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Introductory remauks, 7 
Connection of the Brain with onr 
Mental Faculties. 
Wben we investigate the condition of the various orders 
•f veitebrate animals, which alone admit of a comparison 
with our own species, we find, on the one hand, great 
differences among them, with regard to both their physical 
and mental faculties, and on the other hand a not less 
marked difference as to. the structure of their brain. In 
all of them the brain has a central organ, which is a con- 
tinuation of the spinal cord, to which has been given the 
name of Medulla Oblongata. In connection with this, 
there are other bodies placed in pairs, of a small size and 
simple structure in the lowest species of fish, becoming 
gradually larger and more complex as we trace them 
through the other classes, until they reach their greatest 
degree of development in man himself. That each of these 
bodies has its peculiar functions, it is apprehended there 
cannot be the smallest doubt, and it is, indeed, sufficiently 
probable that each of them is not a single organ, but a 
congeries of organs, having distinct and separate uses. 
The Corpora quadrigemina are four tubercles, which 
connect the cerebrum, cerebellum and medulla oblongata te 
each other. If one of the uppermost of these bodies be 
removed, blindness of the eye of the opposite side is the 
consequence. If the upper part of the cerebrum be re 
moved, the animal becomes blind and apparently stupefied; 
but not so much so but that he may be roused, and that he 
can then walk with steadiness and precision. The most 
Important part of the whole brain is a particular portion of 
the central organ medulla oblongata. While this remains 
entire, the animal retains its sensibility, breathes, and per- 
forms instinctive motions. But if this small mass of the 
nervous system be injured, there is an end of these several 
functions, and death immediately ensues. 8 
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Advice to Males. 
Where the hindrance to cohabitation arises firm or- 
ganic defects, congenital malformation, or diseases of gome 
of the organs of generation, the disqualification may gen- 
erally be considered absolute or irremediable. It is re- 
markable, however, to what extent mutilation or disease 
may occur, without total annihilation of the procreative 
powers; the smallest remnant of the penis, for instance, 
capable of entering the vagina, provided the testes be 
sound, being sufficient for impregnation. 
A learned lecturer on medical jurisprudence gives it as 
his opinion, that the smallest quantity of seminal discharge, 
deposited in the lower part of the female generative ap- 
paratus, provided the female be apt to conceive, is sufficient 
for impregnation: and it is astonishing how minute a 
quantity of this plastic agent is necessary for that purpose 
in some species of creatures. Spallanzani took three 
grains by weight of the male fluid of the frog, and mixing 
it with seventeen ounces of water, found that impregnation 
of the eggs was produced by as much of this exceedingly 
weak mixture as would adhere to the point of a fine 
needle. 
Although, in human formation, it is not essentially ne- 
cessary that the male material should be deposited in the 
upper part of the vagina of the female, yet there is little 
doubt that the deeper entrance of this substance conduces 
impregnation. k 
Malformation of the genital organs has already been 
stated as a cause of impotence. Such cases furnish much 
uneasiness at first, but are easily relievable. I have met 
with many instances, where consumation has been prolonged 
from months to years, which a slight knowledge of the 
functions of the parturient organs might have relieved in 
a few days; and with respect to the latter, it may be 
pardonable to mention that, as the husband should be the 
first to instruct his companion in what is to be expected, 9 
but Tittle disappointment will be experienced, except with 
the vicious and unworthy. 
There is room for much ingenuity in these matters; and 
as marriages are made for better or worse, there exist 
!>owetful inducements to resort to the contrivances of the 
ngenieus humane. 
The f llowing cases of malformation fell under my own 
observation; and the adjoining delineation is a true picture 
of the circumstances. The penis, at its under surface, was 
adherent, from birth, to the scrotum, consequently, when 
erection ensued, it presented the form of a half circle; the 
urine escaped near the roots of the penis The penis itself 
was impervious, but sensible to amative passion. The 
gentleman submitted to a division of the fold which united 
the penis with the scrotum, which former, on being thu 
released, assumed its proper position ; sexual congress was 
thereby attainable, and during erection the orifice of the 
uretha was drawn sufficiently up to allow of the ejection of 
the semen into the vagina. Of the ultimate result I have 
yet to hear. 
It may appear almost incredible, that the sketch 
presented can be a true one, of the penis and testicles of a 
young man upward of 19 years of age. No less was it a 
source of wonderment to myself than it may afford a doubt 
to others. I carefully examined the individual, and saw 
him urinate; the stream was certainly small, but surpris* 
ingly large for so minute an organization. He was quite 
unconscious of amative feeling ; the testicles were distinctly 
perceptible by the finger, but they certainly were not larger 
than cherry kernels. The young man, in other respects, 
preserved the male attributes; he had a slight beard, and 
his voice, though not powerful, was by no means effem- 
inate. I had several interviews with him, and then lost 
sight of him. 
The loss of erectile power is occasioned through more 
causes than one. Erection ensues independently of the 
will or imagination, as instanced on waking in the morn 
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Ing—the canse is most probably a distended bladder} the 
phenomena may be a sympathetic irritability of the muscles 
of the perinceum, especially the erectores; there is a 
general pelvic disturbance, the nervous excitement is in- 
creased, and the rush of blood (obedient to that excite- 
ment) is sent to the penis: such, I believe, is the sympathy 
between all these structures. The will exercises the same, 
and the results of the imagination do not materially differ; 
consequently where the mind fails in producing these 
effects, local excitants may be found to supply its office, 
hence the usefulness of art in combating the eccentricities 
of nature. The mere handling of the testicles kindles 
desire, and in like manner, stimulative,s applied over the 
scrotum generate amative heat. 
A curve of die penis is sometimes an obstruction to 
connubial intercourse; this arises from the adhesion or ob- 
literation of the cells of the Corpora Cavernosa on one 
side only, preventing the uniform flow of the blood into 
those structures, and consequently the equal distention of 
the penis. The curve is of course laterally, and occasions 
in the act of coition pain to hotli parties, or the power of 
penetration is insufficient. Occasionally this malformation 
is onlv temporary, and consequently remediable. 
Franck gives an instance in which so considerable a por- 
tion of the penis had been carried away by a musket-shot, 
that when the wound healed, the organ remained curved, 
and yet proved adequate to the performances of its 
functions. 
An opinion formerly prevailed, that the existence of tht 
testes was unnecessary for effective copulation ; but that is 
no longer a point of dispute ; their absence, whether natu- 
ral or artificial, invariably rendering the invalid unfruitful. 
It is not, however, to be inferred, that a person is impotent 
in whom no testicles are discovered in the scrotum, in- 
rtances occurring where they do not descend from the ab- 
domen (their embryotic abode) through the whole period 
»f life. One testicle, provided it be sound, is sufficient MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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for procreation. Complete extirpation of the teste*, al- 
though destructive of procreative powers, does not extin- 
guish venereal desires. Where the genital organs exist, 
but are malformed, or pathologically altered, their virility 
may be nullified. 
A contracted state of the prepuce, its adherence to tha 
glans, or that condition of it termed phymosis, form impe- 
diments to the emission of the semen, which can only be re- 
moved by an operation ; and if that be neglected, the evil 
continues through life. 
’Among the diseases which occasion sterility in the male, 
those affecting the penis and those incident to the testi- 
cles may be numerated. With regard to the former, there 
often exists an excess or deficiency of muscular or nervous 
energy, inducing priapism or permanent erection in some 
instances, or paralysis or permanent flaccidity in others. 
In priapism, the erection is so vigorous, and all the parts 
so distended, that the semen cannot pass into the urethra ; 
while in paralysis, from some inaptitude of nervous or 
muscular powers of the genital organs, the corpora caver' 
nosa receive but a limited supply of blood, insufficient to 
create erection, or provoke a seminal discharge. 
Strictures of the uiethra are among the barriers to sex- 
ual intercourse ; but happily, only in extreme cases, where 
the urethra is all but closed, go as to oppose the passing 
of the finest bougie. 
The testicle is subject to a variety of diseases, wherein 
»uch a relaxation or obliteration of its structure ensues, 
that the seminal fluid is no longer formed; and where both 
testicles are alike affected, sexual desire is most usually 
wholly extinguished—the smallest portion, however, of 
either gland remaining uninjured, may still be capable of 
secreting semen sufficient for impregnation. 
Impotence may follow accidents to the testicles, such a* 
produced by a bruise ; or even a testicle, which *ha’d 
have become inflamed from clap, shall become so chroni- 
cally hardened as to be useless. Bruising the testicle* 12 
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wa» the mode adopted by the oriental courts for destroying 
masculine efficiency in the attendants of the harem. 
There are certain conditions of health, in which, ah 
though the genital organs may be perfect, yet, owing to 
some constitutional frigidity there is an incapability of er- 
ection. The offspring of too young, or very aged, infirm 
persons, or of those worn down by debauchery, are but too 
common instances. 
The appearance of persons of this temperament is thus 
described by a French writerThe hair is white, fair 
and thin; no beard, and countenance pale; flesh soft and 
without hair; voice clear, sharp, and piercing; the eyes 
sorrowful and dull; the form round, shoulders narrow; 
perspiration acid ; testicle small, .withered, pendulous and 
soft; the spermatic chords small; scrotum flaccid; the 
gland of the testicle insensible; no capillary growth on 
the pubis ; a moral apathy ; pusillanimity and fear on the 
least occasion.” 
The most frequent cause of impotence, at that period of 
existence when man should be in the zenith of his procrea- 
tive power, is in a general weakness of the generative or- 
gans, induced by too early an indulgence in coition, the 
pernicious and demoralizing crime of masturbation, or the 
abuse of venereal pleasures. In these cases, erection will 
not take place, or but feebly, although the mind be highly 
excited by lascivious ideas. The erector muscles are 
paralysed from over-use, and the semen, if any is secreted, 
from the lax and withered state of the testes, is clear, se- 
rous, without consistence, and consequently deficient of 
prolific virtue. Sometimes there is a want of consent be- 
tween immediate and secondary organs of generation; 
thus, the penis acts without, the testicles, and becomes 
erected when there is no semen to be evacuated; while 
the testicles secrete too quickly, and an evacuation takes 
place without any exertion of the penis; the latter disap- 
pointment is of extensive prevalence. 
Impotence is sometimes occasioned by particular dise» MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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ses during their continuance, such as nervous and malign 
nant fevers; while, strangp to relate, an opposite effect is 
sometimes produced by other diseases, such as gout and 
rheumatism, haemorrhoids, etc. ; and instances are on the 
record, that others produce such a change in the constitu- 
tion, that an impotent man may find himself cured of his 
irnpotency on their cessation. 
Of all the functions of the animal economy, none are so 
subservient to nervous influence as those of generation, 
which, when the organs are perfect, and respond not to 
the natural application of them, the cause may be classed 
among those impediments termed moral. 
As the parts of generation are not necessary for the ex- 
istence or support of the ir»dividual, but have a reference to 
something else in which the mind has a principal concern; 
so a complete action in those parts cannot take place with- 
out a perfect harmony of the body and mind, that is, there 
must be both a power of mind and body and disposition of 
mind; for the mind is subject to a thousand caprices 
which affect the action of these parts. 
As these cases do not arise frome ral inability, they are 
to be carefully distinguished from such as do; and, per- 
haps, the only way to distinguish them, is to examine into 
the state of mind respecting this act. So trifling often is 
the circumstance, which shall produce this inability, de- 
pending on the mind, that the very desire to please shall 
nave that effect, as in making the woman the sole object 
to be gratified. 
Treatment. 
In venturing upon this part of the subject, it will be as 
well, first, to distinguish those cases that are curable from 
those that admit of no relief. Among the latter may be 
enumerated all those arising from an original or accidental 
defect in the organs of generation. Where, also, old age 14 
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is the cause, little is to be done : medicines are of r.a avail, 
and temporary stimuli not unfrequently worse. Let thosa 
who are afflicted with impotence, write to us, at once, and 
if the case is curable, or otherwise,we will honestly reply by 
return mail. 
That certain medicaments, ailments and so forth, do pos 
sess an aphrodisica p< wer, is not to be denied ; but when 
adopted by those weak beings, whose bodies are eithei 
worn out by age or excess, and who pin their faith to such 
restoratives, the little remaining sensibility in their frames, 
the source of life and energy can not sustain the shock of 
reaction ; and the result is, total annihilation or death. 
From what has already been stated, it will be petceived, 
that the mind exercises no inconsiderable influence over 
the functions of the organs of generation : and as the state 
of mind depends upon the particular circumstances under 
which it may be placed, any attempt to establish a code of 
instructions, applicable to every instance in which a spoit- 
ive fancy, or disturbed imagination, constituted the prevail- 
ing cause, would be abortive, and would be considered as 
pandering to a vicious and depraved appetite, whereas the 
object of this treatise is only to encourage the diffident, to 
assist the afflicted, and render a service to those legitimately 
deserving it. 
As excess in sexual indulgence impares the generative 
power, no less injurious may entire abstinence be consi- 
dered. The due exercise of an organ tends to its perfec- 
tion, as the neglect or mis-use of it, to its impairment. 
Besides, there is not any wonderful virtue in abstaining 
from the proper use of the sexes. Why, in the name of 
morality, were such powerful impulses and desires bestowed 
upon us ? Why were such wonderful organizations given to 
us, if they were not originally designed to be used by every 
one who is possessed of them 7 Society, in its present form 
is not perhaps constructed with a philosophical regard to 
our own natural instincts, and our own original rights. 
Among the causes that induce impuissance, or that dis- MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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cressfng condition under the cognomen of nervout debility, 
there i* not one more reprehensive than the unworthy 
and pernicious practice of self-abuse. It is much to Be re- 
gretted, that some medical writer, of talent and estimation 
in society, has not turned his attention to the subject, and 
given the influence of his name in denouncing to the world 
the misery and devastation which are the unerring conse- 
quences of this sordid and solitary vice. It is indeed an 
unpleasant and thankless task ; and there probably exists 
in most minds, an unwillingness to enter upon a subject in 
which there is so much difficulty in selecting languagesuf- 
ficiently appropriate to exhibit the folly in its true colors, 
without offending the ear of the chaste and virtuous. 
But a question of such paramount importance should not 
be sacrificed to any false or prudish notions of delicacy; we 
shall therefore offer such observations, as we may think cal- 
culated to check the progress of a vice, that has done more 
to demoralize the human mind than the whole catalogue of 
existing causes besides. It may be deemed an exaggera- 
tion, when it is stated that full three fourths of the insane 
owe their malady to the effects of masturbation: but the as- 
sertion is corroborated by one of the first writers on medi- 
cal jurisprudence, and is fully borne out by the daily expe- 
rience of proprietors of the lunatic asylums. The practice 
of self-abuse usually has its origin in boarding-schools, and 
other places"\vhere young persons congregate in numbers ; 
and there are few of us who may not have observed the 
vice-practiced, althongh it may be unpleasant to avow as 
much, that could resist the contamination. 
“ One sickly sheep infects the flock, 
And poisons all the rest." 
And thus it is, though ninety-and-nine be pure and spot- 
less as the driven snow, if the hundreth be immoral, the 
poison is soon disseminated, the flock become initiated into 
vice, which, if indulged in, will blast their intellectual fac- 
ulties .and probably consign them as outcasts of society; 16 
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rendering them slavering idiots, or the inmates of a lunatia 
asylum. It is not only in private schools that this sin rages, 
our public foundations'and colleges are not exempt from it. 
The heads of out universities are particularly scrupulous in 
briving from their neighborhood the frail fair, lest they 
should contaminate the votaries of learning; while a vice 
far more degrading in its practice, and infinitely more bane- 
ful in its effects, rages within the very sanctuaries of classic 
lore. Many a brilliant genius has sunk into fatuity beneath 
its degrading influence. Loss of memory, idiocy, blind, 
ness, total impotance, nervous debility, paralysis, strangury, 
etc., are among the unerring consequences of an indulgence 
in this criminal passion. We need not bring a greater proof 
of the dire effects of an indulgence in the practice of mas- 
turbation, than the deplorable state of mind to which it re- 
duced one of our greatest poets. 
Advice to Females. 
A female may be impotent, and not sterile; and sterile 
not impotent. Impotence can only exist in the female, 
when there is an impervious vagina ; but even this condi- 
tion does not necessarily infer sterility, many cases being 
recorded, where the semen, by some means or another, 
through an aperture that would not admit a fine, probe, has 
found entrance to the vagina and occasioned impregna- 
'"’on. 
Impotence may arise from a malformed pelvis, the ab- 
ence of a vagina, adhesion of its labia, unruptured hymen, 
jr one of such strength as to resist intromission. In the 
two former instances, sterility is irremediable ; but art, and 
indeed nature, may overcome the latter impediments. 
Where hermaphroditism exists, the sex is usually more 
masculine ; it is a vulgar error to suppose that the two 
•exes exist entire, and that they are capable of giving and 
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Leucorrhoea is often attended with tiarrenness | at all 
events. it is very debilitating, and thus impedes conception. 
A notion once prevailed, that women who did not menstru- 
ate could not conceive; it has since been disproved, except 
in those instances where menstruation never occurred : a 
single monthly discharge indicates an ampitude for concep- 
tion. It is observed that barren women have very small 
breasts. Women who are very fat are often barren, for 
their corpulence either exists as a mark of weakness of the 
system, or it depends upon a want of activity of the ovariaj 
thus spayed or castrated animals generally become fat. 
The same remarks apply to the male kind, who are outra- 
geously corpulent. There are many other peculiarities in 
matrimonial life, fertile subjects for speculation ; such as, 
for instance, the lapse of time that often occurs after mar- 
riage before conception takes place, and the space between 
each act of gestation ; the solution of which may be that 
these occurrences are modified by certain aptitudes, dispo- 
sitions, state of health, etc.; the same may explain why 
persons have lived together for years in unfruitful matrimo- 
ny, and who yet, after being divorced and marrying others, 
have both had children. 
It is not always that the most healthy women are more 
favorable to conception than the spare and feeble. High 
feeding and starvation are alike occasionally inimical to 
breeding# The regularity of the “ courses ” appears prin- 
cipally essential to secure impregnation ; and the inter- 
course is generally held likely to be more fruitful that takes 
place early after that customary relief. 
Women in health are capable of bearing children, on an 
average, for a period of thirty years, from the age of fifteen 
to forty-five; but their incapacity to procreate does not 
deny them the sexual gratification, it being well accredited, 
that women upward of seventy years of age have been 
known, who have lost but little of the amative inclination 
and enjoyment which they possessed in their early days. 
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period, it being common for men to become fathers at 
eighty, ninety, and one hundred—old Parr becoming a pa* 
rent at the age of one hundred and thirty. Women rarely 
falls pregnant beyond fifty. 
Some female endure intense pain during coition, so as to 
occasion fainting or great exhaustion. Such suffering is 
usually traceable to internal ailments—such as pile*, fistu- 
jms openings between the rectum and vagina ulcerated 
wombs, vaginal tumors or abscesses. Cases continually pie- 
sent themselves, where, on the removal of the cause, the 
effect is cured. 
The number of children that women have individually 
given birth to is very variable. It is attested, among a 
collection of facts of this nature, that one female gave 
birth to eighteen children at six births ; another, forty-four 
children in all, thirty in first marriage and fourteen in the 
second; and in a still more extraordinary case, fifty-three 
children in all, in one marriage eighteen times single 
births, five times twins, four times triplets, once six, and 
ence seven. Men have been known to beget seventy or 
eighty children in two or more marriages. With regard to 
the aggregate proportion of male and female births, it ap- 
pears that the males predominate about four or five only in 
one hundred. The average number of children in each 
marriage is, in England, from five to seven. 
To a continual irritability of temper among females may 
be ascribed infertility. Independently of ever fostering 
domestic disquietude, it producess thinness and feeble 
health; and, where pregnancy does insue, it most fre- 
quently provokes miscarriage, or leads to the birth of ill- 
conditioned and puny offspring. 
Perhaps one of the most indispensible and endearing 
qualifications of the feminine character is an amiable tem- 
per. Cold and callous must be the man who does not prize 
the meek and gentle spirit of a confiding woman. Her 
lip* may not be sculptured in the line of perfect beauty, 
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smile be ever ready to welcome, and the glance fraught 
with clinging devotion, or shrinking sensibility, she must 
be prized far above gold or rubies. A few moments of en- 
during silence would often prevent years of discord and un- 
happiness; but the keen retort and waspish argument too 
often break the chain of affection, link by link, and leave 
the heart with no tie to hold it but a cold and frigid duty. 
The treatment of this delusive and mentally annihilating 
propensity, falls equally within the province of the philos- 
opher and the physician. Without a total abandonment of 
the practice, the case is hopeless ; and he to whom the 
consequences shall have been portrayed and heeds them 
not, is unworthy of our sympathy, but deserves the evils he 
entails upon himself. 
Now, as the consequences of all criminalities continue to 
ensue so long as the provocative be kept up, it is evident 
that, as a first toward the restoration of order and health, 
the cause must be removed or withheld. The mere will or 
resolution is seldom rufficient; virtue, like vice, has its al- 
lurements, and those belonging to the former must be cal- 
led into requisition as antagonists to the snares of the latter. 
Physic can not check bad principles, or bad indulgences. 
No method is or can be superior to that full employment 
of the mental faculties on noble and intellectual subjects, 
on objects worthv the high ends for which Nature has 
adapted them. And though the difficulty will be great in 
inducii g new and good habits, to the exclusion of such as 
are unworthy and degrading, yet the effectual accomplish- 
ment of such a resolution is not of uncommon occurrence ; 
and the sufferer may be placed under circumstances where 
good habits may be more frequently called into action na- 
turally, to the exclusion of vicious propensities. The time 
should be well filled, so as to leave no room for flying to 
the various usual sources of amusement that fill up the life 
ef the thoughtless and gay. Every hour and every minute 
should be provided for, so as to exclude the admission of 
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disease. Studies connected with education should bo en- 
couraged. Modern languages have a great claim on the 
consideration of all who are engaged in business to any ex- 
tent, and are of inraluahle use after they have fulfilled the 
immediate end for which their culture is here recommend- 
ed. The various sciences being more or less on the pur- 
suits and employments of every man are earnestly recom- 
mended to the choice of the unfortunate victim of sensual- 
ity. Geology and botany would call him into the healthful 
fields, oidill up his time by his fireside, in studying the 
many excellent works on those subjects : the still higher 
utility of chemistry, as being made of practical use in al- 
most every business, and demonstrating the else unintelli- 
gible phenomena of a multitude of natural processes and 
changes, may be held up as another inducement to call 
forth his best energies. 
Travellings to those who can afford the expense or the 
time, is one of the best moans of conquering this baneful 
habit. The numerous objects thereby piesented to the eye 
of the invalid in the manners, government and productions 
of art and nature, of the countries he visits, are an inces- 
sant source of pleasing and useful excitement, and can not 
fail, especially if the traveler be accompanied by an intel- 
ligent and moral friend, to weaken and eradicate the bad 
impression of the past. 
To diverge, and at the same time to conclude this part of 
the subject, we have only to offer a few remarks relative to 
the medical and therapeutic treatment of those cases of im- 
puissance, that age, disorganization, and total incapacity, 
do not exclude from consideration. We have already ex- 
pressed our belief, that generative imbecility is consecutive 
to general debility; hence, whatever tends to improve the 
latter, tends also to remove the former. The diet, there- 
fore, should be full and generous, with a liberal portion of 
spices; but all stimulating liquids, such as wine, brandy, 
and the rest, should be avoided. 
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feature In the treatment; the cold plunging, the tepid 
•hower, the douche, the warm and the vapor baths, posses* 
their several influences. The various medicines that come 
under the denomination of apliordisiacs, are not wholly un- 
influential, such as stomachics, aromatics, gums and bal- 
sams, oils and others ; but as their administration can only 
be permitted under professional direction, no real utility 
can follow any specification or formulary of their propor- 
tions. We would therefore earnestly advise all who are suf 
fering under any form of impotence or sexual debility, to 
apply by letter immediately to us. The course of medi- 
cines sent, and the full and explicit directions for use, ena- 
bles the patient to treat himself in precisely the same 
m nner as if he were under our personal supervision. Our 
medicines contain no minerals; as I believe in the herbal 
treatment exclusively. The price of a full course of medi- 
dineg, guaranteed to cure the worst forms of sterility and 
debility, $5. Sent to any part of the United States, by 
express, securely packed, upon receipt of price. 
The Road to Marriage, 
The proper age for marriage, according to the law of 
this country, is twenty-one for the male, and eighteen for 
the female ; But in Nature’s law, twenty-five for the male, 
and twenty-one for the female, to accord with the com- 
plete development of the adult. 
The great cause of unmarried adults in chr'stian com- 
munities, is owing to the difficulties young people experi- 
ence, in indeavoring to procure partners. That is, in fact, 
no bachelor has been so from choice, and, in nine of ten 
cases, the reasons he will give you for his celibacy, are not 
the true casues. 
By far the greatest number of old bachelors, has been 
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from female society, or the bashfulness which would never 
permit them to bring a lady to the simple answer “ yes ” 
for “ no.” 
We have known young men with every advantage of 
person and fortune to be deeply in love, but who, in con- 
sequence of their backwardness in revealing their passion, 
have waited until some person, without the moiety of their 
deserts, but with a stock of assurance, carried away the ob- 
ject of their affections. 
Again ladies are obliged to remain single for the want of 
an opportunity to procure husbands. This is generally ow- 
ing to selfishness of parents, who exclude young men yet 
from their house, except those too insignificant to win their 
daughters affections, till at last the lady is compelled to 
remain single or favor inferiors. 
Homeliness of person is never the cause of Want of 
partners, for every age has its model, and fancies are as 
various as are the peculiar notions of individuals. 
When a young man finds himself unusually fascinated by 
a young lady, perhaps at first sight, he should at once 
come to a stand-still, and make a thorough examination of 
his own circumstances, in case he should be successful; 
and also the situation of the other party, including charac- 
ter, disposition, prior engagements, etc.; and then, should 
everything co-operate, or nearly co-operate with his wishes, 
in God’s name let him ‘ go ahead.’ We insist, however, 
that a little precaution in the beginning may save a great 
deal of trouble in the sequel, because a man may stifle and 
destroy the effects of first sight love, if he will only remain 
away from the occasion of it; whereas, if he rushes consi 
derately into it, it may afterwards turn out that his reason 
and respect will prompt him to eschew a passion which, his 
yet powerful affections may keep him inevitably bound to. 
When a man finds his heart is “ gone,” and that the pos- 
session of a certain female is requisite to his happiness, he 
should at once begin to study her character, so as to di- 
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important point; for a gentleman who attempts to woo 
a lady after a fashion opposed to her prejudices, has al* 
most as little chance of success, as a person who might un- 
dertake to solve a mathematical problem with an improper 
number of figures; or even as ono should endeavor to stop 
the course of time by letting his watch run down. 
Whan, therefore, a man goes in quest of a wife, as a sort 
of business speculation, and with the chief intention of be- 
coming a domestic man, and making himself comfortable, 
he should first carefully examine himself, in order to deter- 
mine the nature of the being that might contribute most to 
his happiness; for, otherwise, his blissful anticipations of a 
domestic heart, cheerful companion, and connubial felicity 
may all find a termination on the very day on which he had 
hoped to launch for ever into their undisturbed enjoyments. 
Hence, a covetous man should avoid marrying with a 
generous girl, for she will not only make him miserable by 
her expenditure, or her complaints, but she will also learn 
to dislike him for his principles. 
A man of generous disposition, however, would do best 
to provide himself with a frugal wife, for she will honor 
and boast of his nature, at the same time she will prevent 
it from bringing its possessor to povert y; and again such a 
husband will best know how to appreciate such a wife : for 
the thriitiness which is mean in a man is commendable in 
a woman, especially if she has got a wasteful partner to 
deal with. 
A man of phlegmatic nature should be careful how he 
marries a warm and buoyant woman, for, in case a woman 
of his temperament does not feel that his affections are re- 
turned, nothing but the strictest sense of morality will pre- 
vent her bringing them to another, even though it should 
be an unlawful market. 
For the same reason a man of an amorous organization 
should never unite himself with a cold, unexcitable, and 
matter-of-fact female: for, unless he is another Joseph, he 
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to beer with the vexation of the continual repulse*; while 
the too partial usages of society make it optional with him 
to find a resource. 
Again, a jealous man should rather commit suicide than 
matrimony with a handsome woman; for every word spo- 
ken in her favor, and her every glance, action, and inquiry 
that is not the immediate occasion of, will sink like a 
dagger in his heart. 
We shall now record a few remarks on the philosophy of 
making love, which are founded on long study and ample 
experience. 
A word of advice to the lover, who has once been 
truly accepted, and rejected afterwards, through the inter- 
ference of friends. In such cases, if he is determined to 
Win, for the sake oflove, pride, satisfac ion, or any other 
cause—let him but go to work judiciously, and the day is 
his own in spite of a world of opposition. Woman, for the 
most part is not fickle, when her affections have heen se- 
cured; for, however the threats and admonitions of pa- 
rents, guardians, &c., may discompose or change their cur- 
rents, they will speedily return to their channels, and even 
more securely and deeper than ever. If those whom it 
may concern could only understand the mysteries of a wo- 
man’s heart, they would see the necessity of not interrupt- 
ing its bent, in matters of love, unless under very urgent 
circumstances ; and if bachelors could also appreciate the 
nature of the erratic material, they would rather put their 
right arms in the fire, and burn them to their sockets, than 
unite with parents and guardians in endeavoring to coerce 
the affections of a lady in their favor, whose heart had 
been given, and therefore belonged to another. 
Personal beauty is not less essential to a successful con- 
quest, cleanliness, and “ A careless comeliness with comely 
care,” most unmistakably are. No laby would admire a 
filthy swain, with a bald pate and dirty teeth ; and with a 
gentleman, vice versa. It is decidedly unromantic to press, 
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they curtain !• coated with a yellow encrustation, which 
giver a sewer fragrance to the breath. A man to be manly, 
must have a luxuriant head of hair, and, in these days of 
patriarehial imitation, a thrifty beard. A lady to look 
wholesome and attractive, must possess an abundance of 
the material with which to make a girlish curl or graceful 
braid. Old age seldom mars the personal charms, if the 
cycle of time has not robbed the individual of his or her 
natural adornments. The handsomest couple we ever saw 
were centenarians, (this is a fact) Let, therefore, he who 
Would win the fair hand of the lady he loves, in addition to 
the following and carefully prepared directions in the vari- 
ous parts of this book, endeavor to show a manly face, a 
cleanly mouth, and an umblemished skin. A female, too, 
should avail herself of every invitation of art to preserve 
those ornaments which the God of nature originally be- 
stowed upon her. 
Some men may imagine that an everlasting fund of small- 
tal k is enough to ca tivate any woman in the world ; but 
those persons, when they think they have the field all to 
themselves, are in general, made mere laughing stocks as 
soon as their backs are turned. They are usually kept in 
second hand favor, however, as useful appendages in a 
Walk or ball-room, and to supply their bantling inaraorates 
with the chit-chat of the day. 
Other men think that the secret of making love, lies in 
flattery ; and hence they adminitser the dose so unsparing- 
ly, that it amounts to a surfeit. Flattery is, indeed, a pow- 
erful weapon, when managed with dexterity, but, in the 
bands of a person ignorant of its mysteries, it is worse thaa 
no weapon at all: as its edge is not unfrequently turned 
against himself. 
Again, there are men who place all their dependence in 
their own personal appearance ; but these are mere no- 
bodies, who seldom succeed, when any man of sense and 
spirit thinks the object of their regard worth contending 
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There is but one general rule for going to work, an j 
that is, in the first place, after you have secured, or even 
partially secured her affections, begin to treat her as her 
conduct may apparently deserve, from time to time. Thus, 
if she becomes occasionally very eloquent in the praises of 
other men for the purpose of tantalizing, you should imme- 
diately begin to expatiate upon the superior qualities of 
some other woman ; if she hints that your visits are trou- 
blesome, leave her to herself for a week or two ; and if she 
affect to favor the approaches of a rival, the readiest and 
most effectual remedy for bringing her to her reason, is to 
commence, in seeming, to one of her acquaintances. In 
short, a man, to woo a female coquette, must become a 
male coquette; for, with such a lady, all the eloquence and 
d votion in the world will stand him less in need than a 
well-directed nonchalence. We would, however, as he 
values his happiness, advise no man to marry a downright 
coquette ; for, however her peculiarities may pass for wit 
or playfulness, the real foundation of them is fickleness and 
dishonesty; and when she consents to an union, it is in nine 
eases out Of ten, the result of pride, spite, or jealousy ; 
and, even, though the latter should predominate at the time 
our word for it, the flame is either ephemeral or of so ec- 
centric a character, that it is seldom directed for twenty- 
lour consecutive hours towards the same focus of attractton. 
Taking everything into consideration, we would rather, of 
the two, trust the honor of a reclaimed votary of pleasure, 
that of a genuine coquette, if they were both placed in an 
equal sphere of temptation. 
We never hear the word dandy used, that we do not 
ponder over its lack of meaning. Gross minded people— 
and there are many such, for whom there appears no ear'li- 
ly redemption—imagine that every well dressed, carefully 
“ made up ” rnan is a “ dandy ” and that the term is one of 
opprobrium and reproach. On the other hand, we think it 
a complimentary appellation. We would rather be teamed 
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year. And, after all, the dandies have the lead in all good 
society f You may be sure that when you meet a company 
of pretty ladies, a dozen or two dandies are very near at 
hand. The dandies have the post of honor at parties, balls, 
the play, and the opera, and on the promenade they are 
always favored with the care of the handsomest and fresh- 
est belles of the day. Take our advice ; and, if you would 
be popular in the right quarters, be a dandy. It is a duty— 
a positive duty—that every individual owes to his or her 
fellow-beings, to look as attractive as possible. Therefore 
patronize the tailor, the bootmaker, the haberdasher, the 
barber, the cosmetician, the dancing master, the jeweler, 
the maker up of “ fine linen,” the dentist, and the glover, 
as freely as your means will permit. Be sure that those to 
whom you give your patronage are masters of their several 
arts, and pay them ungrudgingly and with liberality, for it 
is by far the cheapest in the end, to pay well for a good 
thing, than to give a small price for an inferior article. We 
do not mean, of course, that there is any virtue in profuse 
and reckless expenditure ; but we do mean that a first rate 
coat is cheaper at $30 than a poor one is at $9. In deal- 
ing with any of the persons above mentioned, give them a 
fair price, one from which they can realize some profit, and 
they will do their best for you. Be niggardly in your offers 
to them, and they will most certainly slight your orders. 
Having said a few words with reference to dandies, let 
us devote a little attention to their counterparts in females. 
These are termed by dandy-hateis, “ dashing-flirts,” or 
“ gay girls,” &c., and are stigmatized as persons whose 
judgement is fit only to pass upon dry goods, and whose in- 
tellect can compass toilet affairs only. A serious mistake. 
Your dressy girl must be something of an artist. And if 
she were not a person of refined taste her propensities for 
personal adornment would never have been developed 
She must have a fine eye for grouping and arranging of 
colors. She must be competent to distinguish the finest 
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and hence must possess a fair knowledge of commerce and 
manufactures. She must be a lover of nature and alive to 
its beauties. She must be something of a lapidary, too 
and be capable of distinguishing paste from diamonds 
Indeed, no woman can be a sufficiently good dresser to 
attract envious remark without possessing a large and use- 
ful share of intellect. 
Now we advise such of our female readers as are not 
“gay flirts,’’ (we use the term flirts here in the sense of 
connecting it with apparel) by nature to take up the trade 
without delay. By study and perseverance they can learn 
to dress as well as the most natural of the “gay flirts.” 
And let them not spare artifices. It is legitimite to adorn 
your houses with the best furniture and trappings you can 
get, and why should you not adorn your person with the 
same degree of care ? In Shakspear’s comedy of “ Much 
Adoabou Nothing,” Ben edict, that most fastidious of Bach- 
elors, and afterwards happiest of married men says : 
“ One woman is fair; yet I am well: another is wise; 
yet I am well: another viituous; yet I am well: but till 
all graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in 
my grace. Rich she shall be that’s certain ; wise or I’ll 
none ; virtuous, or I’ll never cheapen her; fair, or I’ll never 
look on her; mild, or come not near me; noble, or not I 
for an angel; of good discourse, an excellent musician ; and 
her hair shall beowhatever color it pleases God.” 
Let every one of our lady readers consider that she has 
a Benedict to please, and act accordingly. If she cannot 
realize hit ideal of perfection, let her come as near it as 
she can. It will be seen that Benedict chose, for the color 
of his mistress’s hair that which “ God pleased,” or, in 
other words, that which nature had selected. Shakspeara 
was well versed in human nature, and no man ever lived 
that understood the “fitness of things ” so weil. He com- 
prehended perfectly well, that the hair nature gives us is 
colored to suit the shape of our features, the cast of our 
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•f Mir topic*. We have a preparation—composed entirely 
from oriental herbs—that will restore hair to its natural 
color, no matter how grey it is. One of the ingredient* is 
largely used by the ladies of a porti 3n of the East to dress 
their hair. It has always operated like a charm. It never 
met with a failure. It also restores hair to bald place*,, 
and renders it thick and glossy. We will send one bottle 
to any address on the receipt of One Dollar, this sum bare- 
ly covering expenses. Write for “ Bazille’s Hair Tonic.” 
If the hair of your head is red, let it remain so. Do not 
Color it black, for it would not decieve any body. It would 
look like just what it was—dyed article that had no ap- 
propriate place on your shoulders; but if it is grey restore 
it to the color that it bore when you were young. 
In order to accomplish our object in writing this book, 
we must occasionally descend to the discussion of matters 
that appear frivolous. Do not hastily misjudge and des- 
pise them. Trifles are not to be despised with impunity, 
for they oftentimes make or mar a human being’s destiny. 
We know that all great discoveries and inventions have 
been originated by the merest of trifles, the paltriest of ac- 
cidents. An apple falling, suggested to Sir Isaac Newtor 
his invaluable discoveries with regard to the laws of grav- 
itation. The telescope was suggested by the accidental 
placing of a couple of pieces of glass together in an opti- 
cian’s shop, and the careless exami ation of them, in that 
accidental position, by a lounging apprentice boy. Tiiflea 
form the material of everything vast. The coral reefs and 
islands in the seas, are the wqrk of animalculae scarcely 
perceptible to the naked eye. The globe itself is formed 
of atoms. 
If you disregard trifles you will never become promi- 
nent or important in any degree, but will vegetate like a 
plant, and die unknown, unloved, and uncared for. Life 
is no trifle, but it is a conglomeration of trifles. Look 
therefore, upon the “ day of smtdl things ” with a watch- 
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gunpowder, and blows up a city. A mouse, remember, 
freed, the netted Lion. In all the little details and miuu- 
tise which we are constrained to relate to you, and impress, 
upon your attention, there lurks a great consequence— 
there lingers a gigantic end. It is happiness ; that which, 
to the unreflective and the ignorant, seems an unattainable 
shadow. But there is nothing so easily obtained, if pur- 
sued in the right way, as happiness. The old saying has 
it, M keep your feet warm, and your head cool, and defy 
the physicians.” There is a volume of truth in this. 
There is an equal amount of substantial truth in our theory, 
viz : preserve your health, acquire money, and make your 
self as agreeable in looks as care and ingenuity will allow 
you. This will enable you to win and retain the affections 
of the one you adore, and will make you hosts of friends 
besides. What more is requisite to attain perfect content- 
ment. How strange it is that these simple truths, so 
plain and ingenious, that a child can appreciate them to 
their full extent, escape the knowledge of nine-tenths of 
mankind! How remarkable that the 'first intimation y< u 
have ever had of their force and value is received from the 
pages of this humble volume : We walk in darkness in 
the midst of light, do we not. 
“ Assume a virtue if you have it not.” All you want to 
annihilate your bashfulness, is a little confidence. If that 
unfortunately does not find growth in your composition you 
must counterfeit it. One or two efforts, and the difficulty 
is all over. If you meet with accidents at the first going 
off, pass them over with an air of ease, as if they were mat- 
ters of no moment, and as if you did not give them a mo- 
ment’s thought. By treating them thus cavalierly, and by 
placing so small an estimate upon their worth, you induce 
others to do the same; for men are imitative as well as 
monkeys. Practice! yes that’s the word! will make the 
most bashful person able, after a while, to endure the gaze 
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the actress who was five years before she could make op 
her mind to face her audience without trembling like the 
eft-mentioned Aspen Tree. 
We will now proceed to specialities, in which we hope to 
jonvey such information as will enable every one of oar 
tingle friends, old and young, to get partners at will, 
while we shall instruct persons of every age, in the easiest 
and best methods of preserving the love they may have 
jrained in all its original freshness and purity, Our re- 
marks, it must not be forgotten, are intended for the de- 
lectation and benefit of persons of all ages. It will be 
teen by the following report recently made by the register 
of Boston, (where east winds and a peculiar climate are 
not especially favorable to the development of amative- 
ness,) that none are too old to marry. The report is inter- 
esting of itself, as it shows at what ages the most marria- 
ges take place. It is a fair criterioa to judge other parta 
of the United States by. 
The whole number of marriages In Boston during the 
past year, was 2,855; and it appears from tables that the 
favorite period of life at which males select their partners, 
seems to be that between the ages of 21 and 23. The 
number that married in 1855, within that period, 1,018 
nearly 35,65 per cent, of the whole number married. A 
second favorite period is that between the ages of 25 and 
38, when 961, or 33,66 per cent, changed their condition. 
A third period, that between 30 and 40, has many ardent 
lovers, 593, of whom, or 20,77 per cent, took to themselves 
helpmates. 
The favorite matrimonial period for females appear to He 
between the 20th and the 25th year. It will be observed 
that 1,297, or nearly 45.43 per cent, of the whole number 
of marriages, were consummated during that interesting 
period. The second period is the same as that of the 
males, between 25 and 30. Here 647, 22.66 of the females 
married, have received their hnsbands. The third, is that 
falling below the age of twenty, at which time the goodly 32 
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number 491 •elected their partners. A fourth period—al*» 
a favorite with the other sex, lies between the sober bound* 
aries of 30 and 40. During this period, 593 males and 
30(5 females changed their conditions. 
Of the females under 20 years, 31 married men over 30; 
and three obtained husbands « ho had passed their fortieth 
year. One female between 20 and 25 married a man who 
was upwards of 50, while another of the same age, receiv- 
ed a husband in a man of the mature age of 66 ! 
Of the marriages of the male, 2,449, or 85-77 per cent 
were first marriage* ', 2,290. or 80,21 per cent, were to 
maidens ; 156 to widows ; and three to those who had been 
widows twice. The number of second marriages was 373 ; 
353 of these wrere to maidens ; 116 to widows; and four to 
those who had been widows twice. 
Of the 25 third marriages, 14 were to maidens, 9 to wi- 
dows. and 1 to a widow the second time, and one to a wi- 
dow the third time. There was one fourth, and one fifth 
marriage: The first to a maiden of 30; and the other to a 
maiden of 23 ! 
The first marriages of females, number 2,559, or 89.63 
per cent, of the whole number. Of these, 2,290 were to 
single males; 252 to widowers; and 14 became third 
wives. 
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How truly fearful are the reflections which must arise in 34 
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the mind of every lover of his race, when reviewing the 
wide-spread and growing evil of self-abuse, which has un- 
happily spread its cankering blight upon many of the fair- 
est daughters and most promising youths of our land. That 
the “ way of the transgressor is hard,’’ is, in many instan- 
ces, too truly recognized by such offenders in after years, 
but the bitterness of remorse is stifled by the reflection, 
that there were none to counsel them in their weakness, 
and sin, that they were not warned by their elders of the 
fearful train of consequences, which would ensue from 
what they considered at the time, a harmless indulgence, 
and found too late, its pernicious effects in a shattered and 
enfeebled constitution Parents and guardians have much 
to answer for, if from weak and strong minded notions of 
delicacy, they do not instruct those under their charge, of 
the blasting effects of solitary indulgence. The authors of 
this little book trusts that what is here presented, may de- 
ter many from entering this delusive path, and bring back 
the erring to a sense of the duty owing to themselves and 
mankind, from which they have wandered. Of their com- 
petency to advise and treat those whose physical powers 
have become impaired, their diplomas, many years of expe- 
rience and practice, and a study of the system pursued in 
the hospitals of Europe and America, is a guarantee. At- 
tentively puruse the following remarks, be guided by its 
precepts and all may yet be well. 
fn approaching this subject as a speciality, we confess a 
considerable degree of mental disturbance. It is a subject 
that has been so frequently dwelt upon in catch-penny 
books—so adroitly handled by empirics, and so meagerly 
treated by all of the faculty who have designed to. give it 
an extra attention, that we feel reluctant to broach it. Yet 
it must be discussed. Humanity bids us not only to speak 
of it, but to do it without fear of being too plain spoken. 
Its importance is greater than that of any other subject that 
comes up for medical consideration. Uutil .you have had 
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to believe that nine-tenths of the young people in this 
country are or have been addicted to the body and soul-de- 
stroying practice of self-pollution. It is indulged in by 
members of both sexes; girls and boys, men and woman, 
are the slaves of this most horrible and most ruinous of 
beastly habits. We do not wish to be misunderstood in 
our denunciations of the horror. It is the vice we so 
strongly denounce, not its pitiable and unfortunate victims. 
Owing to the indelicate modesty that prevails among pa- 
rents and guardians, and others to whom the control of 
children is given, this subject is never touched upon in the 
presence of the young. There is a latent principle of 
sensualism in everybod 's nature. The infant will un- 
consciously betray this by its actions. The infant grown 
to a reasoning and observing age, will soon imitate what 
it sees, and continue to imitate especially if the act of im- 
itation confers that which is, or seems to be, pleasurable.— 
How careful then should those who have the care of these 
tender plants be to check every lascivious or improper 
word or action in their presence ! Or, what would be still 
more effective, they should prepare them to receive such 
words or actions properly. If boys and girls were taught, 
with the alphabet, that self-pollution, or any other fitting 
action leading to it, or to indulgences and pra< tices, would 
ruin them—would strip the flesh from their bones, would 
make them weak, ugly, sick and hateful, how many of 
them, do you think, would ever bpcome the slaves of the 
habit? Not one in a thousand! Our first care has always 
been concerning a child under our control, to prepare it for 
bad examples of this character, and terrify it from follow- 
ing them. Let parents do this. They will, by adopting 
our advice, save themselves and their offspring “ seas of 
trouble,"’ and “ mountains of disgrace.” 
SelPabuse has been practised as far back as history ent- 
ries us. At one time, among the ancients, it was openly 
and unblushingly performed. They made no secrets of 
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Eractices that figure in the same catalogue, may be attri- 
uted their rapid mental decline, and their ultimate phy- 
sical and political downfall. 
Let us now particularize a few, only a few, diseases is 
the fearful catalogue of the self-pollutionists,—and do you 
give heed to the awful and appalling record. 
Insanity, congestions of all vital parts, hypochondria 
(entailing, or rather embracing over one hundred afflictions, 
known by various names), hysteria, Seminal weakness, 
nightly emissions, sympathetic buboes, swelled testicles, 
hydrocele, brain fever, suppression of urine (le iding often 
to bursting of the bladder), diseased kidneys, worms, 
wasting away of the testicles, shrivelling of the penis, im- 
potence, discharges from the urethra, catarrh, CONSUMP- 
TION, loss of vuice, blindness, deafness ringing in the ears, 
pits, emaciation, falling sickness, idiocy, destruction of 
speech, almost total failure of memory, giddiness, apoplexy, 
(serous) wasting of tha muscles, pains in all parts of the 
body, melancholy, fear, anguish, decay of the spine, horrible 
dreams, nightmares, slow fever, nausea, palpitations, ossi- 
fication of the heart, bursting of the heart, enlargement 
of the arteries, costivenesss, tumors, piles, sores, dyspep- 
sia, voiding of festering matter from the fundament, ulcer- 
ation of the stomach and bowels, complaints of the liver, 
diseases of the spleen, loss of power to have sexual con- 
nection, all sQrts of nervous afflictions, (any one of 
which is unceasing torture), iuflamations, incapability of 
walking steadily, flightiness, baldness, gray hair, decayed 
teeth, wrinkles, &c., &c., <fcc. 
There ! we have not commenced, and yet see where we 
have got to! What need to go further? Why stretch 
our list ? Is it not enough already, to show that mastur- 
bation is more prolific of evil—of misery—cf torture— 
than aught else that can be written about or imagined? 
Have you suffered from this terrible cause? Have you 
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iHjptlrd both your mind and your 7 Oh, if you have 
—pause before it is too late. Dr. Bostwlck says: 
“ The patient, by neglect of himself, or from a false 
modesty (which is too common with this class of pa- 
tients), has delayed seeking for proper medical relief, un- 
til he is completely destroyed. Body and mind are in 
ruins. The generative organs are so wasted as to be en- 
tirely inactive, or so diseased as to secrete but a ropy, thin, 
and glairy fluid, having few or none of the characteristics 
of semen, and which continually flows away from the un- 
conscious victim. He is finally either hurried to a prema- 
ture grave by consumption, epilepsy, or apoplexy; or, in- 
sanity, taking the hopeless form of dementia, has removed 
him fiom his own home to the mad-house. It is safe to 
say, that of all the cases of incurable insanity, a large ma- 
jority are caused by involuntary seminal emissions, or by 
masturbation.” 
We cite this, because it tells all we would have you know of 
the ultimate consequences of masturbation in a few words. 
Do you wish to arrive at this hopeless—worse than hope- 
less—stage 7 We address even you who are just commen- 
cing to defile your bodies in secret, and byyourown hands. 
If you do not wish te arrive at the end of the road above 
described and depicted, stop the habit. 
Hippocrates observed “ that the seed of man arose from 
all the humors of his body, and is the most valuable part 
of them.” When a person loses his seed (he says in an- 
other place), he loses the vital spirit; so that it is not 
astonishing that its too frequent evacuation should enervate, 
as the body is thereby deprived of the purest of its humors. 
Another author remarks, that “ the semen is kept in the 
seed-vessels until the man m ke proper use of it, or noc- 
turnal emissions deprive him of it.” During all this time, 
says Dr. Young, the quantity which is there detained, ex- 
cites him to the act of venery; but the greatest part of this 
seed, which is the most volatile and odoriferous, as welt 
as the strongest, is absorbed into the blood; and it there" 38 
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Eroduces very surprising changes. It makes the beard* 
air and nails grow; it changes the voice and manners, for 
age does produce these changes in animals. It is the seed 
only that operates in this manner, for these changes are 
never met with in eunuchs, or those who have been de- 
prived of their testicles. Can a greater proof of its vi- 
talizing power be shown, than this fact, that one single 
drop is sufficient (under proper circumstances) to give life 
to a future being ? Those, then, who waste their precious 
fluid are truly wretched. Disabled from rendering any 
service either to themselvee or their friends, they drag on 
a life totally useless to others, and a burden to themselves, 
in the midst of that society which, if it could know, would 
despise rather than pity them for their self-inflicted suffer- 
ings. The moralist and legislator will do well, in estimat- 
ing the sources of wretchedness, intellectual perversity, 
and crime, to take into account those habits which tend 
not more to enfeeble the physical constitution of man, 
than to demoralize his springs of action. 
The undue loss of the seminal secretion in a natural 
way, that is, from too frequent intercourse with the other 
sex, is productive of dire evils ; but where resulting from 
self-pollution, no language can descr be the nature of those 
sufferings which violated nature is compelled to endure.— 
All the intellectual faculties are weakened; the man be- 
comes a coward, apprehensive of a thousand ideal dangers, 
or sinks into the effeminate timidity of womanhood; he 
becomes truly hysterical, sighs or weeps upon the slightest 
insult, for want of sympathy with his hypochondriacal 
sensations. Such an one commences the career of inci- 
pient manhood by the sbwae of nature’s most secret snd 
sacred functions and that a mnsneat when the system is 
incompletely formed when energy and passion i eed as yet 
the controlling rule of riper reason. Exclusively absorbed 
by this principle, all the powers of mind and body ars 
wasted in delusive enjoyments, in imaginaiy creations; aa MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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age of care and anxiety follows, broke* only by useless 
and unavailing regrets. 
Under the various forms of this peculiar excitement, but 
especially in the diseased fancy of the victim of solitary 
vice, we find associated every species of morbid insensibi- 
lity, erratic imagination, and their consequent results, ofte* 
indicated by an indecision of character difficult of compre- 
hension by those who are unacquainted with its cause.— 
Waywardness, stuborn self-love, selfishness in every modi 
fication, or that form of it which requires and would attract 
the anxiety and attention too exclusively upon himself— 
such are often the mental outlines of a character which 
secretly debasing passions have contributed to form. An 
incessant irksome uneasiness, continual anguish, or alter- 
nating with fits of unreasonable and childish merriment, 
depressed or excited without adequate cause—these form 
some of the mental inquietudes connected with the prac- 
tice of masturbation. The evils which arise from self-pol- 
lution may be set down under six distinct heads: 
First—All the intellectual faculties are weakened, loss 
of memory ensues, the ideas are clouded, the patients 
sometimes fall in o a slight madness; they 'lave an in- 
cessant irksome uneasiness, continual anguish, and so keen 
a remorse of conscience that they frequently shed tears.— 
They are subject to vertigoes ; all their sens')s, but parti- 
cularly their sight an<J hearing, are weakened; their 
sleep, if they can obtain any, is disturbed with frightful 
dreams. 
Secondly—The power of their bodies decay; the growth 
of such as abandon themselves to these abominable prac- 
tices, before it is accomplished is greatly prevented. Some 
can not steep at all, others are in a perpetual state oi 
drowsiness. They are affected with hypochondriac qr 
hysterical complaints, and are overcome with the accidents 
that accompany those grievous disorders—melancholy, 
sighing, tears, palpitations, suffocations, and fain tings.— 
Some emit a calcareous saliva; coughs, slow fevers and 40 
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consumptions, are chastisements which others meet with 
in their own crimes. 
Thirdly—The most acute pains form another object of the 
patient’s complaints ; some are thus affected in their heads, 
others in their breasts, stomach and intestines ; others hare 
external rheumatic pains; aching numbness in all parts of 
their body when they are slightly pressed. 
Fourthly—Pimples do not only appear in the face (this 
is one of the most common symptoms), but even suppurat- 
ing blisters upon the nose, the breast and the thighs ; and 
painful itchings in the same parts. One patient complain- 
ed even of fleshy excrescenes upon his forehead. 
Fifthly—The otgans of generation also participate of 
that misery, whereof they are the primary cause. Many 
patients are incapable of erection; others discharge their 
seminal liquor upon the slightest titillation, and the most 
feeble erection, or the effort they make when at stool. Many 
are affected with a constant gonorrhoea, which entirely 
destroys their powers, and the discharge resembles foetid 
matter or mucus. Others are tormented with painful prior 
pism, dysurice, stranguries, heat of the urine, and a diffi- 
culty of rendering it, which greatly torments many pa- 
tients. Some have painful tumors upon their testicles, pe- 
nis, bladder and spermatic chord. In a word, either the 
im racticability of coition, or any deprivation of the geni- 
tal liquor, renders every one imbecile, who has for any 
length of time given way to this crime. 
Sixthly—The functions of the intestines are sometimes 
quite disordered ; and some patients complain of stubborn 
constipations; others of hcemorrhoids, or piles, and of a 
running or foetid matter from the fundament. 
Such are the sufferings, closely connected with the un- 
natural and perverted enjoyments of the sensualist, alto- 
gether the reverse of that transporting emotion, incidental 
to the caresses of a pure and virtuous affection, which ia 
some measure counterbalances the luxurious fatigufc conse* 
qnent upon the rational and temperate indulgence. MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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*Some time since,” savs Mary S. Gove Nichols, “ I be* 
tame acquainted wi h a lovely and intellectual young man, 
who was a student in one of our theological seminaries.— 
His health became so poor that he was obliged to leave the 
seminary and return to his friends. I saw him lose his 
reason and become a maniac. I was satisfied, from all the 
symptoms in the case, that this sin was the cause of his 
wretched condition. He died without recovering his 
reason: and a friend of his who was in the seminary with 
him, told me, after his. disease, that he was indeed a victim 
to ‘ solitary vice.’ ” 
Doctor Valentine, of Marseilles, was attending a" lady 
of title for an intermittent fever, which, though several 
times cured, always returned under a regular intermittent 
form, precede < by extremely long-continued shivers. The 
physician several times expressed his astonishment at the 
disease, and ultimately received from his patient an avowal 
that she indulged in this pernicious habit, although she 
was both a wife and mother. 
In the treatment on the dangers of this vice by the phy- 
sician Lausanne, we meet with the following extract from 
a letter of Professor Stehlin, a physician at Bale, ia 
Switzerland : “ I also know a young lady, about, twelve 
or thirteen years of age, who has brought on consumption 
by this detestable habit. Her stomach is large and dilat- 
ed, and she is affected with a discharge and inability to re- 
tain her urine. Remedies have relieved her partially, but 
she is still languishing, and I fear the consequences.’’ A 
full knowledge of the extent to which this sin prevails 
would astonish mankind. It is indeed a pestilence which 
walketh in darkness, because, while it says and weakens 
all the higher qualities of the mind, it so strengthens low 
cunning and deceit, that the victim goes on in his habit 
unsuspected until he is arrested by some pne whose prac- 
tised eye reads his sin in the very means which he takes to 
conceal it, or until all sense of shame is forever lost in tho 
night of idiocy, with which his day is so early closed. 42 
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Many a fond parent looks with'wondering anxiety upw» 
the puny frame, the feeble purpose, the fitful humors of a 
dear child ; and after trying- all other remedies to restore 
him to vigor of body and vigor of mind, goes journeying 
from place to place, hoping to leave the offending cause 
behind, while the victim hugs the disgusting serpent close- 
ly to his bosom, and conceals it in his vestment. 
Excessive indulgence in venereal pleasures operates as the 
common cause of partial or total loss of sight. How much 
more speedily and effectively will the habits of the mas- 
turbator produce such a consequence ! All eminent phy- 
•icians who have given the subject their attention agree 
that these habits deaden every sense, and especially the 
sight. The eye is the first outward organ to tell the tale 
against the masturbator. His or her eyes, present dilated 
pupils, irritable and partially inflamed lids, show avoidance 
of the light, and have occasionally a wild stare, and some- 
times a sleepy, dreamy appearance. The physician can 
tell what these significant signs mean, and so can the edu- 
cated man of the world. Do not imagine that, because the 
spectacle-maker and the occulist have failed in doing away 
these defects of the vision and the seeing apparatus, that 
they can not be eradicated. Stop the practice, and write 
to us. Follow our directions implicitly—take our prepara 
tions as we order them—and in less time than you will an- 
ticipate, we will restore you to .happiness and health.— 
Years of study have we devoted to the purpose of learning 
how to remedy all the terrible effects of masturbation l We 
will not build you up, as some of the wretches who turn 
your miseries to profitable account, would, with stimulants 
which infuse false stiength for a few days, only to leave 
the sufferer more limp, more nerveless, more debilitated, 
more hopeless than ever. Of such practitioners (and they 
swarm in every city) beware. They are plausible, reckless 
as to the lies they tell, and, like Richard III., each has 
a tongue “ can wheedle with the devil.” Ay, like that 
killer and tyrant, they can “ smile, and smile, and murdaf 
while they smile.’' MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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Some parent*, under this head, have said to us, *' Why, 
I never dreamed, until I consulted you to know the cause 
of my bodily and mental wretchedness, that the lo*» of 
the seminal fluid would injure. I thought that, so long a* 
I lmd the desire, the emission was solicited by nature, and 
would do good instead of harm.” What a strange idea! 
when the desire itself is unnatural, and is produced by un- 
natural manipulations, and a diseased imagination ! What 
these and all similar patients had mistaken for genuine de- 
*ire, was morbid and hellish excitability. Such is the con- 
dition in which the self-polluted places his organs of pro- 
creation ! Keflect but an instant—can such a drain upon 
the sensorial energy eventuate in aught but the complete 
ruin (if unchecked) of both the mind and the body 7 
We address ourselves to those who are the victims of 
this foul but unfortunate habit, and have never yet sought 
relief. And we also address ourselves, in these pages, to 
those who have found out the horrible cause of their suf- 
ferings—their tortures—applied to quacks for remedies, 
and been maltreated. We beg all such persons to apply 
to us without fear. They shall be cured—they shall bo 
made whole. 
Let us look at some of the effects produced upon the 
poor victim by this constant wasting of the vital fluid; and 
here w will remark, that there are three stages in the di- 
sease produced by involuntary seminal emissions. * 
The first stage is that in which the disease is confined 
to the organs of generation, and has produced constitutional 
disturbance. 
The second stage is that in which other organs than 
those of generation are invoked in the disease, produc- 
ing constitutional disturbance which we can readily 
cure. 
The third stage is an aggravation of the second stage, 
the aggravation reaching a degree that no allopath can 
remedy, and that requires all the skill and perseverance 
of the scientific medical practitioner to overcome. 44 
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The reader’s attention is directed to the following; de*» 
eription of the different stages: 
“ The involuntary emissions may occur during both day 
and night. They take place as often as three or four 
times a week, and, not unfrequently, two or three times in 
one night, sometimes with, and sometimes without volup- 
tuous dreams; though it is probable that the dr am occurs 
in all cases, but is at times forgotten. On leaving the 
couch the patient feels very much exhausted, and frequent- 
ly finds that he has perspired much through the night. A 
trembling weakness has seized upon his limbs: he has no 
appetite for the morning meal, to which the healthful appe- 
tite addresses itself with so much good-will. The diurinal 
emissions happen at urinating and at stool ; and in almost 
all patients we find more or less steady dribbling away of 
the semen. In some it is perceptible by palpable drops, 
more or less frequent and in others by a continual moisture 
of the lips of the meatus urinarius. 
“ These are the unconscious losses of the seminal fluid 
in this stage. If these patients attempt to have connection 
women, they have difficulty in entering, as their erections 
are almost always feeble and transient, and their emissions 
too soon; sometimes before they succeed in penetrating 
into the vagina, sometimes the moment after, with scarcely 
any pleasure to themselves and none to the woman, who is 
merely aggr ivated by this tantalizing operation. It is this 
to which patients refer when they say that ‘ they can not 
satisfy a woman.’ They will sometimes have conscious 
emissions without any erection, or with merely a slight 
erection without any attempt at connection, or without 
self-poilution. A very little excitement—a female bust or 
leg, the touch of a woman’s hand, the smell of the perfume 
used by a woman of they are enamored, a lascivious 
painting, or a mere voluptuous thought—will cause an in- 
voluntary, but a conscious loss of semen, without other 
ileasurable sensations than the mere excitement itself.— 
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V* pleasure from the emission he procures in this manner, 
ana only continues the practice from his fixed habit of thus 
attempting to gratify his insane desires. 
“ The mind is often much enfeebled, particularly la 
its powers of concentration, and the memory is much ins* 
paired. There is frequent vertigo, and a singing noise in 
the ears. The patient begins to lose his inclination for so- 
ciety and conversation ; the whites of his eyes are 
quite yellow, wander about, and have ‘ no speculation in 
them,’ and the whole countenance is somewhat vacant. 
The gait is feeble and irregular, and the patient falters as 
he raises from his chair. He generally loses flesh, and 
feels an uneasiness in the stomach, which suffers from many 
of the symptoms accompaning dyspepsia. He is easily 
startled. The slamming of a door—the firing of a cracker 
—the fall of a book—a sudden touch, or even the passing 
•r speaking to him unexpectedly, will cause him to start 
‘like a guilty thing.’ Cowardice is a sure consequence of 
masturbation or involuntary seminal emissious. The apps- 
tite is irregular, sometimes poor, sometimes voracious. Tho 
bowels are also variable in their action, being often con- 
constipated. The protastic portion of the urethra is frequently 
irritable, and sometimes it is very much inflamed ; and there 
is often a thickeni >g, sponginess, or puffness of the parts im- 
mediately involving the ejaculatory ducts. 
•* The mucous membrane of the vesiculse seminales be- 
comes inflamed and thickened, and the size of these organs 
is increased. The testicles and the spermatic cord are so 
tender as to attract attention when the patient crosses his 
legs, and the semen is much thinner than natural. Theso 
patients have, very generally, dark spots under their eyes, 
and frequently flushes of heat in their cheeks, particularly 
when in company, and there is more or less palpitation of 
the heart It may be added, in conclusion, that there arc 
some persons who, from their rugged organisation sad 
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semen, either Involuntary from masturbation, for years, 
Without any apparent constitutional injury. 
“ In the second stage, as in the first, the pollution# art 
both diurnal, and nocturnal; but by far the greatest and 
most debilitating waste is in that which takes place day 
after day1 The nocturnal emissions are copious, and recur 
almost every night, and sometimes three or four times a 
night. So insensible to the usual excitement produced by 
passage of the semen, that the patient has no voluptuous 
dreams, and is astonished and horrified on waking and 
finding himself and bed-clothes saturated by a more copious 
•eminal discharge than he was in the habit of emitting 
when in health. The semen is easily absorbed by the 
clothes, and dried up, because it has become thin, watery, 
and effete. But in addition to this loss, he is subject to 
one equally great on every occasion of urinating and de- 
fecating. This also takes place without any consciousness 
en his part and his only knowledge of the fact is from the 
alarming weakness he experiences after passing water or 
going to stool. He is sometimes completely impotent, not 
having the power of erection sufficiently even to attempt 
connection with a woman, if he should desire to do so, 
which, however, is extremely rare with such patients, as 
they are perfectly conscious of their state, and almost dread 
the sight of a female. If the disease has been brought on 
by masturbation, and the practice is persisted in, which not 
■nfrequently happens, the emmissions give not the slightest 
pleasure or satisfaction, and are often accompanied by a 
disagreeable and disgusting sensation. But, as if the poor 
victim was to be hunted down by the passion he had roused, 
It now and then happens in this stage of the disease that he 
unconsciously commits onanism in his sleep; and so fear- 
ful and deadly a hold has the habit upon hint, that he can 
be prevented from this sonambulistic self-pollution only by 
confining his hands to the bed-posts, or in some other way 
Which will effectually prevent his manipulation. 
" The mind is absorbed, as much as it can be, by the om MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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idea ofits wretched situation ; and the sufferer is haunted 
by the thoughts that his condition and its cause are known 
to the whole world, and that he is pitied or scorned bv 
every person whom he meets. He is often hypochondriac, 
and fearful suggestions of self-destruction ever and anon 
present themselves. The power of mental concentration 
is entirely gone ; and the memory is so feeble, that the patient 
continually forgets what he begins to say, even in reply to 
the enquiries of the physician as to his case. The dimness 
of vision is continual, and so great as to be a material an- 
noyance; and the eye is wandering, or fixed upon the 
ground, never venturing to meet the gaze of another. The 
ringing in the ears, pain in the head and over the eyes, is 
almost perpetual, and sometimes accompanied with partial 
deafness. The heart is the seat of pain, and violent and 
Jong-continued palpitations. The patient is enfeebled as 
»ften to be unable to walk more than a few hundred yards 
without stopping to rest. He experiences an insatiable 
desire for sleep, and yet, on retiring, he lies awake for a 
lo.ig time, tormented by his troubled reflections, and at last 
falls into an uneasy slumber of short duration, and disturbed 
by horrid dreams. Hard, red pimples not unfrequently ap- 
pear on the face, forehead, and body; a Mack semicircle 
shows itself under the eyes, and the skin is livid and 
clammy. The appetite is either very much impared, or 
very voracious, and the digestion is bad. The patient is 
tormented with flatulency which he cannot control, and 
which, he justly dreads, will render him disgus ing to all 
in his presence. The bowels are generally constipated, 
obliging him to strain much at stool, thus aggravating the 
irritation of the porstrate and vesiculce seminales, and in- 
creasing the seminal losses. 
“ The bladder is irritable, and will retain the urine but 
for a short time; the ureters and kidneys are also inflamed, 
and on post-mortem examination are sometimes found to 
contain abscesses ; and they are the seat of great pain 
when pressure is made over the intervetebral spaces of tbs 48 
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dorsal and lumbar vertebras or back-bone. The vesiculaa 
■eminales have become indurated, and can be felt to be 
knotty and hard. The testes have dwindled away, and 
the penis has become small, and to the touch conveys a 
cord-like feeling. The spinal marrow is very sensitive 
throughout its .whole extent; the cerebellum is the seat of 
a dull and heavy pain, and there is a great feeling of pres- 
sure upon the brain. Cerebral congestion now and then 
occurs. 
“ This stage of the disease is frequently accompanied 
by bronchitis, or a continual catarrh, and is subject to di- 
sease of the rectum and all the tissues near the generative 
organs. 
“ It is hardly necessary to say that the functions of the 
nervous system are completely deranged. Indeed nervous 
twitchings of the eyelids, head, and limbs, are occasional 
consequences of long-continued masturbation, of involun- 
tary seminal discharges, and in this case hysteria some- 
times occurs.” 
Of the third stage little need be said. It embraces 
everything frightful, torturing, and difficult to cure. 
If a person grown to man’s estate have an involuntary 
or nocturnal emission once a month, without indulging in 
cohabitation or self-abuse, he need not be alarmed. The 
act is an effort of nature to throw off that which, in some 
constitutions, will secrete superabundantly. If an emis- 
sion occurs oftener involuntarily, then debility exists, and 
impotency is in prospective. If, when the emission occurs, 
you suddenly awake, and experience a sense of exhausta- 
tion, and feel chilly, beware, and consult a physician with- 
out delay. Either self-pollution or veneral excess will pro- 
duce nocturnal emissions. The semen of an individual 
afflicted in this wise becomes, after a short time, watery, 
thin, sickly odored, and loses its power of impregnating a 
females avaries. Here is a description of some of tha MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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results of nocturnal emissions, produced by mny cause 
uhatever. 
The muscles of the youth become soft; his body be- 
comes bent; his gait is sluggish, and he is scarcely able to 
support himself. The digestion becomes enfeebled ; the 
breath fetid; the intestines inactive; the excrements 
hardened in the rectum, and producing additional irrita- 
tion of the seminal conduits in its vicinity. The circula- 
tion being no longer free, the youth sighs often; the com- 
plexion is livid, and the skin, on the forehead especially, 
is studded with pimples. The corners of the mouth aro 
lengthened; the nose becomes sharp; the sunken £yes, 
deprived of brilliance, and enclosed in blue circles, are 
cast down; no look of gayety remains—the very aspect is 
Criminal. General sensibility becomes excessive, pro- 
ducing tears without a cause; perception is weakened, 
and memory almost destroyed. Distraction, or absence of 
mind, renders the judgment unfit for any operation. The 
imagination gives birth only to fantasies and fears without 
grounds; the slightest allusion to the dominating passion 
(whatever it may be) produces a motion of the muscles of 
the face, the flush of shame, or a state of despair. The 
wretched being finishes by shunning the face of men. and 
dreading the observation of women. His mind is totally 
stupefied. Involuntary loss of the reproductive liquid 
takes place during the night, and also during the daily 
motions ; and then ensues a total exhaustion, bringing on 
heaviness of the head, singing in the ears, and frequent 
faintings, together with pains, convulsive tremblings, and 
partial paralysis. Should the person troubled in this way, 
and wicked enough to go uncured, have offspring, they 
will most assuredly be puny in body and weakly in mind, 
and will suffer through a miserable life, for the crime, the 
neglect and the meanness of their parent. 
In the first year of the prevalence of the gold fever, we 
■ailed for California in a vessel owned by a joint stock 
eomoanv. and after a ten months' voyage, reached the 50 
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“land of promise.” Having visited London, Paris, Vien- 
na, St. Petersburgh, Naples, Edinburgh and Glasgow, and, 
in fact, every city of note in Europe, on professional busi- 
ness, we determined, (al'hough we were in no need of 
seeking either money or medical information.) to see the 
natural wonders of the Pacific countries. A spirit of cu- 
riosity and venture prompted us to make the journey, and 
for the sake of our suffering fellow-creatures we are glad 
such was the case. We must say what we have to say in 
plain, rugged, condensed sentences. To begin and end as 
soon as possible, then. 
A man once a doctor, is always a doctor. He can no 
more divest himself of his medical character than of his 
skin, and though he be well-to-do, in a pecuniary point of 
view, and a maker of a resolution to henceforth live for his 
family alone, the force of habit impels him to continue to 
think, study, experiment, and prescribe as long as he 
lives. A retired physician is one of the most restless, most 
lonesome, and most dissatisfied beings that can be imag- 
ined. He feels the want of employment for his mind, and 
although he will not “ make calls,” he will keep at his 
books, and will rack his brains to discover infallible reme- 
dies for diseases difficult of treatment and cure. 
Among the numerous diseases which are little under- 
stood by the faculty, and misunderstood by all classes of 
people, are those which afflict the nerves, the brain, and 
the genital organs. These diseases are known by such a 
multitide of names that it would require a large volume in 
which to print them. When we were students it struck us 
forcibly, from observation, that the gentlemen who superin- 
tended our class had given up all hope of curing the victims 
of an important share of nervous afflictions—of those es- 
pecially which sprang from sexual excesses, an indulgence 
in destructive solitary habits, neglect of contagions ailments 
of the procreative organs, constitutional debility of the same, 
and hereditary weaknesses of the system generally. These MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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victims he would help, but we never heard him say he had 
restored one to perfect health. After we had graduated, 
we ascertained that not only our instructor, but all the old 
school physicians of eminence, had long tacitly and secretly 
pronounced these diseases incurable! One old practitioner 
concluded a conversation we had with him upon the sub- 
ject, (which, for reasons best known to ourselves, always 
interested us more than any other,) by saying, “ You can do 
nothing for such patients; they are doomed, sirs, doomed! 
They are shattered samples of humanity, sirs; they are 
like blighted trees. All you can do for them is to give 
them temporary relief; stimulate them sirs, get them half 
tipsy, sirs, and they think they are getting well, sirs. But 
they are a great bother, at the best, and years have elapsed 
since we would have any thing to do with them!” 
We were ambitious, and we devoted almost all our at- 
tention to these terrible ills. We never stopped searching 
for their remedies, and although we discovered many pal- 
liatives that almost hit the mark, it was not untill we went 
sight-hunting to California that we succeeded, by accident, 
in finding a certain, safe, and speedt remedt. 
In a beautiful region of the country, about twenty miles 
from Sacramento, we found a small ranche, belonging to 
one of Sutter’s men. The owner of this ranche, was 
near eighty years of age, but he was as lithe, as active, as 
clear-minded, as lively, as strong, and as healthy, every 
way, as a man of thirty. We formed a close intimacy with 
him. In the cource of our conversation he told us that hs 
had not consumed a gallon of intoxicating drinks in his 
entire life-time. We at once declared that to be the secret 
of his healthful and delightful longevity. He smiled a 
peculiar smile, and said we were mistaken. Plucking a 
long, delicate, deep-grepn leaf from a small bush near uj, 
he said. “There, doctors, is the real Elixir of Life. I was 
once at death’s door, and this saved me. It has been my 
preserver ever since. I do not know its botanical name, 52 
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but I have entitled it The Balm of Vitality. I neve? 
•aw it anywhere but here.” 
We chewed several of these leaves, according to his de- 
sire, and found that they had a pungent, aromatic, peppery 
tftste, quite unique, and we moreover found that they weie 
a magnificent oxhilarant. A Digger Indian woman, who 
had maintained, for many years, among the members o{ 
her tribe, the reputation of being a prophetess, first made 
known to the old man the wonderful efficacy of these leaves 
in the cure of many diseases—among others that of barren- 
ness, or unfruitfulness of the womb, having administered a 
preparation from this plnnt, with great success among the 
wives of chiefs, whose affections had been alienated from 
them by their inability to bear children to inherit the here- 
ditary honors of the tribe. After hearing the old man re- 
late this, our own curiosity was strongly excited, and we 
gathered a large quantity, made a strong tincture of them, 
and by mixing this tincture with several other medicine* 
which we knew to be good for the class of evils we herein 
•peak of, succeeded, after repeated trials and disapoint- 
ments, in making a remedy which comprises one of the ar- 
ticles we use in these complaints. 
We are aware that the leaves of what the old man called 
Balm of Vitality, are not to be had easily, or if they 
are, they are possibly known and sold by some other name. 
Nature is abundant in remedies for all evils. In this Balm 
of Vitality, she has afforded the substance of a cordial 
that will restore vigor, animation, and the perfection of 
good health, to & constitution shatter d beyond ull apparent 
hope of recovery. You can not take one dose of it with- 
out experiencing an entire change for the better. Its cu- 
rative, exhilarating, and invigorating effects, by a persist- 
ence in its use accompanied by our other remedies are 
rendered permanent. Happiness, strength of mind and 
body, and a renewed hold upon existence, are its mira- 
culous consequences; The Magician in his Palace. 
Page 80, MEDICAL GUTDB. 
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As to the length of time required for performing a 
ecwiplete and satisfactory cure, that depends upon the na- 
ture of the case—its precise features—its duration—how 
it has been treated, if treated at all—and the age of the 
patient. We can cure a not very bad case in ten days.— 
The very worst of cases can be subdued entirely, by our me- 
thod, in three months. Each of those who wish to become 
our patients will, after stating their case as clearly and 
briefly as possible, answer the following questions: 
Are you stout or slender 7 
Are you of an excitable or phlegmatic disposition t 
What is the color of your eyes and hair 7 
W: at is your complexion 7 
What is your height 7 
Is your occupation active or sedentary? 
Are your bowels regular, or costive 7 
Wh at is your age 7 
What is the condition of your private organs, as near as 
you know, or feel it your duty to state7 
And you may explain all without reserve, as our lips 
never disclose a patient’s secret nor does any eye but our 
own ever glance at our letters. Correspondence is desired 
from all who are inflicted with diseases of any kind or na- 
ture. We will cheerfully answer all who Write us, as we 
make no charge for advice. 
Upon receiving a description of the case of any one so 
afflicted, inclosing Five Dollabs, wo will send at once, by 
express, a Course of Medicines, with ample instructions 
for use. The packages will surely and permanently cure 
all cases. 
Persons living at a distance, who are suffering under any 
disease of a private nature, may place themselves under 
our treatment by writing to us as above, inclosing the usual 
fee. 
Remember that we charge nothing for advice. All let- 
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answered. We can cure any case, if the patient will fol- 
low our directions. 
Address EUREKA MEDICAL INSTITUTE, No. 29 
Broadway, New York. 
Grains of Knowledge. 
FOE THE INFORMATION OF MARRIED & SINGLE. 
It is as well, in order that you may understand this book 
In its general scope and bearing, that you make yourself 
familiar with the following items of information. They 
will always prove useful : 
'Period of Child-bearing.—Women may be 
ten, eleven, and even twelve months in a certain condition, 
the ignorance whereof, causes much domestic trouble, and 
has occasionally been the means of divorces. On the con- 
trary, full grown children may be born at the end of the 
seventh month after conception, and some say in the sixth, 
or even less, but we doubt them. At least, out of all our ex- 
perience, we never had personal knowledge of a case of 
the sort but one, and then we had our suspicions, grounded 
on various circumstances, apart from the main one, which 
were rather unfavorable to the lady’s character. The law 
which rarely, if ever, suffers itself to be guided by excep- 
tions, holds it a proof of illegitim cy, if the period of child 
birth is delayed until the tenth month after the husband 
and wife have lived together. 
Obstructions.—Should any unexpected barriers 
be discoverod to the consumation of the rights of marriage, 
a physician should be consulted without delay. A false 
modesty in such cases, may be productive of the most seri- 
ous consequences. The Duchess de Berri, is a case in 
point. After being married about, six weeks, she was on 
the e?e of separating from her husband, when one ot thn MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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ladies of the court learned the cause, and prevailed on her 
to consult a member of the faculty, who soon set all to 
rights. However, both the duke and the duchess had 
suffered much through their delay and ignorance. 
Tlie Fruitful Months. — It is estimated that 
the healthiest children are born in February, March, April, 
and May. Consequently, May, June, July, and August; 
must be the months must auspicious for conception. This 
is merely the popular opinion, but Dubois, La Bache, and 
a skillful writer in Le Temps assert that their experience 
corroborates it. j 
Twins.—A female may have twins, the offspring of 
different fathers. Thus, a woman in North America, being 
delivered the same day of a black and white infant, ac- 
knowledged that nine months before she had been on the 
same day with her husband and a negro slave. In births 
where one child precedes the other, for one or two months, 
it is fair to suspect adultery; and, indeed, the infants them- 
selves mostly give evidence of a different male parentage. 
Ked Haired Women.—Fair haired ladies 
claim to make the most affectionate wives ; but he who 
marries a red haired woman would do well not to be re- 
miss in his attentions, for they woo warmly, and expect to 
be warmly wooed. A French woman with red hair is a 
rare occurrence; blit whenever there is one, love has a 
decided votary. 
and Poetry.—Marriage blunts the 
imagination. A married writer of fiction must hold Hy- 
men in check, or weary his readers; and poetry is almost 
irreconcilable with the state of wedlock. Schiller observes, 
that one can not woo his wife and the muses ; and there 
is, no doubt, much philosophy in the assumption. Thus 
it would seem that poetry is the escape of loye when not 
otherwise directed. 56 
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Ideas of Beauty.—Men of poetical or sanguine 
temperament prefer the beauty of the face. Those of 
stronger animal propensities, the beauty of form. The 
latter make the most attentive husbands, as they are con- 
tent with the realities of life. 
Trapping Beetles and Moths.—A barrel 
smeared with tar' or other viscous substance, having a 
lighted lamp inside properly protected, and placed in the 
orchard or garden during the season of moths and millers, 
will trap and hold large quantities of these pests. We 
have thus caught large quantities in this way, particularly 
the moths of the family of Aprotidians, from the eggs of 
which cut worms are produced. 
jiiA. Good JDisinfrcfant.—A very weak solution 
of permanganate of potash is an excellent disinfectant for 
light purposes, such as rinsing spittoons, neutralizing the 
taint of diseased roots, cleansing the feet, and keeping 
the breath from odor of tobacco smoke. Permanganate 
is not poisonous. 
Nutritive Tubes.—Every animal, from man to 
the polypi, that clings to the rock, has a nutritive tube 
open at the extremities! Hence, the sponge (if an animal), 
being differently constructed, may be considered of a 
lower order than polypi. 
Coquetry.—Beware how you marry a confirmed 
coquet; for her manners are not so much the result of 
affectation as the actual changes of her mind; and her 
phrenological developments will show that constancy is 
not her nature. Baillie had, no doubt, good grounds for 
saying that a confirmed coquet would rather have any 
man than her husband, after the first six months of mar- 
riage. A little well-directed coquetry, however, is the 
spice of courtship. 
Living Bodies.—All living bodies spring from a MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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germ which wag part of another being. This rule holds 
good throughout the vegetable and animal kingdom. 
Expectorant.—A medicine which increases a dis- 
charge of mucus from the lungs. It may be relied upon 
for the cure of the most obstinate cough, colds, affections 
of the lungs, spitting of blood, &c., &c. The dose for an 
adult is a tea-spoonful several times a day. This medicine 
contains thirteen different vegetable ingredients, and for 
the complaints mentioned is superior to any I have ever 
tried. I have found it to succeed where others highly 
recommended had failed to cure. Price $1. 
For and Against.—Consumption in either sex 
has been corrected by marriage. The chances, however, 
are in favour of females ; for it has been known to bring 
the decay of men to a hastier climax. 
Cure for Epilepsy.—Marriage is the only cer- 
tain cure for uterine epilepsy. 
Matrimonial Regrets.—Men are liable to re- 
gret their marriage on the morning after its consumation, 
and to sigh for the freedom they have lost. But this is 
only an evanescent feeling, partially attributable to the 
fact, that, at the commencement, the realities of love are 
usually found to be unequal to the anticipations. A week 
corrects this uneasiness, and contentment mostly occurs 
before the end of the honeymoon. 
Effects Of bad Temper.—Constant bad tem- 
per in a wife will wear away the affections of the most 
devoted husband ; and they can never be renewed ! A 
man' of lymphatic temperament, whose nature is difficult ol 
excitement, is alone proof to the ceaseless bickering of an 
irritable woman. 
Use Of Cleanliness.—Cleanliness ia youth is a 
corrective of puberty. So are meagre diet, light clothing 
and hard beds. 58 
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The Eyes.—Soft, languid eyes are an evidence of 
voluptuous, or, at least, of’ amorous dispositions. In wo* 
men, they assist beauty, and may be the effect of a gentle 
and affectionate heart, under the influence of a virtuous 
desire; but, in men, they are effeminate, and, if united 
with a protruding mouth and heavj ] ps denote a libdinous 
Imposition, and a want of rnanlv fidelity. 
Color Of the Skin.—The complexion of the skin 
depends on that of the rete mucosum, a glutinous substance 
that lies between the under and outward skin. In blacks, 
this membrane contains an inky fluid, which is ascribed t« 
carbon and the increase of bilious secretions in hot cli- 
mates. 
Puberty.—At the time of puberty, the blood of both 
sexes t -nds towards the parts subservient to reproduction, 
which causes these organs to awake from their torpor and 
to expand. 
The Hair.—A profusion of hail- is a sign of amor 
ous disposition, as is also a rough, husky vo ce. When a 
man is castrated, he loses his beard, and i is voice grows 
feminine. He is also liable to periodical hemorrhages, like 
the other sex. Likewise, he becomes artful, depraved and 
foolish. 
Resemblances.—Children should resemble both 
parents, or there may he a fair doubt of their legitimacy.— 
However, notwithstanding the theories of Straus, Guillet 
and Walker, the rule is not imperative ; for we and others 
have seen infants who, in face or form, bore not the slight* 
est similitude to their female parents, wh'ch must be taken 
as proof positive in the premises. Still, this so rarely oo 
curs as to be only the exception to the rule. 
One of those medicines which are 
given with a view to re-establish the healthy functions of 
the animal economy without producing any sensible 
evacuation, and which in some inexplicable and inset*- MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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sible manner changes morbid actions of the system. 
Price $1. 
Total Abstemiousness.—If ha* been frequent- 
ly maintained that total abstemiousness from sexual in- 
dulgences, would invigorate the mind and exalt the genius. 
Facts, however, prove ot erwise; for persons iwi rn to 
chastity grow weak in intellect; while eunuchs become 
foo ish. Nevertheless, a man who wishes to distinguish 
himself must riot give loose to his sexual passions, f r ex 
cess of indulgences greatly impairs Che faculties of ihe 
mind. Still, it is bet er to give w .y to nature, no matter 
how rashly, if diseases are avoided, than to resist her alto- 
gether. The former only injures; the latter destroys. It 
was the belief wiih a certain school of alchymists, that he 
only who was perfectly chaste, could < iscover the philo- 
sopher’s stone itself, and could he possibly obtain the ob- 
jects of his desires, it is more than pr ibahle he would find 
the stone a dear bargain at the price he paid for it. 
Excesses.—Beware of youthful excesses, fi r sooner 
or later they have to be paid for. A great English phi- 
losopher truly says, “ The debaucheries of youth are so 
many conspiracies against old age.” 
On Climate.—Mamed persons desirous of off- 
spring. and who have been disappointed therein, should, 
if they seek a change o! cl mate, choose one colder than 
that which they have been used to. I: need scarcely be 
remarked, that races inhabiting mo 'erately cold climates 
are more fruitful than those who dwelll in hot climates.— 
There should be but little hope of becoming parents in 
persons woo cannot accomplish their desire by the aid of 
warm s imulants, in a cool and bracing climate. f 
Causes of Laborious Menstruation.— 
One of the most active causes of laborious or obstructed 
menstruation i* disappointment in love, and a transfer of 
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Superfluous Menstruation.—Emetic* of 
Ipecacuana and cold sea-bathing are the best remedies foi 
this complaint. Either may do—combined they hardly fail 
of being effective. 
On Puberty.—The age of puberty is not, by a uni- 
versal rule, earliest in warm climates. In the inhospitable 
latitudes of Siberia, for instance, the women of the Mongo- 
lian race, feel its influence in their twelfth year, and a con- 
temporary writer says that they are marriageable at that 
age ; but this is preposterous ; they are no more fit to en- 
counter the duties of married life than a precocious boy, 
who may say smart things in the drawing-room, is qualified 
to undertake the multifarious and practical duties of man- 
hood. The same may be said of the Esquimaux women, 
the women of Lapland, and indeed, of the inhabitants 
generally of polar regions, which is attributed >>y some 
authors to the smallness of their statue and fish diet. But 
this argument is easily set aside, for the same precocity 
exists throughout all the varieties of the Mongolian race— 
whether thay reside in warm or cold climates, are short 
and tall, or live on fish, vegetable or animal diet. What 
then is the cause of this early precocity ? we are unable to 
answer. But from the excessive development of the vital 
system of the north-eastern people, and their peculiarly 
voracious appetite, we are inclined to think that it lies in 
the admitted fact of their being the least intellectual, and 
consequently, most animal of the human family. 
A writer of some note, though visionary in many specu- 
lations, says—“ In taking a general view of the period of 
puberty, it appears that, in Europe, women reach it later 
i* the north than in the south. In some elevated northern 
regions, it does not occur until after twenty years of age. 
In England, it occurs from fourteen to sixteen in girls, and 
from sixteen to eighteen in boys. In most parts of France, 
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age, and In the southern departments and great towns, at 
thirteen. In Italy it takes place at twelve. This is also 
the case very generally with the Spanish women, and in 
Cudii they very often marry at that age. In Persia, ao- 
cnrding to the Chardin, it occurs at nine or ten. Nearly 
lb«s game is the case in Arabia, Barbary, Egypt, Abyssina, 
Senegal, and various parts of Africa. Thus, puberty in 
women commences generally in tropical climates from 
nine to ten.’’ But still, no matter how eatly it may com- 
mence, or in what climate, the desires it creates cannot 
be gratified without injury to the health, untill all the other 
parts of the system have a corresponding development, 
It is impossible that a 
mature child can be born before the seventh month after 
conception. The maturity, however, should be amply proved 
before a child born within the seventh month should be 
considered legitimate. And this cannot be ascertained by 
the weight, for some healthy children weigh but eight, 
while others weigh eighteen pounds when they come int* 
the world. 
SllCklillg.—A feeble woman should not suckle her 
Infant, or it will partake of her own debilatitfon. Lowness 
of spirits, passion, etc., have corresponding effects on the 
milk, and consequently must make it innutritious. 
Exercise.—Too much rest during pregnancy is in- 
jurious to both mother and child. Hence, ladies so cir- 
cumscribed should be as active as at other times, and take 
its much moderate exercise in the open air as they can. 
Strengthening Milk.—Porter milk is the 
Strongest that a child can be suckled on ; but it is apt to 
make them sleepy and peevish on being disturbed. The 
nurs't will also be advantaged by a moderate allowance ef 
bottled porter. 
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child would thrive better on his mother’s milk than that o< 
a stranger. Natural, however, as this may sevm, I can no 
■ay that it is borne out by facts. 
Diet.—Milk diet, though it enriches the blood, moder 
ates the desires. It might be advantageously adopted b> 
married persons of warm dispositions, who can not have 
offspring; and which is the usual result, in such cases o 
intensity of enjoyment; violent love is but rarely fruitlul 
love. • 
French Compound.—For the cure of diseases 
of a private nature, will be found to have no equal. Full 
directions are on every bottle, and every bottle will be 
assured to effect a cure. Other remedies always accom- 
pany this medicine. Price $5. 
CANCERS. 
CANCER, OR MALIGNANT TUMORS.—The fol- 
lowing few pages are devoted to a brief description of 
morbid growths, Cancer, or diseases of a malignant 
character. The claims which we here present are not 
founded upon mere theory, or based upon the teaching® 
of any one class of medical professors, but they are the 
result of years of practical experience, close observa- 
tion, and deep research into the producing causes of the 
disease. 
During our many years of experience, opportunities 
have been afforded us to see and handle Cancers and 
Tumors in all their varied forms and conditions, from 
the smallest tumor up to the largest black and offensive 
ulcer. And from the success we have had and the 
many cures we have made, we consider it just to state 
that a Cancer, if taken in season« is as readily cured as 
any other form of disease. MEDICAI. GUIDE. 
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The reason why we have met with such great success 
in the management of this disease, is from the fact that 
we have long since laid aside the knife, in the treat- 
ment of Cancer, and directed our entire energies in the 
field of science. Thus we have been enabled to dis- 
cover the true and only reliable remedies which are 
adapted to the cure of this disease. The manner in 
which these remedies are prepared, and their adaptation 
to the different kinds of Cancer, not only enables us to 
apply them with certainty of success, but also enables 
us to cure the disease (in the great majority of cases) 
without either pain or any material inconvenience to the 
patient. 
Disbelievers in any mode of treatment for the cure of 
Cancer may affect to doubt that Cancers are ever 
wholly and permanently cured; but those who would 
Know die truth are invited to call at our office and see 
the specimens of Cancer, both large and small, that we 
nave removed from persons, without pain and without 
the use of the knife, These persons are now well, and 
no more subject to Cancer than if the disease had never 
made its appearance. The public are earnestly request- 
ed to write to those who have given us testimonials, 
and see what they say. 
In no country, probably, do more persons die of can- 
cers than in this, and the reason is plain and self-evi- 
dent. The majority of our practicing physicians do 
not understand the proper treatment of the disease. 
They adopt modes of treatment suited to a local disease, 
instead of exterminating its cause from the system. 
A quarter of a century’s experience enj >yed by the Phy- 
sicians connected with the Eureka. Medical Institute, 
of No. 29 Broadway, New York, has enabled them to avail 
themselves of the remedies used both in this and the old 
world—remedies which never fail to remove the Cancer 
and to extirpate all cancerous deposits from the system. 
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Those who have been cured by our treatment Inform 
their friends of their recovery, and the result is that 
our office is hourly crowded by persons from abroad, 
anxious to avail themselves of our skill in the removal of 
their Cancers and Tumors. 
Many persons are deterred from seeking our advice 
and assistance by the representations of practicing phy- 
sicians who, never having made Cancer a special 
study, do not understand its true nature, and, unable to 
cure it themselves, seek to prevent their patients from 
applying for relief to the only class of practitioners who 
have ever successfully treated Cancer, by decrying the 
mode of practice of the latter, and contemptuously 
styling them mere “ Cancer Doctors,” and not regular 
members of the faculty. 
Many, too, are prevented from consulting us in the 
early stages of the disease by the assurances of their at- 
tendant physicians that the cause of their difficulty is 
not a Cancer, but merely a tumor, (as if a tumor were 
not a development of Cancer) and that it can at any 
time when it becomes troublesome, be removed by the 
application of the knife. 
Now it is a well-known fact that in all cases of the 
removal of a tumor (or Cancer) by the knife, the life of 
the patient i3 shortened and their sufferings greatly en- 
hanced. 
He who wields the bloody knife | 
Has small regard for human life , 
But he who’ll Nature’s plan pursue 
Shall quickly see a cure ensue, 
We are constantly receiving applications from, and 
attending patients who, having been sent by their regu- 
lar medical adviser to some mineral spring or other for 
relief, and having failed to find it, come to us as their 
last and only hope. In this connection we would say 
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practice we have never known of a single case of the 
cure of Cancer by the use of the waters of any mineral 
spring whatever. And no words of censure are too se- 
vere for the blundering old fools of physicians who, out 
of jealousy of the success of “ Cancer Doctors,” refuse 
to refer their patients to them, and prefer to send the 
sufferer to some far off spring, when they too well know 
that no Cancer was ever cured or helped by such 
means. 
There are many physicians throughout the country 
beside ourselves who have made the treatment of Can- 
cer a specialty, and have met with good success, and 
we wish them all nothing but good success. We, our- 
selves, in the course of an experience of nearly a quarter 
of a century, have treated many thousands of cases, 
hundreds of which had been given up as incurable by 
other physicians who claimed to be the best medical 
authorities in the United States, and have met with 
greater success than has ever been known in the treat- 
ment of this disease since Time began. 
At the present time we have more cases of Cancer 
under treatment than all the other physicians in New 
York combined. In making this assertion we mean 
nothing derogatory to the skill of other physicians in the 
treatment of other diseases. Many people outside of 
this city regard New York physicians, as a class, as 
being generally humbugs, and are deterred by this 
opinion from visiting the city for medical advice and 
treatment. Now we assure such that this is a mistaken 
idea. In no city in the United States has medical sci- 
ence attained such a high state, or are there as many 
skilled and honorable medical practitioners as in New 
York. There are, we admit, many ignorant and un- 
skillful men to be found in the ranks of the profession 
here, and some of these, incited by our success, have 
taken up the treatment of Cancer, and style themselves 
4i Cancer Doctors.” Qf these beware. 66 
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Many of the first physicians in this city and through* 
ont the country are honorable exceptions to the class of 
whose jealousy we have spoken, and are honest enough 
to acknowledge their inability to cope with Cancer, and 
to refer their patients to ns. . 
There are others who, honestly enough, perhaps, 
fancy that they can deal with the disease in its earlier 
stages, and tamper with it by applying ointments and 
other external applications whose effects they claim to 
be to scatter it through the system. This treatment 
they pursue, until at last the case becomes desperate or 
incurable, and then, in sheer despair, they turn over to 
ns their almost dying victim. 
Our statements as to our own success we are prepared 
to substantiate by certificates from parties who have 
been cured by us for many years back, by reference to 
many of the principal business men of this city, and by 
many editorial notices from some of the most influential 
{’ournals of the land—elicited, not by our solicitation but 
>y our wonderful cures. 
We furnish in our pamphlet more certificates of cures 
from reliable persons than can be found in any other 
pamphlet ever published in the United States, and we 
can produce, in addition to those published here, any 
number from all parts of the country. 
in ihe following pages we have given a brief and as 
comprehensive a description of diseases of a carcinamo- 
tous character, and our mode of treatment of the same, 
as the limits of our pages will permit. 
MORBID GROWTHS.—Morbid growths are certain 
structures which grow in common with the living tissue, 
differing, however, from the animal tissue in their 
peculiarity of structure, high degree of vitality, and 
property of self-nutrition—in other words, they are 
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Bring substance, unlike that which should have been 
produced, and which has no relation to any part of the 
normal tissue—either of the human or the animal 
organism. 
CANCER.—Cancer Is a disease common to both 
sexes, and in its Various forms is seen at the commence- 
ment and end of our allotted days. It is not often seen 
in people under twenty years of age, and women are 
much more subject to it than men, and are attacked fre- 
quently after the discharge of the menstrual fluid has 
entirely ceased. According to the best medical author- 
ity, the mortality is six females to one male. ! 
Cancer is liable to attack almost any organ of the 
human body. In women, the breast and womb are 
most frequently attacked—and in men the lower lip, 
stomach and liver are most commonly the seat of the 
disease. 
Cancer usually presents itself in a variety of forms, 
each form of which possesses the characteristic peculiar 
to itself; such as scirrhus or hard cancer, encephaloid 
or soft cancer, coloid or gelatinous causer, malanosis or 
black cancer. Some authors, hovVever, make but three 
distinct species, viz: scirrhous, medullary and gelatin- 
ous—and from these species all other forms are supposed 
to be derived—the different characteristics of which we 
will speak of separately. 
Although Cancer assumes a variety of forms, yet like 
many other classes of disease, it frequently undergoes a 
marked change during the process of development; thus 
the encephaloid variety may assume the place of the 
scirrhous, and the scirrnous and gelatinous have both 
been known to exist in the same tumor—therefore, in 
the incipient stages of the disease, it is frequently diffi- 
cult to determine what form the Cancer will ultimately 
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aevelopment, they usually change somewhat, not only 
in appearance, but also in physical properties and in* 
trinsic structure. All of them, however, with the ex- 
ception of one or two, contain an element which is char* 
acteristic of the disease—this is a fluid called the “ can- 
cerous juice,” which frequently exudes from the struc- 
ture when subjected to pressure. It is usually of a pale, 
yellowish white—frequently varied, however, in its 
color, containing blood, and occasionally an admixture 
of fat. To obtain this fluid, we scrape the cut surface 
with a knife. A very small quantity of it under the mi- 
croscope invariably reveals to us the true character of 
the disease. 
EXCITING CAUSE OF CANCER.—The exciting 
causes of Cancer are both general and local—the general 
causes most frequently are low diet, depression of spirits, 
abuse of spirituous liquors, excess in venety. scrofulous 
or syphilitic taint, and the suppression of any habitual 
discharge. The local causes most common are blows or 
injuries, undue pressure, long eontinued irritation, &o., 
&c. 
These are some of the principal causes, though Can- 
cer has frequently been known to make its appearance 
where no cause whatever could be traced. It is, how- 
ever the conceded opinion of many physiologists that 
the causes above alluded to could have no effect in 
bringing on Cancer, unless the system was predisposed 
to the disease. 
The general symptoms most characteristic Oi cancer ■ 
ous growth are—its constant progress, irregular shape, 
great hardness in some cases, lobulated or knobbed 
surface, the darting or lancinating pains, crawling and 
stinging sensations, and, at an advanced perioa, the 
dusky leaden color, puckered appearance of the skin, 
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TheBe symptoms, however, as well as many others 
which are very distressing, depend much upon the size 
and character of the cancer. And as wo have previously 
referred to the three principal species of carceronia, we 
will now endeavor to give the peculiar character and 
symptoms ot their principal offsprings, especially those 
most common at the present day, avoiding at the same 
time technical names, and using those best understood 
by the people. 
The following are the principal forms of Cancer we 
wish to describe, viz: Fissure, Spider, Bone, Rose, 
Sleepy Wolf, Black, Scaly, Bleeding, Stone, Fibrous, 
Soft Cancer, and Noli Me Tangere, or Touch Me 
Not. 
FISSURE CANCER.—The Fissure Cancer often 
makes its appearance in the form of a dry crack, and 
usually looks like a deep cut made with a knife. As 
the crack or fissure continues to enlarge, it gradually 
frows deeper and dryer, and as the surrounding tissue 
ardens up, there is frequently a predisposition of the 
muscles and glands contiguous to ossification. This 
Cancer is found on the lips, ears and nose of both sexes, 
and frequently on the womb of the female. It sometimes 
bleeds freely and is in its incipient stage very uneasy 
and painful. 
ROSE CANCER.—The Rose Cancer, as its name 
implies, bears, when small, a very striking resemblance 
to a rose-bud, and, as it continues to increase in size, 
opens very much like a rose in bloom. It makes its 
appearance on various parts of the body, usually on the 
breast, nose and lips, and is frequently found m the 
vagina, ovaries and womb of the female. It commences 
somewhat in the form of a cold sore, and grows from the 
Bize of an egg to that of a man’s head, and frequently 
reaches the enormous size of a water-pail. As it in- 
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pains, prostration of the nervous system, constipation, 
weakness, debility, &e. As the ulceration increases, 
the edges become more ragged and painful, and the ao 
rimonious discharge more fetid and excoriating to the 
surrounding parts. 
This form of Cancer is one of the most distressing 
that a person can be afflicted with—the unhappy sufferer 
is literally destroyed by a slow but virulent poison with 
which the b ood is contaminated. In the treatment of 
this form of cancer, the fluids must be restored to their 
normal condition, the constitution strengthened and 
supported, not by sloppy soups but by good nourishing 
food—that will tend to enrich the blood and nourish the 
system. As soon as this cancer makes its appearance, 
immediate steps should be taken for its eradication—but 
above all thing never allow it to be cut out. The very 
nature of the tumor and the structure of the parts dis* 
eased show conclusively that the act of cutting out a 
portion of the diseased mass tends to exasperate the dis- 
ease. Dr. Beech says he has seen this, as well as other 
forms of cancer, grow more in one month after it had 
been cut than it would in three months previous te an 
operation. Our success in curing this cancer is invaria- 
bly certain, 
SPIDER CANCER.—The Spider Cancer very much 
resembles tne spider in form, from which it takes its 
name, having numerous prongs or legs, running off in 
different directions. This cancer gives great uneasiness 
and sensitivenes to the nerves, with crawling and often 
Stinging pains. 
It is usually about the face—on the temples or under 
the eyes, but sometimes appears very large on the 
breast of the female, and occasionally manifests itself 
on other parts of the body, both externally and inter- 
nally. 
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little fangs or limbs, which differ in color, white, pale or 
red. It seldom grows very large, unless it is cut and 
divided with the instrument, when each fang will form 
• new cancer, and generally commence to eat and de- 
stroy the parts about it very fast. Never disturb the 
Spider Cancer, unless you can kill and destroy every 
little fibre, and take it out, root and branch. 
BONE CANCER.—The Bone Cancer is known by 
its hard, ossified appearance. It is usually found on 
the bones of the face, the malar bone, lower jaw and 
gums. It is frequently caused by bad management in 
pulling the teeth, fracture of the jaw-bone and a severe 
cold. It sometimes appears on the under lip. It is 
surrounded by hard rings and is very painful. It emits 
a white, watery substance, which is extremely offensive 
to the smell. The virus in this cancer is very active in 
its disorganizing effect, destroying the live tissue wherev- 
er it comes in contact. 
SLEEPY CANCER.—The Sleepy Cancer grows 
very slow, and is rarely ever troublesome until it be- 
comes quite large, when all at once it becomes intensely 
painful, and discharges a foul and putrid matter which 
is very offensive, not only to the inmates of the house, 
but frequently to the passers-by. Those afflicted with 
this cancer usually long for death, as their sufferings 
are frequently indescribable. In the treatment of this 
form of tumor our Cancer Syrup is almost indispens- 
able. It will afford great relief even when the tumor is 
too far advanced to be removed, and with the washes 
that we prepare for the advanced stages of this disease, 
we destroy the unpleasant smell and render the patient 
comparatively comfortable. 
WOLF CANCER.—The Wolf Cancer, as ita name 
implies, is the most rapid in its growth, and destructive 
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alluded to. When very small it commences to eat and 
destroy the live flesh. In fact, it not only consumes 
the live flesh, but is extremely destructive to every 
variety of tissue it comes in contact with. The dis- 
charge is very offensive, and as it advances becomes 
very painful. It attacks every variety of tissue, and 
may appear on any part of the body, but it is frequent- 
ly found on the breast, all parts of the face, the larynx 
and ears, womb, liver and stomach. To cure this can- 
cer, it should be removed before it has made much pro- 
gress. We have cured mauy cases, some of which 
were quite advanced, but we regret to say that many 
cases are rendered incurable by the constant delay oI 
the patient, while many others have died prematurely 
by naving them removed by the knife. 
FIBROUS CANCER.—The Fibrous Cancer, on 
first making its appearance, differs but little from the 
Stone Cancer, but as it continues to increase in size, its 
peculiar characteristics are well marked. It is usually 
confined to the glandular structure, and like the Stone 
Cancer, appears most frequently in the breast. At first 
it appears as a loose tumor, and may continue in this 
form for some time. Finally, tumors of a lesser size 
make their appearance, and can easily be felt. Adja- 
cent to and intimately connected with the first, these 
continue to enlarge, until they finally resolve themselves 
into one tumor. The process continues until the whole 
glandular substance of the breast is involved. It also 
extends to the glands under the arms, and when they 
become affected, the symptoms are of the most aggrava- 
ting character. * The pressure upon the bloodvessels in- 
volved produces inflammation and extreme pain—in 
fact, the blood is so retarded in its circulation that it is 
not returned from the hand and arm, consequently this 
extremity becomes swollen, black and completely para- 
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great that the whole side of the patient becomes useless, 
and remains so until death relieves the sufferer of his 
misery. 
This tumor, like the Stone Cancer, is often neglected 
■o long that its management is rendered somewhat diffi- 
cult. If it can be treated in season, the prospects of a 
cure are quite certain ; but if delayed until the arm is 
badly swollen, and the whole side affected, but little, if 
anything, can be done except to make the patient as 
comfortable as possible. Dr. •Yungs has had fifteen 
years’ experience in the treatment of Cancers and Tu- 
mors, and when he has commenced the treatment of this 
disease in any kind of season, has never failed to perfect 
a cure. 
SCROFULA.—In its most violent stages effectually 
cured, without a possibility of failure. 
DIABETES.—A truly terribie complaint. Our suc- 
cess in this disease (see Certificates) proves our 
treatment to be the only effectual remedy known. 
DROPSY.—Hundreds will testify to our success. In 
fact, there is no such thing as fail if directions are strict- 
ly followed. 
CATARRH.—Will guarantee a permanent cure in 
four days by our new method for one dollar. 
EPILEPSY.—Have never failed in a single caM 
brought us. (See Certificates.) 
CONSUMPTION—If not of a scrofulous diathesis, 
will deposit any amount on the certainty of effecting a 
cure. Our fee will be five dollars, 74 
PILE SPECIFIC.—A certain cure for the outward, in* 
ward, and bleeding Piles. There are two packages, one 
to be taken inwardly, the other an outward application. 
This Specific has cured where various other means have 
failed. Price $1. 
FALLING OF THE WOMB.— w'e use a stmpie ap- 
pliance, that any mother can make, that will effect 
a positive cure in a short time, certain and reliable 
CANCERS AND TUMORS.—Will cure any form of 
cancer or tumor of the most malignant kind without 
pain or loss of blood. 
LEUCORRHCEA.—Warranted a perfect cure in 48 
hours. 
H YDROCELE.—Cure warranted without the use of 
the knife. 
APHONIA OR STAMMERING.—Will be cured by 
following three simple rules. Only one failure in six- 
teen cases. 
RHEUMATISM.—Always cured. 
DEAFNESS.—We will guarantee yon a cure when 
all others fail. 
BLINDNESS—When an operation can be successful 
we perforin it, and have cured chronic affections when 
celebrated oculists have failed. 
NOCTURNAL DISCHARGES OB EMISSIONS 
cured in twelve hours. 
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S5RUPTI0NS, SCABS, SKIN DISEASES, Etc* 
cured in two weeks. 
NERVOUS FEMALES can always depend tlpon 
getting immediate relief for that mo3t distressing of all 
affections, in two applications. 
RUSH OF BLOOD cured in a few minutes. 
WONDERFUL DISCOVERY—Corns cured in 
one day by using R. F. Yungs’ Chiropo. The 
preparation gradually dissolves the com in a few h urs. 
removing the very root. Sent to any address on receipt 
of $100. 
HAIR CURLING FLUID.— R. F. Yungs’ 
Curling Fluid curls the hair immediately it is applied. 
Sent to any address on receipt of $100. 
GRAY HAIR RESTORED to its original color im- 
mediately by using R. F. Yungs’ Hair Restorer. 
It is permanent and perfectly natural in effect. Seat to 
any address on receipt of $1.00. 
DRUNKENNESS CURED— R. F. Yungs’ 
positive cure for Drunkenness has saved thousands 
from a drunkard’s grave. Sent to any address on receipt 
of $2.00 
FLIES.—No fly will light on a window which has 
been washed with water in which garlic has been 
boiled. 
NOTICE.—Persons suffering from any of the preceding 
diseases should write to us immediately. 76 
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SUMS REMEDY FOR A FELON.- -This very 
painful eruption, with all the “ remedies” recommended, 
is seldom arrested until it has run a certain course,after 
causing great suffering for two or three days and nights. 
The following remedy is vouched for by the Buffalo 
Advocate as a certain thing from its own knowledge 
“ Take a pint of common soft soap and stir in air 
slacked lime till it is of the consistency of glacier’s 
putty. Make a leather thimble, fill it with this compo- 
sition and insert the finger therein, and a cure is cer- 
tain.” This is a domestic application that every 
housekeeper can apply promptly. 
WONDERFUL, IF TRUE.—A French chemist has 
discovered a liquid which when applied to dead bodies 
will cause them to be petrified. He has in a private 
room the dead body of his wife, who is standing on a 
pedestal, and is as natural as lifo. The secret is one 
which he has known for twenty years 
A NEW BRICK FOR GARDEN WALLS.—Mr. 
Foxley, of Stony Stratford, England, has invented a 
new brick, ingeniously contrived for avoiding the 
necessity of nailing for training trees to garden walls. 
The brick has a protecting bead in the centre of the 
face, which is drilled with holes so as to admit of the 
passage of a piece of string or bass, with which the 
branch may be tied. One advantage of the bead is, 
that it admits of a free circulation of air between the 
plant and the wall, preventing the formation of mildew 
and rot and the accumulation of insects. The cost Is 
Said to be little more than that of an ordinary brick. 1TEDICAI. GTTTDK 
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NEW METHOD OF EMBALMING.—A French 
ehomist named Audiger, has discovered a new mode oi 
embalming which does away with the horrible profana- 
tion of the dead used in the old methods and their ruin- 
ous cost. Mods. Audiger simply pours down the 
corpse’s throat, twice, with an interval of thirty min- 
utes betweep each glass, a tumbler full of his liquor 
In three or four months the corpse becomes solid stone. 
The most satisfactory experiments (so at least they 
appear to be) have been made with this new method in 
the hospitals of Marseilles and Algiers. These hospi- 
tals were selected for experiment on account of th« 
climate, which is more prone to hasten putrefaction 
than northern climates. The cost of this new method 
is only fifty dollars. 
MAIZE LEAF PAPER.—The celebrated paper 
manufactory at Schlagelmuhl, at Vienna, has suc- 
ceeded, after many attempts, in producing excellent 
paper from maize leaves. Paper has often been made 
from this substance, but on no previous occasion of so 
good a quality. It is stated also to be very moderate in 
price. 
j ABOUT MAGNETIC IRON.—A new end singular 
source of magnetic iron has been discovered. It 
appears that the shavings of iron And steel, and espe- 
cially the long spirals produced in turning iron on the 
lathe, are highly magnetic, especially in the case of soft 
iron. This magnetism is permanent; and M. Greisa, 
the discoverer, has observed that the south pole is 
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FOR THE FAMILY. 
SUGAR GING12RPREAD.—Three quarters 6? a 
pound of sugar, half a pound of butter, four eggs, a 
little rosewater, half a cup of yellow ginger, and one 
pound of flour. Bake it thin. 
SPICE GINGERBREAD.—Take three pounds of 
flour, and one pound of butter, one pound of moist 
sugar, four ounces of candied orange or lemon peel, cut 
small, one ounce of powdered ginger, two ounces of 
powdered allspice, half an ounce of powdered cinna- 
mon, a handful of caraway seeds, and three pounds of 
treacle; rub the butter with your hands into the flour, 
then the other ingredients, and mix it in the dough 
with the treacle ; make it into cakes or nuts, and bake 
it in a warm oven. 
GINGERBREAD.—The following receipt produces 
superior thin gingerbread. Flour, one pound ; carbon- 
ate of magnesia, quarter of an ounce: mix ; add 
treacle, half a pound ; moist sugar, quarter of a pound; 
melted butter, two ounces ; tartaric acid, dissolved in a 
little water, one drachm. Make a stiff dough, then add 
powdered ginger and cinnamon (cassia), of each, one 
drachm; grated nutmrg, one ounce; sot it aside for 
half an hour, and put it in the oven. It should not be 
kept longer than two or three hours, at the utmost, be- 
fore being' baked. Power of the Magx, 
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SARD MOLASSES GINGERBREAD.—One pint 
of molasses, half a pound of butter, one cup of sour 
milk, two tablespoonfuls of soda, one cup of ginger, one 
tablespoonful of cloves, the rind of one lemon, and 
flour enough to make a stiff paste. Butter the tin 
sheets ; roll the cake on them, with fine brown sugar, 
as thin as possible, and bake very quickly. 
SOFT GINGERBREAD.—Two cups of white 
sugar, one cup of butter, one cup of milk, two tea- 
spoonsful of cream tartar, one of soda, flour enough to 
make it as stiff as pound cake, and the rind and juice 
of one lemon. Bake in shallow pans one hour and a 
quarter. 
SEED CAKE.—One eup of butter, two of white 
sugar, three eggs, half a cup of seeds, and flour enough 
to make a stiff paste. Eoll it very thin, with sugar 
instead of flour on the board, and cut it in rounds. 
Bake it about fifteen minutes. 
Females wno have suffered long from womb disease®} 
or other weaknesses of their sex, are assured that it is 
their own neglect if they continue to suffer after reading 
this book. Our success in treating the peculiar com- 
plaints to which females are predisposed is unrivalled, 
and our remedies never fail in effecting a cure! even in 
the most complicated and confirmed cases. All dis- 
eases of this character, acute or chronic, are easily 
end pleasantly treated. Ladies may rely upon the 80 
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ntmoat delicacy being ob»erved in the doctor* method of 
treating caies, and all confidence placed in them a* under 
the »eal of involiable *ecre*y. Falling or Inflammation of 
the womb, Disease* of the Bladder, Difficult or Irregular 
M nstruation, Fluor Albus or Whites, Sterility or Barren- 
ness, and all diseases to which females are liable, can be 
quickly and permanently cu.ed, by making known to us 
the symptoms of your complaint- Those who live at a dis- 
tance, we will cheerfully communicate with by letter, (we 
make no charge for advice), and medicines to suit each 
particular case, forwarded by express well pack d, and 
sectire from observation. Ail letters should be addressed, 
plainly, with a three cent stamp in reply, and the town, 
county and State of the writer given. Price for a full 
course of medicines, suitable for each case, will he jive 
dollars. 
NATURAL AND CELESTIAL MAGIC. 
Brick* eighteen inches long, eight inches thick and 
twelve inches wide may be cast into moulds of the follow- 
ing substances : Sand and refuse fourteen barrels, lime one 
one barrel, let it be as wet as brick clay. Thus every poor 
man can raise a comfortable, »nd even magnificient habit** 
tion of his own without much labor or expense. 
To make Leather wear Forever.—Let 
it receive as much neats foot oil as it will take. If regu- 
larly repeated every three months, leather seems to be im- 
pervious to outward action, and will last for year*. 
Increase of Milk and Butter.—If cows are 
given four ounces of French boiled hemp seed, it will 
greatly increase the quantity of milk. If pans are turned 
over this milk for fifteen minutes when first milked, or 
till cold, the same milk will give double the quantity of 
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To prevent Cattle, Fowls, etc., from 
getting Old.—If cattle are occasionally fed with a 
little of the extract of the June berry, it will renew or ex- 
tend the period of their lives. We use it in connection 
with the vanilla bean, and we do know that the two in 
connection will produce tlve most wonderful results. It 
will act on people the same as on the animal kingdom.— 
New flax seed frequently given to cattle in small quantities 
will make them, whether young or old, or if as poor and 
thin as skeletons, soon to appear fat and healthy. Horse 
Jockies will make a note of this, but be careful and not 
deceive the inexperienced too much. 
To Raise Double Crops, etc.—Throw a so- 
lution of sulphur and salt on your dung, before you spread 
and plow it in. The same will cause double crops of grass, 
and in fact of every grain and vegetable that is raised, it 
is a hundred times better than plaster and guano mixed. 
To Bring Dead Trees to Life .—Bore a deep 
nole ne»r the roots, and fill it nearly full of blue vitriol. If 
there is any life lemaining in the roots it will soon be re- 
invigorated and flourish with exceeding beauty. It is by 
this process that different substances may be made to as- 
cend through the sap of trees, and thus a given tree may 
be made to produce the fruit of all trees, vines, bushes 
and even vegetables, of the kinds thut grow on the top of 
the ground. 
To Catch Abundance of Fish, Eels, 
etc.—Get over the water after dark with a light, and a 
dead fish that has been smeared with the juice of stink- 
ing gladwin. Directly the fish will gather around in great 
quantities, and an immense number of them can easily ba 
■cooped up. Another curious thing if a like nature is, 
that when a black snake is killed in the day time hun- 
dreds of other black snakes will gather around him at night. 
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Who will say that here is not natural affinity, or Celestial 
and T errestial magic. 
To Discover Things Lost. Stolen, or 
Hidden.—Learn the time and place the person losing 
was born unaer, and trace his horoscope. It will give the 
hill particulars and where to find the lost article. 
To Raise Grass, Clover, Mushrooms, 
etc., Without seed.—Spread a litt.e lime on waste 
moss ground and you will get an abundant crop of clover. 
Cow and horse manure mixed, will produce mushrooms.— 
Oats sown at the usual time, and kept beaten down Or 
cropped down without getting ripe, will the next season 
from the same stalks produce an abundant crop of r , e.— 
We can only account for these things upon the simple 
ground, that the most primitive types under a law to 
which that like production is subordinate, give birth to the 
type next above it, this again produced the next higher, 
and so on to the very highest known existence. It is well 
known that often when trees or forests are burned down 
that other species or genera of trees will rise in their stead 
of course without seed. It is also well kn >wn to all learn- 
ed physiologists that the b ain of mankind passes through 
the form, character and substance of seven different exist- 
ences or types before we are allowed to breathe the breath 
of life. 
A Mode of Preparing Paper ro Resist 
Water.—Plunge unsized p iper, once or twice, into a 
solution of mastic, in oil of turpentine, and dry by a gentle 
heat. This has all the properties of writing papers and 
may be used for that purpose. 
To Render Paper Fire-Proof.—Whether 
the paper be plain, written, printed or even marbled, 
stained or painted for p; per hangings, dip it in a strong 
solution of alum water, and thoroughly dry it. In this 
State it will be fire-proof. MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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A Composition to Render Wood Fire- 
Proof. —Dissolve some moist gravelly earth, which has 
been previously well washed and cleared from any hete- 
rogeneous matter in a solution of caustic alkali. The 
mixture, when spread upon wood, forms a virtrious coat, 
and is proof against fire and water. The cost of this pro- 
cess is very insignificant, compared with its great utility, 
being about thirty-eight cents for every hundred square 
feet. 
Paste for Sharpening Razors.—Take one 
ounce of pulverized oxide of tin, and mix with it a suf- 
ficient quantity of the saturated solution of oxalic acid to 
form a paste. Rub it over the strop, and when dry, a 
little water may be added. It gives a fine edge to a raror. 
To Prepare Water-Proof Boots.—Take 
three ounces of spermaceti, and melt it in an earthen pot 
over a slow fire; add thereto six drachms of India rubber 
cut into slices, and after it dissolves add of tallow eight 
ounces ; amber vainish, tour ounces; mix it, and it will be 
fit for use immediately. 
Tite Apparition of a Ship in the Air.— 
In 1547 a ship with many p issengers set sail from New 
Haven. In the next spring no tidings came from Europe 
of Capt. Lambe-tou and his vessel. New Haven’s heart 
began to fail. In the June ensuing a great thunder storm 
arose, and the lost ship appeared at the mouth of the har- 
bor, all sails set, the children cried out, there is a brave 
ship, and people blessed God and rejoiced. .At last whoa 
the ship was apparently so near the wharf that a stone 
might be thrown on board of her, her main top seemed to 
be blown otf and left hanging in the shrouds, then all her 
upper works seemed to be blown away. Soon after her 
hull seemed to settle and vanished into a passing cloud. 
This was the very model of the lost ship, and doubtless 
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dal affinity. The above is narrated by the Rev. Jamea 
Pierponu 
To Cause Various Dreams. —Before yoa 
retire, eat a little balm. Pleasant sights will appear ia 
your dreams, as fields, gardens, trees and flowers, you feel 
that you see and behold the whole face of living nature. 
If you use oil of poplar and Balm of Gilead when awake, 
it enables you to see and behold all things in nature, and 
to foretell things to come. Dark and troublesome dreams 
are brought about by eating French beans, leeks, weabine 
and new red wine. You will think you are being carried 
into the air, with lightning and fearful apparitions. 
Nervous Cordial.—This will be found an invalu- 
able remedy in all nervous complaints, and a sure cure for 
jaundice, debility, and disorders of the stomach, piles, 
nausea, heart burn, loss of appetite, &c. Price $5. 
To Make the Face Clear and beauti- 
ful like Silver, and to remove Spots, 
Tan, Pimples, Blotches, etc.—Wild tansy, 
horse radish and sweet milk seed as an ointment will 
truly do all that is above stated, it is also good for neck 
and hands. 
To Change the Color of the Eyes.— 
Anoint the foiehead with a solution from the ashes of 
haiel nut, and by its oil you can muke the eye white, gray 
or black, varing by solution. 
The hair may be made to grow long and quickly by 
■sing an ointment of marsh mallows, lard, cummin seed, 
mastic and yolk of eggs. It may also thus obtain a dura- 
ble and brilliant jet black, auburn, or as desired. Any oim 
who may have been as bald as a sheet of paper for year*, 
are informed that we can give a beautiful head of rich 
black hair by the above means. Persons who suffer from 
baldness, will do well to correspond with us. MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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Remedy for Dyspepsia.—This distressing 
complaint, tinder which so many suffer, without being 
able to obtain more than temporary relief, in many in- 
stances, will find this remedy a never-failing cure. Belief 
will be obtained in a very short time after taking it. It 
will strengthen the stomach, improve the appetite, &c., 
&c. Pull directions accompany the remedy, which should 
be strictly followed. Price $5. 
To Change the Human Features.—To 
look pale, lean and old, or full pimples. The fumes of 
saffron, brim-tone and sublimate of mercury, will do it. 
Then if the person acted on is put under the influence of 
lobion sulphuris, ether, or nervous e'lmr, irtade from ex- 
tract of opium and aconite, both of which are da< gerous 
in ihe hands of an unskillful person, the person operated 
on will look as the operator shall think or wish them to 
look like, and act an animal and intimate the same in ges- 
ture, action, eic. If any one shall go into a church or any 
public assembly with an uncorked bottle of this subtile sub- 
stance, he can cause the preacher or speaker, or any one 
present, to do anything he desir s. Ladit ■ may thus be 
made to turn somersets in the streets, judges to quit the 
bench, prosecuting attorneys etc., to quit business, and to 
laugh, dance and sing, as if they were a company of jug- 
glers or shaking quakers. There is nothing, absolutely no- 
thing that the operator cannot make any one, or any num- 
ber of people do, by the use of this subtile substance, 
together with a few other things. By combining spiritual 
influence with this means, all papers, goods, book*, bonds, 
mortgage* and signatures from all papers can easily and 
quickly removed, and no one but the operator can eve« 
know how, or by what means it was done. It is true that 
packages of money aud other valuable papers are every 
day moved by invisible means from one p ace to another. 
It is true that the operator or he who has this mixture 
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suspected, and to remove what he pleases, and no ona 
can ever be the wiser of it except himself. He can travel 
on boats, stages, railroads, etc., withont ever being seen, 
He can cause any one to do anything for him that he de- 
sires—whether male Or female. He can inspire fear, ter- 
ror or gladness, and can by the same means, a little varied 
injure or kill people at whatever distance. Besides doing 
all of these wonderful things for sport, gain, profit and 
evil, he can cure many diseases. We forbear to write any 
farther on this subject, and would direct the reader’s atten- 
tion to the accompanying illustration, which shows the 
effects of this preparation on a parly of gentlemen who are 
amusing themselves by testing the experiment. But this 
is an article we would advise our readers not to meddle 
with; in the hands of unskilful persons, it might be the 
means of producing a great deal of mischief. , 
Te Make tlie Human Face Grow.—The 
decoction of a chameleon, rubbed on the forehead, will 
make the eyes green. The hair of the head can be made 
to fall off by touching the body with the milk of boak or 
salamander. The leprosy, Pliny says, may be produced 
by similar means. Plutarch says that to soak a hen’s egg 
in vinegar, the shell will soon get so soft as to be put into 
the smallest bottle. Also, that a hen’s egg, kept in the 
spawn of the cuttle fish, will soon be larger than a man’s 
head; also, by a similar means, tats my be made to grow 
as big as horses. About the eggs, we believe that, for we 
have done that, but about the rats, we should like to have 
the privilege of seeing it, before we could say that we fully 
believe it. We will not favor a deception if we know it 
to be such. 
To Make a Room seem all on Fire, 
fearful to behold.—Sulaminoniac, half-an-ounce, 
camphor, one ounce; burn it. Be careful that no woman 
with child is in the room. 
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tfl ver neutralized in vinegar, and the white of an egg 
tmeaied on, will preserve anything from fire.t These are 
way* by which conjuror*, buffoons and mountebank* ope 
rate. There is, however, nothing natural or cele*tial about 
them. It is sheer trickery and deception. The laws of 
the several civilized nations have denounced them as im- 
postors. 
To make a Light burn forever with- 
out replenishing.—A lamp filled in a glass globe and 
arranged with pipes, so as to continually return the escap- 
ing substance of the oil back into the lamp again without 
any loss, will of course produce the above result. This 
then can be done. 
Fifty Hens’ Eggs Changed into One 
Egg .—Break fifty eggs into a bowl, then put them into a 
bladder just the size and shape of an egg. Put the shells 
in vinegar, it will goon dissolve them. With this solution 
point the bladder over a few times, and the egg-shell is 
formed perfectly. This is curious, but is not the less true. 
To Fry Fish on Paper.—On white paper 
put oil or fat, a id your fish. Set it on a slow fire of coals 
that has no flame, the fish will soon be cooked. 
How to Roast Chickens without Fire. 
—Clean a chicken, and run a red-hot iron through his 
body, and cover it up with wet cloths, la a short time it 
will be well baked. 
How to make a Bird or Chicken 
Roast Himself.—The celebrated philosopher Al- 
bertus writes thus:—A fowl, that if a stick of witch hazel 
is ran through it, and it is hung before the fare, that tha 
fowl wil keep turning round till it is well roasted. 
To Cure Drunkenness.—Keep tha patient for 
otie week on nothing but liquor. This is a sure cure. Ex- 
tract of calerwart will also cure it. Laziness is also cured 
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sulphate of ferri is the best. It acts on the liter and vital 
organs, and'is a sure cure for Laziness. 
Living Creatures are drawn together 
by Sympathy.—Throw a chameleon into water, or 
sand, or chaff, weazels, mice, cats, fleas, frogs, rats, dogs, 
etc., are brought together, so that you can catch and des- 
troy them. 
To make Dogs and Cats Bewitched 
and Stupid.—The Ophrastus says the herb almerra 
will do it. Henbane will also do the same thing. A dog’s 
color may be changed by quick lime and litharage. A dog 
cannot run from you or bite you, if you have another nog's 
heart in your pocket. A bird cannot fly if you cut the up 
per and lower nerves of its wings. 
To renew all Old or Defaced Letters 
and Other Papers.—Boil galls in wine, and 
sponge over the surface, the letters or writing will be as 
fresh as ever. 
Images to Hang in the Air.—This is done 
by inverted mirrors. People, when walking, can be made 
to look as if they were upside down, and many other won- 
derful things may be produced. There is much deception 
•bout it, however. An image may be thrown upon any ob- 
ject in place of a dark night—terribly frightening those 
not knowing how it is done. 
To Alter the Human Face.—Anoint with 
shell of walnuts and pomegranates in vinegar, the face 
will be black. Oil of honey washes red and yellow 
color. 
To Make the Face Swelled, Pressed 
pown or Full Of Scars.—Nothing deforms the 
countenance more than the stinging of bees. Tumors and 
cavities are made by tithymot to the eyes, nose and mouth) 
SMMithand.ee also niters the feature*). MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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To Cure the Bite of Vipers, Scorpi- 
ons, Lizards, Serpents and Snakes.—A 
few drops of ivy, almond wood, ash, juniper, elder wine 
and bay leaves, or an extract of these will soon cure any 
venom. Alexander the Great used to cure drunkeness by 
a similar means. The courage of men and armies, it is 
stated by Timotheus, may also be drawn out of them by 
thr gs of nearly a like nature. 
A Simple, yet Curious Thing.—Any one 
may wet a thread with salt water, and suspend a button 
from a ceiling, and then burn the stiing to ashes, and yet 
the button will still hang. This is a strange thing 
to look at, yet it is easily seen that it is brought about on 
the gobule principle. And as in this case, so it is through- 
out the whole domain of natural and celestial philosophy, 
or, in other words, and which only means the same thing— 
natural and celestial magic. We wish to impress the 
public mind upon the fact, that all of these apparently 
curious things are brought about by natural and not super- 
natural means. 
To Multiply Trees without Seedlings 
Or Grafts.— Clip off the last year’s growth, and stick 
the cut end in pulverized blue vitriol, and then stick the 
end into a large potato and plant it. It will flourish like a 
rose, and grow four times as fast, and bear more and bet- 
ter fruit than trees that are raised by what is called natu- 
ral means. This is a discovery of our own, and we regard 
it as a great and valuable one and worth more than a hun- 
dred times the price of this book. Salt sprinkled on any 
kind of cabbage, or vegetables of any kind, will double the 
crop. All seeds by being soaked in solution made from 
wine, mandrake, salammoniac and salt, for a day before 
they are planted, will result in an early and a dou le crop 
on any soil; some yields more than a double crop. 
Do the Inhabitants of other Planets 
$Ver Visit this Jblartll'!—We propose in this con- 90 
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Bection to make a few remarks on the following: Mr, 
Henry Wallace and other persons of Jay, Ohio, have re- 
cently detailed to us the annexed. There are thousands 
of such cases on record. These gentlemen state that 
some time since, on a clear and hright day, a shadow was 
thrown over the place were they were : this necissarely 
attracted their attention to the Heavens, were they, one 
and all be eld a large and curiously constructed vessel not 
over one hundred yards from the earth. They could plainly 
discern a large number of people on board of her, whose 
average height appeared to be about twelve feet. The 
vessel was evidently worked by wheels and other mechan- 
ical appendages all of which worked with a precision and 
a degree of beauty never yet attained by any mechanical 
skill upon this planet. 
Now we know that thousands will, at this recital, cry 
humbug, nonsense lunacy, &c., but we know that there 
are other thousands who will read and reflect. It is for 
these latter thousands that we wiite. Once upon a time there 
appeared a celebrated reformer, who arose among the peo- 
ple and taught a new doctrine, that fnm its reasonableness 
and its simplicity, electrified the hearts of the thinking 
people. But the party who didn’t think, and who hated 
reason, and new ideas, cried out away with him to the cruci- 
fixion. And they did crucify his body, but they have not 
yet succeeded in crucifying the reason and new fncts and 
ideas that he taught. 
In view then of the above, we venture to advance the 
following remarks, viz:—We believe that the time will 
come when all of the inhabitants of the worlds or planet* 
in the solar system will rpgularly visit each other—when 
in the fullness or fruition of things, an interchange of idea* 
and commodities, visiting and greetings between the res- 
pective inhabitants of all world* or planets will be common 
nnd universal. We believe that the grand aspirations or an 
ndvanced humanity on this earth is not without a good MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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eanse and a good reason. We believe that when the re* 
fiective atmospheres, seen surrounding the different planet* 
n the solar system, indeed of every part of th8 universe, 
■hall have passed into the higher condition of excellence 
and purity of which it is capable, that it will then give life 
to a more exalted' and finished condition of genera and 
•pecies, or inhabitants. That all of the planets are now 
inhabited by a kind of beings suited to their respective 
planetary and electrical conditions, is, we think, certain. 
And that the inhabitants of thousands of these worlds that 
roll with eternal beauty througho t the boundless regions 
of the immensity of space, have attained that advanced 
condition in their planetary being, we h- ve no doubt what- 
ever. And that this ship which Mr. Wallace and other* 
«een, was from Venus, Mercury, or the planet Mars, on a 
visit of pleasure or exploration, or some other cause, we 
ourselves, with the evidence at hand, that we can bring to 
bear on it, have no more doubt of than we have of the fact 
ol our own existence. This, mind, was no phantom that 
disappeared in a twinkling, as all phantoms do disappear, 
but this serial ship was guided, propelled and steered 
through the atmosphere with the most scientific system and 
regularity, at about six miles an hour, though doubtles*, 
from the appearnce of her machinery, she was capable of 
going thousands of miles an hour, and who knows but ten, 
yes, fifty or an hundred thousand miles an hour. And why 
then may not the scientific geniuses of other planets have 
done as much as ours have 1 Besides this, if we had room 
we could draw an argument from the electrical condition of 
the media existing between the planets, to show that a body 
once in motion at a given distance from a planetary body 
in space, will move with nearly the speed of electricity till 
it meets again the resisting media or atmosphere of another 
planet or body in space. That all of this knowledge, and 
a million of times more, may be known to some of the ex- 
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Bat as we were saying this serial ship moved dheedy 
off from the earth, and remained in sight, till by distance she 
was lost to the view. The foregoing is our firm and 
decided conclusion and belief in this matter. 
Charms, Spells, and Incantations. 
Charms against Furious Beasts.—Re- 
peat reverently, and with aincere faith, the following words, 
and you shall be protected in the hour of danger 
“ At destruction and famine thou shalt laugh, neither 
ahalt thou be afraid of the beasts of the earth. 
“ For thou shalt be in league with the stones of field; 
the beasts of the field shall be at peace with thee.” 
Charm against Trouble in General.— 
Repeat reverently, and with sincere faith, the following 
words, and you shall be protected in the hour of dan- 
ger :— 
“ He shall deliver thee in six troubles, yea in sevea 
there shall no evil touch thee. 
“ In famine he shall redeem thee from death, and in war 
from the power of the sword. 
“And thou shalt know that thy tabernacle shall be 
peace, and thy habitation shalt not err.” 
Charm against Enemies.—Repeat rever- 
ently, and with sincere faith, the following words, and you 
shall be protected in the hur of danger:— 
“ Behold, God is my salvation ; I will trust, and not be 
afraid, foi the Lord Jehovah is my strength and my song; 
he also is become my salvation. 
/* For the stars of Heaven, and the constellations there- 
of, shall not give their light; the sun shall be darkened 
in his going forth, and the moon shall not cauae her light 
to ahine. MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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**And behold, at evening tide, trouble; and before 
the morning is not; this in the portion of them that 
•poils us.” 
Charm against Peril by Fire or Wa- 
ter.—Repeat reverently, and with sincere faith, the 
following words, and you shall be protected in the hour of 
danger:— 
“ When thou passest through the wnters, I will be with 
thee, and through the rivers, they shall not overflow thee; 
when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burnt, 
neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.” 
The Magic Torch—to Produce the Ap- 
pearance of Serpents.—Take the skin of a ser- 
pent when first killed, and twist it up like catgut; then 
take the blood and fat thereof, and mix them up with tal- 
low to make it of sufficient consistence; then take a 
mould, such as caudles are made in, and fix the skin of 
the serpent as the wick, and pour in the fat, etc., as above 
prepared, which composition will then form a candle. The 
whole of this experiment must be performed when the sun 
is in the sign Scorpio. Wi en this candle is thus lit in a 
close room, the place will appear filled with innumerable 
quantities of serpents in all parts thereof, to the great hor- 
ror of the spectators; and so perfect will be the appear- 
ance, that even the operator himself will be unable to with- 
stand the force of imagination. 
Charms to Know who Your Husband 
Shall be.—1. On St. Agnes’ Day.—This is to be at- 
tempted on the 21st of January, St gnes’ day. You 
must prepare yourself by a twenty-fours’ fast, touch nothing 
but pure spring water, beginning at midnight on the 20th 
to the same again on the 21st, then go to bed, and mind 
you sleep by yourself; and do not mentioh what you ars 
trying to any one, or it will break the spell; go to rest oa 
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St. Agnes be a friend to me, 
In the gift I ask of thee ; 
Let me this night my husband see. 
And you will dream of your future spouse ; if you see more 
men than one in your dream, you will wed two or three 
times, but if you sleep and dream not, you will never 
marry. 
The Love-Letter Charm.—On receiving a 
love-letter that has any particular declaration in it, lay it 
wide open ; then fold it in nine folds, pin it next to your 
heart, and thus wear it till bed-time, then place it in your 
left hand glove, and lay it under your head. If you dream 
of gold, diamonds, or any other costly gem, your lover is 
true, and means what he says, if of white linen, you will 
lose him by d ath j and if of flowers he will prove f tlse, 
P you dream of bis saluting you, he means not what ho 
professes, and will draw you into a snare. If you dream 
of castles or a clear sky, there is no deceit, and you will 
prosper; trees in blossom show children; washing or 
graves show you will lose your lover by death ; and water 
shows that your lover is faithful, but that you will go 
through severe poverty with the party for sometime, though 
all may end well. 
Shampoo Liquor.—This liquor should always 
be in the nursery, as well as the shop of the barber ready 
for use. This very fashionable liquid, now in such preva- 
lent use for removing the dandruff from the hair, promotes 
its growth, and prevents its falling out. It is Warranted 
to give entire satisfaction to all who use it. Price $1. 
To Know if a Child new-born shall 
live Or not.—Write the proper names of the father 
and the mother, and of the day the child was born ; count 
the letters in these words, and to the amount add twenty- 
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be even, the child shall die, but if it be uneven, the child 
■hall live. 
To Know How Soon a Person Will be 
Hlarried.—Get a green pea-pod, in which are exactly 
nine peas ; hang it over'the door, and then take notice of 
the next person who come* in, who is not of the family, 
nor of the same sex with yourself, and if it proves sn un- 
married individual, you will certainly be married within 
that year. 
To Know what Fortune your future 
Husband will have.—Take a wall-nut, a haze'.- 
nut and nultnug; grate them together, and mix them with 
butter and sugar, and make them up into small pills, of 
which exactly nine must be taken on going to bed, and ac- 
cording to your dreams, so will be the state of the person 
you will marry. If a gentleman, your dream will be of 
riches ; if a clergyman, of white linen ; if a lawyer, of 
darkness ; if a tradesman, of cold noises and tumults ; if a 
soldier or sailor, of thunder and lightning; if a servant, 
•f rain. 
PRECIOUS METALS, 
Secret of its alloys. 
©old, Silver, etc., fully and faithfully explained, 
With their general and commercial uses, etc. 
Artifical Gold .—Sixteen parts of virgin platina 
»nd seven parts of copper, and one part of zinc. Put 
these into a covered crucible, with powdered charcoal, 
and melt them together till the whole forms one mass, and 
are thoroughly incorporated together. 
This al'O makes a gold of extraordinary beauty and 
value. It it not possible bv any tests that chemists know 
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Manheim or Jewelers’ Gold. — Three 
part* of copper, one part of zinc, and one part of block tia. 
If these are pure and melted in a covered crucible contain- 
ing charcoal, the resemblance will be so good that the besl 
jndges cannot tell it from pure gold without analyzing it. 
Best Pinchbeck Gold.—Five ounces of pure 
copper and one ounce of zinc. This makes gold set good 
to appearance, that a great deal of deception by its use in 
the way of watches and jewelry, has been successfully 
practiced for several hundred years back. 
Imitation of Pure Silver.—So perfect in 
its resemblance, that no chemist living can tell it from the 
pure virgin s.lver. It was obtained from a german chemist, 
now dead, by the authors of this book. He used it for un- 
lawful purposes, to the amount of thousands, and yet the 
metal is so perfect that lie was never discovered. It is all 
melted together in a crucible. Here it is :— 
Quarter of an ounce of brass, three ounces of pure silver, 
one ounce of bismuth, two ounces of common salt, one 
ounce of arsenic, one ounce of potash. 
To Change Mercury into Gold.—Take of 
fine gold a quarter of an ounce, mercury one ounce. Put 
both in a strong bottle, and hermetically seal the same. 
Put it into horse dung for ninety days. Take it eut at the 
end of that time, and see what you have. Now pour on to 
it half its weight of sal ammonia. Now set it on the centre 
of a pot full of sand over a slow fire ; let them distil into 
a pure essence. Add to this compound two parts more of 
pure mercury ; hermetically seal your bottle again, and put 
it back into the horse dung for ninety days. Then take 
them out and see what you have—a pure etheral essence, 
wnich is the pure living gold, 24 carats fine. Pour this 
pure spiritual liquor out upon a drachm of molten fine gold, 
and you will find that which will satisfy your hunger and 
thirst after this grand secret. For the increase of your 
gold will teem miraculous a* indeed it if. Now take it t* MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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ft jeweler or goldsmith! let them try it in your presence, 
end you will have good reason to bless God for the re- 
eipient of superior wisdom. 
Pure German Silver.—Best copper, eight 
parts; sine, three and a half; nickel, three parts. If you 
make German silver in this way, it will be white and beau- 
tiful, and nearly like pure silver. This is done by the use 
of a crucible and heat of course. We do not speak of the 
common article. It is a cheap article, and the best is the 
cheapest of anything. This, like any other metal, may of 
course be easily plated with pure silver, if required. 
How to Increase tlte Weight of Gold. 
■—We lake the following from natural and celestial magic 
in twenty books published by the celebrated John Baptists 
Porta, at London, in 1658. Here it is:— 
**Take your bar of gold and rub it long and carefully with 
thin silver untill the gold absorb the quantity of silver that 
you require. Then prepare a strong solution of brimstone 
and quicklime. Now put the gold into a vessel with a 
wide mouth. Now let them boil till the gold attain ihe 
right color, and you have it, but do not use this knowledge 
for an ill purpose.” 
Olden Superstitions of the Power of 
the Serpent, its Wonderful and Magical 
Virtues; Plants, Animals, Stones, Crys- 
tals, etc.—Hippocrates, by the use of some parts of this 
animal, attained to himself divine honors; for therewith 
he cured pestilence and contagion, consumptions, and reiy 
many other diseases, for he cleansed the flesh of a riper. 
The utmost part of the tail and head being cut off, he strip 
ped off the skin, casting away the bowels and gall; he re 
served of the intestines only the heart and liver; he drew 
•ul all the blood, with the rein running down the back 
hone | he bruised the flesh and the aforesaid bowels with 
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be powdered, which powder he sprinkled on honey; bein$ 
clarified and boiled until he knew that the flesh in boiling 
had cast aside their virtue, as well in the broth as in the 
vapors ; he then added the spices of his country to cloak 
the secret. 
Amber is an amulet; a piece of red amber worn about 
one, is a preventive against poisons. 
Likewise a sapphire stone is as effectual. Oil of ambet 
or amber dissolved in pure spirits of wine, comforts the 
womb being disordered, if fumigation of it be made with 
the warts of the shank of a horse, it will cure many disor- 
ders of that region. 
The liver and gall of an eel, likewise, being gradually 
dried and reduced to powder, and taken in the quantity of 
a filbert nut, in a glass of warm wine, cause a speedy and 
safe delivery. 
Rhubarb, on account of its violent antipathy, wonder- 
fully purges. Music is a well-known specific for curing 
the bite of insects ; likewise, water cures the hydrophobia. 
Warts are cured by paring off the same; or by burying as 
many pebbles, secretly, as the party has warts. The king’s- 
evil may be cured by the heart of a toad worn about the 
neck, first being dried. Hippomanes excites lust by the 
bare touch, or being suspended on the party. If any one 
shall spit in the hand with which he sttuck or hurt another, 
so shall the wound be cured; likewise, if any one shall 
draw the halter werewith a malefactof was hung across the 
throat of one who has the quinsey, it certainly cures him in 
three hours; also, the herb cinque-foil being gathered be- 
fore the sun, one leaf thereof, cures the tertian, and four 
quartan ague. Rape seed sown with cursings and impre- 
cations, grows the fairer, and thrives, but with praises the 
reverse. The juice of deadly nightshade, distilled, and 
given in a proportionate quantity, makes the party imagine 
almost whatever you choose. The herb nip, being heated 
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long as you retain that herb. The herbs arsenoent, com- 
frey, flaxwood, dragon wort, adder’* tongue, being steeped 
in cold water, and for some time applied on a wound of 
ulcer, they grow warm, and, buried in a muddy place, 
cureth the wound or sore to which they were applied. 
Again, if any one pluck the leaves of asara'acc'a drawing 
them upwards, they will purge another, who is ignorant o» 
the drawing, by vomit only; but if they are wrestled down- 
ward to the earth, they purge by stool. A sapphire or a 
stone that is cf a deep blue color, if it be rubbed on a tu- 
mor, wherein the plaguy discovers itself (before the party 
is too far gone) and by and by it be removed from the sick, 
the absent jewel attracts all the poison or contagion there- 
from. And thus much is sufficint to be said cocerning na- 
tural occult virtues, where of we speak in a mixed and mis- 
cellaneous manner. 
Of the Art of Fascination, Binding, 
Sorceries, Magical Confections, Lights, 
Candles, Images, Lamps, etc.—We have so 
far spoken concerning the great virtues and wonderful 
efficacy of natural things, it remains now that w.e speak of 
a wonderful power and faculty of fascination ; or, more 
Croperly, a magical and occult binding of men into love or 
atrd, sickness or health ; also, the binding of thieves, 
that they cannot steal in any place, or to bind them that 
they cannot remove, from whence they may be detected; 
the binding of merchants that they cannot buy nor sell; 
the binding of an army that they cannot pass any bounds ; 
the binding of ships, so that no wind, ever so strong, shall 
be able to carry them out of that harbor; the binding of a 
mill, that it cannot, by any means whatsoever, be turned to 
work ; the binding of a cistern or fountain, ;hat the water 
cannot be drawn up out of them; the binding of the ground, 
so that nothing can be built upon it; the binding of fire, 
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ble things that are put to it; also, the binding of lightning 
and tempest*, that they shall do no hurt; the binding of 
dogs, that they cannot bark; also, the binding of bird* and 
beasts, that they shall not be able to run or fly away; and 
things similar to these, which . are hardly creditable, yel 
known by experience. Now how it is these kinds of bind- 
ings are made and brought to pass, we must know. They 
are thus done: by sorceries, collyries, unguents, potions, 
binding to and hanging up of talismans, by charms, incan- 
tations, strong imaginations, affection, passions, images, 
characters, enchantments, imprecations, lights, and by 
sounds, numbers, words, names, invocations, swearings, and 
conjurations. 
Hippomanes.—Poison is in them—they are a poi- 
son to poisonous creatures. We next come to speak of 
hippomanes, which, amongst sorceries, are not accounted 
the least; and this is a little venomous piece of flesh, the 
sire of a fig, and black, which is in the forehead of a colt 
newly foaled, which, unless the mare herself does presently 
eat she will hardly ever love her foals, or let them suck • 
and this is a powerful philter to cause love, if it be pow 
dered, and drank in a cup with the blood of him that is in 
love. Such a potion was given by Medea to Jason. 
Ti.ere is another sorcery which is called hippomanes, 
vir : a venomous liquor issuing from the mare at the time 
she is lusting after the horse. The civet cat, also, abounds 
with sorceries ; for the posts of a door being touched with 
her blood, the arts of jugglers and sorcerers are so invalid 
that evil spirits can by no means be called up, or compelled 
to talk with them; this is Pliny’s report. Also, those that 
are annointed with the oil" of her feet, being boiled with 
the ashes of the ancle-bone of the same and the blood of 
a weasel, shall become odious to all. The same, also, is to 
be done with the eye being decocted. If any one has a 
little of the strait-gut of this animal about him, and it is 
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■pon a woman, it will csuse her to follow him at all oppor- 
tunities: and the akin of thia animal’s forehead withstands 
witchcraft. 
We next come to apeak of the blood of a basiliak, which 
magicians call the blood of Saturn. This procures (by its 
virtue) for him that carries it about him, good success of 
petitions from great men; likewise makes him amazingly 
successful in the cure of disease, and the grant of any pri- 
vilege. They say, also, that a stone bitten by a mad dog 
causes discord, if he put into drinks ; and if any one shall 
put the tongue of a dog, dried, into his shoe, or some of 
the powder, no dog is able to bark at him who has it; and 
more powerful this, if the herb hound’s tongue be put with 
it. And the membrane of the secudine does the same 5 
likewise will not bark at him who has the heart of a dog 
in his pocket. . 
The red toad (Pliny says) living in briars and brambles, 
ia full of sorceries, and is cap ble of wonderful things. 
There is a little bone in his left side, which being cast into 
cold water, makes it presently hot, by which, also, the rage 
of doga ia restrained, and their love procured if it be put 
in their drink, making them faithful and serviceable; if it 
be bound to a woman, it stirs up lust, On the contrary, 
the bone which is on the right side makes hot water cold, 
•nd it binds so that no heat can make it hot while it there 
remains. It is a certain eure for quartans, if it be bound 
to the sick in a snake’s skin ; and likewise cures all fevera, 
the St. Anthony’s fire, and restrains lust. And the spleen 
■nd heart are effectual antidotes pf the 'said toad. Thus 
much Pliny writes. 
jAlso it is said, that the sword with which a man is slaia 
has wonderful power; for if the snaffle of a bridle or bit 
or spurs, be made of it, with these a horse ever so wild ia 
tamed, and made gentle and obedient. They say, if we 
dip a aword, with which any one was behe ided, in wine, 
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it. There is a liquor wade, by which men are made a« 
ragi~g wnd furious as a bear, imagining- themselves in every 
respect to be changed into one; and this is done, while 
the force operates ; lie will fancy every living creature to 
be just lik himself; neither can any thing divert or cure 
him till the fumes of the liquor are entirely expended. 
This is wonderful, and strictly true. 
Of the Occult Virtue of filings which 
are Inherent in them only in their 
.Life-time, and such as remain in them 
even after Death.—Democritus writes, that if any 
one should take out the tongue of a water-frog, no other 
part of the animal sticking to it, and lay it upon the place 
whera the heart beats of a young woman, she is compelled, 
against her will, to answer whatever you shall ask her. 
Also, take the eyes of a frog, which must be exti acted be- 
fore sunris", and bound to the sick party, and the frog to be 
let go blind into the water again, the party shall be cured 
of ague ; also, the same will, being bound with the flesh of 
a nightingale, in the skin of a hart, keep a person always 
wakeful, without sleeping. Also, the roe of the fork-fish 
being bound to the naval, is said to cause women an easy 
child-birth, if it be taken from it alive, and the fish put into 
the sea again. So the ri .:ht eye of a serpent bein ' applied 
to the soreness of eyes cures the same, if the serpent be 
.et go alive. Likewise, the tooth of a mole being taken out 
•live, and afterwards let go, cures the tooth-ache; and 
dogs will never bark at those who have the tail of a weasel 
that has escaped. Democritus says, that if the tongue of 
the cameleon *be taken alive, it conduces to good success 
in trials and likewise to women in labor. 
There are many properties that remain after death, and 
these are things in which the idea of the matter is less 
•wallowed up, according to Plato, in them; even aftet 
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tferftil things, a* in the skin of several wild beasts, which 
Will corrode and eat one another after death ; also a drum 
made of the rocket fish drives all creeping things at what 
distance soever the sound of it is heard, and the strings of 
an instrument made of the guts of a wolf, and being strain- 
ed upon a harp or lute, with strings made of sheep-guts, 
will make no harmony. But the gut of a cat is infinitely 
delightful. 
Paracelsus and Helmont both agree, that the toad, al- 
though so irreverent to the sight of man, and so noxious to 
the touch, and of such strong violent antipathy to the blood 
of man, we say, out of this hatted, Divine Providence has 
prepared a remedy against manifold diseases most inimical 
to man’s nature. The toad has a natural aversion to man, 
and this sealed image or idea of hatred he carries in his 
head and eyes, and most powerfully throughout his whole 
body. 
A Series of Wonderful Cures Effected 
by tlie Powers of Natural and Celes- 
tial Magic .—Helmont mentions a stone he saw, and 
had in his possesion, which cured all disorders, the plague 
not excepted. We shall relate the circumstances in his own 
words, which are as follows : 
“There was a certaih Irishman, whose name was Butler, 
being sometime great with James, King of England, he 
being detnined in the prison of the Castle of Vilvord ; and 
taking pity on one Baillius, a certain Franciscan monk, a 
most famous preacher of Gallo Britain, who was also im- 
pr’soned, having an erysiplas in his arm. On a certain 
evening, when the monk did not despair, he swiftly tinged 
* certain stone in a spoonful of almond milk, and presently 
withdrew it thence. So he says to the keeper;—“ Reach 
this supping to that poor monk, and how much soever he 
shall take thereupon, he shall be whole, at least within a 
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to the great admiration of the keeper and the sidle man, 
not kuowing from whence so sudden health shone upon him, 
seeing that he was ignorant that he had taken anything, for 
his left arm being before hugeley swollen, fell down as that 
it could scarcely be discerned from the other. On the 
morning following, we being entreated by some great men, 
came to Vilvord, as witnesses of his deeds; therefore we 
contracted a friendship with Butler. Soon afterwards we 
saw a poor old woman, a laundress, who, from the age of 
sixteen years, had laboured with an intolerable megrim, 
cured in my p;esence. Indeed, he, by the way lightly dip* 
ped the same little stone in a spoonful of oil of olives, and 
presently cleansed the same stone by licking it with his 
tongue, and laid it up in his snuff-box ; but that spoonful of 
oil, whereof only one drop he commanded to be anoin- 
ted over the head of the aforesaid old woman, was thus 
thereby straightway cured and remained whole, which wa 
ean attest as we were amazed.” 
Prophyry considered that, by certain vapors exhaled from 
proper fumagations, serial spirits are raised, also, thunder 
and lightning, and the like: as the liver of a chameleon, 
being burnt on the house top, will raise showers and light- 
ning, the seme effect has the head and throat, if they are 
burnt with oaken wood. 
And there is another yet more wonderful. If any one 
shall take images, artificially painted, or written letters, 
and, in a clear night, set them against the beams of the 
full moon, these resemblances being multiplied in the air, 
and caught upwards, and reflected back together with the 
beams of the moon, another man. that is knowing to the 
thing, at a long distance, sees, reads, and knows them ia 
the very compass and circle of the moon, which art of de- 
claring secrets is indeed very profitable for town and cities 
that are besieged-, being a thing which Pythagoras long 
since did, and which is not unknown to many in these days. 
There are some fumigations under the influence of the The Phantom Ship. 
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■tan, that game Image* of spirits to appear In the air or 
elsewhere; if corriander, smallage, henbane and hemlock 
be made to fume, by invocations, spirits will soor come 
"together, being the vapors which are most congrrous to 
their Own natures; hence they are called the herbs of the 
spirits. Also, if a fume be made of the root of the reedy 
herb sapagen, with the juice of hemlock and henbane, and 
the herb tapfus barbatus, red ganders and black poppv, it 
will likewise make strange shapes appear, but if a suffume 
be ma e of smallage, it chases them away, and destroys 
their visions. Again, if a perfume be made of calimint, 
cinny, mint and j alma christi, it drives away all evil spirits 
and vain imaginations. Likewise, by certain fumes, ani- 
mals are gathered together and put to flight. Pliny men- 
tions concerning the stone liparis, that with the fume 
thereof, all beasts are attracted together. The bones in 
the upper part of the throat of a hart being burnt, chases 
away the same. Also, the lungs of an ass being burnt, 
puts all poisonous things to flight; so does red pepper. 
Now there are certain fumigations used to almost all our 
Instruments of magic, such as images, rings, etc. For 
some of the magicians say, that if any one shall hide gold 
or silver, or any other such like precious .fling (the moon 
being in conjunction with the sun), and shall perfume the 
place with corriander, saffron, henbane, smallage and black 
poppy, of each the same quantity, and bruised together, 
and tempered wi'h the juice of hemlock, that thing'which 
is so hid shall never be taken away therefrom, but that 
spirits shall continually keep it; and if any one shall 
endeavor to take it away by force, they shall be hurt, or 
struck with a frenzy, or become sick, And Hermes says, 
there is nothing like the fume of spermaceti for the raising 
up of spirits; therefore, if a fume be made of lignum 
aloes, pepper-wort, saffron and red storax, together with 
the blood of a lap-wing, it will gather airy spirits to the 
place where it is used ; and if it be used about the graves 
m£ the dead, it will attract soirits thither. 106 
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The learned Proclous gives an example of a spirit that 
appeared in the form of a lion, furious and raging, by set- 
ting a white cock before the apparition it soon vanished 
away because there is so great a contrariety between a 
cock and a lion—aud let this suffice for a general observa- 
tion in these kinds of things. 
By what means Magicians and Necro- 
mancers call forth the Souls of Dead.— 
It is manifest that the souls after death dn as yet love their 
bodies which they left, as those souls do whose bodies want 
due burial, or have left their bodies by violent deaih. and 
yet wander about their carcasses in a troubled and moist 
spirit, beings, as it were, allured by something which has 
an affinity with them, the means being known, by which, 
in time past, they were joined to their bodies, they may bo 
called forth and allured by the like vapors, liquors and cer- 
tain artificial lights, songs, sounds, etc , which moves the 
imaginative and spiritual harmony of the soul, and sacred 
invocations, etc. 
Necromancy has its name because it works on the bodies 
•f the dead, and subterraneous spirits, alluring them into 
the carcasses of the dead by charms, and infernal invo- 
cations, and by deadly sacrifices and wicked oblations. 
There are two kinds of necromancy: raising the carcas- 
ses. which is not done without blood; the other in which 
the calling up of the shadow only suffices. To conclude, 
works all its experiments by the carcasses of the slain 
snd their bones and members, and what is from them. 
Dismissing now the discourse of ancient writers upon 
the subject of sorcery and alchemy. We will disclose to 
our readess some of the wonderful feats of the wizards 
of our own times. These tricks when performed in • 
skillful manner, will amuse and mystjfy all who behold 
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The Invisible Chicken or Enchant- 
ed Egg-Bag.- -You must provide two or three >ards of 
eaiico, or printed linen, and make a double bag. On the 
mouth of the bag, on that side n-ext to you, make four or 
five little purses, putting two or three eggs in each pu~se, 
end do so till you have filled that side ntxt to you, and 
have a hole in one end of it, that no more than two or three 
eggs may come out at once, having another made exactly 
like the former, that the one may not be known from the 
other; and then put a living hen into that bag, and 
hang it on hook near were you stand. The manner of per- 
forming it is this:—Take the egg-bag, and put both your 
hands in it, and turn it inside and say, “ Gentlemen, you 
tee there is nothing in my bag and in turning it again you 
must slip some of the eggs out of the purses, as many as 
you think fit; and then turn your bag again, and show the 
company that it is empty, and turning it again, you com- 
mand more eggs to come out; and when all are come out 
but one, you must take that egg and shew it to the com- 
pany, and then drop away your egg-bag and take up yonr 
hen-bag, shaking out your hen, pigeon, or any other fowl. 
This is a noble fancy if well handled. 
How to make a Person Jump.—This feat 
le more for pastime then any thing else. You must have a 
post of about five or six inches long, and get it turned hol- 
low throughout, so that you may have a screw made just to 
fit, and then put a needle at each end of the screw, and 
have two holes so contrived in the post that you may fasten 
two strings in the screw, so as when you pull on one end 
of the string the needle will run into your thumb, whiclt 
will cause great laughter to the company. 
or Blowing-Book.—Take a book 
seven inches long, and about five inches broad, and let 
there be forty-nine leaves, that is seven timss seven con- 
tained therein, so as you may cut upon the edges of each 
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with a gouge made for that purpose, and let them be t>nt 
Inch distant; paint every thirteenth or fouiteenth page, 
which is the end of every sixth leaf and beginning of every 
seventh, with like colors or pictures ; cut off with a pair of 
scissors every notch of the first leaf, leaving one inch of 
paper, which will remain half a quarter of an inch above 
that leaf; leave another like inch in the second part of the 
second leaf, clipping away an inch of p iper in the highest 
place above it, and all notches below the same, and orderly 
to the third and fourth, so that there shall rest upon each 
leaf only one nick of paper above the rest, one high uncut, 
an inch of paper must answer to the first directly, so as 
when you have cut the first seven leaves in such a manner 
as described, you are to begin the self same order at the 
eighth leaf, decending the same manner to the cutting 
other seven leaves to twenty-one, until you have passed 
through every leaf all the thickness of your book. 
Gun Cottou—How Prepared.—The cotton 
used for this purpose must be free from all extraneous mat- 
ter. It is desirable to operate on the clean fibres of cotton 
in a dry state, by means of nitric and sulphuric acid. Thesa 
are mixed together in one part nitric to three of sulphuric- 
in any vessel not liable to be affected by the acids. A 
great degree of heat being generated by the mixture, it it 
left to cool until its temperature falls to fifty degrees Fah- 
renheit. The cotton is then immersed in it; and, in order 
that it may become thoroughly saturated with the acids, it 
is stirred with a glass rod. #The cottou should be introdu- 
ced in as open a state as practicable. The acids are then 
drawn off, and the cotton gently pressed to take out the 
acids, after which it is covered up in the vessel and allowed 
to stand sixty to eighty minutes ; it is then washed in a 
continuous flow of water until the presence of the acids is 
not indicated by the test of litmus paper; dip the cotton in 
a weak solution of carbonate of potash; that will remove any 
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64n be used In the above state ; but to increase its explosi** 
power, dip it in a weak solution of potash, then dry in an 
oven heated by hot air or steam to about one hundred and 
fifty degrees Fahrenheit 
SYMPATHETIC INKS 
For Yellow. — Write with muriate of antimony) 
when dry wash with tincture of galls. 
Black. — Write with a solution of green vitrol, and 
wash with tincture of galls. 
Blue .—Nitrate of cobalt, and wash with oxalic acid. 
Yellow. — Subacetate of lead, wash with hydrochlo 
ric acid. 
Green. — Arsenate of potash, wash with nitrate oi 
copper. 
Brown.—Prussiate of potash is the wash over nitrate 
copper. 
Purple.—“Solution of gold and muriate of tin. 
Black.—Perchloride of mercury; the wash is hydro" 
chloride of tin. 
Sympathetic Lamp.—This lamp is put upon a 
table; the conjurer gives a signal to the confederate to 
blow in a pipe, without directing the wind to the place 
where it is laid, and nevertheless it extinguishes it imme- 
diately, as if some person had blown it out. Explanation* 
—The candlestick which bears the lamp contains a pair of 
bellows in its bagis, by which the wind is conveyed straight 
to the flame through a little pipe. The confederate, under 
the floor, or behind the curtain, in moving the machinery 
concealed under the table, makes the bellows blow to ear 
tinguish the lamp in the moment desired. 110 
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The Gas Candle. — Provide a strong glass bottit 
which will contain about eight ounces, or hall a pint, into 
which put a few pieces of sine ; then mix half an ounce of 
sulphuric acid with four ounces of water, pour it into tho 
bottle upon the sine; fit the mouth closely with a cork, 
through which put a metal tube which ends upwards in a 
fine opening; the mixture in the bottle will soon effervesce, 
and hydrogen gas will rise through the tube. When it has 
escaped for about a minute apply a lighted taper to the tube, 
and the gas will burn like a candle, but with a pale flame. 
Its brightness may be increased to brilliancy by sifting over 
it a small quantity of magnesia. 
Ice made in a Red Hot Vessel.—Take a 
platinum cup and heat it red hot; in it pour a small quan- 
tity of water; then the same quantity of sulphuric acids 
a sudden evaporation will ensue, then invert the cup and a 
small mass of ice will drop out. The principle is this S 
sulphuric acid has the property of boiling water when it is 
at a temperature below the freezing point, and w,hen poured 
in a heated vessel the suddenness of the evaporation occa- 
sions a degree of cold sufficient to freeze water. 
Liquid carbonic acid takes a high position for its freezing 
qualities. In drawing this curious liquid from its power- 
ful reservoirs it evaporates so rapidly as to freeze, and it is 
then a light, porous mass, like snow. If a small quantity 
•f this is drenched with ether the degree of cold produced 
is even more intolerable than boiling water. A drop or 
two of this mixture produces blister, just as if the skin had 
been burned. It will freeze mercury in five to ten minutes. 
Magical Colors. — Put half a table-spoonrui oi 
syrup of violets, and three table-spoonfuls of water Into a 
(lass, stir them well together with a stick, and put half 
the mixture into another glass. If you add a few drop* of 
•cid of vitrol into one of the glasses and stir it, it will 
be changed into crimson. Put a few drops of fixed alkali 
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ehaage to preen. If you drop slowly into the preen liquor 
from the aide ef the piaaa a few dropa of acid of vitrol, 
you wdl perceive crimson at the bottom, purple in the mid- 
dle, and preen at the top ; and by iiddinp a little fixed al- 
kali dissolved to the other glass, the same colors will appear 
ia different order. 
The Magic Nosegay Blowing at the 
Word Of Command.—The branches of this nose 
gay may be made of rolled paper, of tin, or any other mat- 
ter whatever, provided they be hollow or empty. They 
must, in the first place, be pierced in several places, in or 
der to apply to them little masses of wax, representing 
flowers and fruits. Secondly, this wax must be enveloped 
with some gummed taffety, or a very thin gold-beater's 
skin. Thirdly, these envelopings murt be quickly glued to 
the branches, so as to seem a part of them, or at least a 
prolongation. Fourthly, the colors of the flowers and fruits 
they represent, must be given them. Fifthly, the wax 
must be heated till it melts, and runs down the branches 
and handle of the nosegay. 
After this preparation, if you pump the air through the 
stem of the nosegay, the enveloping will of course contract 
themselves, so as to appear withered, etc., and as yeu blow, 
the wind penetrating into the ramifications of the brunches, 
the envelopings, like serostalical balloons, dilate themselves 
so as to resume their primitive and blowing appearance. 
To perform this trick you must begin by twisting and 
dressing lightly all these envelopings, and render them al- 
most invisible, by making them to enter into the branches 
of the nosegay : then the nosegay must be placed in a kind 
of bottle, containing a little pair of bellows, and of which 
the moveable bottom being put in motion by the machinery 
in the table, may swell the envelopings at the moment 
required. 
Theory of the Jew’s Harp.—If you cause 
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duce a very low sound; but if you place it before a cavity 
(as the mouth) containing a column of air, which vibrates 
much faster, but in the proportion of any simple multriple, 
it will then produce other and higher sounds, dependent 
apon the reciprocation of that portion of the air. Now the 
bulk of air in the mouth can be altered in its force, sise, 
and other circumstences, so as to produce by reciprocation, 
many different sounds; and these are the sounds belonging 
to the Jew’s Harp. 
HOW to Hat Fire.—Annoint your tongue with li- 
quid storax, and you may put hot iron or fire coals into 
your mouth, and without burning you. This is a very dan- 
gerous trick to be done, and those who practice it ought to 
use all means they can to prevent danger. We never saw 
one of those fire-eaters that had a good complexion. 
Tlie Miniature River on Fire.—Let fall a 
few drops of phosphoriied ether on a lump of loaf sugar, 
place the sugar in a bowl of warm water, and a beautiful 
appearance will be instantly exhibited; the effect will be 
increased if the surface of the water, by blowing gently 
wiih the breath, be made to undulate. 
Tlie Dancing Card.—One of the company is 
desired to draw a card, which the conjuror shuffles again 
with the others, and then orders it to appear upon the wall; 
the card instantly obeys, then advancing by degrees and 
according to orders, it a scends in astraight line, from right 
to left; it disappears on the top of a wall, and a moment 
after it appears again, and continues to dance upon a hor- 
ieontal line etc., etc. This trick is simple. It consists, in 
the first place, in obtaining a forced card drawn, which is 
easily known by the card being larg.er than the rest; after 
having shuffled it with the others, it is taken out of the 
rck, t e better to impose upon the company. The irstant 
is ordered to appear on the wall, the compeer or invisible 
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fastened a similar card, which comes ont from behind a glass; 
another thread drawn very tight, on which it slides, by the 
means of some very small silk rings fastened, running there- 
on, prescribes its motion and progress. 
Gun Trick.—Having provided yourself with a fowling- 
piece, permit any person to load it, retaining for yourself the 
privilege of putting in the ball, to the evident satisfaction of 
the company, but instead of which you must provide yourself 
with an artificial one made of black lead, which may be easily 
concealed between your fingers, and retain the real ball in your 
possession, producing it after the gun has been discharged; 
and a mark having been previously put upon it, it will instant- 
ly be acknowledged. This trick is quite simple, as the artifi- 
cial ball is easily reduced to a powder on the application of a 
ramrod; besides, the smallness of the balls preclude all dis- 
covery of the deception. 
The Invisible Springs.—Take two pieces of white 
cotton cord, precisely alike in length; double each of them 
separately, so that their ends meet; then tie them together, 
very neatly, with a bit of fine cotton thread, at the part where 
they double, (i. e. the middle.) This must all he done before- 
hand. 
When you are about to exhibit the sleight, hand round two 
other pieces of cord exactly similar in length and appearance 
to those which you prepared, but not tied, and desire your 
company to examine them. You then return to your table, 
placing these cords at the edge, so that they may fall (appar- 
ently accidently) to*the ground behind the table; stoop to 
pick them up, but take up the prepared ones instead, which 
you have previously placed there, and lay them on the table. 
Having proceeded thus far, you take round for examination 
three ivory rings; those given to children when teething, and 
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When the rings have undergone a sufficient scrutiny, pass the 
prepared double cords through them, and the two ends of the 
other to another. Do not let them pull hard, or the thread will 
break, and your trick be discovered. Request the two persons 
to approach each other, and desire each to give you one end of 
the cord which he holds, leaving to him the choice. You then 
say, that, to make all fast, you will tie these two ends together, 
which you do, bringing the knot down so as to touch the rings, 
and returning to each person the end of the cord next to him, 
you state that this trick is performed by the rule of contrary, 
and that when you desire them to pull hard, they are to slac- 
ken, and vice versa, which is likely to create much laughter, as 
they are certain of making many mistakes at first. 
During this time you are holding the rings on the forefinger 
of each hand, and with the other fingers preventing your as- 
sistants separating the cords prematurely, during their mis- 
takes; you at length desire them, in a loud voice, to slacken, 
when they will pull hard, which will break the thread, the 
rings remaining in your hands, whilst the strings will remain 
unbroken; let them be again examined, and desire them to 
look for the springs in the rings. 
The Vicar Puffed. —This is an amusing toy, at which 
the sternest philosopher, nay, even Heraclitis, of weeping 
memory, could not refrain from laughing at. It is a small 
ball of India rubber, on which is painted a true likeness of the 
parish parson, who is well known; it is then fixed to a forcing 
air syringe, by which the ball is easily distended ; and as the 
air is forced into the ball, it becomes gradually increased in 
magnitude, swelling like the gourd of Jonah; the countenance 
of the vicar, parson, or other person, expands until it has at- 
tained the prodigious size of the full moon, still retaining all 
the character and expression of the features, .without any al- 
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ttmes its original dimensions, is sufficient to make a company 
shout with good humour, till they are actually convulsed with 
laughter. .. 
Combustion in and under Water—Will-o’- 
the-wisp.—Take a glass tumbler three parts filled with 
water, and drop into it two or three lumps of phosphuret of 
lime; a decomposition will take place, and phosphuretted 
hydrogen gas be produced, bubbles of which will rise through 
the water, and taking fire immediately, they burst through ths 
surface, terminating in beautiful ringlets ol smoke, which will 
continue until the phospuret of lime is exhausted. 
Fill a saucer with water, and let fall into it a grain or two Of 
potassium ; the potassium will instantly burst into flame, 
with a slight explosion, and burn vividly on the surface of the 
water, darting at the same time from one side of the vessel to 
the other, with great violence, in the form of a beautiful red 
hot fire-ball. 
The Magician’s Snowball.—Take a cup and All it 
with rice, then change it into a handkerchief. To do this trick 
you have two cups (tin) made to fit one within the other, bn. 
let the outside cup be about two inches deeper than the inside 
one; let the rims be turned square down all round, but let 
that of the inside cup be a trifle larger than the outside one, 
so that when the tin cover (which you must also have) is put 
over them it will fit sufficiently tight to lift out the inside cup 
when it is taken off. Previous to performing this trick you 
must place in the bottom of the deep cup a white pocket hand- 
kerchief ; then place the other cup in it, after which bring it 
out in presence of the audience: then fill the inside cup (which 
to the audience appears to be the only cup) with rice, place 
the cover over it, after which repeat the mystic words Presto, 
PraciUo, Pass; then remove the cover, and the inside cap 
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take out the handkerchief, and it will greatly astonish those 
who see it. 
The Astonishing Hindoo Miracle.— 
Take a child and place it on a table, then turn a basket 
over it, the child cries, the performer grows indignant, 
and pierces a sword through the basket, the child shrieks 
and apparently struggles in death, the sword is withdrawn 
and blood drips from it, the basket is removed but no child 
is to be seen. To do this trick, you have to use the trick- 
table, and also have a confederate ; the table is made with 
a trap-door, fastened on the underside of the table ; the 
child is trained up to the trick, consequently knows when 
to cry and when not; the child is placed upon the table 
on the trapdoor, at which time it commences to cry; a 
basket is then placed over it, on the inside of which, and 
next to the performer, is fastened a piece of common 
sponge saturated with blood or its representative, while 
the performer is making preparation to complete the trick 
his confederate opens the trap-d"or of the table, and lets 
the child down, but leaves the door open, the child still 
continues to cry, the performer apparently becomes indig- 
nant, and takes a sword and pierces it throug the basket, 
and at the same time through the sponge saturated with 
blood, at which time the child shrieks, then the confeder- 
ate closes the door, which gives the sound of the child a 
dying appearance; after the sword is withdrawn, the 
blood that was in the sponge is that which drips from it. 
This trick produces more terrific sensation than almost any 
other trick that is performed. 
To kill a Bird and restore it to Life 
again.—To do this trick, you must have a box put to- 
geihei with screws; one end, however, has but one screw 
on each side, which acts as a hinge for the end to work 
on, but, that it may have the appearance of being s< lid you 
put in two false screws below those on which the end 
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ft appear tc tiie audience that you actually restore life to a 
bird, you rrjuat have two birds just alike ; you have one se- 
creted under the table, (trick-table;) you then in presence 
of the audience kill the other, and request some one to put 
it in this bo* and put the top on the box ; after they have 
put the top on, you take the dox and set it on your trick 
table, then take your handker hief and tie one corner to 
the ring that is in the solid end of the box, and then bring 
your handkerchief over the lop of the box and pretend to 
to be tying the other corner to the other ring, but before 
you tie it. push the end of the I ox in and take out the dear 
bird, at the same time put in the live one, then catching 
the ring, pull out the end and tie the handkerchief in that 
ring also ; then take the box and turn it over a time or 
two. after which remove the handkerchief and ask some one 
to take the top off the box, and as he does, out flies the 
living bird, which greatly astonishes those who witness 
the trick. 
To Change Salt into Sugar.—This, as the 
the two preceding tricks, and many others that might be 
mentioned if necessary, is done w:th the same box, except 
after you have placed a cup of salt in the box, and you have 
tied the handkerchief over it as in the bird trick, you then 
take a little lump of sugar and place it on the top of the 
box, after which say some mystic words, then take the hand- 
kerchief off, and ask som ■ one to lift the top off. and take 
out the cup of salt, which to their astonishment is a cup of 
sugar. 
Turning a Glove into a Bird, etc.—This 
is done precisely in the same way, and with the s me box 
that restoring life to a bird is done, except instead of kill- 
ing a bird, you borrow a glove from a lady present, and 
drop it into the box, then proceed as in the above trick. 
The Magic Ring.—Make a ring large enough to 
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a largn transparent atone, to the bottom of which muat ha 
fixed a small piece of black silk, that may be either drawn 
aside or expanded by urning the stone round. Under the 
■ilk is to be the figure of a small card. 
Then make a person draw the same sort of card as that 
at the bottom of the ring, you tell him to burn it with the 
candle. Having first shown him the ring, you take part of 
the burnt card, and reducing it to powder, you rub the 
atone with it, and at the same time turn it artfully about, 
ao that the small card at the bottom may come in view. 
The Card in the Opera Glass.—Provide an 
opera glass about two inch's and a half long, the tube of 
which is to be of ivory, and so thin that the light may pass 
through it. In this tube place a lens of two inches and a 
quarter focus, so that a card of about three-quarters of an 
inch long may appear the size of a common card. At the 
bottom of the tube there is to be a circle of black paste- 
board, to which must be fastened a small card with figures 
an both sides, by iwo threads of silk, in such manner that, 
by turning the tube, either side of the card may be visible. 
You then offer two cards in a pack to two persons, which 
they ure to draw, and that are the same as those in the 
glass. After which you show each of them the card he 
has drawn, in the glass by turning it to the proper position. 
The better to induce the parties to draw the two cards, 
place them first on the top of the pack, and then by making 
the pass bring them to the middle. When you can make 
the pass in a dexterous manner, it is preferable, on manj 
eccassions, to the long card, which obliges you to change 
the pack frequently; for otherwise, it would be observed 
that the same card is always drawn, and doubtless 
suspicion. 
The Inexaustible Bottle.—This well-known 
trick has many pussling points for those who witness M'Ai- 
ister, Wyman or Anderson pour over one hundred glasses 
•f liquor from a small bottle; and, what adds to the aston- 
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from the bottle. This trick is thus explained: The glasses 
ere so small :hat a quart bottle will fill seventy-five or a 
hundred j the glasses are arranged on a tray in a particular 
manner by the wizard before the performance logins. The 
bottle is filled with the following mixture! spirits of wine, 
water and sugar; in the bottom of each glass is a drop oi 
two of Paul de Veres’ Flavoring Extract, as Noyeau, 
Vanilla, Lemon, Punch, Essence of Brandy, Port, Sherry, 
etc. You are thus enabled to convert a tolerable resem- 
blance of any fluid that is likely to he called for, and you 
ean thus supply more than one hundred persons a half sip 
ef their favorite beverage from the inexhaustible bottle. 
To Melt a Coin in a Nut-shell.—'Taka 
three parts of nitre, freed from its water of cryst lization, 
and one of very fine dry saw-dust, and rub them intimately 
together. If a portion of this powder he pressed down in 
a walnut shell, and a small silver or copper co n, rolled up, 
be laid on the powder, and then the shell be filled with 
more powder, pressed down closely, and then ignited, the 
•oin will be found melted at the bottom, whilst the shell 
will only be blackened. 
WHAT SORT OF KISSES 
Different Women Love beat. 
Oar Northern and onr Southern misses 
lifp-servlce love, and doat on kisses; 
A itolen kies the flrtt will capture, 
The second ones embrace with raptnre. 
A Russian lass her lover clips, 
And seems to grow npon his lips; 
Circassian Maids 1 their pleasure height'nlnc) 
Bectrlc kisses choose like lightning, 
Turkish fair ones kiss and tew. 120 
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And linger to prolong their joy. 
Italian virgins, who are vainer, 
▲re fond of hunting liks Diana, 
Until, o’ertaken out of breath, 
They’re ready to be kissed to death | 
A Spanish Bonaroba ever 
Appears so loth her Ups to sever. 
From him she worships—they entwiaa 
Like two fond branches of a vine. 
A German, Swiss, or Dutch adorer 
Kiss slow and sure, resembling Flora, 
Who kisses every fruit tree slowly, 
Producing blossoms sweet and holy. 
French belles, who lure us with their «y«K 
All dearly love to tantalize; 
And British damsels, rather silly, 
Appear at first extremely chilly, 
Yet all the while their hearts, like froth 
Grow ripe for every kiss takes root 
Upon their nervous lips—a rover 
Klght then be kissing them all over. 
A Welsh girl likes an amorous fight, 
And while you kiss her, she will bit*, 
Covuls’d delirious with delight 
A Scottish Lassie would ye court I 
Salute her, for she loves the sport 
And frolic with the winsome fairy, 
As Burns once wooed his Highland Karyi 
And 0 the Shelahs I Erin’s houris, 
(We do not mean Hibernian Fairies), 
Bat Irish Beauties—mind the rumor, 
To kiss them “ when they’re in the huaar.* 
Between brunettes and blonds, the art 
Of kissing soon is learned by heart; 
One likrs it slow, the other quick, 
Borne like to pause and play a trick *, 
Bor give their vital spirits vent 
Like past endurance, when they awoMl 
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Will prematurely crave a boon. 
Ihua women may be caHght like 
If we have baits to meet their wishes. 
Man feels a thrilling titilatlon, 
Electrified In every nation, 
To kiss the girls by inspiration. 
Fair Eve returned what Adam gave her, 
(Forbidden fruit), she liked the flavor; 
And kissing always goes by favor. 
A Competence witliin the reach of alL 
Money-making Pursuits for the Honest and 
Industrious. 
Process simple—Profits enormous. 
The Crystal Honey, with respect to which we shall 
aow endeavor to give you information, is an article of very 
superior excellence, and fast receiving universal favor for 
general use at the table of private families, and at public 
hotels. 
The Bee, you are aware, is the most industrious of 
winged insects—indefatigably active in roaming from flower 
to flower, culling sweets from all, and, with those sweets, 
many of the medical properties of the shrubs from the 
flowers of which the bees gather their honey. The busy 
bee may thus be said to be a natural chemist — chemist if 
nature. Hence, the nutritious and medical properties of 
pure honey, and of the value of honey for universal family 
aso. 
The foregoing idea made it a desideratum to endeavor 
to manufacture honey on bee principles, with the view to 
benefit society with the blessing of a plentiful supply. 
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•lose examination into the nature and properties of plants, 
with consequent large expenditure of time (which is moneyf 
and of money itself, the beans of making Honet on Bee 
FRinciplks wag successfully ascertained, and the celebrated 
Crystal Honey is the result. 
The means or mode of preparing it are duly secured by 
Utters patent, and as the law exacts heavy penalties for the 
smallest breach of such letters patent you will comprehend at 
a glance why we have made ourselves secure in the possession 
of our recipe. 
There are persons who offer recipes of a similar charao* 
ter. These persons have stolen a certain portion of our 
recipe, but not daring to copy it entire, the processes they 
•ell are, of course, entirely worthless. We only mention 
these facts that those who have not yet been victimised 
may avoid the sweetened baitg spread to catch them. 
All persons are moie or less aware that honey should be 
in the possession of every houshold, and it would be so, if 
•very family could have it at a moderate price, and without 
trouble to obtain it. As a health-establishing nutriment in 
the chamber of the invalid, and as a delicious luxury for 
the table, Crystal Honey cannot be too much approved 
nor too highly recommended. Hitherto, all honey has been 
so scarce, however, and so difficult to manufacture—for that 
is the proper term—thousands have had to forego the um 
of it. 
Disappointment of bee-raisers is proverbial. It is said 
to he as difficult to manage a few hives of bees as it is to 
take proper charge of a cotton mill. Hence, the great 
scarcity of honey, and hence the great value of our recipe 
for making the beautiful Crystal Honey, which we are 
herein drawing your special attention to. 
Our already stated elaborate researches have abiogated 
the necessity of bee process in the preparation of this 
necessary and delicious life-preserver. This recipe, there- 
fsra, is the sublime mode of producing honey t* every MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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ft*feet <u good mo that made by beet, without any of tha 
risk* or other disadvantages consequent upon depending 
oa the hive method alone for the needful supply. 
One of the ingredients of the Crystal Honet, we, is 
all candor, may frankly inform you of: it is the nutrition« 
bark of the slippery elm, pulverized—a small quantity of 
which will change a common milk pail full of wirm water 
into a milk-pailful of substantial, rich, creamy, bee-honey- 
eonsistenoy liquid 
Now, the medical virtue of the bark of slippery elm is 
well known; it invigorates the decaying—affo ds strength 
to the weak, energy to the spirits of the s rong — purifies 
the scrofulous, and gives relief to the dyspeptic. Bark of 
slippery elm is given with good effect even to infants. It 
contains more or less of the medical virtues of all plants in 
creation. Hence its transparent assimilation to the re- 
searches of the bees throughout the floioer glories of expansive 
mature. 
These facts are brought to your special notice that you 
may the better be able fully to recognize the value of the 
life-preserving, sickness-dispelling excellence of the am- 
brosial Crystal Honey prepared from our celebrated 
recipe. 
There are eight other articles (components) besides the 
slipppry elm bark (pulverized), anyone of which absent, it 
would not be possible to Cieate the bee-principle-consistency 
and flavor universally conceded as appertaining, in tho 
completest sense, to our proverbially pure Crystal HonkT. 
Tested by Agriculturists, Chemists and Other*. 
For the satisfaction of fathers of families and of physi* 
•icians, the Crystal Honey has triumphantly passed th« 
severest ordeal of learned scrutiny. The genuine proper* 
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proved, we hope, te your entire satisfaction, we will mow 
enumerate 
ADVANTAGES AND PROFITS 
to reiult from its manufacture and use. 
Our Crystal Honey is, for the price at which it sellst 
the most reasonable sacharine article to be found in any 
portion of the globe. 
By making it agreeably to the instructions contained in 
the recipe, one hundred pounds weight of the Honey can 
be made in lest than half an hour. In tix hours, more 
honey can be produced by the same process than all the 
bee raisers in the United States could supply the market 
with in as many years. Hence, the great importance and 
high value of our Crystal Honey Recipe. 
The Honey can be manufactured at less than seven cents 
per pound. It can be sold any where in as large quantities 
as you may choose to make, and it will bring twenty-five 
cents the pound. This is no untruth. It is a fact. The 
profit on the manufacture may, thus, be readily and reliably 
calculated. It will be found worthy of your own and 
friends' earnest consideration. For the very inconsiderable 
investment of less than seven dollars (without any risk) you 
get twenty-jive dollars return, and in that proportion (25 
for 7), for all the capital you may so invest. But we will 
point out, in figures, prospective profit: 
100 lbs. cost (say) $ 7 sell for $ 25 Profit 9 18 
500 “ 35 “ 125 “ 90 
1,000 “ 70 “ 250 « 180 
10,000 “ 700 “ 2,500 “ 1,800 
A very pretty (so far) annual income, in extent a pros* 
pective fortune : obtainable with small outlay, little trouble, 
and no absolute risk. 
You will perceive, with our recipe, financial independ- 
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As a matter of saving prudence, the Crystal Hojtit 
•rill cake, as a preserve, the place of butter, and gain con- 
tinued favor from housekeeper* for tea and breakfast use, 
as well as, also, for an after-dinner luxury, to eat with 
seasonable fruits and nuts. 
Properly made (according to directions) the Crystal 
Honey will be found to appear like amber, clear and fresh 
—-free from tcax, and unfomenting, like the direct product 
of the hive. It will also keep in any climate. 
Ordinary kitchen utensils of farmers or others are alone 
necessary for making the Honey, and it will be clearly 
perceived that, in calculating the demand for every popu- 
lous village or town, the manufacture of the artirle, as a 
business, will, in a short time, more than double the 
•mount of any capital of all who may devote attention t« 
the subject. 
Regulations for Sale of Crystal Honey Recipe. 
Should you entertain in regard to the quality 
or appearance of our Honey, we will, on receipt of 18 
cents sent to us by mail, forward a small gallipot or 
jar sample of the Honey to your address, by regular mail 
—a cheaper and safer way of sending it than by express. 
Stamps may be remitted. 
When you are fully satisfied of the advantages to accrue 
to you from the disposal of it, tee will tend you the Recipe, 
and the exclusive privilege in the form of a contract (printed 
and stamped), to manufacture and tell it in a town, for the 
small sum of Two Dollars. Those applying first will of 
course have the first choice of territory. 
Rights to manufacture and sell in a town, as soon as dis- 
posed of by us, are immediately recorded, with names of 
the purchasers, so that any infringement of the rights 
granted may be readily discovered. Every honorable pur- 
chaser will, however, comply with our terms, and nofc ia 126 
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any case, manufacture or sell in a town for which he or *ha 
may not have paid the stipulated consideration. Exclusive 
rights for large cities are disposed of separately, and foi 
larger sums, as circumstances or population may warrant. 
No right* will be disposed of for less than Two Dollars. 
The Recipe is worth more than that sum for family use alone. 
N. B. All who address us on the subject of the Crystal 
Honey will take care to wiite the name of their respective 
Town, County and State, with, also, our own address, so 
plaiuly as to prevent the possibility of mistakes. Address 
EUREKA MEDICAL INSTITUTE, 
29 Broadway, New York* 
TESTIMONIALS. 
Eden, McKean, Co., Pa. 
Dear Sirs :—Yours, containing recipe, came dulv to 
hand. I have made some of the honey, and found it all it 
was recommended to be. It is truly marvellous to contem- 
plate how the science of chemistry can be made subser- 
vient to mans’ wishes, in thus imitating so perfectly the na- 
tural product of the busy bee. It sells very readily here at 
fair prices, and is prefered by many to the genuine article 
Please let me know if you have sold the right of Burtville, 
if not, I will take it. Yours truly, J. D. Lefeerts. 
Lebanon, Pa. 
Dear Sirs:—The sample I sent for I have received 
safely by mail. I am very well pleased with the appear 
ance and taste of the honey, and find it difficult to convince 
my folks that it is not a genuine article of superior flavor 
I enclose $2, for which I wish you to send me recipe and 
right for this town, as I intend to go right to work in its 
manufacture and sale. Yours respectfully, A. g. lawrenc*. MEDICAL QUIDS. 
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Williamsport, IndL 
Dkar Sirs :—The receipe, for making a superior ar» 
llcle of honey, you sent me, I have used with the greatest 
success. My only purpose in sending for it was to make 
use of it in my own family, but it is so superior an article 
that I should find no difficulty in selling a larger quantity 
than I have hitherto made up. Write me the lowest price 
for the right of this country. If you have sold no other 
town rights in it yet, I shall want it. Yours truly, 
E. H. Wilkinsor. 
Alba, Pa. 
Pear Sirs :—The honey made according to your recipo 
gives complete satisfaction to all who have tried it in this 
▼ichiity, and I am doing n good business in its manufacture 
and sale. 1 wish to extend my operations, however and 
in this letter please find $2 for the right of Carbondale. 
This town, and the one I now have the right of, will give 
me sufficient employment for the present. Send me eto. 
Tours truly, James Osborn. 
A Trade of a most Lucrative Charac- 
ter.—When we last had occassion to visit Venice—for 
with Byron we say— 
“ I stood in Venice, on the bridge of sighs, 
A palace and a prison on each hand.”— 
We noticed that many persons who had an excellent edti 
nation, dressed and lived well, and mixed in good society* 
Were known to be wituout property. They had incomes, 
we were told, but no estates. A great many of these peo- 
pie would disappear from sight a day or two in the week 
and nobody knew where they went. In fact, this thing 
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being used to it, paid an/ attention to the matter. Beingf 
Strangers, it naturally attracted our notice, and finally ex- 
cited our curiosity vastly. We are of a very inquisitive 
turn of mind, as our readers are no doubt aware by this 
time. To learn every thing that seemed worth knowing, 
has been our motto through life, and we almost feel like 
welcoming death for the sake of penetrating the mysteries 
of the world of spirits. In the house where we lodged 
was an Anonis of a fellow, who had fine apartments, and 
who enjoyed all the creature comforts available in the city 
of the Adriatic. He dressed superbly, always had money, 
and lived altogether as well as many a small continental 
prince, but we were told he did not possess a ducat’s worth 
of property. 
“Was he an opera singer?” We asked. “No.* “A 
Musician?” “No.” “An author?” “No.” “A poli- 
tician ?” “ No.” “ A government spy ?” “ No.” “ A gam- 
bler ?” “ No, no, no.” 
Well, what could he be, then ? we thought and asked 
ourselves the question a thousond limes. Surely he had 
not discovered the philosopher’s stone, or found a gold 
mine! His money must come from somewhere, there was 
no denying that. We observed that he, too, was missing 
two days of every week, and that none of our fellow-lod- 
gers (several of them had their days of disappearance also) 
chose to know or suspect any thing of the nature of the 
business that qccupied his attention during those curious 
days. 
We cultivated his acquaintance, and after a while suc- 
ceeded in gaining his confidence. Finally, we ventured 
In a delicate manner, to introduce the subject of his absence 
from his outside haunts for two days of every week—-speak- 
ing of it in a playful way, and skilfully alluding to the fact 
that we were strangers, which accounted for our inquisi- 
tiveness. He seemed disconcerted at first, but in a few 
moments recovered his affability and equanimity oftempe% MEDICAL GUIDE. 
129 
and promised to satisfy our curiosity at his earliest con* 
venience. 
About a week after this conversation was held he said to 
us, with a serious air: 
“To-morrow, I vanish again.” 
“ And the reasons—” we began. 
“ Shall be made known to you then. At what time do 
you rise ? 
“ With the sun,” we answered. 
“ At sunrise, then, I will knock at the door of your cham- 
ber. You will be dressed.” 
“ Are we to go out, then 1” we asked. 
“ Oh no ; you need not take off your robe de chambre;” 
he replied with a smile. 
He was at our door the next morning at the appointed 
time, and it is perhaps needless to say that we were “ up 
and dressed,” waiting to receive him. In silence he con- 
ducted us to his own apartments, entered with us, and after 
carefully securing us from interruption by the aid of bolts 
and bars, bade me to be seated. Taking a seat beside me, 
he said: 
“ You see, signors, every man has his secret. Mine is 
is life, wealth, every thing to me. I am the younger son of 
a noble family, the heads of which died in poverty, leaving 
me nothing but an excellent education and robust constitu- 
tion. I found it necessary earn money in order that I 
might not starve, and I was determined to do so without 
Bulling my family name by becoming a shopman, or a re- 
cognized mechanic, I also made up my mind to avoid 
continous, vulgar labor; in short, I settled, with myself to 
live like a gentleman, as a man of my birth ought to do. 
Perseverance will accomplish any thing, mon cheri ami. 
After repeated tailures, I hit upon a plan by which I am 
enabled to do all this and more. Look here.” 
He arose from his seat, and pulled what had appeared 
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table, away from where it was lying, and revealed a neat 
■tend, with drawers, etc. Upon this stand were lying, ia 
various stages of preparation, a number of plates of glass. 
We approached and examined them. We had the secret 
of the Venetian's income at once. He was an etcher and 
engraver on glass ! The art, he assmed us, had for a long 
time been lo-t, but in looking over some old monkish 
MSS. he had been fortunate enough to acquire the informa- 
tion necessary to revive it. The etching* and engraving* 
were most beautiful—better than any thing of the kind 
that could be imagined. We gazed upon them with un- 
feigned delight, while he went on talking, as follows: 
“ This beautiful art, apparently so difficult, is as simple 
as the alphabet. It involves no labor—indeed it is a 
splendid recreation. I can dispose of all I choose to do at 
the very highest price*, and still maintain my position in 
society, for I rank as an artist, and a superior one at that. 
Yet the whole art consists of a few words that can be writ- 
ten upon one of your pocket tablets. It comprises merely 
a chemical secret, readily undersood by the commonest 
mind, and accomplished, without previous study or prepar- 
ation, by a pretty girl or any other individual. The pro- 
cess scarcely soils your hands, if you are careful enough to 
wear gloves. And now, signors, that you have my secret, 
keep it.” 
“ But the process—"wo eagerly said. 
“Is known only to me of us. I shall not disclose it,” 
This declaration he made so abruptly, that we foi l tore to 
trouble him any*further upon the subject at the time. 
Two months after that we left Venice, never to return. 
Just as we were ready to start, our Adonis of a friend 
placed a neat little package in our hands, and bade u* 
good-bye We have never seen nor heard of him since. 
The package contained full account of his process «J 
etching and engraving on glass. We have it yet, and wil| 
dispose of it to any person who will send u* one dollar. Changing the Human Features. 
Page 85. Medical guide. 
131 
We will mail It to any part of the United States. It is so 
clearly written that there can be no difficulty in understand- 
ing it, and it is just as the Venetion said, as simple as it is 
beautiful. We should think that forty or fifty dollars a 
week could be easily made by it; but that of course de- 
pends upon the intelligence and aptitude of the person 
practicing it. The knowledge would not be dear at twenty 
times the sum we charge for it. 
To Engrave on Steel and Copper.—Most 
persons imagine that to be a good engraver on steel or cop- 
per, one must serve a tedious and laborious apprenticeship, 
and that in order to obtain excellence in the practice of the 
craft, peculiar genius and taste must exist. All this is a 
gross mistake—one of those mistakes which, for want of 
pains are seldom or ever explained away, This one, how- 
ever, we will expose effectually. Steel and copper-plate 
engraving can be done by anybody over fifteen years of age, 
and we can teach the whole art in an hour. We have the 
whole process neatly printed. The explanation is thorough 
—not the smallest piece of information is left unsupplied, 
and with this bit of paper before you, and the brains to un- 
derstand it, you can engrave on copper or steel with the 
best b nk note engraver in the conutry. 
We are aware that this seems incredible—that it has an 
odor of humbug about it. But, clear reader, the humbug 
is not on our side of the house; but on your own. You 
have been giving credence to the humbug story—a spurious 
tale of mystery—all your li e, concerning these arts, and 
now that we tell you it is no more difficult to engrave in 
the manner we have mentioned than it is to make a pud- 
ding, or compound a bar of soap, you feel inclined to 
doubt us. 
Well, doubt; but you can have your doubts removed at 
small cost. We make you an offer publicly—an offer that 
common sense will tell you we would not dare to make if 
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It to the letter—to teach you the mysterle* of steel and 
eopper-plate engraving at once. Upon receipt of our pro- 
cess you may at once proceed to engrave, and after a 
week’s practice you will be able to turn out plates as valu* 
able and as serviceable as any done by the ordinary engra* 
ver who served a term of years as an apprentice. Some 
may not require a week’s practice to do this, and other! 
may require a fortnight’s or a month’s practice, but these 
latter people cannot be of our kind ; they must be exceed- 
ingly doltish, and ill-calculated to do anything above saw- 
ing wood or peeling potatoes. 
We have not room to tell how we became acquainted 
with these valuable processes, nor is it necessary that we 
should. It is enough that we possess them. We will re- 
mark that these processes would be doubly serviceable to a 
wood engraver, or to persons who draw or paint well. By 
this we would not have it understood that they are not use- 
ful and renumerative to those who neither draw nor paint 
—for they are. 
The articles to be used for either etching or engraving on 
copper or steel (our processes tell how to do etchings as 
well as linen engraving) are not at all costly. The mate- 
rial that costs the most is the plate. The price of that, of 
eourse, depends upon the size. It is easily procured. 
These processes, inculcating in a few hours, two money- 
making arts, that it has cost its professors seasons of toil 
and thousands of dollars to learn—may be obtained for one 
dollar. This sum enclosed to us with a postage 
;Aamp, will ensure the processes by return of mail. It is 
needless to point out the advantages of such knowledge 
The reader already understands and is prepared to me* 
knowledge them. Address, 
EUREKA MEDICAL INSTITUTE, 
20 Broadway, New York, MEDICAL GUIDE* 
133 
General Information 
Onr readers having attentively considered the anatomy of the pie- 
pagatlve organs, we will now proceed to speak of their diseases, 
the cause and treatment. The diseases known by the general term 
of syphilis or venereal diseases, and arising from impure coition, ap- 
pear generally In three forms, gonorrhoea, chancres, and bubo.— 
These sometimes exist alone, and sometimes together. Ths first 
named disease Is one of the first and most frequent cothplaints of 
the generative apparatus. We would direct your attention to ths 
description of this disease, and many symptoms liable to be mis- 
taken for It 
There are ninny secretions common to the 
orethra, such as those afforded by the various glands for the pur- 
pose of lubrication, Ac.; and the lining membrane of the passage 
yields a moisture for Its own protection, like the membrane of many 
other organs, such as the eyes, nose, mouth, and so forth, and these 
secretions may become unhealthy or vitiated, and give rise te 
symptoms that lead on to confirmed disease ; and, what is still more 
remarkable, may assume many of the characters and appearance 
of gonorrhoea, but they rarely Induce such constitutional disturb- 
ances as clap. The symptoms, consequences, and duration of clap 
form its distinguishing features from any other discharge of the 
urethra; It is very important that such distinction should be ua- 
deretood, for the treatment of the two affections differs most mate- 
rially ; the one, an affection of weakness, and the other of an 
inflammatory and pestilential nature. The symptoms of clap are 
as follows; there is usually first felt an uneasy sensation at the 
mouth of the passage or urethra. The patient is frequently called on 
to arrange his person ; that uneasy sensation sometimes amounts to 
an Itching (Occasionally of a pleasurable kind) the feeling extends a 
little way up the penis ; there Is oftentimes an erection and a desire 
for Intercourse, which, if indulged In, the sooner developes the 
disease. The Itching alone will not convey the disease from one 
person to another ; bat If intercourse be held, the action of the 
inflamed vessel Is accelerated, and a purulent secretion which la 
Infectious is urged forth and emitted with the semen ; therefore the 
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healthy urethra, should be noticed, and intercourse [be avoided 
until it shall have ceased. 
About this time is perceived a slight heat on passing water, or at 
the conclusion of the act, and shortly after, or may be before, a 
yellowish discharge Is observed oozing from the mouth of the glans 
or nut of the penis: the symptoms then rapidly advance, unless 
timely and judicious means be adopted to palliate them or effect a 
cure ; the scalding becomes intense, and the pain and smarting con- 
tinue some time after each operation of passing water ; the 
discharge becomes profuse, and clots on the linen, and con- 
tinues to ooze out with little intermission ; the orifice of tha 
urethra looks red and inflamed, and the glans itself swells and is 
occasionally extremely tender: the foreskin or prepuce sometimes 
but fortuately not always, becomes swollen, and tightened over the 
nut of the penis, from which it cannot be drawn back, constituting 
that form of the disease known by the name of phymosis. 
When that is the case other annoyances ensue ; the purulent 
matter collects around the glans ; excoriations, ulcerations, and 
sometimes warts, and the consequence ; the whole symptoms be- 
come thereby much aggravated. It also happens that the perpuce 
from Inflammation assumes a dropsical appearance, that is to say, the 
edges or point swell, and appear like a bladder filled with water; 
thus, the size which the penis arrives at is enormous, and to the 
patient very alarming; it usually, however, subsides a day or two, 
If rest and proper measures be employed. The glans with some peo- 
ple, is always bare, and the foreskin drawn up around It. Such a 
state may be Induced also by disease : in either case, it may become 
so Inflamed as to resist any effort to draw it over the glans, and 
from the swelling and consequent pressure on the penis, a kind of 
ligature is created ; and instances have been known where the most 
dlsasterous results have ensued. The circulation of the blood in the 
glans is checked ; the nut puts on a black appearance, and if the 
ligature oe not removed or divided, mortification takes place, and 
the tip or more of the penis sloughs off or dies away. This state of 
the prepuce is called paraphvmosls ; it sometimes happens to young 
lais. who. having an indicated opening of the foreskin, endeavor to 
uacover the glans ; they succeed, but are unable to pull the pre- 
puce back again. They either take no further notice of it, or else 
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in a few hours, tb< parts become painful, swell, and al the Pheno- 
mena above details 1 ensue. 
The next proceeding which will probably be induced, will be an 
extension of the inflammation to the bladder ; the Symptoms are a 
frequent desire to make water, and occasionally ulceration of the 
membrane lining the bladder follows, when a quantity of muco- 
purulent matter is discharged, which, mingling with the urine gives 
It the appearance of whey. Now and then the bladder takes on 
another form of disordered function; the patient will be seized 
with retention of the urine, that is, a total inability to discharge his 
water, except by the aid of the catheter. A new and most perplex- 
ing feature about this stage of the proceeding Is perceived ; it la 
what Is called chordee. 'VUa existing irritation excites the penis to 
frequent erections, which a re of the most painful nature. The penis 
Is bent downward ; the occasion Is, the temporary agglutinization 
of some of the cells of the corpora cavernosa through inflammation, 
and the distension of the open ones by the arterial blood, thereby 
putting the adherent calls on the stretch, and so constituting the 
curve, and giving rise to the pain. The symptom is frequently a 
very long and troublesome attendent upon a very severe clap ; It la 
moreannoylng, however, than absolutely painful, as it prevents 
Sleep, It being present chiefly at night-time when warm in bed. 
Occasionally the glands in the groin enlarge and are somewhat 
painful; they sometimes, but very rarely swell and break ; they 
more frequently sympathise with the adjacent irritation, and may 
be viewed as Indications of the amount of general disturbance pre- 
sent ; as the patient gets better the glands go down, leaving a slight 
or scarcely perceptible hardiness as it were to mark where they 
had been. The most painful of all the attendant phenomena of clap 
is swelled testicle, or, as In general phraseology It Is called Hernia 
hnmorali*. 
The first indication of the approach of the last named affection la 
a slight sense of fulness in the testicle, generally the left first, al- 
though occasionally In the right, sometimes one after the other, but 
rarely both together ; a smart twinge is now and then felt In the 
back upon making any particular movement : the testicle becomes 
sensibly larger and more painlul, the chord swells also and feels like 
a hardened cord in the groin ; the patient Is soon Incapacitated from 
walking, or walks very lame; if the Inflammation be aot subdued by 
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Out la of averj Inflammatory constitution, fever la goon act up, an< 
the patient Is laid upon a “ sick bed.” There is no form of the com- 
plaint so dangerous to negleet as swelled testicles: tti'ey hare some- 
times been known to burst or become permanently callous and 
hardened, and ever after wholly unlit for procreative purposes ; la 
ether Instances, they have entirdy disappeared by absorption ; in 
fact, all diseases of the testicles intefere with the generative power. 
At the onset of inflammation there may be a brief increase of sexual 
appetite, but when the structure of the testicle becomes altered or 
impaired, the appetite is subdued or wholly lost ; there is such a 
wonderful sympathy betwixt all parts of the generative economy 
ef man, that if one portion only be injured, the ordinary end of sex- 
aal union is frustated. 
The gonorrlusal poison is capable of producing a similar discharge 
from other parts to which it may be applied besides the urethra. It 
has been conveyed by means of the linger or towel to the eyes and 
nose ; and a prurient secretion fattended with much pain and incon- 
venience, indeed with great danger, when the eye becomes so at- 
tacked), has oozed plentifully therefrom. Gonorrhoea is an infec- 
tious disorder, and consequently is communicable by whatever 
means the virus be applied. It certainly is possible, and (if we are 
to believe the assertions ol patients, who are often met with, declar. 
tag they have not held female Intercourse, and yet have contracted 
the disease), It certainly is not improbable that it may be taken np 
from using a water-closet that has been visited by an infectious per 
•on just before. It may also be contracted by using a foul bougie. 
If the gonorrhoeal discharge be suffered to remain on particular 
parts of the person, such as around the glans of the penis, or on the 
outside of the foreskin, excoriations, chaps, and warts, spring up 
•pcedily and plentifully, and protrude through before the prepuce, or 
sometimes become adherent to it; It therefore only shows how 
necessary cleanliness is In these disagreeable complaints, to escape 
the vexations alluded to. A species of Insect also is apt to appear 
about the hairy part of the genital organs, and Indeed extend all 
over the body, particularly In those parts where hair grows, such as 
under the arm-pits, chest, head, etc., if cleanliness be not observed. 
They are called crabs. The itching they give rise to Is very harass- 
ing, and the patient, unable to withstand scratching, rnbs the parti 
into sores, which in healing, exude little crusts that break off and 
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■raeh constitutional disturbance, there frequently hang about vrhat 
are called flying rheumatlo pains; and sometimes, If the patient’s 
health be much broken up, confirmed rheumatism seizes hold of him, 
and wearies him out of several months of his existence. We have seen 
many a flue constitution, by a tedious ill-treated or neglected gonor- 
rhcea, much injured, that, had the sufferer consulted a medical man 
of even ordinary talent, in the first Instance, instead of foolishly 
leaving the disease to wear itself out with the help of this recom- 
mended by one, and that by the other, he might have shaken off tha 
hydra, and have averted the hundred vexations that follow. 
We come now to add to the list ofVtalamltous consequences, stric- 
tures, which in our opinion, prevails to an enormous extent; how* 
ever, its consideration will be reserved, as well as the affections of 
the bladder, and prostate gland, for their proper places. We will 
simply repeat our impression that a stricture, or narrowing of the 
urethra has been mismanaged, or its cure unfortunately protracted. 
It is the opinion of many medical men, and it can, no doubt, bo 
borne out by many patients, that a gonorrhoea if unattended by any 
untoward circumstance, will wear Itself out, and that the duration 
of such a proceeding Is from one to two months; there is no disput- 
ing but such has been, and is now and then the case, but such rarely 
stand even so fair a chance of recovery as to be left entirely alone: 
means, are seldom followed up ; either the patieut lives gloriously 
free, or else goes to the opposite extreme. 
The cases of gleet which seek medical relief are more numerous 
as most professional men must be aware, than those of gonorrhoea, 
seldom escapes the terminus of a gleet. 
The distinguishing feature of gleet from gonorrhoea is that it is not 
considered infections: it consists of a discharge ever varying in 
color and consistence ; it is the most troublesome of all uretbrie 
derangements, and doubtlessly helps more to disorganize the delicate 
mucous membrane lining the urinary passage than even the severest 
elap. Its action is constant though slow; and subject as we are to 
alternations of health, of which even the urinary apparatus partakes, 
tt Is not to be wondered at that a part of our system which is so fre- 
quently being employed, should became disturbed at last, and that 
stricture and all its horrors should form a finale ; but as gleet and 
stricture form In themselves such Important diseases, wo shall de> 
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This U divided into two methods—the one denominated the Anti 
phogllstto, the other Specific. The Antiphoglistlc U a term applied 
to medicines, plans of diets, and other circumstances, that tend to op- 
pose Inflammation, by a diminution of the activity of the vital pow- 
ers whereby the inflammation Is subdued, and nature rights hersell 
again of her own accord. The Specfiic implies a reliance npon a 
particular remedy, which Is supposed at ence to set about curing 
the disease. 
Now, both these plans are successful In coring gonorrhoea ; but 
the majority of medical men adopt the former method, inasmuch as 
although it but quietly conducts the case to a successful termination, 
•till it does so, whereas the specific, in unskilful hands, is often pro- 
ductive of many annoyances, much delay, and not a always a cure. 
Our plan however is as follows: in the first place we take into con. 
slderation the appearance of the patient; if he be strong, robust, 
•anguine or full of habit, and youthful—if it be his first attack, and 
if the symptoms be ushered in with any degree of severity, we inva- 
riably and idgidly pursue the antiphlogistic course of treatment; il 
the case be in a person of phlegmatic temperament, of mature age, 
and the disease be but a repetition of the past, and there be no evi- 
dence of physical excitement, we fearlessly adopt the specific. Where 
In the third place, we encounter a patient with no very prominent 
peculiarity, nor with symptoms demanding extraordinarily active 
measures, experience has taught us the propriety of cautiously 
combining the two methods—a mild aperient had best always pro. 
cede a tonic or a stimulant, in cases where there is a doubt of inflam- 
mation lurking in the system ; and! recollecting the tendency our 
complicated organization has when assailed by distemper, to become 
irritable, It is always as important to know when to withhold a 
remedy as when to prescribe one. 
However, to particularize the treatment for each symptom; to 
commence, we will request the reader to remember that on the ltr»t 
appearance of gonorrhoea, attended with an unusual inflammatory 
aspect, the efforts of the patient should be directed toward allaying 
the local symptoms, by diminishing the nervous irritability of the 
nrethrlc passage. 
With this view, no plan surpasses that of bathing the penis in 
warm water, or immersing the entire body in a warm bath. The 
former should be repeated several times in the day; the latter daUjft 
or certainly on alternate days, so long as the severity lasts. MEDICAL GOTDS. 
139 
By tb«M means, the parts will be preserved clean, and will derive 
benefit from the soothing Influence of warmth ; and. In many cases, 
this will be the means of everting chordee or swelled testicles. 
Where, however, from peculiar circumstances, warm water and 
warm baths are not to be had, the penis should be bathed In cold 
water, or encircled with pledgets of rags or lint, moistened with 
cold goulard or rose-water. Warm, however, Is to be preferred, 
although cold water seldom fails of affording relief. 
To lessen the acrimony of the urine, which keeps up the irritabili- 
ty, and somewhat to lower the system, all strong drinks, such as ale, 
beer, wine and spirits, should be avoided, and milk, tea, barley- 
water, toast and water, linseed tea, gum arable in solution, and other 
such mucllagious diluting liquors taken instead. The diet should 
be lowered : In fact, a spare regimen should be adopted, not wholly 
abstaining from animal food, but partaking of It only once In the 
day, and carefully excluding all salted meats, rich dishes, soups, 
gravies, etc. The usual employment should be suspended, and rest 
should be taken as much as possible in a recumbent posture. 
Of course the preceding remarks apply only to cases of s« wity j 
we mean such cases as first attacks ordinarily prove ; and which re- 
marks, if attended to, will greatly mitigate the violence of the disease. 
To assist the foregoing treatment, the aperient medicine, which 
should be repeated, at least, on alternate days, until the inflammation 
is ameliorated, should be followed by some saline or demulcent 
medicine to allay the general disturbance. We annex several of the 
formulas relied upon as suitable by our old school practitioners, but 
we cannot conscientiously recommend them ourselves. Our practlcs 
embraces the herbal treatment exclusively, with which we undertake 
to cure any species of the foregoing complaints. But we give the re- 
cipes, that our readers may form their own opinion as to their merit* 
Form 1. 
Carbonate of potass 1 drachm. 
Nitrate of ditto 1 drachm. 
Mucilage of acacia 6% ox. 
Hydrocyanic acid 10 drops. 
Byrup of Tolu 2 drachm* 
Mix Take a table-spoonful in a wine-glass of water twice dally 
Form 9. 
Take of— 
Idnseed tea Js plat. 140 
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Spirit* ef Sweet Nitre > draofcat 
Battler’* Sedative 80 drop*. 
Mix. Take three table-spoonsful, twice *r thrice daily. 
Form 3. 
Where It is inconvenient for a patient to carrr a Dottle about hie 
person, the following electuary, combine the essential ingredients 
of the former two, may be substituted 
Take of— 
Lenitive electnary 3 os. 
Conserve of roses 2 ox. 
Strong mucilage of acacia 3 ox 
Nitrate of potass 3 drachma 
Mix. Dose Two tea-spoonsful twice or thrice a day. 
As temperaments differ and no two cases present precisely the 
same symptoms, let those who are afflicted write to ns, detailing the 
full particulars of their casts, and on receipt of their letter with $5, 
we will at once send a course of medicines to their address, contain- 
ing advice and medicines without further charge until a core is 
effected. The first course is sufficient to cure ordinary cases. 
DYSPEPSIA. 
Its Origin, Symptoms, Pathology and 
Curative Treatment.—The term dyspepsia comes 
from the Greek language, and literally means bad diges- 
tion, or difficulty of digestion. To the common reader, 
perhaps neither the word dyspepsia nor digestion, or rather 
we should say indigestion, would convey any Idea of the 
peculiar character of the disease which these terms are 
intended to indicate or designate. In plain language, 
dyspepsia or indigestion is a disordered condition of the 
stomach, which prevents the food that we take in at the 
month, and after being swallowed enters into the stomach, 
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die in«s* being; converted into chyme, chyle, and afterward* 
tenons and arterial blood, intended for the ruddy health 
and elastic vigor of the entire human frame. 
There are several natural processes that take place 
before food can be converted into the nutritive element* 
necessary to sustain the organism. The food is first taken 
into the mouth, as a matter of course. Here it is chewed 
up by the teeth, and moistened by a watery secretion called 
saliva, and so rendered fit to pass down a tube back of the 
windpipe into the stomach, where it enters in the shape of 
little round balls, and then undergoes further rotary or 
churning processes, until the whole stomach is filled wyth a 
pulpy or jelly-like substance. This solution of food is ac- 
complished by a sort of peristaltic motion of the stomach, 
and alternate contraction and dilation of its walls, thus 
producing a churning movement, throwing its contents from 
•ide to side, so as to come in contact with a peculiar, se- 
cretion called the gastric juice, which is poured out abund- 
antly from millions of minute tubes which are found in tha 
inner sides or walls of the stomach. 
After the food has thus been converted into chyme it 
passes out of the stomach through the pylorus or pyloits 
orifice, a duct, or tube, in the right extremity of it, into the 
second stomach, or duodenum. 
Here the food is further filtered, by mean* of a yellow 
fluid called bile, which is furnished from the gall-bladder 
in the liver, and poured into the duodenum through a small 
tube called the gall-duct. The contents of the second 
stomach are likewise mixed with a peculiar fluid called the 
pancreatic juice. This fluid resembles the saliva of the 
mouth and is poured out from a large gland lying back of 
the stomach, called the pancreas The commingling of 
the bile and the pancreatic juice with the food, now con- 
vert* chyle, a whitish fluid resembling thin buttermilk. It 
should be stated here that the gastric juice is of an acid 
nature, hence the chyme (a whitish, cream-like, semi-fluid 
mm) ha* also an acid character. Now, ia order to the 142 
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processes of absorption, assimilation and nutiitlon, It Is 
accessary that this acidity of the chyme should be neutral' 
tred, otherwise it would forment, cause flatulence, irritation, 
pain, and much distress in all parts of the body, especially 
in the region of the stomach. Hence the bile, which is an 
alkaline, by mi gling "with the chyme, in the duodenum, 
neutralizes its acidity, and thus renders it a bland, mild, 
neutral fluid, which is then capable of being kindly received 
by the absorbants and welcomed into the life currents of 
the body. 
The food, or chyle, after passing out of the duodenum, 
now enters into the intestines, or the grand channel or 
cpnal, which leads from the lower extremities of the trunk 
of the body, and carries off all refuse or innuiritious matter, 
as loeces, etc. While the food is still in the intestines it is 
subjected to a further churning or peristaltic movement, in 
order to separate the nutritious from the innutritious matter. 
The term peristaltic means spiral, vermicular, or worm-like. 
The peristaltic motion of the intestines is performed by the 
contraction of the circular and longitudinal fibres compos- 
ing their fleshy coat-, by which the chyle is driven into the 
orifice of the lacteals, and the excrements are protruded 
towards the anus. The lacteal* are distributed all along 
the surface of the intestines. They embrace thousands of 
little absorbing vessels or tubes, their mouths opening into 
the intestines, These lacteals absorb or drink up from the 
chyle all the nutritii us matter it contains, which is then 
conveyed by other tubes into the veins or channels, called 
blood vessels, which convey the venous blood to the heart, 
thence through the lungs, where it becomes serified by 
breathing the atmospheric air, the carbonic acid of the 
system passing out from the lungs while the oxygen is taken 
In, the latter purifying the blood, and changing its color 
from a purple to a bright Vermillion, which blood now 
•nters the left side of the heart, passing thence by a large 
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lessen in size until they dwindle into capillaries, or tubes 
finer than the finest hair, or which cannot be discerned 
under a powerful microscope. It is the arterial blood 
which gives the roses to the cheek and the rich relucent 
color to the healthy skin. All these changes are necessary 
to the enjoyment of good health. It is obvious that without 
good digestion it is impossible to have sweet, pure blood, 
and ruddy heath. The processes of digestion have no 
importiint bearing upon the circulation of the blood. To 
give some idea of what is meant by circulation, it is proper 
here to say that there are two systems of vessels or organs 
required to complete the same. The venous circulation 
may be compared to a spring of water arising in a moun- 
tain (stomach) which bubbles forth, and meets numerous 
tributaries, rivulets, etc., until a great river is formed, which 
finally di\ides into branches (the ascending and descending 
vena cava) and finally unite and pour their combined flood 
into the ocean (or right of the heart). Or the venous cir- 
culation may be compared to a tree, standing erect, the 
topmost branches becoming larger and larger until they 
connect with the main trunk of the tree, which may be 
called the vena cava, and the roots, the hearts and lungs. 
The arterial circulation, on the other hand, is quite the 
reverse of this. It is like tracing a vein from its junction 
with the sea, back through all its branches or tributaries, 
until finally lost in its obscure fountain source. 
It will at once be seen, that where there is a failure to 
perform their offices fully on the part of any of the organs 
engaged in preparing the food for nutrition, there will be 
Indigestion, which, if not speedily corrected, will ultimate- 
ly lead to Dyspepsia, one of the most distressing complaint* 
to which the human system is Table. It is therefore neces- 
sary that t e stomach should dissolve the food, the liver to 
furnish its bile and tbs pancreas its juice, in order to ena- 
ble the intestine to perform its peristaltic duty, and the 
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food blood, and afford nourishment and health t* the fen* 
eral organism. 
The causes of indigestion are plainly apparent. They 
arise from many things independent of the mere action ot 
the various organs. 
A healthy digestion depends, 1st. On a proper supply 
of nutritious or digestible food. 
2nd.—Upon complete mastication of the food before it la 
swallowed. This food should be thoroughly saturated with 
taliva or secretion of the salivary glands of the mouth 
alone, unmixed with water, or other fluids, in order that 
the gastric juice may act upon it and convert it into proper 
chyme, pulp, or cream. 
3d.—The gastric juice must flow in adequate quantity, 
and be of a good quality, while the peristaltic or chewing 
motion must take place in the stomach in a natural manner. 
4th.—The liver and pancreas must furnish, when needed, 
a proper supply of bile and pancreatic juice. 
5th.—The intestines must perform their offices in a regu* 
lar manner, by pushing the dissolved lood through them 
towards the anus, while the lacteals must in the meantime 
take up the nutriment from the chyle in order to make 
blood and nourish the organism It is plain, if any of 
these organs are at fault, there is Indigestion, and ultimately, 
if not corrected, Dyspepsia. Sometimes all these organs 
are at fault. Sometimes only one in reality, although all 
the others must be more or less affected by sympathetic 
response, to any abnormal condition. There may be too 
much or too little of the gastric juice, or it is of a poor 
quality ; or the stomach may have lost its muscular tone 
and strength, which causes the food to lie motionless with- 
in its cavity. When this is the case we will have wind ia 
the stomach, a dead, heavy pain, and a peculiar and dis- 
tressing sinking sort of feeling. The liver may be torpid 
or inactive | the bile is either withheld or it is of a vicious 
quality, or there may be an excess of bile. These ae- 1TEDICAL GT7IDB. 
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ftngements will produce fermentation of the food in the 
duodenum, flatulence, cutting pains, and costiveness, or 
irritation of the bowela, with diarrhoea, evacuation, lose of 
strength, &c. 
As a matter of course, the forms, phases, conditions, 
symptoms, and effects of indigestion are exceedingly nu- 
merous, and therefore cannot be described in a single arti- 
cle like the present. The main causes, however, arise 
from sedentary habits, improper diet, and want of proper 
exercise in the open air. 4$ 
We have prepared a medicine of most wonderous efficacy 
in all diseases arising from a disordered stomach or Indi- 
gestion, or Dyspepsia. It is a distillation of the juices of 
rare and hitherto unknown plants, gathered in various parts 
of the world, by agents expressly emp'oyed by us. We 
have thus a quantity of the freshness and purity of every 
article used in our series of medical preparations. Tha 
especial compound ma) be said to be literaily an Arterial 
Essence. It has a most wonderful action on the arterial 
system. Its gives the richest vermillion to its color, 
strengthens the corpuscles, thus ensuring the building up 
of healthy flesh structures, and imparting the most buoyant 
health to the most broken down or debilitated constitution, 
by whatever cause induced. 
A complete course of medicine, adapted to every in- 
dividual caso of Dyspepsia, will be sent on receipt of 
Five Dollars. Full and specific directions will accom- 
pany each one of these courses of medicine. Cures guar- 
anteed in every case. Address, EUREKA MEDICAL 
INSTITUTE, No. 29 Broadway, New York. 
ALL PERSONS SCIENTIFIC. 
Within the last few years, science, literature and art, 
have made wonderful progress throughout the civilised 146 
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world. Our discoveries and inventions have surpassed the 
boldest flights of imagination. Our scientific achievements 
have gone beyond all that could have been anticipated" More, 
and better than this, the result of our investigations, the 
triumphs won, have been popularized, and useful know- 
ledge, no longer a forbidden fruit, has spread its rich and 
varied offerings at the feet of all. The dark days of the 
olden times have passed away, and truths are now brought 
out in all their strength and beauty, that were never seen 
then, while old truths have been given new forms, and new 
proportions—forms so grotesquely represented, proportions 
so exaggerated or undervalued in those same dark days. 
Now the secrets of manufacture are divulged — the labors 
of the man of science, and of the artizan, are open to all, 
and the world is a great practical school, in which every- 
body studies with noble emulation to outstrip his fellows. 
All persons should be, to some extent, scientific, and there 
is nothing so useful, and such an aid to the aspirant for 
fame and riches, as a knowledge of chemistry. I do not 
allude to a book knowledge of that science, but to a prac- 
tical knowledge, even if it be only rudimental. Almost 
everyone can fit up a small laboratory with chemicals and 
apparatus at a rery small cost—say twenty-five dollars. 
This would buy all the tests and apparatus necessary for 
teaching the general principle of chemistry. Of course 
the above-mentioned sum does not admit of the purchase 
of large apparatus. All the experiments must be perform- 
ed on the small scale ; the operator must fashion i is own 
glass instruments out of tubes, and make several of his 
own re-agents; but these very acts are instructive, and should 
not be underrated. I should not advise any readers to pur- 
chase any of ttie portable laboratories which are advertised ; 
let them obtain a blowpipe, a pound or so of glass tube, the 
mineral acids, a few re-agents, a little filtering paper, and 
they will have gone a great way towards the purchase of 
the essentials. MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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Curability* of Consumption. 
Om the Origin, Sature and Treatment of Com* 
sumption and e.11 other Chest or Thoracic Diseases, 
Extraordinary Revelations. Frightful mortality. 
Remarkable Cnrfitive Discoveries. 
The excessive mortality aslsing from Tuberculous or Pulmonary 
Consumption and other diseases of the Olandular and Respiratory 
Organs among people In all parts of the world, and more particularly 
In the United States, might well lead every philanthropic mind to a 
minute investigation of the causes of such extraordinary waste of 
human life, with a view to the discovery of more satisfactory pre- 
ventatlves and curative agencies than have hitherto been devised 
and communicated to the people, by the medical practitioners of the 
world. Physicians, indeed, have too long abandoned the possibility 
of cure, except In the earlier stages of the disease; hence victim Is 
added to victim every hour, and all ages, sexes, and conditions of 
mankind are swept in myriads every year to an untimely grave. 
Medical Science had, of a truth, In regard to Pulmonary affections 
at least, remained literally stationary for more than two thousand 
years, until the beginning of the present century, when medical men 
began to pay greater attention to the Pathology of this disease, and 
to employ remedies for Its cure entirely opposite to those which had 
received the sanction of the wisest of Eculapians during the period 
•f so many musty cycles of time. The term Pathology, indeed, la 
Huite a new word In the medical vocabulary, Inasmuch as It was not 
nntil near the close of the last century that the Illustrious physicians 
Of France. Laennac, Louis, and Andral, with compeers equally en- 
lightened in Oermany and other parts of Europe, began to explain, 
in a scientific manner, the nature of diseases, their causes and 
symptoms. Hence we may affirm If practicing physio without 
intellect constitutes Empiricism, then, surely, the physicians who 
continue to treat diseases after the ancient formulas, are fairly ob- 
noxious to the charge of Quackery, for all such blindly pursue an 
Ignus fatuus, without a principle of science or philosophical Judg- 
ment to guide them In diagnosing diseases, and applying adequate m 
appropriate remedies, agreeably to the program In the ravages eg 148 
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disorder, or tho peculiar ldiosyncracles of thetr patients. Indeed 
Life Itself, until of late years, has only been known to the world 
empirically. A knowledge of disease has been acquired In the same 
way, and according to the same guess work manner adopted for their 
eure or amelioration. 
Hence we are pleased to observe that not only Academies of Hedl- 
elae are awaking up to the importance of a thorough Investigation 
Of the origin and nature of Thoracic diseases, but some of our learned 
Geographical Societies have given these momentous subjects their 
serious aud deliberate attention. At a late meeting of the Geogra. 
phical Society of New-York, of which learned body, the Rev. Francis 
Hawks, D. D., Is the President, a very valuable paper, being an 
elaborate collection of facts and statistics in relation to Consump- 
tion throughout the world, was read by Dr. Millar. From these 
statistics we have the appalling facts, that at least one-sixth of all 
the deaths among the human race occur from the most formidable 
and terrible disorder—Consumption! In New-York alone, 
according to Dr. Millar, it destroys one-third more lives than all the 
ether diseases of the respiratory organs, such as bronchitis, congestion 
and Inflammation of the lungs, catarrh, and influenza, hooplng- 
eough, asthma, etc. 
By reference to the bills of mortality of any country or city in the 
world, the preponderance of deaths from Consumption will be found, 
as already stated, to be full one-sixth of the deaths from all other 
causes. In some places the waste of life Is nearly equal to that from 
all other diseases and casualties combined. This is a startling Re- 
sumption ; but a slight investigation will affirm the terrible fact 
In London, which has a population of about three millions, the 
■umber of deaths from pulmonary affections, exceeds seven thousand 
annually. In the whole of England, it is computed that sixty thou- 
sand die annually from the same complaints. If to these are added 
■umerous other disorders of the respiratory organs, and of the 
heart, It may be fairly estimated that one-half of the deaths In Creat 
Britain depend on diseases of the chest or thorax. 
New York and its environs, estimating the population at ene 
million, the deaths from Consumption average about a hundred and 
twenty a week, or over six thousand a year—a waste of life thrap 
times as large as that of London, according to the relative numbs." 
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parts of the United States, rating the population at M,000,000, the 
aggregate of deaths would swell up to the enormous amount of from 
twenty-flve thousand to one hundred thousand cases annually! 
If such data can be substantiated In respect to the mortality from 
Consumption In the United States alone—and who will dare attempt 
to $pfute these appalling facts?—it may be fairly inferred that at 
least ninety millions of the people of the entire globe, die annually 
of Consumption, or are cut off, by one form or other of chest and 
and throat diseases. Truly, statements like those are utterly bewil- 
dering and astounding; Ah 1 All the desolations that have ever 
occurred from plagues, pestilence, famlno, and war, In the sum total 
of their horrors, would not begin to compare with the million and 
millions of souls that have been swept from time to eternity by tho 
unerring shafts of that insidious monster Consumption—literally, 
Death personified, and stalking abroad on his “ pale horse,” crush- 
ing and hurling down h,is victims on every hand in inconceivable 
myriads. 
Imagine for a moment, the extent of a grave-yard capable of 
containing the bodies of those who die of Consumption in a single 
year. Imagine their graves stretched in a single line, and then cal- 
culate the miles of dead—human beings literally slaughtered, year 
by year In the United States alone, through the stings of the lancet, 
and the horrible poisons administered to the helpless sick, while 
stretched on their beds, or languishing in the quiet sacredness of 
their chambers, by a class of men called physicians—“Medical men” 
groveling In their ignorance and stupidity, and sometimes wearing 
a Diploma entitling them to kill and crucify ad libitum, without 
restraints of law, or fear of the vengence of the gallows. 
In view, then, of the numerous checks and repeated deceptions to 
which physicians are exposed In diagnosing the fearful malady of 
Consumption, the Author of this Book will doubtless be pardoned 
for saying, that it is high time for all physicians to leave the beaten 
track of their grandfathers, and follow some other which Is less 
Callable. 
The general lack of success In the nse of ordinary means for diag- 
nosing tnrbercles, for instance, proves that those means are Inade- 
gnats to the end in view, and physicians should Incontinently resort 
to new modes. If they would henceforward be successful in the 
treatment of Counmption. In treating any disease, we should 150 
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first become familiar with its character and pathology ; without 
such knowledge the physician must necessarily grop* In the dark, 
and, by consequence, virtually play the assassin, and cowardly mur- 
der his helpless victim, instead of mitigating his sufferings and prov- 
ing a benefactor of the human family. 
Our success in the treatment of Pulmonary Affections, is conclu 
slve evidence that our doctrine of Pathology and Curative agencies, 
are at once consistent with Physiological and natural laws and the 
dictates of common sense. We accordingly, after many years of 
most rigid investigation into the nature of Consumption, and expe- 
riments in the herbal preparations for its mitigation and permanent 
cure in its most frightful forms, have at length succeeded in com- 
pounding medicines which may be regarded as perfect sp< cities for 
every form of thoracic disorders. They are composed of essence, 
Juices, gums, resins, spices, etc., of a variety of rare plants, not yet 
introduced into the Materia Medica of any country, but which are 
used as curative agents in many climes by the aboriginal inhabit- 
ants, with undeviating success. All these ingredients have under- 
gone the strictest chemical analysis, and are found to contain every 
element requisite for the healthful growth and recuperation of 
•very tissue of the human organism—nervous, osseus, muscular, etc. 
In fact, these remedies are the very best nervines ever discovered. 
They strengthen the nervous system in a wonderful manner, regu- 
lates the “nervous influence’’ and distribute the vital or electrS* 
force to every part of the system. They correct any acidity of tta 
snneous membrane, or alkalinity of the serous surfaces, and by re- 
storing the equilibrium or natural flow of these secretions in th#8? 
proper organs, render more literally a galvanic battery, capable ft 
enduring every possible hardship, and maintaining at the same time 
the most rubicund health and muscular power and elasticity. 
They act gs a superior exhilerant. Are. exceedingly soothing in 
their efforts upon the nervous structure; quieting all kinds of mental 
or nervous excitement or irritation, yet gently stimulating xr» 
functions of every organ to a harmonious fulfillment of their normal 
or natural duties. 
They operate as a tonic and soother in the most emphatic sena» til 
the word. Their action on the lungs is exceedingly bland and grate 
fttl. They regulate the gastric secretions and a uXattJL 
eviction of food into chyme, neutralizing vt MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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twteienhig the blood, and giving back th* lily and the rose* to the 
withered, blanched and sallow countenances of the victims of this 
fearful complaint of the lungs and throat They nourish the pa- 
tient, who is too much prostrated to partake of ordinary food. They 
Will supply the place of nutriment, and may be taken with beneficial 
effect by the tenderest or most Irritable of eomsumptlves. 
They add phosphorus to the brain tissue. Supplying electric force 
to all the ganglionic centers, and these gives utility and strength and 
energy to every intellectual faculty. In short they are a general 
recuperator of the entire organism. They cover the bones with 
•olid flesh, add Iron to the blood ; act as a stlmnlent to the nerve*, 
and render the muscles exceeeingly teugh, yet elastic and pliable. 
Any person thus afflicted, who will send te us a full description of 
their case, all the symptoms, how long the disease has existed, color 
•f the skin and countenance character of the expectorated matter, 
aatural or acquired habits, habitual or herdltary disease*, tempera- 
ment, other peculiarities of the mental and phys cal organism will 
be furnished with a complete course of medicines specifically 
adapted to the Individual case. We are thus particular in under- 
standing the condition of every patient, as no two cases are pre- 
cisely alike ; In order to ensure successful treatment and to garantee 
a speedy and rapid cure, which we are able to do, in many instan- 
ces of the most formidable character. 
On receipt of five dollars, these medicines, with full and ex- 
plicit directions for the use of each, in every particular case, will 
be forwarded, and a safe delivery of the medicines guaranted. 
THE SECRET OF BEAUTY. 
A method of beautifying the complexion, making 
the skin as soft, and as rosy as a healthy Infant’s, 
ahd the cure of ever> cutaneous diseese, or blemish, 
ever known or heard of. 
Id making’ known, to the patrons of this book, our won- 
derful discovery for beauty and rejuvenating the complexion. 152 
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ft may not be amiss to gratify the pardonable curiosity of 
those who may wish to know how, and in what manner, wo 
became poss* ssed of it. While making our tour of tho 
continent of Europe, we stopped in Paris during the win* 
ter season, for the double purpose of familiarizing ourselves 
with much that is useful in the arts and sciences of that 
city, and also that we might be witnesses of the gayeties 
and fellies of this metropolis of fashion, as the season 
at that period was then at ts height. Accordingly, we 
rented apartments in the Rue Martin, choosing, while in 
Paris, to be among the Parisians more entirely, for the put* 
pose of acquiring a fluency in the language, than if we had 
stopped at a hotel where English and Americans generally 
make it a point to put up. One evening, on returning 
home, we were informed by the landlady of the house, 
that, she had a lady boarder who was dangerously ill of 
consumption, and would gratefully appreciate any benefit 
which we might render her. We at once proceeded to her 
apartment; but a single glance was enough to convince us 
that all human aid would, in her case, prove unavailing. 
However, we administered remedies which tended to sooth 
her pathway to the tomb, attending her until she died, 
which event occurred some two weeks after. Before her 
decease, she expressed her gratitude to us in the warmest 
manner, and placed in our hands some recipes, as the best 
means of testifying it, and also the accompanying statement 
of her first knowledge of their efficacy, 
V* Thirty years ago I was a theatrical ballet dancer in my 
native city of Paris. Of course 1 danced under an assumed 
name, which, as it is withdrawn from the catalogue of mr- 
Heiet, I need not now repeat. Suffice it to say, that I ac- 
quired a local reputation which for a while, gratified my 
ambition and afforded a sufficient vent for my enthusiasm. 
I had been upon the stage but five years, when I became 
the friend of the great Bllsler. This friendship soon ripen- 
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to a termination, excepting by a separation rendered necee- 
eary from the nature of our avocation. 
*• 1 should tell you who are not theoretically instructed, that 
a dancer of E.lsler’s rank seldom condescends to dress in the 
theatre, or in a room used by any other person. When any 
inferior figurante is admitted to this privilege, the honor is 
considered great, and almost overwhelming. From certain 
domestic relations that sprang up between the great Fanny 
and myself, it became necessary that we should occupy the 
same dressing-room while in the practice of our professional 
caliing. 
*• I had often wondered how she contrived to impart such 
miraculous improvements to her personal appearance each 
evening prior to her going upon the stage. I had seen her 
pale and jaded, her countenance heavily lined, and—at par- 
ticular periods, about once a month—her eyes lustreless and 
sunken, with a ring, almost biack, around them. An hour 
after going into the dressing-room and attiring he self after 
the ordinary fashion, and in my presence, she would look 
like a different being. The corrugated, thick, sallow skin, 
would be no longer visible, and the eyes would sparkle, 
emitting a lustre like a first-class diamond. I knew it was 
not the excrement of the hour, for Fanny was too old a 
stager to be Id away by the tinsel ‘pomp and circum- 
stance ’ of the sidee-scenes and green-room. And yet, I 
marvelled, what could it be T She drank nothing, she ate 
nothing singular. She used, so far as I eould see, nothing 
that I did not use. 
“ At length a misfortune unravelled this mystery for me. 
One night we were dressing ourselves for ‘Lee WiUis,'> 
—known to the American play-goer as * The Giselle.’ 1 was 
the principal coryphee, and. in consequence of her not being 
any too well, was leqnired to ‘double’ for her—that is, 
when she was to be sent rapidly across the stage in a frail 
iron car suspended upon wires, as if she were floating 
through the air, I was to be dressed exactly like her. and 154 
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take her place. This, in theatrical parlance, Is termed 
•doubling.’ Oar dresses were of the thinnest gause, and 
were very ample and voluminous. Just after the call-boy had 
warned us that the ballet was about to begin, my drapery 
was wafted, by a puff of wind that came in at the open win- 
dow, to one of the gas-lights and in an instant I was envel- 
oped in flames. I screamed and fainted, which was abontall 
that a woman coaid be expected to do under the circum- 
stances. 
“ When I recovered my sensibility, I saw the doctor of the 
theatre and Fanny anxiously bending over me. I knew I was 
very badiy burned, but could not tell where, for I felt no pain 
whatever. The doctor, used to such accidents—for they are 
by no mea s rare in ballet theatres—had applied a lotion 
which immediately destroyed all suffering, and allayed all ir- 
ritation. As soon as I was sufficiently restored to stand he 
left us 
*“ Where, where ami injured ?’ I inquired, with the deepest 
anxiety. El sler took me to the full-length mirror in the apart- 
ment. I gave it one gl-rnce, and then staggered as if stricken 
by a thunderbolt to the sofa. One side of my face ar.d neck, 
and the upper part of one of my arms, were crimsoned and 
blistering. I need not tell yon, perhaps, that the beauty of 
the danseuse is her main stock in trade. Indeed, a professor of 
theatrical saltatorials would rather die than live disfigured. 
At that moment, thoughts of living, to be abhorred by those 
who had flattered, caressed, and loved me, inflicted snch ex- 
quisite pain, that I instantaneously thought upon committing 
snlcide. I was taken to my lodgings in an exhausted and de- 
spairing state; and another coryphee went upon the stage in 
my stead. 
“At midnight Fanny was at my bedside. I declared to 
her that I would pnt an end to my existence, rather than 
wander abont the world scarred and loathsome. She merely 
ianghed, bade me to keep very quiet, and bathed the wounds 
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to her own face, bosom and limbs, and bad considered to 
be a common cosmetic. Her manner affected me in such a 
powerful manner that I became like a child in her hands, and 
soon relinquished my mad idea of seeking solace for my 
misfortune in the grave. In two weeks my wounds had 
healed, and not only was my skin scarless, but as beautiful 
as it bad been when 1 was a petted child. My dear lriend’s 
cosmet ic had done this. 
“ Judge of my surprise when I discovered that she had 
purchased the secret of making this wonderful balm this 
incomparable blessing, several years before, from an Italian 
perfumer and chemist, whom she nad met at Genoa, and 
who had fallen in love with her, although he was seventy 
years of age. Even his silly passion would not tempt him 
to part with the recipe—which he averred was the re nit 
of thirty years’ labour and experiment—without money I 
Her wonderful transformation from the appearance of lassi- 
gitnde and sickness to that of buoyant, undeflled, and infan- 
tile health was now accounted for. 
"At this time Fanny, being about to depart for St. Peters- 
burgh, whither she had been summoned by desire of the 
Czar, imparted to me the secret of this marvellous Cosmetic 
Perfume, and Healing Balsm, which I have named * Tmi 
Orirntai. Cream of Roses.’ It is not only a beautifier, but 
one of the most powerful curatives for all diseases ef the skin 
which has ever yet been dlscove ed- My improved looks se- 
cured m* a husband, who was a chemist by profession, and 
whose services were in constant requisition by a large per- 
fumery and cosmetic house. To him I imparted the secret, 
and together we laid plans for the purpose of extensively 
manufacturing this cosmetic; but soon after making arr inge- 
ments with a house in Calcutta for a yearly supply of the 
es=ential extract of oriental roses, wherewith to make the 
preparation or compound, rj husband was taken ill of 
malignant fever, and died, leaving me penniless, without 
the necessary means to embark in the business, which at 156 
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first would require an outlay of capital. In your hands It may 
be the means of much good to humanity, and also be a remune- 
ration for the kindness bestowed on myself. 
“And now let me state what Is more important than all. 
When I was burned, you will please remember that Fanny ap- 
plied the preparation at once. I lor a long time supposed that 
the timely application of the ‘Cream of Roses’ prevented 
scars, and I was right; but it did not then strike me that after 
scars were made, t he preparttion wouid remove them. A dear 
frierd of mine had a little daughter who was exeedingiy 
beautiful in form, and with a remarkably expressive and 
handsome countenance, but for a birth-mark that covered 
one-half her forehead. The mark seemed to rise above the 
level of the ordinary skin, and was a very deep blood-red 
color. When she was excited, this mark would turn al- 
most black. One day it occurred to me to try what the 
‘Oriental Cream of Roses’ would do, if steadily and per- 
severingiy applied to this disfiguring evidence of nature’s 
strange freaks. No eoonor was the resolve formed than I pro- 
ceeded to put it into practice. I bathed ihe mark regularly ev- 
ery morning, noon and night with the ‘Oriental Cream of 
Roses,’ rubbing it in with my hand for some fifteen minutes to 
half an hour, with perseverance and diligence. Under this 
treatment the birth-mark, after a very brief period, had en- 
tirely disappeared! Scores of similar cases have since come 
under my personal observation. 
•* In the preparation of this cosmetic, gre it care must be 
exercised in procuring the genuine extract of oriental roses, 
as it can be rightly made with none other, the roses of out 
own and the English soil not possessing the chemical agencies 
necessary to produce the wonderful effects required. The 
arrangement with the Calcutta house still remains in force, 
and you have only to give your order, at wil', to have it 
promptly and speedily filled. And now, doctor, 1 will elose by 
hoping that in your hands it may be the means of much ben- 
efit to my sex. Ffxioia I)ctr*k.” 
From a perusal of the foregoing, may be eeen how vtlu. Turkish Astrologer. 
Page 89. MEDICAL QUIDS. 
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able this cosmetic b when rightly prepared. A few words 
as to what the ‘ * Oriental Cream of Roses” will do, and I 
have finished. It will, in four hours, so improve, rejuve- 
nate, and beautify the skin, that you would hardly recognize 
the person who used it as the one you knew before the ap- 
plication was made. The change it will work* in your own 
countenance will cause you, at first, to doubt your own iden- 
tity. Those who use it regularly will possess a skin as sound, 
unblemished, soft, and beautiful as that of a healthy infant. It 
will not only completely obliterate tan, freckles, pimples, mor. 
phew, redness, humors, eruptions, and all similar foes to beauty 
and comfort, but it actually renders the complexion perfectly 
clear and brilliant, giving it a bloom, as well as a magnifi- 
cent lily shade—softening it, making it pliable, free from dry- 
ness, scurf, etc.; also annihilating roughness, also the lines that 
have been formed by care or sickness, and protecting it from the 
effect of cold winds, a humid atmosphere, and other atmospher- 
ical effects that are detrimental to the complexion and cuticle. 
It also imparts brilliancy to the eyes, as you will soon perceive 
after applying it. The instant it touches the skin it finds a pas- 
sage through the pores, penetrating througn the outer skin, the 
epidermis or second skin, and the lower or scarf skin, until it 
reaches the very flesh or fibre. It is this attribute, this penetrat- 
ing power, that makes it so very potent, not only as a beautifier, 
but as a healer and annihilator of sores, ulcers, scrofulous affec- 
tions of every known character—if outwardly manifested—ring- 
worm, and all Cutankous Diseases that can ba 
mentioned. 
The deepest marks made by small-pox—marks of the oldest 
kind and of the most indelible character, as one would very rea- 
sonably suppose—may be painlessly, pleasantly, and entirely 
removed by the use of the “ Oriental Cream of Roses.” Rub it 
patiently into each mark or “pit,” with the finger, and the 
skin will gradually assume its natural condition and appearance, 
and after a comparatively short Interval, every mark will dim 
appear. 158 
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In short, scars of every nature—no matter how produced, 
nor how long they may hare existed, or how deep and mon. 
strons they may bo—will as surely yield to this preparation- 
applied as we have directed—as the snow will melt before the 
summer's sun. For chapped hands and arms nothing can be 
better than the ‘ Oriental Oearn of Roses.’ Indeed, those who 
u«e it regularly, as they do soap and water, will never have a 
blemish or disease upon any surface where it is customarily 
placed. This preparation will be sent to all parts of the United 
8tates,by mail, at ONE DOLLAR PER PACKAGE. 
We would also state that the gratitude of our patient did 
not end here. The connection of her husband with the large 
cosmetic and perfumery estab ishment before alluded to, cansed 
him to be the possessor of many famous recipes for the prepa- 
ration of toilet articles in use by the most noted beauties of 
the French court. These she also gave into our hands, and as 
the ingredients of tlio various articles could be procured only 
In Paris, we found it for our advantage to effect permanent ar- 
rangements for their preparation in Paris for oar use In this 
country, of which we have the exclusive right of sale, and we 
accordingly receive per steamer fiom Havre the following 
French preparations, the authenticity of which cannot be 
doubted, and the blessed utility of which is so speedily mani- 
fest that It is useless to extol them. Among these are the fol- 
lowing: 
MAGIC ANNIHILATOR. 
For Removing Superfluous Hair. 
This is a powder invented by Laure, of Paris, and endorsed 
by the eelebrated perfumer, Luhin. All the beauties of France 
make free use of it. It removes superfluous hair wiih the at- 
most speed, without any approach to pain, and in such a man- MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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■er that no one would dream the hair had ever grown where it 
has been applied. It leaves the skin as white as alabaster, and 
as soft as velvet, By trying it upon the arm, you will readily 
ascertain that It Is a beautiful, a harmless, and yet a most pow. 
erfnl and useful compilation. Sent anywhere, postage paid, at 
$1 a package. 
ARABIAN BREATH PURIFIER. 
Pur the Teeth. 
This grand article has been used In France for a quarter of a 
Century. It is in the form of a tooth powder. The Ingredients 
are, we believe, fifteen in number. This powder not only 
cleanses the teeth, making them glisten like pearls, obliterating 
every atom of tartar, killing the parasites, and preventing 
them from rotting, but it sweetens the breath. The foulest 
breath-will become as an Infant’s after this powder has been 
used a we k. This comes direct from Paris—i is packed there 
to our order, and unpacked for the flr t time afterwards In our 
own house, and by our own hands. Its cost, after going 
through the custom house. Is eighty-seven cents per box. We 
will send it, free of postage, to any address, upon the receipt 
of 60 cts. 
NATURE S POETRY FOR THE HAIR. 
Nature’s Poetry Is the English name of a famous French 
preparation for restoring hair to its natural color, and making 
it grow upon the bald places. It is called “ Natnre’s Poetry," 
because ft is exclusively made of extracts from flowers—flowers 
that are exclusively gr wn in Turkey. Its chemical properties 
are magical and wonderful. It will restore the grayest hair to 
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and its vigor. The French preparations for the hair are vilely 
imitated in this country, and the Imitations are most destruc- 
tive, not only to the hair, but to the skin, and—if much used— 
to the general health. Nature’s Poetry acts as a dye, an invig- 
orater, a restorative, and a beautifler generally. It als > curls 
the hair beaut ifnlly. and supplies the place of the best pomade. 
Although it acts as a dye, it must not be classed as one. It is 
made wi h great care by the well-known Duchesne, of Paris, 
and has been highly recommended by Alexander Dumas, Bal- 
sac, Eugene Sue, Paul De Knelt, and other notabilities of 
Francei We warrant it to be the only good and innocent prep- 
aration for the hair to be obtained on this side of the Atlantic 
ocean. Sent anywhere upon the receipt, of ONE DOLLAR. 
OLYMPIAN AROMA. 
An Unequaled Perfume. 
This la one of the most wonderful perfumes ever invented. 
It ts used In all parts of Continental Europe as a substitute for 
Cologne, and many people prefer it to the genuine ean, not a 
drop of which can be obtained, at any price, in America. We 
have only to say that the Olympian Aroma is quite unique as a 
perfume—that it is far more delightful than any that can be 
purchased here, and that we get it without adulteration. It 
reaches ns through the customs in good condition. No lady’s 
boudoir should be without It. Price $r per bottle. A bottle 
will last for years, for it is too potent to be used lavishly. 
Either of these beautifying articles will be sent to any ad- 
dress upon receipt of the annexed price. We will send the five 
preparations in one package for (JS to any part of this country. 
We have received letters from all parts of the United States in 
which the writers complain of having been swindled by prepa- 
tions advertised as French cosmetics, and which were not gen- 
uine. Beware of them. See that yon get the right address, 
and send only for ours. MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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PILES. 
file disease called piles has its seat at Or near the lower extrem- 
ity of the back passage. Rarely does it extend up the passago 
more than one or two inches, I am disposed to think that piles, 
in nearly all cases, arise from falling of,the bowels. The largo 
bowel, just as it enters the basket of the hips, is tied to the back 
bone, and all its course through the basket of the hips is straight 
and smooth, and tied nearly its whole length to the solid bone* 
It is called the straight bowel, and forms the back passage through 
the basket of the hips. The bowels when they fall down in a great 
many cases, fall directly upon the large bowel, where it Is tied to 
the back bone, and by pressing upon it prevent the blood from re- 
turning up the large bowel. You will understand in a moment 
how this can and does take place, by tying a piece of thread 
tightly around the finger ; in a short time yon will notice that the 
end of the finger swells, and is soon almost ready to burst. 
Should you allow the string to remain long on the finger, blood 
would be seen oozing out from under the nail, and inflammation 
and a dreadful sore would be the consequence. Exactly in this 
way piles are produced. Should a person have any humor in the 
blood, such as scrofula or salt rheum, it might settle on the part 
affected by the piles, and in such a case would greatly aggravate 
the piles, and make them vastly worse than they otherwise would 
have been, Ladies in the family way are often cruelly afflicted 
with piles, because the womb falls on the upper part of the back 
passage, and prevents the return of the blood, as we have before 
explained. Piles are a very disagreeable disease, and often are SO 
bad as to greatly injure health, and in this way predispose to con- 
sumption. At times great quantities of blood will be poured out, 
jo that the sufferer is threatened with death from this cause. 
Piles should always be Cured, and not allowed to break down the 
general health, and thus lead to other diseases. We send a rem- 
edy— a sure cure for ONE DOLLAR. Address, EUREKA. 
MEDICAL INSTITUTE, 29 Broadway, New York, 162 
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BEDS AND LYING-IN BEDS. 
Luxurious feather or down beds should be avoided, as they 
greatly tend to effeminate the system and reduce the strength 
For this reason beds should be elastic, but rather firm and hard; 
straw beds, hair mattresses, these on a feather bed are well. A 
most excellent mattress is made by combing out the husks or 
shuck that cover the ears of Indian earn. We first met theta 
beds in Italy—they are delightful. Cold sleeping room* are in 
general best, especially for persons in health ; they should never 
be much heated for any peoson, but all shonld be comfortably 
warm in bed. 
COSTIVUNESS. 
When this bowel Is sluggish in its functions, the fluids that 
should pass by the bowels are thrown npon the skin, the kidneys, 
end the lungs, loading each of these organs, amd deranging their 
offices. One of the very eariiest effects is to render the skmof 
the face gross, thick, sallow, and unhealthy. Its brilliancy is lost. 
The blood rushes more or less to the head, the eye becomes dim, 
nnd soon loses its clearness and brilliancy. The skin everywhere 
ceases to be transparent; an unpleasant odor is exhaled from the 
body; the breath becomes offensive ; the liver enlarges, and is 
loaded with blood and bile ; the right side of the heart is often 
enlarged by it; dyspepsia results, and bleeding ol the lungs.. We 
rarely ever knew a case of bleeding at the lungs that was not ac- 
companied by costiveness. Piles, bearing down pain*, monthly 
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falling of the womb, dropsy, apoplefcy, palsy, spine diseases, 
gravel, and disease of the kidneys, headache and sick head- 
ache, flatulence, and colic, are often produced by coBtivsnesa, 
and always aggravated by it. 
Never allow a day to pass without a free evacuation. Ob- 
serve one particular exact time for it, and at that exact period 
solicit the evacuation. A few days or weeks patient solicita- 
tion will usually restore nature to its full health in this respect. 
Should this not fully answer, eating soft food or coarse bread, 
such as bread made of corn meal, or of wheat meal unbolted. 
These are excellent to remove costiveness. Chewing a little 
good Turkey rhubarb daily will entirely cure costiveness. Rhu- 
barb has the rare property of a tonic to the bowels, and will 
not lose its effects upon the bowels, or d > them any injury. 
We have known a lady who had taken rhubarb, more or less, 
for forty years. It is a safe and most valuable remedy for cos- 
tiveness, and assisted by habit. Neither health, beauty, or pu- 
rity of system can long be preserved if cue tire ness exists. It 
should be relieved at all hazards. 
In stubborn cases, where the above treatment does not effect 
a cure, you had better write to us, enclosing one dollar, and 
we will forward a remedy. 
SHOULDER-BR AC E& 
Shoulder braces are Instruments of very old date, hating 
been used in England and t ranee for hundreds of years. In- 
deed, from observing these classes, all our ideas on these sub- 
jects have been fully confirmed- In many boarding-schools of 
Bug!Slid, it la a part of the education of young persons to pro- 164 
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Tide that the shoulders, and carriage of the head and neck 
shall be perfectly erect and elegant. They know that stooping or 
rounded shoulders are alike destructive of elegance and heallh. 
Round and stooping shoulders are set down in England as deci- 
dedly vulgar, marking ignobie descent, and denoting weakness 
and age. The tickets for admission to the ball-room at Almacks’, 
in London, cost $1.25 each, Or five English shillings, vet at any 
time five hundred dollars would be paid for one. But money can 
not buy a ticket at this aristocratic place of meeting. Admission 
for a lady is obtained through a committee of ladies of the high- 
est rank, the object being to introduce the aristocratic youth and 
beauty of the empire to each other—to show olf the finest blood 
In the world, and the highest breeding and physical cultivation. 
The least approach to deformity would be an insurmountable bar- 
rier to the admission of any person, however exalted in rank. The 
Queen herself would hnrdly be admitted if she had deformed 
Shoulders. At some boarding schools, if young ladies have high 
or stooping shoulders, strong shoulder braces are put on them, 
and pass down the back behind, outside the dress, with a heavy 
weight attached thereto, and the child is placed on a stool for some 
hours daily, until the shoulders are brought into the required 
Symmetry. They are worn until the disposition to stoop is en- 
tirely overcome, and a perfect figure and carriage are fully estab- 
lished. Shoulder-braces are universally worn by all classes that 
desire fine figures, or the rewards of them. The officers of the 
army cultivate in themselves, and in their men, the finest figures, 
and pe rfect position of the shoulders. They all wear shoulder- 
braces more or less. The soldiers also wear them until the form 
is perfect. From the nobility and higher classes, and from the 
army, a taste for a fine figure and perfect position of the shoul- 
ders Is diffused throughout all classes, both as a matter of taste 
and as the very key to health and beauty. The effect of manual 
labor is, to a greater or less degree, to throw the shoulders and 
arms upon the ohest : and from this results one-half the fatigue of 
manual labor. With a vast many the habit of stooping at labor is 
extended to periods of walking and sitting ; and, finally, at aH MEDICAL GUIDE, 
165 
limes, sare in bed, the weight of the shoulders and arms is forced 
upon the chest; and thus the individual always carries a pack upo« 
his back, and exactly the same effects are produced as if a person 
were always to carry a burden equal in weight to the hands, arms 
sund shoulders upon the back. Back-ache, pains between the 
shoulders, pains in the neck and spine, heat between the shoul- 
ders’are the frequent effects of bringing the shoulders forward, 
The occupation of many persons requires them to use one arm 
more than the other. This, long continued, is apt to make the 
shoulder of that arm weak, and to displace the shoulder blade, 
causing it to grow out, and its inner edge to lift up like a wing 
and in a vast many cases to change the spine to one side, and 
bulging out the chest, and shrinking it in, in some places, thus pro- 
ducing great deformity and disease. Nearly every case of 
crooked spine between the shoulders arises from this cause—that 
is, the weight of the shoulder most used drags the spine out of the 
the straight line or on one side. Now, to prevent all this, wear 
our shoulder braces. 
These braces are exceedingly efficient, while, at the same time, 
they are worn without annoyance. Being furnished with flexible 
elastic metal spring in the back, to which the straps are attached: 
they do not lose their elasticity as do those which are made of In- 
dia rubber, and are therefore much more durable ; and, while they 
yield to pressure sufficiently to permit the shoulders, arms and 
chest to be moved at pleasure and ease, they at the same time aet 
continually to keep the chest erect, to hold the shoulders back, 
and effectually prevent stooping. They are made to perform the 
office of both shoulder braces and suspenders. 
All persons who are inclined to stoop, or have weak lungs, 
should wear these braces, particularly those who belong to con- 
sumptive families. They should be worn by all sedentary per- 
sons, students, children at school, clergymen lawyers, literary 
men and others, whose occupations oblige them to sit or stoop. 
Price S3 00. Apply, giving height and size around the chest 
to EUREKA MEDICAL INSTITUTE, No. 29 Broadway, 
New York. 166 
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EPPECTS PRODUCED BY WEARING A 
SUITABLE AND PERFECT ABDOMINAL 
SUPPORTER. 
The effect produced by wearing a suitable and perfectly ad- 
justable abdominal supporter is often rearly miraculous. The 
weak voice is strengthened; the weak lungs su ported; the 
heart ceases its pa'pitations; the food sets better on the stom- 
acbe; costiveness is relieved; chronic diarrhea Is stopped; 
piles are cured ; sinking, a 1-gone fee ing at the lungs, stomach 
or sides is relieved; bearing down stopped ; miscarriages pre- 
vented ; floodings stoppt d; leucorrhea cured; spine gets 
stronger. The lady who could not walk can walk well. She 
who could not even sit up, save for a few minutes can now sit 
up all day, or as long as anyone. Falling of the womb is 
cured; and, ia longer or shorter periods, loses all its tenderness 
and weakness, and goes permanently back to its place. Bar- 
renness, in some cases, gives place to f ultfulness. The female 
•onstitntlou is renovated, and a way is prepared for years of 
good health. 
ABDOMINAL SUPPORTER, 
FOR THE STEEDY RELIEF AND CURE OF 
Falling of the Bowels, 
Prolapsus Uteri or Falling of the Womb. 
This Instrument has been frequently referred to In the fore- 
going lectures. It Is light, elastic, fits like a glove, gives sup- 
port In the right place and in the right direction, and may be 
worn while sitting, standing, walking, running, dancing, riding 
on horseback, or exercising in any other way, without any an- 
noyance. and with only a delightful feeling of support Many 
people have the impression that the Abdominal Supporter is MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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designed to be worn only by females, and by them only for de- 
rangements end weaknesses peculiar to the female organize* 
tion. This is a great mistake. It does, indeed afford in most* 
cas s immediate relief in female complaints, and is well-nigh 
essential to their cure. But its benefits are by no means con- 
fined to this class of complaints. In almost all di-eases where 
there is a relaxing or weakening of the strength, it is of serv- 
ice. Wherever the muscular force of the general sys em is im- 
paired, the abdominal muscles being weakened with th<- rest, 
there is apt to be more or less falling of the bowels, with its 
train of ills, greatly aggravating whatever disease the patient 
may be laboring under. There are thousands, both males and 
females, wh o need to wear the Supporter, but who do not 
know it. 
A'l who have weak lungs, a tendency to sore throat, a sink 
Ing, all-gone feeling at the pit of ihe stomach a dragging, 
heavy sensation about the front of the chest and skonlde: s, in- 
ability to stand or walk without fa igue, a dragging down feel- 
ing about the abdomen, etc., and all females with any kind of 
uterine trouble will find immediate relief in the use of this 
Supporter. 
Persons desiring the Supporter can be fitted eit er by calling 
ateour office in New York, or by sending their size around the 
waist jnst above the hips: and it may be sent, by express or 
otherwise to any part of the country. The price is four dol- 
lars sent free by mail. 
IMPURITY OP THE BLOOD causes cutane- 
ous diseases, Blotches, Itches, E nptionf. Small Pox, and va- 
rious other diseases, the enumeration of which would r< quire 
donsiderable space; we will therefore merely take the opportu- 
nity here to state that we cure any one of them for $2. 
Heart Diseases—such as palpitation, 
thickening of its walls, inflammation, etc-, may some times be 
relieved by taking a teaspoonful of the juice of asparagus, 
mixed with sugar, or a few drops of tincture of fox-glove, 
three times a day. The surest plan would be to write us, en- 
closing $a, and stating all symptoms, and we will send a cure. 168 
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Retention of Water.—This will sometimes happen, 
and will be relieved by hot mucilaginous teas drank fieely, 
while a hot pouliice Is applied to the lower part of the bowels. 
Should this not succeed, the water must be drawn with the 
catheter. 
Nursing.—A pregnant woman should not suckle her child, 
as it not only robs the fetus, but injures the mother and child. 
The fetus absorbs a portion of all the aliments the mother par- 
takes of,- therefore the necessity of pregnant women being 
careful of what they eat and drink. The milk taken by a 
healthy infant equals in weight about a third of the food taken 
by the mother. 
Inflammation of Kidneys-—This complaint causes 
-pain in the small of the back ; testicles are sometimes drawn 
up; urine high colored, and sometimes vomiting. Take occa- 
sionally a teaspoouful of a mixtue of laudanum, 60 drops; 
copavia, 2 drachms, carbonat* of soda, 1 drachm; almond 
mixture, 4 ounces; or send $1 and get our never-failing Herbal 
Pills. 
Specific for Chills and Fever.—A certain 
cure if the directions are followed. I have never known a 
case in which it has failed, and in every instance I will 
warrant a cure, even where every other remedy lias failed, 
or however long the person may have been afflicted. I 
will immediately return the money in case of a failure to 
effect a cure. Accompanying the Specific is a package of 
other medicine, which must first be taken for two or three 
days before the Specific is used. Full directions accom- 
pany the Specific, and which must be implicitly followed. 
Price $1. I prepare the Ague Pills for the same disease. 
Some prefer the medicine in this form. 
Don’t Fail to Read this Advice to the Ai- 
flicted. 
The moment you discover that you have contracted a privat* MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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disease, or tf you have had any affection of the kind at any 
time previous—even years before—and which you have sup- 
posed yon were cured ot by your country or other 
apply to ua for this reason. Pew physicians have ever been 
taught anything about the treatment of venereal diseases. 
Bven if they had, it was that of the old mercurial or copavla 
remedies, and which often cause more Injury and suffering 
than the original disease. Further—this, as well as more en- 
larged works, too plainly show, that many are pronounced 
cured—by Inexperienced physicians—who get married, the dis- 
ease is reproduced by the time which may have elapsed, and 
the extra excitement snch an event generally produces, and the 
unsuspecting victim finds that he Is yet affected—also the child, 
If the wife happens to be pregnant In some cases the child 
may not show any signs of being affected for some years after 
it has been born. Sooner or later, however, It will show Itself 
In the whole circle, If the original complaint was not entirely 
eradicated Or If you have had an emission Involuntarily. 
Sit down and write us a full statement, by giving your age and 
■ex; single or married; when you had the suspicious donnee- 
tion, and when you cohabited with your wife last Whether 
bilious or nervoua temperament: complexion, habits and occu- 
pation. Then state the case, symptoms, duration of Illness, 
find supposed cause, and whether your bowels are regular. 
Then refrain from everything that Is stimulating, keep the parts 
dean, and be careful not to Inoculate the eyes, nose, anus, or 
any other part, with the poison. 
We can send you the necessary remedies by mail or express 
■ state which you prefer in time to check and permanently 
cure you at once, even if you are in tlie remotest part of 
the Union or British Provinces, 
Ail our packages sent are sealed, so as to be a proof against 
detection; and as they are so rapid and convenient In destroy- 
ing the disease, yon can cure yourself, even amongst the most 
fastidious friends, with perfect secresy. Enclose $5 state full 
particulars of disease, and a permanent cum will bo tbs result. 170 
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Human Anatomy. 
The great importance of the organs of generation and their 
preservation in a state of health and vigor, have been admitted 
by the concurrent testimony of ancient and modern writers; 
in fact, the due and proper performance of the special functions 
with which they are cha;ged, has ever been considered essen- 
tially necessary to the health and well-being of the economy, 
both physical and mental. They are parts of admirable con- 
struction, form and use ; and constitute a striking evidence of 
the w’onderful skill and contrivance in the adaptation of a 
special mechanism in the system for the performance of one 
of its most important and essential functions—that of the 
propagation of the species. Unequalled in the delicacy of 
their texture, and the comparative minuteness of their struc- 
ture, their peculiar fitness for the functions assigned them in 
the economy, when they are in a state of perfect integrity, ex- 
cites the astonishment and admiration alike of the anatomist 
and the phil- so hen Their very complexity, while it renders 
them liable to many disorders by any of which their utility may 
be impaired, is wisely rendered subservient to the important 
purpose of separating'and purifying the vivifying fluid. 
Like that complex and delicate piece of machinery a watch, 
constructed by human skill, the organs of generation in man— 
a still more complex and more delicate apparatus, created by 
the divine will—are liable to derangement and impairment of 
function and structure from many causes, the nature and effects 
of which will be investigated in the following pages. In order, 
however, that these may be fully and clearly understood, it 
will we think, bo advisable to preface the observations we 
propose hereafter to offer respecting them, by some notice of 
the anatomical arrangement aHd physical action of the organa 
which are immediately subservient to the function of genera- 
tion, and also of those which are only indirectly oonnected 
therewith. 
The parte In man which are immediately connected with the MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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functions Jn*t alluded to, are, as has been already stated, of • 
complex nature and very delicate structure. They consist of 
the testicles, by which the semen or seed is secreted, and of 
their appendages, throngh which the seminal fluid is trans- 
mitted to the urethra at its origin Dear the neck of the bladder 
and of the penis or yard, by means of which the act of copula- 
tion takes place, and through a canal, in the nnder part of 
which called the urethra the seed is conveyed from the recep- 
tacles in which it is retained, to those organs of the female, 
which are engaged in the function of generation. 
The urinary organs, both in the male and female, may be re- 
garded as subsidiary to this function, and many of the dis- 
eases to which they are liable exert amaliflcent influence on its 
performance, and not nr,frequently produce impotence, either 
temporary or permanent, according to the nature and severity 
of the disease. 
The Kidneys, which are the organs solely engaged in the 
secretion of the urine, are glandular bodies of an oblong shape, 
seated on either side of the spine, upon and below the two last 
ribs, and behind the stomaca and intestines; the right kidney 
is also under the liver, when the man is in the erect position, 
and the left under the spleen; the right kidney is gene ally the 
lower and the larger. It is said that these organs are ljpore 
considerable in size in those persons whose passions are very 
strong, and almost uncontrolable, than they are in those who 
are less addicted to women. 
In shape the kidneys resemble the kidney bean—its structure 
la almost wholly made of arteries, veins, and wi h a few small 
branches of nerves, derived partly from tho-e which are con- 
nected with the ribs, and thence called intercostal, and partly 
from a branch from the stomach, thus causing a great sympa- 
thy between those organs. The arteries by which the kidneys 
are supplied with blood, which is partly used for the support of 
the organ, and partly for the secretion of urine, is derived di- 
rectly fn >m the aorta, or great artery of the body. When it en- 
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branches, which are again divided Into smaller ones, and these 
into still smaller, until they terminate In vessels so exceedingly 
minute as to be invisible to the naked eye. From these the 
veins are formed, and by these tne urine is secreted, and falls by 
drops into a poueh, whic1' is situated about the middle or lower 
part of the organ, and which forms the commencement of the 
ureter. The veins join the great cava vein, and discharges its 
blood into what is called by anatomists the gteat portal system, 
by which it is conveyed to the liver, after this has been freed in 
the kidney from a certain portion of its serum, and also from 
Certain salts. The nerves of the kidneys are few and small, so 
that the organ is not endowed with much sensation. 
The Ureters are long, hollow tubes, and constitute the con- 
tinuation of the pelves of the kidneys. There is one on each 
side of the body, and they pass downwards and slightly inwards 
to the back and lower parts of the bladder, which they pierce, 
running between its coats for about an inch, so that if the bladder 
should become exceedingly distended, its contents would not be 
forced back into these tubes. They are well supplied with 
branches of arteries, veins and nerves, and their sensibility in a 
State of disease is considerable. Their use is to convey the urine 
from the kidney into the bladder. 
The Bladder is situated in that part of the body called the pel- 
vis. It is of considerable size, and admits in some instances of 
distension to a degree that Would hardly be credited, were it not 
a well-known fact. 
This power, however, is not acquired without considerable risk 
to health and life. This Organ in man lies directly on his bowels, 
woman ihe womb intervenes between it and the rectum. 
It is of an oval shape, constitutes the great receptacle of the urine, 
which when it has collected to such an amount as to become a 
source of inconvenience, is by a voluntary effort got rid of through 
the urethra—a prolongation of the bladder commencing at its 
neck, and extending along the under surface of the penis, as has 
been already stated. The bladder is well supplied with arteries, 
veins and nerves, and is very sensitive when in a state of disease. 
It has three coats, one of them being composed of muscular 
fibres ; its constriction causes the expulsion of the urine ; it has on 
that account been called the detrusor urinae. 
The neck of the bladder, which in man is longer and narrower, 
and in womnn is shorter and wider, is surrounded by a sphincter 
muscle, by which the continued running away of the urine is pre- 
vented, unless from disease the muscle has become useless. 
The secretion or separation of the urine from the blood by ves- 
gels appropriated tor that purpose, constitute the principal functions 
Of the kidney. The fluid, when secreted, is carried along the 
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tabled until, from iti state of distention, its evacuation by the 
Urethra is required. 
The pocess by which the secretion of the urine is effected is 
one of exceeding interest and admirably adapted to display the 
wisdom ot the Divine machinist. The blood from which it is 
to be separated is conveyed to the organ, as has been already 
mentioned, by the renal artery which divides into branches 
supplying different parts of lhe organ, and hese again in their 
turn form arches of C' mmunication with each other, whence 
spring mi ute a teries or brai chlets. these again constituting a 
complete neiwork of vessels by a general i osculation. Tney 
terminate in the commencement of veins, and a so in aritiifer- 
ous tunes, by which latter the separation of the urine is ef- 
fected. The crypts or cryptoe, small round or oval bodies, 
which are found everywhere in tee network of vessels just 
sp‘ ken of, and which eonsi.-t almost solely of vessels, are by 
some supposed to be the ori- in of the uriniferous tubes. The 
tunes terminate in a mammilliar process, which projects into a 
email memhrauhns bag. called from iis shape ti e infundibula* 
or funnel ; into this bag the urine passes from the uriniferous 
tubes; it is thence convoyed to ihe larger pouch colled the pel- 
vis, and afterwards through the ureter into ihe bladder. Sev- 
eral of the tubes terminate in one mammilliar process, and so 
also seveial of the mammilliar urocesse* open into on* infun- 
dibulum. The last mint ed pouch, like the pelvis of the kiduey, 
the meters, bladder and ure.hra, is defended from the acrimony 
of ihe urine by a secietion of mucus which lines its inner coat. 
Ihe quantity of urine, and the celerity with which it is passed 
after certain fluids bavu been taken into the btomach. have in- 
duced iu some gersons a belief that vessels existed, but which 
have not yet been discovei ed, foiniing an immediate communi- 
cation between the stomach and the bladder, uuconnec ed with 
the kidneys. But the quickness with which fluids cau be ab- 
sorbed and conveyed to the thoracic ducts, the velocity of the 
escalation, and Hie great quanti y of blood cariied by the re- 
nal ar eries to tne kidneys, will account for ilie celerity with 
which urine is sepura.ed, without liavir g recourse o the suppo- 
sition bf unknown channels. From the extensive communica- 
ti u which the nerves of the kidneys have with those of the 
alimentary ca al, it is not improbable that the secretion of 
urine from the blood may commence before the abfoibeenta 
have time to carry any quantity of water, rcce ved into the 
Btomach into the blood vessels; nature, being aware thar those 
vessels would be overcharged, did not a sepmation of some of 
the watery fluid alteady in them immediaiely begin. 
Thai the secretion of the Kidneys is much influenced by pa*-, 
■ions and ideas of tho mind, we need only instance in proot, 
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in suddenly increasing the xuantity of urine, and producing an in* 
surmountable desire to void it, In patients laboring under some 
difficulty from stricture in passing it, the mind referring to the 
complaint will often greatly increase the secretion ef that fluid, 
and multiply the calls to pass it from the body. This will be ex- 
emplified in a subsequent chapter. 
The rena' capsules are concavo-eonvex bodies, seated immedi- 
ately above the kidneys, imbedded in fat, and freely supplied with 
blood, principally from the renol artery, arising directly from the 
great arterial trunk, and from other vessels. Its nerves are de- 
rived from the great sympathetic. In the interior there is found 
a cavity, containing n fluid of a dark saffron color, the use of 
which and of the renal capsule itself we are yet ignorant of. 
The Prostate gland, of which we shall speak more fully when 
treating of the anatomy of the organs speciolly concerned in gen- 
eration. is in immediate connection with the neck of the bladder ; 
although not in fact directly engaged in the process of generation, 
it is more intimately connected therewith than any of the parts 
which have hitherto been considered. Under the same head the 
urethra may be regarded; it is indeed mole closely connected 
with generation than the prostate, inasmuch as the seed-recep- 
tacles open into it, and the seed itself is ejected through it. Al- 
though then the prostate and urethra constitute a portion, and a 
very important one. of the urinary organs, a descriptien of their 
anatomy will be better understood, after the orgons specially en- 
gaged in the function of generation, to wit: the testicles, defer- 
ent vessels, seminal receptacles, etc., have been described. 
Tho scrotum or purse is a bag of skin, divided about the middle 
by a septum so aj to firm two cavities, in each of which a testicle 
is contained. The situation of this septum is marki d externally 
by an irregular line called the raphe. The contraction or corrug- 
ation of the scrotum, which accurs at times, is said by come anat- 
omists to depend on the action of a muscle which they call dartos. 
This, however, is denied by others, who do not admit the exist- 
ence of this muscle. 
The testicles, or organs which secrete the semen, are nourished 
and suppiied with blood by long and tenneious vessels which arise 
from the main arterial trunk, and are called the spermatic arter- 
ies ; the blood which they thus receive serves for the elimination 
and secretion of the seed—a process which is effected by the pecu- 
liar action of the testicles, and which secreting power affixes to 
these organs a value and importance in the human frame, not even 
second to that which attaches to those generally regarded by anat- 
omists as the more noble, being those the destruction or serious 
impairment of the functions of which may involve loss of life. 
The value which men place on these organs—the testicles—is ren- 
dered evident by the fact that suicide is not unfrequently caused 
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Operation of castration has been performed, in consequence of 
cancerous or other serious diseases affecting the testicles, generally 
become moping and melancholy, and speedily perish. The same 
thing occurs when from a similar canse the penis has been ampu- 
tated ; nor is the feeling of dejection and extreme wretchedness, 
consequent on these operations, confined to persons in the prime of 
life, and previously in the full enjoyment of the functions of re- 
production. Old men, even those in whom, trom effects of ad- 
vanced age, all desire and capacity for sexual intercourse have 
entirely ceased, when deprived of these organs by a surgical pro- 
ceeding, fall the victims of an insatiable melancholy. c 
Eunuchs, who have been castrated prior to the possession of 
those feelings which nature causes to spring up in man after the 
period of puberty, are of course not subject to the same d< gree of 
depression and wretchedness of mind and body as are those who 
are rendered impotent, after having shared in the happiness and 
delights of matrimonial intercourse. Their disgust ol life arises 
from witnessing the comforts which others enjoy, from which they 
are ever debarred, and which they have no means of fully appre- 
ciating. 'There is also a marked difference in the external cnar- 
actenstics of a man and of an eunuch. The latter are rendered, 
by the degrading operation to which they have been subject d, 
more effeminate in personal appearance than are those who are in 
the full vigor and enjoyment of manhood. The voice resembl es 
that of children, the hair becomes thin and delicate, the limbs are 
small, the beard and whiskers do not grow, or at best are thm a nd 
scattered, add the mental faculties are prevented attaining eit her 
vigor or penetration. Myst of these changes and differences in 
the constitution not unfrequently attend the operation of castra- 
tion, when performed during manhood, if it be complete, that is 
if both testicles have been removed. They do not, however, 03- 
cur at once, but take place gradually ; erection and even em ssion 
may be effected on more than one occasion, after both tesiticles 
have been removed. When emission occurs some months after 
castration has been performed, it Is not seminal, but simply the se- 
cretion of the seminal vesicles and the prostate gland; 
The ancient Romans would not allow any one to bear witness 
against another in a court of justice, unless he were perfect in the 
organs of generation—unless the testicles were sound and entire. 
Tne papal clergy so far carry this rule into effect, that no one can 
be admitted a member of their priesthood, against whom a similar 
defect can with truth be alleged. 
It occasionally happens that the testicles which before birth are 
lodged within the cavity of rhe abdomen, immediately besore the 
kidneys, do not descend into the scrotum or purse, but remain in 
ihe belly, geuerally within what is called the abdominal canal. 
Sometimes only one is retained in the abdomen, and that gener- 
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disease, and although not absolutely deprived of the power of ac- 
creting seed, yet their action is generally more or less imperfect, 
in all probability from the compression they undergo, and the nar- 
rowness of ihe canal by which they are in fact somewhat elonga- 
ted and flattened, and smaller than usual. 
An apprentice of the late Sir Astley Cooper, in whom the tes- 
ticles had not descended, commit ed su cide, from the fear that 
he was impotent. His body was examined after death, and the 
seminal vesicles were found to be full of semen; the testicles 
themselves, which were both within the abdomen and close to 
the internal abdominal ring, being nearly, if not quite, of a natu- 
ral size. In another case, that of a lad nineteen years of age, 
only one organ was retained in the cavity of the abdomen. It 
was smailer than its fellow, but the ducts, etc., were perfectly 
healthy. 
The non-descent of the testicles from the abdomen into the 
purse does not, however, necessarily involve the infliction of im- 
potence—the greatest physical eurse to which manhood can be 
subjected. 
The spermatic artery as has been already remarked, is given 
off by the main arterial trunk ; it is a long, undulating, and tortu- 
ous vessel. The blood which is thns conveyed to the organs, after 
having been employed by the testicles for the separation and 
secretion of the seed, is re-conve\ed in a refuse si ate by other 
ve sels, called the spermatic veins, back to the general circula- 
tory system in the body. The double set of els, the arte- 
ries atid veins, were called by the older anatomists the vara 
preparantia, as being the parts principally concerned with the 
testicles in the preparation of the seed. 
The spermatic arteries are remarkable, besides their length 
and toetuosity for their smallness, which prevents their con- 
taining more than a small quantity of blood at a time. They 
pass obliquely downwards and outwards, behind the peritone- 
um, and are contained in a common protecting sheath with the 
veins forming with the nerves of the testicle what is called the 
spermatic cord ; they then rr.rt over the psoas muscles and ure- 
ters. and pass out through the rings of the abdomen and ab- 
dominal canal, over tde os p bis or share bone, and into the 
scrotum, which the snpermatic artery enters, and, os already 
remarked, supplies the vas deferens, 
> The latter namediorgan, which is invested in its own sheath, 
called by the name tunica v ginalis. is composed of the body 
of tho testicle, and theepidydirnis, the latter being situated at 
the upper part. Its substyuce is of a white, soft, and appa- 
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number of email tubes, called the seminiferous tubes, which 
terminate in the epidydimis. These tubes are convoluted on 
each other, and closelv connected together, but when unraveled 
and injected with quicksilver, will extend to a considerable 
length. 
The spermatic veins arise in three sets from the testicles, two 
of which soon unite, They are exceedingly tortuous in their 
course, and freely anastomose with each other, while in the 
lower part of the cord, but these inter-dommunications cease 
after they have entered the abdominal canal, on leaving which, 
while crossing the psoas muscle, they unite together and form 
one vein, which on the rigut side terminates in the lower vena 
cava, and on the left in the vein which arises from the kidney 
on that side. Their use has been already mentioned. The 
larger veins are provided with valv s. The nerves of the tes- 
ticles are ptincip dly derived from those which supply the kid- 
neys. They take the same course as the spermatic arteries, an 
constitute with them and the veins the spermatic chord, some 
branches of the hypogastric lexus join the spe1 matic nerves 
in tde chord, and form wiih them a kind of network or inter- 
lacing with their branches, which mingle with and embrace the 
blood vessels supplying thd testicles. The spermatic nerves 
are finally distributed to the subs'ance of the organ, to the due 
performance of the function of which they are subsidiary. 
1 he testicles are gcneraily two in number, one on each side 
of the scrotum or purse, but cases have been published in 
which there has been only one testicle, and in others again 
there bave been found three, four, and even, although very 
rarely, five testici s. The older writers, by whom some of 
these cases have heed mentioned, considered the possessors of 
so unusual a number of testicles to be more than ordinarily sa- 
lacions. This latter statement, is more than doubtfal, and it baa 
sometimes happened that a small tumor hop assumed the char- 
acter and eppearance of an additional testicle. The occasional 
although rare occurrence of a third testicle lias, ho Sever, been 
placed beyond all doubt. Dr. Macann, a staff surgeon in the 
British urmy. yvblished an instance of this, which cam « under 
his own observation. The person in whom this anomalous con- 
dition took place was a recruit about twenty years of age, and the 
additional organ was on the right side, nearer the groin than the 
proper testicle. It had its own spermatic cord, which joined the 
tord of the other organ at the upper parts of the purse, and the 
ras deferens could be distinctly felt in each. 
Persons having three testicles are called triorchides ; those who 
jmssess only one are known in science by the name of raonor- 
.\hides. These latter cases are equally rare, and those which are 
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triorchides already alluded to. Some few instances, floweret 
have been published by modern authors, and in some of these, 
the facts having been examined after death, the non-existence of 
one of the testicles has been clearly ascertained. Instances also 
have been known in which the unhappy sufferers have been eu- 
nuchs from birth, having been born without either testicles. 
Where these important organs are natural in size, number, and 
general appearance, they are generally nearly two inches in 
length, one and a half in the transverse direction, and one in 
Jiicknesg. The tunica vaginalis or investing membrane of the 
testicles which has been already alluded to, consists of two layers, 
the inner one directly enveloping the testicles, It secretes a kind 
of semen, which serves to lubricate it. Between the two lnyers of 
the vaginal tunic is Contained the fluid hydrocele, or dropsy of the 
purse. In some cases the cavity formed between the two layers 
of this membrane remains continuous with the cavity of the ab- 
domen. In such instances there is the double danger of the oc- 
currence of what is called congeniial rupture, and also of the ex- 
tension of severe inflammation from the cavity of the vaginal tunic 
to the abdomen. 
Between the testicles and the tunica vaginalis, there is another 
tunic or coat called the tunica albuginea, which is smooth, white 
and inelastic, composed of fibres and structure. It completely 
covers the testicle, but not the epididymis. At the upper, back, 
and outer part of the organ, it iorms a projecng body containing 
the blood vetsel and part of the glandular structure of the tes- 
ticle, as well as the seminal canals of the retes Asiley Cooper 
call' d it mediastinum tesiis. The unyielding character of its tu- 
nics is the cause of the intense paiu which is experienced when 
the oagan is swelled and inflamed. The testicle is also invested 
and protected by a muscle called the cremaster, which is formed 
partly by some of the fibres of the oblique muscles of the ab- 
domen. and partly arises from the lower part of the spine of 
the ilium, and from the pubis. It acts as a third C at or tunic 
to the t« sticie. It expands a 1 round the tunica vaginalis which 
it closely embraces, foiming a holh w mnsn'e, within which the 
testicle and its tunics a e contained, and which, when it is in 
action, contracts and draws the orgau it encloses npwatds to 
the abdomen, snstaining and c impressing it, and forcing out 
along the vas deferens the semen previously secreted by the 
organ. The action of thiB muscle is principally involuntary, 
but it has been found in some few instances to be under the 
control of the will. The Cremaster Jlmcle i small and indis- 
tinct prior to puberty; after that period it is greatly developed 
in persons who are very m scniar, and is eqceedingly well 
parked in cases of old rupture or hydr cele. 
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Hc!« consists of an infinite number of small tubes, which are 
ea led he tubull seminiferi, or seminiferoi'.s tubes. These are 
very numerous; (heir number has been calculated bv Lautb at 
840, andtheii entire mean length at 1750 feet, the mean leng h 
of each duct or tube bemg twenty-five inches. They comma- 
nicate readily with each other, ai d thus constitute one vast 
network of communication. Their calilue is of varying diam- 
eter in different individuals, and is also modifl d by the age of 
the party, and the state of activity or of rest of ihe organ it- 
self. They are much larger in an ac.ive ad It in the prime of 
life, while the organs are i > full vicor, than they are in the 
child or old man. They differ occasionally also in the testicles 
of the same individual, the calibre of the seminiferous lobes in 
the one testicle being greater than that of the ot her. la their 
conrse in the body of the organ, they converge towards the part 
described as tee mediastinum; then two ir mor tubes unite, 
and form a conical lobe, the point of which opens into the me- 
diastinum tesiis. Of these lobes there are between four at.d 
five hundred in each te-ticl?. 
The epididymus, wh ch, it has been stated, is seated at the 
upper and back pa t of the testicle, is the continuation of the 
numerous seed-bearing tubes; 1; descends along the bac;< part 
of the testicie gradually bect-mer larger in diameter, bat less 
convoluted, until it begins to ascend, wnrn it obtairs the name 
of vasa deferens. It is no longer than the testicle, being about 
two inches in length, and f >ur or fives lines in width It con- 
sists principally of seminal canal -, from which arise in the after 
part of t e rete testis, the vasa efferentia, or different vessels, 
of which tubes there are generally twelve in number, although 
there be sometimes as many as thirty. And these ducts, alter 
numerous and close convolutions, nite with, or rather termi- 
nate, in the canal of the epididvmisi Their average united 
le.icth has been estimaied by Lauth at nearly eight f et, the 
separate length of each being rather more than seven inches. 
The parts of the epididymis known as its body and tail, ark 
compo-ed of the convolutions r twistings of its canal. 'I his 
la* ter is vey irregular in size and length, averaging generally 
when unf lded and driwii ont about, twenty feet. It varies 
greatly both in length and calibre in different individuals. Tee 
walls of this canal, unlike those of t»>e vasa efferentia, arc very 
strong, and will bear c 'ns!deruble violence. It terminates in 
the canal called the vas deferens, or deferent vessel, the excre- 
tory duct of the or/an, and is generally narrower in calibre at 
the part whe e it unites with the vas deferens, than In any 
Other part of its course. 
There is some imes a blind canal found connected with the 
epididymis or dsftwaat vessel, which has been called by Haller 180 
toe vasculnm aberrans. It Is as large in diameter as the canal 
of the epididymis, and is generally from eight to fourteen 
inches long, although it only passes along the cord for two or 
three inches, when it either terminates in a dilated extremity, or 
else gradually diminish.es ir. size, and Anally disappears. It is 
much convoluted in its course. It is not of unfrequent occur- 
recce, although in perhaps the majority of instances it is not 
present, hy some it has been supposed to be a snpp ementary 
Tas deferens; others again conceive that its office is merely the 
secretion of a fluid to assist in lubricating the part composing 
the epididymis—while others again regard it as a mere divert- 
iculum, accidental iu its formation, such as is occasionally met 
with among the intestine.* 
The vas deferens or deferent vessel, the eqcretory dqct of the 
testic'e. forms a constituent pa; t of the spermatic cord, and is 
readily distinguished from the arteries, veins, nerves, and ab- 
sorbents, by its cartilaginous feel. It is firm : nd round in 
shape, and it has been supposed that its panetes or walls were 
muscular. It is continuous with the under part of the epididy- 
mis, and ascends along its inner side, forming numerous convo- 
lutions, until it passes beyond the testicle, when it j ins the 
spermatic vessels and nerves to form the chord, It then enters 
and passes through the abdomtuaf'canal, after which it leave8 
the chord and pluuues into the pelvis, passing backwards in the 
form of an arch on the outside of the peritoneum, to w hich it 
adheres; it p asses first by the side of, and thou behind and be- 
low the bladder, inclining gently inwards in its course, toward 
the cervix of that viscns, until at last, about the base of the 
prostate gland, it comes in contact, but does not communicate 
with the vas deferens of the opposite side. It terminates in the 
seminal testicle, immediately above and behind the prostate, 
and with it forms the ejaculatory canal, which forms the pros- 
tatic part of the urethra* As the vas deferens approaches its 
ermin ation in the seminal vesicle, it increases in breadth and 
capacity, becoming again gradually smaller as it reaches the 
prostate. 
The testicles la the fetus are situated in the abdomen, posts- 
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ferential, or different vessels, of which tubes they are generally 
twelve in number, although there be sometimes as many as thirty. 
And these ducts, after numerous and close convolutions, unite with, 
or rather terminate in the canal of the epididymis. Their average 
united length has b:;en estimated by Lauth at nearly eight feet, the 
separate length of each .being rather more than seven inches. 
The parts of the epididymis known as its body and tail, are com- 
posed of the convolutions or twistings of its canal. This latter is 
very irregular in size and length averaging generally when unfolded 
and drawn out about twenty feet. It varies greatly, both in length 
and calibre in different individuals. The walls of this canal, unlike 
those of the vasa e.Terentia, are very strong, and will bear consid- 
erable violence. It terminates in t e canal called the vas deferens 
deferent vessel, the excretory duct of the organ, and is generally 
narrower in calibre at the part where it unites with the vas deferens, 
than ha any other part of its course. 
There is sometimes a blind canal found connected with the epidid- 
ymis or deferent vessel, which has been called by Haller the vas- 
culum aberrans. It is as large in diameter as the canal of the epidid- 
ymis, and is generally from eight to fourteen inches long, although 
it only passes along the cord for two or three inches, when it either 
terminates in a dilated extremi y, or el e gradually diminishes in 
size, and finally disappears. It is much convoluted in its course. It 
is not of unfrequent occurrence, although in perhaps the majority 
of instances it is not present. As many as three vascula aberrantia 
have been found. But little is known of the real use to which this 
blind canal is subservient in the economy. By some it has been sup- 
posed to be a supplementary vas deferens ; others again conceive 
that its office is merely the secretion of a fluid to assist in lubricating 
the part composing the epidid' mis,—while others again regard it as 
a mere diverticulum, accidental in its formation, such as is occasion- 
ally met with among the intestines. 
The vas deferens or deferent vessel, the excretory duct of the tes- 
ticle, forms a constituent part of the spermatic cord, and is readily 
distinguished from the arteries, vains, nerves, and absorbents, by its 
cartilaginous feel. It is firm an ! r und in shape, and it has been sup- 
posed that its parietes or wall, were muscular. It is continuous 
with the under part of the epididymis, and ascends along its inner 
side, forming numerous convo utions until it passes beyond the tea- 182 
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rlor to Its lining: membrane the peritoneum, Immediately below 
the kidneys, and in front of the psoas muscles. The epididy- 
mis Is about one- third larger relatively to the body of the tes- 
ticle than it is in the adult. Connected with each of these or- 
gans while tn the fetal state, is a soft, solid body of a eonical 
shape, which is called the gnbernaculum. It is attached to the 
lower ends of the testicle and epididymus, and to the origin of 
the vas deferens. It passes out of the abdomen in the course 
taken by the tesiicle. through the iuguinal canal and the abdo- 
minal ring.-, downwards into the scrotum, to which it is at- 
tached. It is suri onnded with a layer of muscular libras, and 
is supplied with blood by a branch from the artery of the vas 
deferens. The te-ticle, between the fifth and sixth month of 
fetal life, is gradually drawn by the contraction of the muscular 
fibres enveloping the gubemactiium, and by the action of the 
cremaster muscle, from its situation near the kidney, upwards 
towards the internal abdominal ring. Towards the close of the 
seventh month it is generally found that the ring traverses the 
inguinal canal during the neqt month, and finally towards the 
close of the period of pregnancy, is generaliy to be discovered 
n the scrotum. As the organ progresses through the abdomen 
and canal, it pushes before it a reflection of the peritoneum, 
weich subsequently becomes the tunica vaginalis, which has 
been already described The gnbernaculum, meanwhile grad- 
ually lieci mes everted, and its muscular fibres constitute a kind 
of investing covering to the vaginal tunic, the remaining por- 
tion of its texture contribiring to form the loose cellular tissue, 
which is found so abundantly in the scrotum. Its attachment* 
to the bottom of the scrotum gradually disappear alter the de- 
scent of the organ, which they were intended to facilitate. 
This, however, is not always the rase. In some instances in 
which the testicl1 s have not descended further than the abdo- 
minal ring or canal, some portion of the gnbernaculum may 
still be in existence, and may even retain some of its envelop- 
ing muscular fibres. Chemical Production of Serpents. 
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The non-descent of both testicles isorae mopmativfjy rare 
occurrence. When one has descended, it is p fcorrequently the 
right than the left* It sometimes remains ermauenft'y fixed 
in the situation which it occupied when the child was born, but 
it occasionally descends prior to puberty, most generally be- 
tween the second and the tenth year. The descent has been 
known to some after birth. Wrlsberg me .tions several such 
instances. The cause of this non-descent is not at present 
well known; it may, however, depend on the occurrences of 
abdominal inflammation prior to birth, or on some imperfection 
in the mnscnlar apparatus by which the testicle t-hould be drawn 
into the cavity of the scrotum When the bodies of persons 
who have been the subject of this non-descent have been ex- 
amined after death, filaments or bands of greater or less length 
have been discovered binding the organ to some of the parts in 
the abdomen, and it has even been found adhering to one of 
the intestines. This singular cause of the non-descent of the 
testidle can only be attributed to previous indammation. The 
small size of the abdominal rings may also operate as a canse 
preventive of the descent of testicles. An operation has been 
performed under such circumstances to relieve the organ, and 
place it in tne scrotum, and it was followed by success. It 
Bas, however, attended with great difficulty and incouvenienee, 
and the cure was very tedious. 
The vas defe ens, in cases of undescended testicle, is gener- 
ally of exceeding length, so as to present a greater degree of 
tortuosity than usual 
It occasionally happens that, Independent of their non-de- 
sdent, the testicles do not attain their full size and powers of se- 
creting semen. This state has been termed an arrest of devel- 
opment—a phra»e the meaning of which is simply that the or- 
gans at a certain period of life prior to puberty, have oeased to 
grow. A case h as been described of a gentleman, who, when it 
his twenty-sixth year, had a penis and testicles which were not 
larger than those of a boy eight years old ; and another of a man 
thirty yean old, in whom these organs presented a Similar ap, 184 
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pearance. Such instances are not beyond the influence of medi- 
cine, unless perhaps when they occur in the persons of idiots. 
Wasting or diminution in the size and powers of the organs may 
occur at any age. The testicle is generally of the proper shape, 
although diminished in size, but feels soft, having lost its elasticity 
and firmness. It is pale in texture, and its blood vessels appear to 
be less in number than in the healthy state. The secretion con- 
tained in the seminiferous tubes is entirely devoid of spesmatic 
granules and spermatozoa, the nrtuge and use of which will be 
mentioned in a short time. In some instances the organ under" 
goes what is called the fatty degeneration. The spermrtic cord is 
also generally affected by the extension of the disease . the nerves 
shrink, the blood vessels are reduced in size and number it is said, 
and the cremaster mescle disappears. 
When disease of the organ is the cause of its atrophied condi. 
tion, it becomes altered in shape, being uneven and iriegular, and 
sometimes elongated, as well as diminished in size and weight. 
The proper glandular structure also seems to have nearly if no 
altogether disappeared. 
Among the causes of this atrophy of the testicle may be enume- 
rated impeded circulation, pressure, wanting exercise, and loss of 
nervous influence, as well as certain causes which Specially affect 
the organs. Atrophy, or an occasional result of local inflammation 
of the testicle in case of mumps. Excess in sexual interconse and 
enanism arn also efficient causes of these imqortant organs. They 
will be alluded to more in detail hereafter. It is generally pre- 
ceded by a low kind of local inflammation. 
Injuries of the head, especially ot the back part, have not un- 
frequently been the cause of atrophy of these organs, and it has 
been known to occur without any apparent cause. 
The fact that injuries of a severe nature affecting the back part of 
the head are followed by such a tesult would tend to support the 
views of the phrenologists that the seat of sexual desire is in thr 
cerebellum, which is there located, and between which and the or 
gaa of generation they say there is great sympathy. The brab, 
either in its entire, or in ita particular part of it, undtr Jr'nfjf f > Medical guide. 
185 
<ttete«* greet !r finance of the mind on the organs of generation, and 
•f the latter on the mind 1* completely reciprocal. 
Bo much similitude Is there in the structure of the brain and of th* 
testicle, as well as a most extraordinary sympathy between them 
that experience In the course of a practice extending through a se- 
ries of years, has demonstrated that there are many cases where 
the human mind suffers under a species of derangement, in conse- 
quence of diseases of the organ of generation, especially a tube* 
dorsalis, and for this, solid reason may and will hereafter be given. 
The vas deferens, a duct as important as the testicle is itself, inas- 
much as it Is the canal through which the semen is conveyed to the 
seminal vesicles, is occasionally, but rarely, imperfect, or greatly 
deficient in some part of its course. It sometimes terminates it a 
cul-decsac, more or less near the organ from which it arises. In some 
Instances when this occurs, the testicle itself is imperfect, in others,In 
appearance at least it seems to be healthy,and the seminiferous tube* 
contain semen abounding in spermatozoa. Sometimes the epididy- 
mis Is altogether absent, or partially imperfect. Occasionally th* 
▼as deferens is of unnatural shortness, and terminates in a seminal 
vesicle, not situated in its ordinary place, and totally unconnected 
with the urethra. All these constitute serious and important im- 
pairments of the generative functions, because although the testlcl* 
itself may be perfect in its structure, and fully capable of perform- 
ing its duties, still is It rendered useless if its deferent duct be Im- 
perfect. Fortunately however such deficiencies are of rare occur- 
rence, and when they are met with, are generally found to affect 
•ne organ only, leaving the other lit and capable for efficient 
action. 
The semen, or fluid secreted by the testicles, is always when eva- 
luated, mixed with the secretions of other structures, such as thosa 
»f the seminal vesicles, the prostate gland, and the mucus glands of 
the urethra. To examine semen in its pure state, it should be obtaiu- 
»d from the deferent vessels of an animal recently dead, In whom 
death has ensued from accident or intention, and not from disease. 
On examination, the seminal fluid is found to possess many cf th* 
jronertles of other animal mucilages. It is of a blueish white color, 
and nearly of the consistence of cream, but more unequal. Thai 
which Is first discharged by living animals has nearly the properties 
•f what U found la th* vas* deferent!* and other vmmU of th* teat 186 
me ma#»« KA#i> and 
.1 x wtd tar md more opaque, while that which follow* men 
resembles tha common mucus of the nose, but Is less viscid. It hat, 
when fir** -e ..ed, a peculiar heavy smell, which has been compared 
tc that os cne farina of the Spanish chestnut. This odor appears to 
be derived from the secretions of the seminal vesicles, prostate and 
mucus glands of the urethra, as pure semen obtained from the epidi- 
dymis or deferent vessels has not any such smell. Its taste Is said by 
one of our most eminent physiologists to be at first insipid, with how- 
ever a certain degree of pungency; alter a little time It stimulates 
and excites a degree of warmth in the mouth. Yanqueline describes 
It as having a sharp and slightly astringent taste. Its specific gravity 
Is greater than that of any other fluid In the body; It sinks Into wa- 
ter, Is coagulable by alcohol, Is soluble In nitric and sulphuric acids, 
is softened by vegetable acids, evaporates by heat, loses its viscidity 
on the addition of lime-water, which however Is increased by potash 
and soda, and it is thickened by ammonia. When exposed to air, it 
soon liquifies, and then becomes specifically lighter than before, but 
it always remains heavier than water. When It docs liquify, It will 
combine with water at any temperature, but It will not do so at the 
time of ejection, nor will water dissolve it at any temperature, from 
aero to the boiling point, If it have not been previously liquified. 
According to the detailed experiments of Vanqueline, which were 
published In the Annalesde Chemle for 1791, and which have been 
quoted by Fourcroy, Richerand, and others, hun.an semen appears 
to be composed of ninety parts of water, six of common animal mu- 
cilage, three of phosphate of lime, and one of soda. It exhibits a 
very marked alcaline character, changing the syrup of violets green, 
owing to the soda which it contains. The animal mucilage is not pure 
albumen ; but Richerand observes it should rather be considered as 
a gelatanous mucus, on which its indissolubility in water, its odor 
and spontaneous ilquifaction seems to depend. 
The application of the powers of the microscope to semen ha* 
shown that very minute bodies swim in it; these move with rapidity, 
and from their various motions, from their avoiding obstacles, their 
retrogression, and change of velocity, they have been regarded as 
ammalcula. They are formed like a tadpole, with a round head or 
body and a narrow tail. They are found in very great numbers In 
healthy seminal fluid, and closely crowded together. Ludovlc Haum* 
Is said to bar* been tb* discoverer of these animalcul*. and to have MEDICAL GUIDE, 
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shewn them to Lewenhoeok in 1677. Lewenhoeck ha* claimed the 
discovery as his own. 
These anamalcuise are not found, it is said, in the fluid contained 
the seminal organs before puberty ; but are always present after- 
wards, and do not disappear while man retains the power of procre- 
ation, having been met with in persons of a very advanced age; 
they are stated to be either imperfect or altogether wanting in that 
of mules. The more general character with respect to these tadpoles 
in the semen of the mules is that they are greatly deficient in num- 
ber, and very imperfect in their formation. Some physiologist* 
have asserted that they are also absent from the semen of perssns 
who are suffering from or have been much debilitated by continual 
disease. The theories which have been formed respecting their na- 
ture and uses have been very various. 
These animalcul® or tadpoles are now called spermatozoa, as it 1* 
yet a question among physiologists whether they are independent 
parasitic animals, or merely animated particles, of the organism in 
which they exist. A spermatozoa consists of a flattened, oval, and 
perfectly transparent body ; terminating in a filiform tapering tail, 
which together measnre from one-fiftieth to one-fortieth of a line in 
length. Wagner has shown that they are developed within cells, and 
originate from the spermatic granules, being formed by the disper- 
sion of the nuclei of these cells. 
These animalcul® are peculiar to the spermatic fluid and consti- 
tute the chief characteristic of this secretion. They live for many 
honr3 after they have been ejected from the urethra; the application 
of blood does not injure them, but that of urine renders their mo- 
tions feeble and hastens their death. 
The spermatic fluid also contains a number of minute, round, col- 
orless, granular corpuscles, which vary in quantity, but are usually 
much less numerous than the spermatozoa. Both these elements of 
the sperm are snsponded in a clear transparent fluid termed tho 
liquor seminls, or seminal liquor. The quantity of seminal fluid 
Knitted during the act of sexual congress varies from one to two or 
three drachms. 
There is a singular fact connected with the history of these anl- 
malcul®, that they have been discovered in very large numbers, and 
hi a very lively state on more than one occasion in the fluid removed 
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wound In the testicles by the instrument used In operating, and is 
the encysted form, it is supposed that it is owing to a rupture of one 
of the seminal tubull. 
It has been already remarked that the tadpoles or spermatozoa are 
imperfect or deficient iu the semen of mules, or hybrid animals. 
Hence depends in all probability the impotence or sterility o those 
creatures. They are generally utterly incapable of generation. 
There are however instances, both among the mammalia and birds, 
of individuals belonging to species universally held to be distinct, 
anit'ng and producing young, which again were prolific. That the 
mule can engender with the mare, and that the she-mule can con- 
ceive, was known to Aristole. The circumstances is said to occur 
aaorc frequently in warm countries : but it has taken place in Scot- 
land. Buffon states that the offspring of the he-goat and ewe pos- 
sesses perfect powers of reproduction. We might expect these ani- 
mals, with the addition also of the chamois, to copulate together 
easily, because they arc nearly the same size, very similar in inter- 
nal structure, and accustomed to artificial domestic life, and to the 
society of each other from birth upwards. There Is a similar facility 
in some birds, where such unions are often fruitful, and produce pro 
liflc offspring. The cock and hen canary birds produce with the hen 
and cock siskin and goldfinch ; the hen canary produces with the 
cock chaffinch, bullfinch, yellow hammer and sparrow. The pro- 
geny In all these cases is prolific, and breeds not only with both the 
species from which they spring, but likewise with each other. The 
common cock and the hen patridge as well as the cock and guinea 
hen, and the pheasant and the hen can produce together. 
Notwithstanding all these and perhaps other examples which 
might be adduced, the general rule is that hybrids are incompetent 
to perform the act of generation, so as to produce offspring, and it is 
• wise provision of nature that such should be the case, to prevent 
the world being Inhabited by monstrous creatures, as would be the 
ease, were it the general rule that fecundation followed the act of 
•opnlation, when practised by the offspring of parents of different 
species. 
The veslculoB seminales or seminal vesicles are two sacs or oblique 
bags, behind and below the bladder, between it and the rectum, and 
elosely connected with its cellular tissue. That part which is applied 
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•Mk.*? am oblique position, their lower extremities being separated 
•nly by the deferent vessels, while their upper ends are at a consid- 
erable distance from each other. The latter are the larger, and their 
greatest breadth is generally three or four times less than their length; 
and their thickness is about one-third of their breadth. They are 
about three fingers’ breadth In length. Their size varies in d> fferent 
men, but this variation does not seem to depend on bodily height, 
for in some men of short stature, they are in every respect larger 
than In others who are tall. Their external appearance is unequal 
in consequence of their consisting of several convolutions, which by 
long maceration and careful dissection may be unfolded, when they 
will appear as long vessels with openings on the sides, which origin- 
ally were so applied as to correspond with each other, and to permit 
the contents of the veswcles to pass through them from one part of 
the tube to the other. When distended they apparently consist of 
large irregular cells; this is more distinctly seen when they have 
been inflated, and dried, and then laid open. 
The vesiculas scminales have two coats, the outer one of which 
presents a muscular appearance in man, and is exceedingly well 
marked In some quadrupeds ; the inner coat is much more vascular, 
and is ever} where on its inner surface formed into small cells of a 
honeycombed appearance, from which there are short projecting 
villi; these cells are Irregular both In size and shape, and are not 
dissimilar to those on the inner bladder and biliary ducts; the inner 
coat has thus every appearance of being, and no doubt is, a secret- 
ing membrane. The seminal vesicles are well supplied with arteries, 
veins and absorbents. Near the prostate the cells cease to appear; 
the vesicle contracts, and forms a kind of duct, which unites with the 
vas deferens at a very acute angle, the place of union being marked 
by a projecting septum or valve, by which the contents of the defer- 
ent vessel are directed into the seminal vesicle. 
The ejaculatory duct, thus formed by the union of the vas deferent 
and seminal vesicle, is from half an inch to three quarters long ; it 
continues to become narrower as It passes behind the,third lobe of 
the prostate, perforates that body, and, running some way along 
the under surface of the urethra, enters that canal obliquely by a 
■mall opening on the side of the caput gallitiaginis. 
The junction of the two vessels, which form this common duct la 
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thrown Into the vas deferens by a blow pipe, will inflate the temlnrt 
reside before it enters the urethra?, but if thrown into with vio- 
lence, it will Immediately inflate both the urethra, and the seminal 
reside. 
When the fluid contained in the seminal vesicle is examined, It 
appears of a brownish color, and much thinner than the fluid found 
in the deferent vessels; it varies both in consistence and color in 
different parts of the vesicle. In smell it does not resemble the se- 
men ; nor does it, like the semen, become more fluid by being ex- 
posed to the air. In bodies which have been dead some time the 
color Is of a darker brown color; this might be supposed to arise 
from the contents in the vesicle having undergone a change in their 
eensible properties from putrefaction ; but when the contents of the 
vesicle and deferent vessel of the same side have been compared, 
they have been found to be different in appearance, and in other 
properties. Hunter examined the contents of the seminal vesicles 
In some cases after death, and found that although of a lighter color 
than usual, there was not any smell like that which Is so peculiar 
to the semen. 
He therefore concluded that the seminal vesicles did not servo as 
receptacles for semen, but simply secreted a kind of mucus of their 
own ; and although their peculiar use had not been ascertained, it 
was, he thought, reasonable on the whole to conclude, that they 
were together with other parts, subservient to the purposes of gen- 
eration. As additional reasons for entertaining the opinion that 
the seminal vesicle did not act as a seed-reservoir, Hunter ascer- 
tained that their peculiar contents were always found in the vesi- 
cles of those persons, who, for some reason or other, had undergone 
Castration of one of the testicles. 
The seminal vesicles in animals present many peculiarities, and la 
■ome they are altogether absent. In the horse, they have not any 
communication with the vas deferens, or at all events the common 
passage is so short as not to admit of regurgitation from the vas 
deferens. They are not ot the same size in the gelding and the stal- 
lion, being larger in the latter, but the contents are similar and near- 
ly equal In quantity In each. They are very large In the boar, and 
divided Into cells of a considerable extent, having one common 
•net. They have no communication with the deferent vessels, and 
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Hon with the rag deferens In the rat, nor in the bearer—in the Ut- 
ter they open on the capnt galllnaginis, and are convoluted. In 
the guinea pig they constitute long cylindrical tubes, and have not 
any communication with the deferent vessels. 
These facts however do not afford a demonstrative and conclusive 
proof that in the human subject the seed may not pass into the vesl 
cleg from the deferent vessels. There Is no anatomical or mechani 
cal structure calculated to prevent such occurrences ■, for, notwith- 
standing the acuteness of the angle between the two vessels at their 
junction, from the length of the common tube, the wideness of that 
part of it formed by the vesicle where the two vessels meet, and the 
very small aperture by which it opens into the urethra, the fluid 
(which from the length and contortion of the seminal tnbes, must 
pass very slowly from the testicles) will insinuate itself much more 
readily through the large communication with the vesicle, than 
through the very small ones with the urethra, unless it be prevented 
from so doing by the vesicle attempting to throw its contents into 
the urethra at the same time. During coition this attempt is made, 
and both fluids pass at once into the urethra, where the fluid secret- 
ed by the vesicles being added to that coming from the testicles by 
the defferent vessels, between them a proper quantity is produced 
to distend sufficiently the sinus of the urethra, that the muscles of 
ejection may act on its contents with more power. 
The same effect may be produced, whether the defferent vessels 
and seminal vesicles communicate or not, provided that they both 
•pen near each other into the urethra, and both convey their con- 
tents to it at the same time. 
In the dead body it has often been found that air or any fluid 
when not thrown into the vas deferens with much force, will fill the 
vesicle before it enters the canal of the urethra, and examining the 
eontents of he vesicles, although the fluid contained near the fun- 
das differs in color, consistence, and smell from the semen, yet that 
found near the neck is often very similar to it; or to the fluid con- 
tained In the enlarged extremities of the deferent vessels. 
From the frequent excitement of the passions and their gratified 
Hon being denied in the civilized state of human society, fluid must 
often be secreted in the testicles at times when it cannot be natu- 
rally evacuated ; and although the accumulation of it in this organ 
sometimes produces tension and pain, the fullness of the VMM Is 192 
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often subsides without these unpleasant symptom* haring take# 
place. Thus, when the vis a tergo no longer drives the semen slowly 
on, the muscular properties of the vas deferens may' assist In con- 
veying that fluid on towards the vesicles, which may receive it until 
the time of ejectment arrives. They may thus under particular 
circumstances, more likely to occur In the human species than in 
brutes, be employed as reservoirs, although their ordinary use may 
be to secrete a fluid which mixing with the semen during coition, 
may render the act more perfect, and more likely therefore to pro- 
duce fecundation. 
An additional reason maybe adducod in support of the theory 
that the seminal vesicles set as reservoirs for the seed in man, in the 
well-known fact that animals possessing a penis, but destitute of 
seminal vesicles, remain for a long time in sexual contact, because 
the fluid necessary for fecundation, from the long course it has to 
take during copulation, only flows from the urethra drop by drop. 
A distinct communication between the seminal vesicles and the 
deferent vessels takes place only in man, and in those animals which 
most resemble him in form as in the whole tribe of the simi®. Tho 
vesicles are altogether absent in the lion, panther, cat and dog. 
Lawrence, in his lectures on the physiology of man observes; “ bo- 
cause the vesicul® seminales in some animals, do not communlcato 
with the vasa deferentia, and therefore cannot receive the fluid se- 
creted In the testicles, it has been Inferred that they do not serve the 
pnrpose of reservoirs for the seminal secretion in man; where how- 
ever, theb have so free a communication with the vasa deferentia 
that any flu.ds pass into and even distend the former, before they 
go on in the urethra. The organic arrangement is different In the 
two instances, and this difference leads us to expect a modification 
in the functions. Instead of authorizing us to Infer that the same 
office is executed in exactly the same manner In both cases. If we 
met with nnimals In whom the cystic duct opened Into the small in- 
testines separately from the hepaiic, shall we therefore Infer that 
the human gall bladder is not a receptacle for the hepatic bllef” 
The prostate, of which a b lef mention has already been made, In 
shape and size somewhat resembles a chestnut It is situated below 
and behind the bladder, and above and in front of the rectum. The 
base inclines upwards and backwards, the apex pointing down- 
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prostate Into lateral tabes, Immediately above which are the loweat 
parts of the deferent vessels and seminal vesicles, the dnets of which 
begin to perforate the gland In the middle of the notch, and thea 
pass Into the under part of the urethra, where It Is surrounded by the 
substance of the gland. The neck of the bladder is surrounded by 
the prostate, as Is also the commencement of the urethra, which 
thence obtains the name of the prostatic portion. 
The gland Is connected with the symphysis pubis and Its descend- 
ing rami by a strong fascia, and by planes of musclar fibres, which 
serve to support It, and by pressing on it during the contraction, ala 
In passing the secreted fluid from It Into the urethra. Its substance 
Isflrm and compact, and when cut Into gives the sensation of divid- 
ing cartilage. It Is whiter In its substance than that of any other 
gland. 
Behind the commencement of the urethra, between the passage 
of the ducts from the deferent vessels and the seminal vesicles, there 
Is a portion of the prostate which is connected with both the lateral 
lobes ; this portion Is occasionally called the third lobe of the pros- 
tate. When the gland becomes enlarged from disease, this part 
presses upwards towards the cavity of the bladder, Immediately be- 
hind the commencement of the urethra, and occasionally bends 
over that opening, acting as a sort of valve to prevent the expulsion 
of the urine. 
The prostate Is supplied with blood by branches from the Internal 
pudic : thev are comparatively few In number. Its veins and ab- 
sorbents are numerous, and empty themselves Into those which con- 
nect with the bladder. The nerves of the prostate are branchos 
from the Intercostal plexus, which unite with others from the fourth 
and fifth sacral nerves. 
The secreting structure approaches to that of the conglomerate 
glands, and consist of minute cells, from which small ducts arise and 
unite with each other, so as to form several vessels which terminate 
by separate orifices by the side of the caput gallinaginis. The fluid 
Is secreted Is of a white or rather of a cream color ; in the 
(dead body It is rather dark in color ; it is viscid and has a slightly 
•alt taste. When the passage of the urethra through the gland Is 
•lit open from before, and the substance of the gland Is squeezed, 
this fluid may be seen to Issue from several pores In the under sur- 
lace of the canal. Its use seems to be to lubricate the surface cf the 
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*lderable quantity, when the parts are in a state fit for immediMa 
copulation ; much of It then unites with the seminal fluid, and la 
discharged with that fluid when emission takes place. 
The fluid of the prostate, like that of the seminal vesicles, is not 
absolutely necessary for the purposes of generation, in all animals 
which possess testicles ; and although the gland Is found in man, and 
the tribes of the siml®. the lion, dog, etc., It is not present in the bull, 
the buck, and ram, and goat, and most probably all ruminating ani- 
mals. In these latter the coats ot the seminal vesicles are thicker 
and more glandular than In those animals who have prostates. 
Hunter Is therefore of opinion that the seminal vesicles answei 
nearly the same purpose as the prostate. Both the gland and the 
vesicles are wanting In birds and amphibious animals, and in flsil 
which have testicles, as the ray kind. The prostate is said to h* 
double in the elephant, camel, horse and some other animals. 
The semen is evacuated into that part of the urethra which Is en- 
compassed with the excretory ducts ot the prostate gland, which 
discharges its secretion by twenty-four small orifices Into the ureth- 
ra, at the time when the semen Is ejected : six of these excretory 
orifices being placed before the three apertures through which the 
aeed is emitted, six of them behind these apertures, and six on each 
»ide. Hence the seed Is never evacuated, but when the liquors of 
the prostate gland goes before and follows after. It Is obvious, 
therefore, how powerfully it must conduce to health, to have secre- 
tion of this gland in a sound and pure state, as it is so intimately 
connected with the finest functions in the animal economy. The 
*eed and secretion of the prostate gland are intimately mixed to- 
gether in the urethra, and the latter is occasionally absorbed into 
the seminal vesicles themselves; for these vesicles and prostate 
gland are encompassed by the same muscular membrane. The 
humor, formed by the prostate gland, when in a sound, and healthy 
*tate, is mild or balsamic, somewhat oily or white ; but when it be- 
comesdiseased, It has the appearance of putrid matter from an ulcer, 
although no ulcer on those parts may exist. It Is most plentifully 
Mcreted In good health, and Its action continues after the testicle* 
have been taken away, but it Is not then In the least prolific , hence 
It seems intended by nature, to be a vehicle to dilute, nourish, and 
eonvey the thick and ash-colored concocted semen. 
We have sometimes seen. In the most healthy men who have long 
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(taa A from Its being In a relaxed state, during which the semen wlS 
be emitted by the slightest effort, and from ideas of the mind, 
•specially during sleep ; which has often proved the cause of an 
atrophy, or consumption, when effectual aid has not been procured. 
The sooner the patient gets this relaxed state of the gland restored 
the better. We have sometimes been consulted where surgeons had 
been treating the patient as if this humor from the prostate gland 
was venereal. Errors of this kind have done great mischief. Thi« 
humor bows from the prostate glaud only, and it distils slowly 
without any ejaculation, contrary to the semen, from which it 
differs. Hence we observe, that this humor, is not wanting in 
eunuchs, when they have an erection -, and the same liquor some- 
times distils from geldings when they strive to leap. 
This secretion, which appears like semen in castrated animals, in 
absolutely unproliflc, and destitute of every virtue for procreation. 
But although it does not contain any prolific virtue, yet good semen 
I* not formed when those parts are corroded ; so that great caution 
ihould be observed, by all those entering the marriage state, to be 
well assured that this humor of the prostate glaud is in a sound and 
sspecially sterility, Many a fine estate has been deprived of an 
aeir, as well as titles made extinct, from that cause, the true condi- 
tion of things, perhaps, having never been discovered. 
Healthy men continually separate semen from the blood, which 
>eing retained and inspissated, like the white of an egg or starch, 
would be most immoveable, if it were not for the more thin juice of 
the prostate gland, when in a sound state, which mixes with it and 
terves to lubricate the uret’na almost like an oil. Besides this, as the 
animalcule must stay a long time, perhaps, before it arrived in th« 
uterus or womb, it seems necessary for it to be provided with a suit- 
able ailment; for, unless nature nourished the animalcule, when 
formed, it would certainly perish or become extinct; and this nutri- 
tious liquor is that of the prostate gland, which In some animals la 
larger than are the testicles themselves. 
H Cowper’s glands, which are situate between the bulb of the uretbn 
and the membranous portion, are about the size of two small garden 
peas. They open into the canal by two small dutes, and appear ta 
secrete a mucus which serves to lubricate the urethra.. They vary 
much In size and consistence, and occasionally are nc t to be found. 
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bladder to the end of the penis or yard, Is divided Into the prostate 
membranous, bulbous, and pendulous portions. Its coats are the 
same aa those of the bladder; of which It Is apparently a prolonga- 
tion. The flrst or prostatic portion, commencing immediately from 
the neck of the bladder, is surrounded by the prostate, which it en 
tors on the upper and interior surface, a little more forwards that 
the notch at the base and proceeds in a slightly incurvated direction 
onwards towards the pubes. On the underpart of its Internal sur- 
face, there is found a prominent projecting body, called the caput 
gallinaglnis or verumontanum, on the sides of which the common 
dHcts of the deferent vessels and seminal vesicles open into the 
canal, as also the ducts cf the prostate. 
The portion of the urethra between the prostatic and bulbous por- 
tions, is called the membranous,and the reason that has been alleged 
for this is, because Its circumference is less than that of any other 
part of the canal. Its length is generally about an inch, when the 
penis is in a state of erection ; when otherwise, it is somewhat less. 
It is cylindrical in form for about half its length. The urethra soon 
after takes the name bulbous, when it meets with the pendulous 
portions of the bulb, the substance of which however it does not en- 
ter until it reaches the arch of the pubes. At this part it is attached 
to the symphysis by muscular fibres. These muscles are influential 
in the expulsion of the semen. The urethra at this part enlarge,, 
somewhat at its under part, forming a kind of sinus, in which it has 
been supposed the semen may accumulate, until a sufficient quan, 
tity has been collected. The canal afterwards bends forwards and 
is surrounded by the spongy bodies, through Its course along the un- 
der surface of the penis. 
The whole of the internal surface of the urethra ie abundantly 
supplied with mucus to defend it from the acrimony of the urine. 
It is secreted partly by vessels which form small projections on the 
inner surface of the canal, and partly by glandular structures situ- 
ated at the bottom and sides of the very numerous lacunas or de- 
pressions dispersed over every part of the internal membrane, the 
openings of which are directed towards the termination of the ure- 
thra, so that the mucus is pressed out of their cavities by the urine 
as it flows from the bladder. These lacuna vary much in their siae, 
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Th« urethra U very vascular, and possesses a certain degree of 
elasticity. Its membranes are very thin, and almost transparent, 
and without fibres, so that in Itself it does not possess the power of 
muscular contraction and relaxation. It is however provided with 
muscles, the action of which is to assist the expulsion of the urine, 
and also of the seed during copulation. The membranous portion 
is surrounded by a congeries ef veins, which communicate freely 
with each other, and terminate in the veins of the bladder. They 
are also connected with the corpus spongiosum. Its length is gen- 
erally about twelve inches, but it varies much in different individ 
ttals. 
The penis consists of the cavernous bodies, (corporo cavernosa) 
and of the spongy body (corpus spongiosm) the latter terminating 
in the gland or glans. These arc enveloped in a loose folding of 
common integuments. 
The cavernous bodies cotnmence by two bodies called the crura, 
one on each side of the Ischia ; they unite below and in front of the 
arch of the pubis, and constitute the upper part of the penis, in the 
upper grove, there being a large vein, two arteries, nerves, and ab- 
sorbents, and in the lower, the spongy body surrounding the ure- 
thra 
The corpus spongiosum begins at the bulb in the form of an ob- 
long swelling of a pyriform shape. It is incurvated forward, grad- 
ually becoming narrower, until it reaches the groove on the under 
part of the cavernous bodies; it then becomes cylindrical in shape, 
until it assumes a conical form when terminating in the gluns penis. 
According to some anatomists it consists simply of a congeries Of 
veins freely communicating with each other, while in the opinion 
of others it consists of cells formed and divided by a trellis work 
from each other, similar in structure to the cavernous bodies, but on 
a less scale and more regular. 
The convex conical surface of the glands covered by a fine mem- 
brane, in color resembling the red part of the lips. At its base or 
corona there are rows of projecting papilla which secrete a sebace- 
ous matter having a peculiar smell. The gland, which possesses ex- 
quisite sensibility, is protected by the loose covering called the pre- 
puce or foreskin, which is tied to the penis immediately below tba 
orifice of the urethra, by the band called the 1'ranum ; this limits 
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The spongy substance of the urethra, which forms the glan* penis, 
to covered externally with an exceeding thin membrane or cuticle, 
under which are placed the very sensible nervous papillaj, which 
are the chief seat and cause of pleasure and pain in this part. We 
may now understand why many, in the venereal act, have not the 
glans distended, though the whole penis is, at the same time, turgid; 
because the glans belong entirely to the cavernous body of the ure- 
thra ; and if that body be paralytic or weakened from any prece- 
ding or existing cause, which we have known often to proceed from 
Irregular practices; in all those people where the spongy body of 
the urethra is not distended, impotence will arise, which if not per- 
fectly understood, cannot be cured by any physician. 
Whereas, in healthy men, when these organs are in due tone, dur- 
ing the orgasm us veneris,or the moment before the semen is ejected, 
the glans and whole cavernous body of the urethra are extremely 
turgid, so as to be ready to burst; but soon after, a kind of convul- 
sive motion follows, and the semen is discharged with a slight loss 
of strength for a little time throughout the whole body, which soon 
recovers its usual vigor. 
During coition the corpus'spongiosum and glans penis are rendered 
turgid by the blood tilling their vascular structure and the whole 
canal of the urethra is lengthened but made more narrow and 
itraight. The seed is gradually deposited in the sinus of the bulb; 
the glans being placed at the other extremity of the corpus spon- 
giosum, and endowed with a peculiar seasibility, when a sufficient 
tjuantity of semen is collected, excites the muscles covering the 
bulb to action, and the contraction of the fibres taking place, the se- 
men is propelled rapidly along the canal; the blood in the bulb is at 
the same time pressed forwards but requiring a greater impulse, it 
forms an undulatory wave behind the semen, narrowing the urethra, 
and urging on the semen, with increased force. 
The corpora cavernosa are covered by a white elastic ligament ot 
•ome thickness, and are not very vascular and are separated by a 
perforated septum, which allows the blood contained in the cellular 
•trueture to pass readily through its openings from one to another. 
They consist of numerous cells of very Irregular size and shape, 
bounded by a net-like membranous substance which allows of aa 
ready a communication between the cavities as doea the septum, MEDICAL GUlDi!. 
199 
fb w. (li of the Corpora cavernosa have been thought to be more or 
less m_scular, and it is said that in the horse they are evidently so 
These bodies are supplied with blood by branches from the pud.o, 
which subdivides into small vessels, and are distributed everywhere 
throughout their structure. 
When the passion of desiire does not exist, the blood Is not poured 
vat Into the cells, but returns by the vrlns as usual, and the penis 
remains flaccid ; but when a person Is under the Influence of partic- 
ular impressions which excite the nerves of these parts, the minute 
arterial bran dies which before had their orifices closed, have their 
action suddenly increased, and pour from their open mouths the 
blood Into these cells, so as to distend them, of course overcoming 
the elastic power that under ordinary circumstances keeps them 
collapsed. In this way the penis is rendered fit to convey the semeO 
to the female organs of generation. The erection of the penis is 
greatly aided by the action of certain muscles called the erectors of 
the penis. 
The great veins of the penis is formed by branches from the gland, 
sides of the corpus spongiosum, and common integuments, runs along 
the back of the penis in the upper groove to its root, where it divides 
Into two vessels which pass under the arch of the pubes,receive other 
veins from the prostate and bladder, and empty themselves Into 
the internal iliac. The absorbents of the penis are very numerous, 
and terminate in the glands of the groin The nerves are derived 
from the lumbar and sacral nerves, and from the inferior mesen- 
teric plexus. 
This chapter will be most appropriately terminated by some obser- 
vations on puberty, and the changes it effects in the system. 
The approach of puberty induces marked changes in the general 
By stem of man, as well as in the local organ., which are subservient 
to generation. The growth of hair on the chin, upper lip, and sides 
»f the face, and on the pubes, the peculiar alteration of the voice, 
the greater firmness of muscle, the extraordinary change in the 
passions and feelings, together with the great increase in the size of 
the penis and testicles, show the advent of a peculiar change in the 
Bystem, by which it is adapted for the propagation of the species. 
The desire fo' connexion with the female, implanted In man by na 
tare for a wise purpose becomes developed after the period of pub- 
erty, and the organs by which the act la performed, gradually a* 
same their full vigor and dimensions. 200 
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The age at which the peculiar change* in the organism eiiM 
puberty take* place varies in different climates and different con- 
stitution*. It i* also influenced by the mode of life and clrcnmstancei 
of the individual. The period of puberty occurs earlier In warm 
than In cold climates ; in temperate countries, it take* place from 
the fourteenth to the seventeenth year ; the passions of youths liv- 
ing in large cities and towns are however excited earlier than those 
of the agricultural copulation, on account of the greater sources of 
temptation to which they are exposed. 
In those animals which are not endowed with reason to guide their 
actions, the desire for copulation occurs periodically, and in some 
the testicles increase in size until the season of procreation Is over, 
and then decrease, and continue small, uatil the commencement of 
the next season. Evidence of this may be readily found In the tes- 
ticles of the cock-sparrow, which progressively increase In size from 
January till the end of April, when theloveseasonofthe.se birds 
nstially terminates. The Increase and diminution of these organ* 
however do not take placs in birds only, but has been discovered in 
many other animals, more especially in the land-mouse and mole. 
There are several reasons which might be alleged for the existence 
Of a periodical desire fo* copulation among animals—were It other- 
wise, as the passion for sexual intercourse is very powerful, and ani 
mals do not possess the light of reason so as to be enabled to restrain 
or subdue their passions, it Is probable that from its excessive indul- 
gence. all their other habits might he lost, and even the necessity of 
providing for their present and future wants might be forgotten; 
besides which in those animais which are fruitful, and which do not 
long carry their young,their number would be In a short time exceed- 
ingly great, far beyond the means of support that nature has pro- 
vided for them. Another reason might be alleged, that were domes- 
tic animals always In heat, they would be of comparatively little 
service to man, while the flesh of wild ones would be too coarse and 
rank, and altogether unfit for the purposes of nourishment. 
The period of the year during which the desire for copulation 
principally exists pi animal Is that of spring—few experience any 
sexual desire during the winter, except the frog, wolf, and fox; the 
seventy of the cold seems to destroy, at least for the time, all such 
fb*lings On the other hand. In climates where the summer Is very 
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ton*, m to render them unfit for the proper perforu ance of the m- 
•essary act 
The case la however somewhat different In domestic animals; the 
passion la less periodical, the secretion of semen not being arrested 
by eo'd, to which they are much less exposed, and the circumstances 
in which they are plaoed being altogether different. 
In man the desire for procreation arises at puberty, and may and 
•an be indulged in,if health and the requisite powers continued at all 
times and seasons of the year. Being endowed by nature with the 
high, the exalted fuction of reason, he is left a free agent, having 
the full power to use or abuse his capabilities, with the consciousness 
that if he do abuse the functions with which he is gifted, h* must 
abide the penalty. Man is not affected by changes of temperature 
as are the wild animals either as respects excessive heat or intense 
cold, and, consequently the human testicles are generally the sam« 
in dimensions alter puberty throughout the year. 
The desire for sexual intercourse in man begins after puberty, and 
is consentaneous with the secretion of semen or seed by the testi- 
cles. It is preposterous to say it depends on the occurrence of that 
secretion, as both the passion for copulation and the secretion of se- 
men are but indications of the great change which take place in th* 
symtem at that epoch. It does not however exist before the testicles 
being to enlarge in size, and perform their proper function, and it is 
said but untruly, to be lost when the operation of castration has 
been performed. Those eunuchs only are not Influenced by the d#' 
sire for procreation who were deprived of the organs of generation 
prior to puberty ; those who were castrated subsequent to that event 
still entertain the desire for intercourse, although in a less degre# 
than men who have all their organs entire. Desire is more languid 
in advanced ago than during the period of the adult life; the seed 
is then more sparingly secreted, and indeed all the functions of 
the system are performed in a less energetic manner, although, as 
will soon be shown old men are not in every instance deprived 
of the power of generation. Desire is also very moderate in persons 
who have small organs, and occasionally, it is altogether absent. 
Spermatozoa haT* been discovered in the testicles of men upwards 
of seventy yearjof age, and on one occasion in the organs of a tai- 
lor, who il/iJ si the age of eighty-seven There are even clronm- 
stances on .-'word of persons retaining the procreative faculty to the 
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lMtance of old Parr, the general bodily powers were also preserved 
Id an extraordinary degree. 
Swelled testicles or hernia hnmoralls, more especially that pro* 
eeedtng from gonorrhoeal Irritation, is ushered in and discovered la 
the following manner: The patient, on some sudden movement ot 
the body, experiences a pain, darting from one of the testis, (both 
being rarely affected at the same time) to the loins- the left testicle 
is the one generally attacked. On examination, he finds that the 
testicle Is rather swollen and full, and very painful on being han- 
dlued , the swelling quickly increases and becomes hard, which 
hardness extends to the spermatic chord, presenting the feel of a 
rope, passing from the scrotum to the groin. 
It is remarkable that when swelled testicle occurs, the discharge 
from the urethra, which, from previously being very profuse, and 
the scalding on making water, which was very severe, both suddenly 
d'minish, or cease entirely, until the inflammation of the testis de- 
clines; hence, it has been supposed by some, that the disease is 
translated from the urethra to the testicle. 
It is more probably however, derived from the sympathy between 
the two; the irritation of the one affecting the ether, and the pre- 
ponderance of inflammation in the testicle acting on Wie principle of 
counter-irritation to the urethra, and for a time, thereby lessening 
the disease in it: for it is observed that, as soon as one improves, the 
disease returns in the other. The treatment of hernia humoDalis 
must be strictly antiphologistic. In no form of gonorrhoeal disease 
is bleeding more absolutely necessary. 
The timely and prompt loss of twelve or sixteen ounces of blood 
from the arm will often cut short the complaint, and render other 
remedies almost unnecessary; while the temporising delay, under 
the vain hope of the inflammation subsiding, will allow the disease 
to make rapid progress, and impose a necessity of several weeks’ 
rest and absence from business, before a cure can be effected. 
Immediately, then, on the occurrence of swelled testicle, we would 
recommend the patient to be bled—to take some aperient medicine, 
and, if the inflammation continues, to apply from twelve to eighteen 
leeches, and afterward suffer the wounds to bleed for twenty minutes 
Id e warm bath ; to retire to bed or to the sofa, and to maintain e 
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B»ty fee given previous to the aperient, which has been known to no- 
move the swelling almost Instantaneously. 
Iodine also possesses a similar specific property In reducing swelled 
testicle, and may be taken during the inflammatory stage after 
bleeding and aperients, as may likewise the chlorate or hydriodats 
of potass. 
With regard to local applications, the repeated employment of 
leeches, fomentations, and poultices, with the frequent use of ths 
warm bath, and, above all, keeping the testicle constantly supported 
by means of a bag, truss, or suspensory bandage, will snbdue ths 
disease in a very short time, without impairing the functions of the 
important organ concerned. 
A hardness, however, of the epididymis commonly remains and 
continues during life, but rarely gives rise to any inconvenience, 
although this may often be remedied by confpressing the testicle 
with strips of adhesive plaster. 
Almost every case of inflamed testicle wilt terminate favorably by 
•trictly pursuing the plan proposed ; but when, from any untoward 
circumstance, the inflammation proceeds to suppuration, the case 
mast be treated like one of common abscess, in which event profes 
sional aid shonld.be sought for without delay. Our terms for advice 
and treatment will bevivE dollabs. Address all letters for medical 
advice (including three cent stamp) to Eureka Medical Institute, 
29 Broadway, New York. 
Gleet is a certainty, as its name implies, a discharge of 
thin ichor from a sore. Patients usually understand, and medical 
men usually allow, a gleet to be a discharge from the urethra, which 
has existed some time, of a whitish color, unattended with pain, and 
that is not infectious, by which is meant incapable of producing gon- 
orrhesa. There are several kinds of morbid secretions, the success- 
ful treatment of which depends upon a knowledge of their differ- 
ences. They may be divided into two principal orders—those se- 
creted from the mucus surface of the urethra or bladder, and those 
which proceed from the various glands leading into one or the other. 
Gleet is a term popularly applied to both, but more strictly relates to 
that which proceeds from the membrane lining the nrlnary eanal. 
There is great analogy In inflammatory affections between thehnucuo 
membrane of the digestive and pnlmonary, as well as urinary paa- 
■egea In Inflammatory sore throat, the secretions assume variouo 
apysoroaeas: there Is a discharge of vleeid mucus, cr pursiest asah 204 
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ter, or of a Ota watery nature; these secretion* are dependent upon 
the amount and duration of the Inflammation present. Exactly 
In like manner may be explained those Issuing from the urethra. 
They are consequently alike modified by treatment, by diet, by rest, 
and aggravated by a departure from constant care. It ia the nature 
of all membranes, lining canals that have external outlets, to attempt 
the reparative process by pouring forth discharges, while those 
which line the structures that have not, effect their erne by onion 
with the opposite surface. It to an admirable provision, else 1m 
portant passages might become closed, and so pot a stop to vital 
processes; and in the olber case, accumulations ensue that could not 
escape without occasioning serious mischief. When, however, dis- 
ease has existed a long time, the operation of the two kinds of mem- 
branes to reversed The serous, through inflammation, take on the 
character of abscess, dropsy, or other secretions, and the mccns 
ulcerate or form adhesions, as evidenced in stricture, or ulceration 
of the throat or urethra. Gleet may be a spontaneous disease, the* 
to to aay, may arise from other causes than infection. It may exist 
Independently of gonorrhoea, and be the result o' cold, of intemper- 
ance, and of general or of local excess. Its long continuance and 
neglect however, renders it infections, and It also gives rise to 
ulceration, excrescences and stricture: and when from other causes, 
ulceration, or excrescences, or stricture, are set up, gleet to In return 
generally one of their consequences. Gleet, despite these various 
occasions, to, after all, most frequently a remnant of gonorrhaa; 
and it to very difficult to define the time or point where the one euto 
and the other commences. Pathologists draw this distinction be- 
tween the twothey say that gonorrhmal discharge consists of 
globules, mixed with a serous fluid, while gleet to merely a mucus 
secretion. We confess It difficult for a non-professional person to 
decide which is which, the resemblance. In fact, being so great—a 
gonorrhmal discharge being one day thick and yellow, a few day* 
afterward thin and whitish, and at one time in quantity scanty, aid 
the next profuse. Gleet assumes nearly the same change* fhe beat 
test for distinguishing them to, by regarding the accompanying symp- 
toms Where there Is pain on passing water, bladder-irritability, 
tenderness In the perlnmum or neighboring parts, and the discharge 
plentiful and offensive, staining the linen v ilh a' fool spot,'* b may, 
wWhent saach fear, be decided to be clap; but when Urn dtornsrgs MEDICAL CHIDE. 
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feMxt to oolorteM, irks gum-water, for instance, an* whire these te 
no other local uneasiness than a feeling of relaxation, and where It 
has existed for a long period, and was, or was nut, preceded by a 
gonorrhoea, it may fairly be called a gleet Now where does the dis- 
charge of gleet come from t Let us recapitulate its causes; first from 
clap, which is a specific inflammatory affection. It may therefore 
be a chronic inflammatory state of the lining membrane of the ore* 
thra, of greater or less extent; in which case we would sail itchronie 
gonorrhoea, and which would be owing to a relaxed state of the se- 
cretive vessels. Wc know that when a disease exists for a long while, 
and is one not positively destructive to life, a habit of action is 
acquired that renders its continuation in that stats as natural as its 
healthy condition. This is the state of the secretive vessels in gleet, 
arising from gonorrhoea; and hence the discharge is poured forth. 
Instead of the secretion natural to the urethral passage in its healthy 
order Secondly, such may have been the severity of a clap, that 
ulceration of soma portion of the urethra may have taken piaee. 
The disease may have got well except in that identical spot which, 
owing to the constant Irritation occasioned by the urine passing over 
It, struggles with the reparative intention and effort of nature, and 
exists even for years. Thirdly, when stricture is brewing, which 
will be explained in an appropriate chapter, the alteration going oe 
gives forth a discharge, and, as we have stated in another part of this 
work we here repeat, that a long and obstinate gleet, as the slightest 
examination would testify, rarely falls to indicate the presence of a 
stricture. Lastly, gleet may be produced by loss of tone In some of 
the whole portb n of the secretive vessels, induced by one or many 
of the accidents of life, or the various kinds of physical Intemper- 
ance when they not only weep forth various kinds of fluids, at irreg- 
ular intervals, which Impair the muscular and nervous energy of the 
generative organ, but render persons laboring under this description 
of weakness very susceptible of infection, if they hold sexual contact 
with those bnt slightly diseased. Hence persons laboring under this 
form of debility Incur what others escape. An Individual so circum- 
stanced would receive a taint fran a female having leucorrhcsa. 
Very many Inconveniences have arisen from this infirmity, giving 
birth occasionally to unjust suspicions, and creating alarms of tbs 
most distressing nature. 
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ration, gleet from stricture, gleet from debility and dischargee, pep 
nlarly understood to be gleet, but In reality glandular secretions, 
which will be considered shortly and separately. Gleet is a tire- 
some and troublesome disorder. So difficult, occasionally, as Its 
management, that oftentimes the more regularly a patient lives, 
and the more strictly he conforms to medical regimen, the more de- 
ceptive Is his disorder. He will apparently be fast approaching to, 
as he conceives, a recovery, when, without “ rhyme or reason,” 
the complaint recurs, and hints that his past forbearance has been 
thrown away. It would be dispiriting, indeed, were every case of 
gleet to realize this description ; but it Is well known that many do, 
either from neglect or mismanagement. Mow It must be evident 
that the treatment of gleet depends upon what may happen to be 
the occasion of it. Where the membrane of the urethra is entire, 
internal remedies may, and do avail. Copaiba will achieve wonders; 
the use also of a mild injection, perseveringly employed (as a solu- 
tion of iodide of iron, or citrate of iron, ten grains to the ounce of 
water), will give tone and stringency to the weakened vessels, and 
so correct the quantity, at least, of the secretion. In very obstinate 
cases, stronger injections, as of the nitrate of silver, twenty grains 
to the ounce of water, are serviceable ; and we are not without 
many useful internal medical combinations, which, properly admin 
istered, conquer this troublesome complaint In ulceration and 
stricture, these two causes must be removed, else all efforts are un- 
availing. In general and local debility, the attention must be de- 
voted to the constitution. Common sense and common reading must 
give to persons, possessing both, every necessary information. The 
community are beginning to appreciate the advantages of tempe- 
rance, air, and exercise, too highly, to need instructions how much 
•f the one or either of the other two are essential to the preserve 
tion or recovery ofliealth. 
Morbid Irritability of the System.—Of the varied 
symptomatic sensations, lew are more provoking and fretting than 
some continued troublesome Itching or pain that frequently attends 
the passing of water. There may be no discharge of any kind, but 
there Is ilther a constant tingling, partially pleasureable sensatirn, 
drawing the attention oerpeuially to the urethra, or there Is felt 
teme particular heat or pain during the act of micturition. These 
Jhelings do not always indicate a venereal affection; they appear te Palace op the Ancient Magi, 
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depend ipM local Irritation, perhaps Induced by a morbid condition 
of the urine. The treatment consists In temperate diet, moderately 
laxative medicines, and now and then local applications. Some 
oases yield to sedatives topically applied, and alkalies given Inter 
Bally, while others need local stimulants and specific tonics. At ah 
events, whenever there is an unhealthy feeling In those parts, it 
points out some altered action is going on, which, if not anested, is 
likely to end In stricture or gleet, and therefore attention had better 
>e bestowed upon It as soon as possible. For this purpose let the 
patient at once communicate with os, with full details of his par- 
ticular symptoms. A full course of medicines and advice, as to 
proper treatment and dietary restrictions will !ss at once forwarded 
upon receipt of $5. Our medicines are securely packed, and are 
secure from observation. Sent bv Express to all parts of the 
Country. 
Of all diseases of the genito- 
urinary system, stricture must be allowed to be the most formidable. 
It is not difficult to cure ; but it involves, when neglected, more se- 
rious disturbances—disturbances which frequently compromise only 
with loss of life. Stricture Is a disease unfortunately of extensive 
prevalence ; and In nine cases out of ten U the sequence of a gonor- 
rhoea ; and, what Is still more comforting, few persons who become 
the prey to the latter infliction escape scot-free from the former; 
not because a clap must necessarily be succeeded by a stricture, bat 
Simply because it is, and all owing to the carelessness and inatten- 
tion manifested by most young men in the observances so necessary 
for the perfect cure of the primary disease. One very prevalent 
notion and which explains a principal cause of the extension of the 
venereal disease, is entertained, that the way to give the finishing 
coup to an expiring clap, is to repeat the act that gives rise to it; 
the disease becomes temporarily aggravated, and the impatient in- 
valid probably flies, from an unwillingness to confess his new error, 
from his own tried and medical friend to some professional stranger. 
From a desire to earn fame as well as profit, the newly consulted 
prescribes some more powerful means; the discharge Is arrested for 
a while, bat returns after the next sexnal intercourse , a strong in- 
lection subdues the recurrent symptom, which only awaits a fraeh 
excitement for Its reappearance. Thus gleet is established, rite 
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which, as he observes, is sometimes better and occasional By 
according to his mode of living, determines to let nature achieve 
her own cure, and for months he drags with him a distemper that, 
despite all his philosophy, he cannc t reflect on without an humllia* 
ting diminution of self-approval. So insidiously, however, does the 
eomplaint worm its progress, that the patient, considering his pre 
sent state the worst that can befall him, resolves to endure it, since 
it appears his own constitutional powers are incapable of throwing 
It off. 
In the midst of this contentment, the invalid finds that the process 
of urinating engages more time than formerly, the urine appears te 
flow in a smaller stream, and Is accompanied by a sensation as 
though there were some pressure “ behind it.” The act of making 
water is not performed so cleanly as it used to be ; the stream differs 
in its flow, seldom coming out full and free, but generally split into 
three or four fountain-like spirts. 
At other times it twists into a spiral form, and then suddenly 
splits into two or more streams, while at the same moment the 
urine drops over the person or clothes, unless greet e&rc be ob- 
served. 
In advanced oases, the urethra becoming so narrow the bladder 
has not power to expel the urine forward, and it then falls upon the 
shoos or trowsers, or between them. 
Persons afflicted with stricture, and urinating in the streets, may 
almost be detected from the singular attitude they are obliged te 
assume to prevent the urine from inconveniencing them, and also 
from the time occupied In discharging it. Some few minutes after 
making water, when dressed and proceeding on his way, the patient 
flnds his shirt become moist by some drops of urine that continue to 
ooze from the penis; anp it is only as these annoyances accumulate, 
he begins to think he is laboring under some other disease than the 
gleet The next symptom he will experience will be a positive but 
temporary difficulty In passing his water—perhaps a total Inability 
to do so; it will, however, subside In a few minutes. This will lead 
him to reflect, and he will even appease his fears by inclining to 
think It may the consequence of his last night’s excess: he resolve! 
to be more careful in the future, and he gets better; his contempla- 
ted visit to his usual professional adviser, if he have one, is postponed, 
end a few more weeks go by without a return of the last symptoa, 
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to oeeompany the succeeding debauch, or to follow a cold or fatigue, 
dees not so speedily subside ; the patient finds that he can not com 
Olete the act of making water without several Interruptions, and 
each attended with a painful desire resembling that Induced by too 
long a retention of that fluid In that state he eagerly seeks medical 
assistance; the treatment generally adopted consisting of some 
sedative, immersion in a hot bath, or the passage of a bougie. 
Belief being thus easily obtained, professional advice Is thus thrown 
np, and the symptoms are again soon forgotten. Before proceed* 
jng further with the more severe forms and consequences of stricture 
which may now be fairly said to have commenced in earnest, a 
brief anatomical description of the urethra may enable the reader 
to understand how the constriction or narrowing of that canal takes 
place. 
We have elsewhere stated the urethra to be a membraneous canal, 
running from the orifice of the penis to the bladder, and situated ia 
the lower groove formed by the corpus spongiosum. 
The difference of opinion entertained by some of our first anato- 
mists, on the structure of the urethra, is deserving of notice; for 
only in proportion to the correctness of our knowledge of it,can we 
arrive at a just definition of its diseases. 
One party asserts tt to be an elastic canal—whether membraneous or 
muscular they do not say—endowed with similar properties of elas- 
ticity to India rubber, or to a common spring. That it is elastic, is 
beyond doubt; but the mere assertion is no explanation of its mode 
of action. 
Others,from miscroscoplcal observations,declare it to consist of two 
coats—a fine Internal membrane, which, when the urethra is col- 
lapsed, lies in longitudinal folds—and an external muscular one, 
tomposed of very short fasciculi of longitudinal fibres, interwoven 
together, and connected by their orgins and insertions with each 
other, and united by an elastic substance of the consistence of mu- 
cus. This is the more satisfactory of the two. 
They account for the occurrence of stricture in this way. They 
say that “a permanent stricture is that contraction of the canal 
Which takes place in consequence of coagulabie lymph being exuded 
between the fasciculi of muscular fibres and the internal mem- 
brane, in different quantities, according to circumstances.” 
A spasmodic stricture they define to be "a contraction of a small 210 
portion of longitudinal muscular fibres, while the rest are relaxed; 
and as this may take place either all round, or upon any side, It ex- 
plains what is met with in practice—the marked impression of a 
stricture sometimes a circular depression upon the bougie, at othen 
eoly on one side.” 
With respect to the change consequent upon permanent stricture, 
dissection enables us, in some degree, to arrive at the truth. Ex- 
crescences and tubercles have been found growing from the wall of 
the urethra ; but in the majority of instances, the only perceptible 
ehange is a thickening of the canal here and there, of indefinite 
length ; but whether it be occasioned by the exudation of coagula- 
blo lymph, or whether it be the adhesion of ulcerated surfaces, 
which we contend are more or less present in gleet, is not so easy to 
determine ; at all events, it is undoubtedly the result of inflamma- 
tion. 
With regard to the action of spasm, all we know of it is theoreti- 
cal ; but experience every day furnishes instances of its occurrence. 
Spasmodic stricture is generally seated at the neck of the bladder 
and may occur to persons in good health, from exposure to wet or 
eold ; from some digestive derangement; from long retention of the 
■rine, particularly while walking, owing to the absence of public 
arinals ; or to violent horse exercise ; but more frequently does it 
happen to those young men who, when suffering from gleet or gon- 
orrhoea, imperfectly or only partially cured, are tempted to commit 
an excess in wine, spirits, or other strong drinks. Surrounded by 
Jovial society, glassful after glassful is swallowed, each one to be the 
last. The patient, with his bladder full to repletion, scarcely able 
to reta:n his water, yet probably “going” every moment, represses 
his desire until the party breaks up, when, on encountering the cold 
air, he finds himself unable to void even a drop, or If so, but with 
extreme difficulty. The greater the effort, and the more determined 
the straining, the greater is the impossibility, and relief should be 
afforded, or the most alarming consequences may ensue. 
The rationale is this: the patient, opposing the action of the mos- 
eles of the bladder, by contracting those of the urethra, they (the 
latter!, from irritation, become spasmodically contracted. 
The urine, by the powerful action of the muscles of the bladder, is 
oreed against the contracted portion of the urethra; and by Its 
rritaMon Increases the mischief. Where neglected, or unless Mu 
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Hlimi yield, extravasation will take place, mortlflcatl it ensue, and 
death follow. 
The urethra Is situated at the under part of the penis, and Is em 
braced by a substance called the corpus spongiosum ; it (the urethra) 
consists of several different layers or coats—the inner, the one con- 
tinuous with that lining the bladder, which possesses the power of 
secreting a mucus fluid, and the other made up of muscular fibres, 
which gives to the urethra the power of contracting and dilating, 
that regulates the flowing or getting of the fluid which has to pass 
through it. The mucus membrane of the urethra is of a highly 
sensitive nature, and more so in some parts than in others, as, for 
instance, In the membranous and bulbous portion of the canal; and 
hence it will be found, that those are the parts most liable to dts 
ease. The mucus membrane has several openings called lacunoe, 
for the furnishing a particular fluid to moisten and lubricate the 
urinary tube: these also are frequently the seat of disease. 
Independently of the function of the urethra being to discharge 
the urine, It has also to convey the semen to the orifice of the glanr, 
and here in this act Is to be observed the wonderful adaptation of 
means to the end. During the excitement attendant upon venereal 
commerce, the seminal fluid accumulates, prior to emission, in the 
bulbous portion, and when the fitting moment arrives for its ejec- 
tion the membranous portion spasmodically contracts, thereby pre- 
venting the regurgitation of the semen into the bladder, while the 
muscles surrounding the bulbous portion contract with energetic 
for and so complete the transmission of the generative fluid. Such 
are the functions of the urethra in health. Now. this canal being 
extensively supplied with nerves, that have more extensive com- 
munication with others than any particular ones have in the whole 
body, and made up, as before stated, of surfacial and muscular 
membranes and exposed to performance of several duties which are 
often unduly called into exercise, cannot be supposed to be ex»mpt 
from the consequences of such misappropriation ; and therefor* It is 
very liable to Inflammation. From the sensitive nature of the tube, 
it Is very obnoxious to spasm, which may be partial, temporary, or 
continuous ; hence spasmodic stricture. This condition Is of course 
dependent upon many causes, excess of diet, fatigue, cold, etc., lrrl- 
tatlon the general system ; when from the local Irritation previously 
Mt ep In the urethra by the forenamed cause*—a neglected gleet of 212 
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•Up—the urethra Is not long In participating In It; the phenomena 
are the symptoms recently narrated. Highly restorative as the 
power of nat ’re may be to remove disease, she does not appear 
readily disposed to Interfere with the processes set up in the ma- 
chine she inhabits, for self-defence to protect itself from the con- 
produced by the daily flow of acrid urine, which in 
several cases often produces ulceration ; coagulable lymph is thrown 
out in the cellular structure of the particular diseased parts, thereby 
thickening the walls thereof, constituting permanent stricture, It 
appearing preferable to impede a function which a narrowing of the 
urethric canal does, namely, that of urinating, than of allowing ul- 
ceration to ensue, whereby the urine would escape into the neigh- 
boring parts, and occasion great devastation, and probabl death. 
Permanent strict ire, as its name implies, outlies the patient; It 
never yields unassisted by art. I have described the ordinary symp- 
toms of stricture, especially that form induced by gonorrhoea. 
Stricture may arise from other causes. Inflammation, in whatever 
way set up, if allowed to go on or remain, will rise to stricture, and 
the celerity or tardiness with which it takes place depends upon cir- 
cumstances. An injury from falling astride any hard substance, 
blows, wounds, contusions occasioned by riding, the presence of 
foreign substances, the injudicious use of injections, and lastly, 
whish is as frequent a cause as any one of those heretofore numer- 
ated, masturbation. The violent manual efforts m ide by a young 
sensualist to procure the sexual organism for the third or fourth 
time continuously, I have known to be of that degree that irritation 
has been communicated to the whole length of the urethra, extend- 
ing even to the bladder ; and retention of urine, in the instance we 
alluded to, ensued, and required much attention before It could be 
subdued. Excessive intercourse with females will give rise to the 
same effects; not so likely as in the case preceding, inasmuch as the 
former can can be practiced whenever desired, while the latter 
needs a participator. The act of masturbation repeated, as it is, by 
many youths and others, day after day, and frequently several times 
within each twenty-four hours, must necessarily establish asensl 
tiveness or irritability in the parts, and alternation of stricture is 
sure to follow. 
The positive changes which take place in stricture in tho urethral 
passage are these: there ensues a thickening and condensation oftha 
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possibly nnlte It to the muscular coats. This thickening or eondens* 
tlon Is the result of what we call effusion of coagulable lymph. It 
will be rather difficult to explain the process ; but lymph is that fluid 
understood to be the nutritious portion of our sustenance or system, 
and which is here yielded up by the vessels which absorb it, and 
which vessels abound, with few exceptions, in every tissne of our 
body. However, It will suffice to say, that where inflammation takes 
place, there Is an alteration of stricture, and that alteration is gener- 
ally an increase. In stricture, this increase or thickening takes place, 
as we observed before, in particular parts of the urethra, bnt whera 
the inflammation is severe, no part is exempt, and whole lengths of 
tbe passage become occasionally involved. It is true, certain parts 
a’-e more predisposed than others, as, for instance, the membraneous, 
bulbous, and prostatic portions of the canal; but there are oftentimes 
eases to ba mat with where these parts are free, and the remainder 
blocked up. This effusion or thickening assumes various shapes, and 
•elects various parts ot the urethra 
In protracted end neglected cases, that part of the urethra between 
the stricture and bladder becomes dilated from frequent pressure 
of the urine upon it, induced by irritability of the bladder, which 
has an increasing desire to empty itself. In process of time, com- 
plete retention of urine will ensue, ulceration will take place at the 
irritable spot, and effusion of urine into the surrounding parts will 
follow ; and the consequences will be, as in the instance of the spas- 
modic affection, fatal, unless controlled by the skilful interference 
•f the surgeon. 
The symptoms of permanent stricture are often as slow in their 
progress, and a» Insidious in their nature, as they are appalling in 
their results, and are seldom distinctly observed by the patient, until 
firmly established. 
He is suffering from a long-continued gleet, and Is first alarmed by 
a partial retention of urine—it passes by drops, or by great straining, 
or not at all. This usually occurs after intemperance, and is relieved 
by the warm bath, fomentations and la- ui e medicines. This Is tha 
first stage, and is attributed to the debauch solely; whereas, at thli 
time an alteration of structure is going on in the U'ethra. Its calibra 
la becoming diminished, which necessarily causes the urine to flow 
hi a smaller stream. This Is not observed at ”st: and It U only afUlf 
«long period that the patient becomes aware of the fact. 214 
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The disease proceeds. In the morning, from the gluing topethei 
of the aides of the urethra, by the discharge from Its diseased surface, 
the urine flows In a forked or double stream ; and then, as this ag 
gluttnutlon Is dissolved, it becomes natural. 
There Is a greater and more frequent desire to make water, di» 
turblng sleep many times during the night, but unattended with 
pain, unless the neck of the bladder be aflected. 
There are also uneasy sensations in the perlnosum, a sense of 
weight in the pelvis, with flying pains in the hips; and in the perma- 
nent stricture there Is a remarkable symptom frequently prevailing 
—that is, a pain extending down the left thigh from the perinoeum. 
As the disease advances, the urine flows in only a very small 
stream, or forked, twisted, double, or broken, or in drops; and ths 
patient solicits the flow by pressing with his finger on the perinoeum, 
and elongating the canal, somewhat after the manner In which a 
dairy-maid milks a cow. 
The dilation of the urethra between the stricture and the bladder 
already alluded to, now takes place ; and some urine remains in the 
dilated part, which oozes through the stricture, making the patient 
wet and uncomfortable. 
There is great difficulty felt, and more time Is occupied In getting 
rid of the last drop of water, than formerly. This sensation continues 
all along; and the cure is never accomplished until this is finally 
removed. 
If the stricture is still neglected, more severe symptoms come on, 
and the neighboring parts become affected also. 
The sphincter ani, or the muscles of the anus, are relaxed, from 
the excessive action of the abdominal muscles ; and the fences pass 
In small quantities Involuntarily. There is a protrusion of the bowel, 
which adds to the distress, and, by its irritation, brings en a looseness 
or diarrhoea. 
The prostate gland, which is seated near the neck of the bladder, 
suffers inflammation and enlarges, beginning at the orifice of the 
ducts, which open into the urethra. 
The emission of semen, which often happens involuntarily, Is at- 
tended with agonizing pain, producing cold shiverings, followed by 
heat; and fever soon becomes fairly established. 
The liver and its secretions become diseased, discharging in tha 
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Intermittent character. The discharge from the urethra Is greatly 
Increased In quantity, showing the formation and bursting of an 
abscess of the prostate gland into It. 
The bladder is much thickened and diminished in size, and acutely 
or chronically Inflamed. Ths desire to make water is continual, 
allowing hardly a moment of rest; and the patient, in the agony of 
despair, prays to be relieved from his sufferings. 
Soon succeeding the irritation of the prostate, the testicles become 
involved, the disease being propagated by means of their ducts, 
which open in the urethra. The testicles swell a little, become un- 
easy and painful, and a dropsical or hardened enlargement ensues. 
When the stricture forms a nearly complete obstruction to the 
passage of urine, the violent efforts of the bladder to expel it bring 
on ulceration or rupture of the urethra, through which the urine is 
forced into the cellular membrane, with all the power of a spasmo- 
dically excited bladder. 
The scrotum and neighboring parts become distended, erysipelas 
supervenes, black patches of mortification break out in different 
places, the febrile symptoms are augmented, aud the patient at last 
irrecoverably sinks into a state of coma or muttering delirium, and 
death closes the scene. Such is the progress and termination of 
stricture when neglected. 
There are many provocatives to stricture, and when one mischief 
Is progressing, it makes up for its slow Initiating by giant strides. 
A patient may have a trifling stricture for years without experi- 
encing much inconvenience. He takes cold, fatigues himself, com- 
mits some stomachic or other excess, may possibly have fever, all of 
which more or less disturb the general economy, alter the character 
of the urine, and in that manner doubly accelerate the disorganiza- 
tion going on in the urethra. A small abscess may spring up in the 
urethra, or below it among the cellular membranes and the integu- 
ments. In either case, it chances now and then to burst an opening 
end create a communication externally with the urinary passage, 
constituting what is called fistula. A person laboring under strlctun 
Is always liable to these occurrences. As much mischief is dona 
oftentimes by mismanagement as by neglect The clums> introduc- 
tion of a bougie, or, in other Instances, the unjustifiable introduction 
ef one, is likely to, and very frequently does, lacerate the delicate 
aud Irritable membrane, and make a false passage. 216 
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It to mala noholly, notwithstanding the resisting and reparation 
power of nature to aroid so saddening a disease as stricture, that It 
to so tory prevalent, and that it is occasioned by so many causes. 
Where It Is not destructive to life, it is very injurious. It Involve* 
where it is severe, other important organs beside the seat of its 
abiding ; the repeated calls upon the bladder, through sympathy of 
the irritatiou, created so near to that vlscus, the efforts which at all 
times it is obliged to make, although assisted by the muscles of the 
abdomen and contiguous parts to void its contents, at last, and very 
frequently end in paralysis, and total inability to pass water ensues, 
except through the aid of the catheter. Independently of which, 
where so much disease exists as in the urethra, the urine also con- 
stantly pressing against ulcerating and Irritable surfaces, extrava- 
slon of that secretion takes place, and the most formidable and 
alarming consequences ensue. In the simplest form of stricture, 
many important functions are disturbed. A very frequent conse- 
quence is permanent irritability of the bladder, so that the patient to 
obliged, ten or twelve times a day, to micurate, and is unable to pass 
through the night without suffering nearly the same inconvenience. 
Besides which, the natural sensitiveness of the genital organs become 
speedily and much impaired. We are satisfied that where disorganiza- 
tion of the testicles does not exist, and where the patient is young, 
or even middle aged, if he be impotent, he will in nine cases out of 
ten be found to have stricture. There are exceptions, but in nearly 
all cases of impuissance there will be found, if not stricture, at least 
some morbid irritability of the urethra. During the experience ot 
stricture, there is generally a vitiated secretion from the seat of mis 
ehief, constituting a gleet; therefore a gleet at all times should br 
regarded, lest it be an indication of something more than a mere 
weeping trom enfeebled vessels. 
Before commencing the cure of stricture it is necessary for the 
patient, in all cases to communicate to us his general symptoms. 
It is unnecessary, perhaps for us to say, that the names of writers 
are kept with the most Inviolable secrecy, and their cases treated in 
accordance with the requirements of an enlightened age. A certain 
and speedy cure can be accomplished by our treatment, if applies 
tion is seasonably made. A course of medicines and full Instructions 
will be forwarded for Five Dollars. Address all letters for 
medical advice and treatment, to the EUREKA MEDICAL IN- 
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and connexion with other structures equally as important, are liable 
to many excitations. In gonorrhoea they are subject to sympathetic 
inflammation, as in hernia humoralis, which, if neglected or mal. 
treated, gives rise to abscess or chronic hardness. Inflammation also 
occurs in them as in other structures. Accidents, such as blows or 
bruises, horse-riding, wearing very tight pantaloons, are all fertile 
sources of derangement. Scrofulous constitutions are predisposed 
to have their testicles, like the rest of the glands, diseased. The 
most frequent disturbance, however, of the testicles, is a dilation of 
the veins, constituting what is called varicocele; and generally ao? 
companied by a wasting away of the testicle itself. It is rare, in- 
deed, to find perfectly healthy testicles in an individual who has 
been exposed to amatory pleasures and sensualities; and as, ot 
course, even amative desire, as well as amative power, depends 
upon the absolute sound condition of the glands in question, the in- 
ference is, that in very numerous persons, the sexual instinct is con- 
siderably diminished, and not unfrequently wholly suppressed, be- 
fore half the natural term of their existence has expired, at which 
time they ought in reality to be at the climax of their prime and ca- 
pability. 
It is not so much a painful complaint as an unpleasant one. Thera 
are occasionally pains in the back and loins, and other feelings, 
creating a sensation of lassitude and weariness ; and now and then 
some local uneasiness is felt. 
Varicocele gives to the examiner a sensation as though he were 
grasping a bundle of soft cords. It sometimes exists to such a degree 
as to resemble a rupture. In advanced stages of the disease, or dis- 
organization, the epididymis becomes detached from the body of the 
testicle, and is plainly distinguishable by the finger. The result of 
all is, that a considerable diminution of sexual power takes' place; 
and if means are not adopted to arrest a further break-up of the 
structure, the venereal appetite will subside altogether. 
The treatment consists in giving support by means of a suspensory 
bandage, which may be worn during the day, and the use of local 
refrigerants night and morning. The state of health is sometimes 
mixed up with it; and tonics and generous diet are useful. The cold 
shower bath helps to brace the system. It is a complaint in which. 
If it be not of very great severity, nor very long continuance, much 
good may be done. In some instances the veins may be allowed t» 218 
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empty themselves, which they will do when the body Is In a return 
bent position, and a coated ivory ring, or a silken band, may be m 
placed around them as shall prevent their refilling. It is, however, 
a case fitter for the surgeon’s management 
Abscesses and their cnre.-The testicle is subject to inflamma 
tion and suppuration, like any other structure. A case about three 
years ago fell under our notice, where a quantity of dark foetid fluid 
was released on puncturing a testicle In which the sense of fluctua- 
tion was very evident; and the patient stated that It had been five or 
six years in arriving at that condition. He was wasted considera- 
bly from nocturnal perspirations and acute pain, and his sexual da- 
rtre was much diminished. The case did well, and the latter func- 
tion was restored without much loss. 
Hy drocele.—Hydrocele Is an accumulation of yellow seroas 
fluid in the tunica vaginalis testis, or peritoneal covering of the tee- 
tide. It is a disease incident to every period of life, but more com- 
monly met with in grown persons. The ordinary formation of 
hydrocele Is unattended with pain ; and the patient accidentally 
discovers the existence of the swelling, but oftentimes not until it 
has attained a considerable magnitude. The tumor, when large, 
produces an unsightly appearance, and forms a hinderance to sexual 
Intercourse, from the integuments of the penis being Involved 
therein, and thereby preventing a perfect erection of that organ. 
The disease may appear to originate spontaneously ; but is is usually 
traceable to some bruise, blow, or other external Injury to the part 
The notion that the cure of hydrocele depends on promoting ad- 
hesion to the sides of the tunica vaginalis with the testicle is soma 
what upset by several preparations in the I.ondon hospitals, exhibit 
lng the tunic taken from persons in whom a radical cure was 
effected by injection, and in whom no fluid was reproduced ; nei 
were the sides of the said investment at all adherent with the test! 
ele, but apart, as in the healthiest individnal. Hitherto surgeons, 
acting on the aforesaid notion, with a view to obliterate the cavity, 
adopted various plans of treatment—such as, for instance, laying 
•pen the entire cavity, cutting away a portion of the tunica vagina- 
lis, the application of caustic, and, lastly, the seton, as advised by 
Dr. Pott, which was suffered to liberate itself by ulceration. When, 
In any of these instances, suppuration was induced, the cavity be- 
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parnivt 4*7 6 by penotAts.yg tie sac with a (trocar, suffering tbs 
•fh—*d fluid to escape, and injecting some stimulating liquid which 
Is all* wed to remain until a degree cf Inflammation Is produced, that 
shall causa an obliteration of the cavity by pdheston, or, as it has 
also been proved, prevent a reproduction of the fluid, by closing the 
months or altering the diseased action of the exhalent arteries 
Which ever be the effect produced thereby, the cure Is almost cer- 
tain, and the principles of the treatment consequently judicious. 
But, notwithstanding the operation Is not always immediately, nor 
■Itimately successful; the degree of Inflammation set up may he In. 
sufficient, and the effusion again take place, and the operation may 
req ulre a second and third repetition ; or an excessive degree of 
Inflammation may ensue, that shall occasion serious constitutional 
disturbance, either by suffering the injected fluid to remain too 
long, or its being of too stimulative a character, or from its escaping 
Into the cellular membrane of the scrotum, an accident not nnfro- 
qnent, unless great care be used in the operation. 
Radical Care of Hydrocele.—The term radical Is applied 
to the process narrated in the last case ; but, as has been observed, 
the operation is occasionally required to be repeated several times. 
In the case we are adverting to, after tapping, several Injections 
were thrown In between the tunles, and withdrawn ; and on one oc- 
casion the morbid fluid was secreted to the greatest possible disten- 
tion of the scrotum bv the following morning. Its subsequent with- 
drawal, and the injection of a more active stimulant, effected, how- 
ever, a permanent cure. In the country, surgeons frequently plunge 
a lancet in the scrotum, suffer the effused liquid to escape, and 
desire the patient merely to wrap the parts up in a handkerchief, to 
take no fnrther heed; and to ride home : and these cases generally 
do weil. 
Hydrocele Cared by Acapanctaratlon.—A new me- 
thod of treating hydrocele has of late years been introduced, namely 
by the insertion of a needle Into the sac or bladder of the testicle, 
which upon its withdrawal, permits the fluid to escape into the 
cellular membrane, whence it is rapidly absorbed. A pint of fluid 
■ay be got rid of in that way in two or three hours; and, although 
the disease may not be radically cured, it will occupy several months 
before a re accumulation of the fluid takes place. In recent cases, 
Ms treatment efteatimes proves permanently successful. Heap 220 
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nervous persons will not submit to anything approaching an opera- 
tion, not eren to the simple one of acupnncturatlon. In such cases, 
there Is no alternative but counter-irritants, to be applied over 
the part A course of medicines suitable for the speedy cure of the 
foregoing complaint will be sent to a patient upon a receipt of • 
fee of $5. 
It is at all times best to attend early to any disease of the testicle ; 
the progress is so rapid, the mischief so great, and the consequences 
so deplorable, of uncontrolled disease. 
Eruptions. —The structures Included In the above head- 
ing are subject to a variety of eruptions, varying in character, in- 
tensity, and duration. Thus we have the papular, a chronic inflamma- 
tion characterized by papules, or very minute pimples, of nearly the 
aame color as tire skin, accompanied by intense itching, and termi- 
nating, when broken by scratching, in small circular crusts: this is 
called, by dermoid pathologist, Prurigo. Another order of eruption 
is designated the vesicular and pastular, and consists of groups of 
small pimples of a very bright red color, and containing a serous 
Suid. They are accompanied by itching, which Increases as the 
contained humor becomes turbid, and assumes the puriform aspect, 
they then incrustate, and at the end of about a fortnight drop off, 
leaving the skin healthy underneath. The name given to this va- 
riety is Herpes. 
The last and most Inveterate species Is characterized by an Itching 
of the skin, which, on inspection, appears of a suffused .redness, and 
gives off, after a while, a number of thin scales ; these reaccumu- 
late, and the entire organs of generation becomes sometimes cov- 
ered with similar patches: this is denominated Psoriasis. These 
affections, which are but various degrees of inflammation, modified 
by idiosyncrasy and habit, arise from local and constitutional causes. 
Among these are frequent excitation of the organs of generation; 
the contact of the fluids secreted during sexnal intercourse, an n- 
healthy and relaxed condition of the genitals, and, lastly, a disor- 
dered state of the digestive organs. It Is astonishing to what an ex- 
tent these disorders prevail, and more to find how long tha 
Individuals, probably from a sense of diffidence In seeking profes- 
sional assistance, endure them. We have encountered many pa- 
tlenta who have informed ns that they have had the complaint npaa MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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Attn from Are to ten years, purposing during the whole of that 
period to consult some medical friend, but postponing it until their 
lnterriew with ourselves; and it is ever to be regretted, as the cure 
may always be effected in a week or two, with moderate attention 
end perseverance ; but if the attempt be neglected, there is no limit- 
ing the extent to which the disease may proceed. Local diseases, 
especially of such a nature as those under consideration can not 
exist any great length of time without involving the digestive or- 
gans, which become sympathetically deranged ; and in like manner 
do local diseases participate with dyspeptic disturbances—each, 
therefore, goes on aggravating the other. 
Diseases of tile Bladder.—The anatomical description of 
the bladder will be found in the earlier pages of this work. It may 
simply be restated: 
The bladder is a viscus somewhat similar in structure to the stom- 
ach. It is composed of several coats-muscular, nervous and ma- 
eua. Each are liable to diseases peculiar to their several structure*. 
The size of the bladder differs in most persons, and in the sexes. 
The female bladder is generally the largest; but largeness is ob- 
servable more especially in females who have borne children. The 
proverbial ability of females to retain their urine longer than men ia 
thus accounted for. 
Much mischief is often done by both sexes disobeying the particu- 
lar “call of nature” to urinate ; and the younger branches should 
have that fact impressed upon them. We have known children ac- 
quire a severe and obstinate form of Irritability of the bladder by 
retaining their urine too long. Diseases of the biadder are generally 
the consequences of other complaints, and those complaints have al- 
ready been enumerated. They may be summed up : 
Gonorrhoea extending to tne bladder, and producing absolutely a 
•lap of the bladder. If the inflammation is not subdued, or does 
mot subside, probably some permanent mischief ensues ; at all 
•vents, the Inflammation extends, and Involves other coats than the 
bttsrior. Accordingly, we have inflammation of the muscular 
•oa-ts, the nervous coats, and, lastly, the peritoneal coat. These 
terminations, severally have certain symptoms, and certain name*. 
There are others, and among them may be named colds, local in- 
terles, hemorrhoids, excess in drinking particular fluids, sensual In- 
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ritlatcd states of the nrlne, nervousness, and, lastly, the formatted 
of (tone In the bladder. The most common form of the bladdef 
ailment is irritability, which Is a milder term for Inflammation. 
Then we have absolutely Inflammation, and, lastly, loss ef power,or 
paralysis. 
Irritability of the Bladder.—The chief indication of dt» 
ease affecting the bladder is a frequent desire which the patient ex- 
periences to pass his* water; but that symptom alone does not de- 
termine the nature of the complaint. It may be irritable from sympa* 
thy with surrounding irritation, and disappear on the subsidence of 
that Irritation. It may constantly be fretting the patient by its con- 
tractions, through the urine (owing to some general derangement 
In the system being altered in its chemical qualities; exciting tho 
bladder the moment it is secreted therein ; or it may be the result of 
nervous agitation, with or without any actual diseased state of the 
bladder. These causes should be understood to regulate the treat- 
ment, which of course must be qualified by the provocation, and 
which the patient, when in doubt, had better leave to the discrimin- 
ation of the physician. 
Paralysis of the Bladder.—Tho bladder may becomn, 
through loss of nervous stimulus, Insensible to irritation, and con' 
sequently be disobedient to its natural functions. The urine in these 
eases, accumulates in large quantities, distend the bladder to its ut- 
most, which it does without, pain ; and the excess of secretion then 
dribbles away Involuntarily. This state of the bladder is called 
paralysis, and is an aggravated form of disease, arising from the 
same causes that establish inflammation, or from some contiguous 
injury. The treatment of paralysis of the bladder must be intrusted 
to experienced hands; it consists chiefly of purgatives, 
encmata up the rectum, the introduction of the catheter, and cold 
bath, rest, and general medicinal nervous excitant. 
Inflammation of the Bladder.—Cases of acute lnfiamsu- 
don of the bladder are of rare occurrence ; but they do occur, oe- 
eeaionally prove fatal, and always are productive of much general 
disturbance, which yields not without vigorous and active treat- 
ment Gonorrhoea is most usually the exciting cause. On the sud- 
den suppression of the urethral discharge, an inflammation sympa- 
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and whan tte latter Is the seat of the transference, It mar be held aa 
the ratio of the severity of the disease. In Inflammation of tha 
bladder, there is a constant desire to pass water which, when made, 
la usually in very small quantities, and leaves a sediment. The pa. 
tient often experiences an insupportable inclination to urinate, with 
a sensation as though the bladder were ready to burst—whereas 
there may be little or no u’ ine in it. There Is much pain at the 
root of the penis, and it extends along the perinoeum to the rec- 
tum, which latter is assailed with almost constant spasms resemb- 
ling straining. There is considerable thirst, fever, and anxiety; the 
pulse is full and quick, the tongue furred, and all those symptoms 
are present that prevail during severe constitutional excitement. 
The treatment consists of bleeding, leeching. 01 cupping; relieving 
the bowels by castor oil and injections; mucilaginous drinks, ad- 
ministering opiates, preserving rest, and total abstinence crom 
stimulating diet If these means fail in subduing the inflammation 
It runs on to ulceration, permitting extravasation of urine, occa- 
sioning mortifleation and death ; but where they are effectual, the 
patient is soon left free from complaint It often happens that the 
Inflammation is not so vigorously treated, or it may be whollv neg- 
lected, and yet it may happily resolve itself without proceeding to 
the extremity narrated ; but, unfortunately, it may degenerate Into 
a minor but not less troublesome form, denominated chronic, and 
which. In fact, is the disease christened "irritability ” and the one, 
for obvious reason, as above stated, for which relief is most usually 
sought, the patient having in vain daily looked for the subsidence of 
his malady. Having stated that irritability of the bladder must be 
treated with reference to its cause, it is obvious that more than non- 
medical discrimination is required. Where it depends upon strict- 
ure, the stricture must be first cured ; where upon stone in the blad- 
der, the stone must be removed ; where upon sympathetic inflam- 
mation, the source must be attacked, and so on. 
However, it has been stated that ether causes may exist—that it 
may even be a primary disease in itself; and as this treatise pro- 
fesses to be a private mentor to the invalid, we will detail such 
measures as may be safely adopted for the cure of a complaint as 
often borne from being trusted to unskillful hands, as from a morbid 
delicacy in seeking proper and legitimate relief. The ordinary 
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•mall quantities, with pain before, during, and after. The urine hat 
an offensive ammoniacal odor ; It depositee a thick, adhesive mucus, 
of a gray or brown color, sometimes streaked With blood, and of 
an alkaline character. 
In this stage of affairs, rest Is indispensable ; sedatives and opiates 
may be given ; but alkalies ("rarely omitted In prescriptions for in- 
continence of urine) should not be indiscriminately given, for they 
only render the urine more alkaline, which occasions it to deposit* 
calcareous flakes, that, if not passed off, accumulate, unite, and lay 
the foundation of that frightful disease, stone in the bladder. Tho 
extract of conium, or herbane, combined with mucilage, may b* 
given in doses of three to five grains every six hours. The tincture 
of henbane, in doses of a fluid drachm, or the tincture of opium, not 
exceeding ten or fifteen drops at a time may be given In like man- 
ner, and continued for several days, keeping the bowels open with 
castor oil The daily or alternate daily use of the hot, general, or 
hip bath, will afford immense relief. The various preparations of 
morphine, aconitine, and of hops, possesses great power in small 
and frequent doses. The uva ursl is a remedy of ancient note, and 
is often prescribed with advantage ; the dose is one scruple to * 
drachm in milk, or any bland fluid, three times a day, or it may be 
taken In infusion or decoction, one ounce to a pint of water—that 
quantity to be drank during the day. The parerla brava, exhibited 
in a decoction ("by simmering three pints of water, containing half 
an ounce of the root, down to a pint), may be taken in divided dose* 
of eight or twelve ounces during the day, or in the form of extract, 
in quantity of a scruple, which equals the above amount of decoction. 
The achllloe millefolioB is an excellent plant, and possesses aston- 
ishing astringent powers, often restoring the tone of the bladder to a 
healthy condition, when all other remedies have failed. A handftal 
of the leaves are to be infused in a pint of boiling water, which, 
when cool, may be poured off, and given in doses of a cupful three 
times a day. Any of the preceding sedatives may be given in con- 
junction with these preparations. 
Lime-water taken with milk, as an ordinary drink, is a useful cor 
rectlve. 
The buchu (the diosma crenta)—an ounce lnfhsed for several hoan 
In a pint of boiling water, and a wine-glass full of the cooled liquid 
administered three or four times a day—has Justly obtained aoaM 
notoriety. MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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Wher* all the** mean* prov* Ineffectual, the infection of sedativ* 
and astringent applications often answers the most sanguine ex- 
pectations ; but they should be employed only by professional per- 
sons, and even then with great care ; as when the diseases has bees 
•t its height, and they have been used, much inconvenience, and 
oven mischief, has been occasioned. A mild infusion of popples, or 
weak gruel, may be thrown in, once or twice a day, in quantities not 
exceeding two or three ounces at a time, and withdrawn after being 
suffered to remain thirty or forty seconds. A catheter, with elasti* 
bag, should be the instrument used. 
In the more chronic forms, where the urine does not deposit* 
much mucus, or is tinged with blood, the addition of ten drops (very 
gradually increasing the quantity; of the diluted nitric acid may be 
made to the fluid ejected, repeating or declining the operation, as th* 
effects are discovered to be advantageous or prejudicial. 
In an Irritable state of the bladder depending on some disease of 
the kidney, there is a frequent desire to void the urine without there 
being any, cr but very little, urine in the bladder. There is also a 
severe cutting pain felt about the neck of the bladder, especially 
after each effort to make water, followed or attended by a " languid” 
pain In the loins. The urine is often the color of whey, at other 
times tinged with blood, and deposlres, when suffered to remain a 
while, a purulent sediment. The severe symptoms should be allayed 
by the game remedies as prescribed in irritable bladder arising from 
other causes; but the original seat of the disease in this instance de- 
mands energetic attention. The various counter-irritants are in great 
requisition; leeches, blisters, setons, etc. 
In addition to the tonics and astringents already advised, an infu- 
sion of the wild-carrot seed, made by macerating for a couple of 
hours one ounce of the seeds bruised in a pint of boiling water 
(drinking, when cool and strained, the whole of the liquid in divided 
doses during the day;, may be taken with every chance of relief. A* 
In the other infusions, the patient must persevere in the use of this 
for some time. 
W* would urgently impress upon our readers the necessity ti 
prompt and skilful treatment at an early stage of any of the forego- 
ing diseases. A week’s delay In seeking proper remedies may bs 
productive of years of bodily suffering, and may Indeed ruin the poct 
sufferer for the remnant of his life. Upon receipt of a written state. 226 
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ment of the case of anyone afflicted, accompanied by a fee 
of -five dollars inclosed in a registered letter, we will at once 
send a package of medicines with full instructions lor use, 
continuing advice and treatment until a cure is fully effected. 
THE GREAT SECRET OP TAMING 
HORSES. 
Kindness, the great and only sure basis of success. The 
ruling principle ir the nature of the horse is obediei.ee to 
man, therefore to make him obey, it is unnecessary to .rent 
him with violence. Disobedience is as a general thing 
forced upon him by conduct which does violence to his 
nature. 
It is only necessary to make him fully comprehend what 
Is required of him to make him obey, as he has originally 
no conception of his own strength and powers, and since it 
will be piudent in us to keep him in ignorance, in regard 
to his strength, we must not try to do it by force, but by 
kindness, in the horse as well as in man, fear is the result 
of ignorance; therefore, it is only necessary to accustom 
him to any object of which he may at first stand in dread, 
to make him lose the sense of fear. 
The best means of accomplishing this end, is to allow 
him to examine the dreaded object himself, in the manner 
most natural to him. The horse is an intelligent creature, 
and the only way to develop fully all his powers of useful- 
ness to man, is to treat him as such, and to convince him 
that his master is also his superior and his best friend. 
Until he is convinced of this fact, and by that conviction 
has obtained the fullest reliance upon the kind intentions 
and the superior knowledge of him who guides him, he is 
not fully educated; that is to say, he la not perfectly 
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Te break in a horse, is simply to educate him, and te 
habituate him gradually to a new condition of life ; which 
new condition, if properly imposed, he readily accepts a* 
a natural one. 
To drive a Kicking Horse, — Bend one 
fore-foot up until the hoof looks upwards, then draw a loop 
over the knee and up to the pastern joint, and secure 
it; of course he cannot kick with three legs; if he gets 
angry and tries to strike the knee on the ground, sit still; 
after a time he is mastered ; then get down and take it off, 
and pet him ; this will show him that if he obeys, he will 
receive kindness—should it be necessary, resort to the same 
course several times. 
If a Skittish Horse shies at a red blanket or 
other object, throw it down in the stable, and leave him 
with it, and he will find out himself, during your absence, 
that it is harmless. 
To Saddle a Colt after you have edu- 
cated him so as to appreciate kindness. 
-—Take the saddle and tie up the stirrups; put it before 
his nose and let him smell it; then gently lay it on his 
neck, and move it about, occasionally taking it ofT; at 
length, place it in its proper situation ; then gently drop 
the girths, and very gently begin to draw on the buckles— 
the whole operation takes about an hour. Having got the 
saddle secured, your next object to mount him—for this 
purpose, get a high stool and place it by his side ; get upon 
it, and press with both hands, gently at first; afterwards 
lay the whole body across his back, and habuate him to 
feel your weight; after a short time you can monnt him 
■afely. } 
To make your Horse Lie Down. — Is 
only an extension of the hampering operation. The horse’s 
left fore-foot being fastened up, put a surcingle about his 
which strap is pasted through tho srucingle. aad 228 
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held in the right hand, as you stand on the left side of dia 
animal. Then, holding the bit in the left hand, bear against 
the horse, till it moves, when the right fore-foot is raised, 
and the astonished horse comes down on his knee. Now 
his head to the left, and bear against his shoulder, 
steadily, but strongly. It takes from eight to ten minuitos 
to bear the animal over on his side ; but when you get him 
there, he is completely conquered. Ugly as he may have 
been before, you can then handle him as you please. Take 
off immediately all the straps, and then caress the horse, 
rubbing him first about the head and neck, and then all 
over, paying particular attention to his heels, which you 
may handle without the least fear. Keep him thus, about 
twenty, or twenty-five minutes, and then let him up. It 
sobers a horse astonishingly to go through this course In 
half an hour repeat the whole operation ; and so for three 
or four times. In the afternoon, the animal undergoes a 
similar course of lessons. After a couple of days it has got 
so used to the routine, that it will lie down by merely touch- 
ing its fore-foot. Throughout the whole operation, the 
whip is not once used, nothing but soft words and 
caresses. 
To prevent Horses being Teased by 
Flies.—Boil three handfuls of walnut leaves in three 
quarts of water, sponge the horse (before going out of the 
stable) between and upon the ears, neck and flank. 
To prevent Botts,—Mix a little wood-ashes with 
their drink, daily. This effectually preserves horses again* 
the botts. 
Liniment for Galled Backs of Horses, 
—White lead moistened with milk. When milk cannot 
be procured, oil may be substituted. One or two ounces 
will last two months or more. 
Remedy for Strains in Horses. —Take MEDICAL GUIDE, 
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whisky, one half pint; camphor, one ounce; sharp vinegar 
one pint. Mix. Bathe the parts affected. 
Another.—Take opodeldoc, warm it, and rub tba 
■trained part two or three times a day. 
Lotion for Blows, Bruises, Sprains, etc. 
-—One part laudanum, two parts oil origanum, four par;* 
water ammonia, four parts oil of turpentine, four parts cam- 
phor, thirty-two parts of wine. Put them into a bottle, and 
•hake them until mixed. 
Infant Cough Mixture.—This is a prepara- 
tion prepared especially for Infants. It is prepared so as 
to be pleasant to take, as well as efficacious. It is simple 
in its preparation, and will cure infantile coughs. It is 
Hot intended except for young infants as a cough remedy. 
For such it will he found better than any other prepara- 
tion. The dose for a child of a few months old will he one 
tea-spoonful, to he repeated two or three times a day. Pa- 
rents need feel no apprehension in giving to their little 
ones. Price one dollar. 
VENTRILOQUISM. 
The art of ventriloquism, simply consists in a slow and 
gradual expiration, preceded by a strong and deep inspira- 
tion by which a considerable quantity of air is introduced 
into the lungs, which is afterwards acted upon by the flexi- 
ble power of the larynx and the trachas. Any person, there- 
fore, by practice can obtain more or less expertness in this 
exercise; in which although not apparently, the voice is 
still modified by the mouth and tongue. Ventriloquists 
have acquired by practice the ptfwer of exercising the veil 
of the palate in such a manner, that, by raising or depres- 
sing it, they dilate or contract the inner nostrils. If thay 230 
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are closely contracted, the sound produced is weak, dull, 
and seems to be more or less distant; if, on the contrary, 
these cavities are widely dilated, the sound is strengthened 
by these tortuous infractuosities, and the voice becomes 
loud sonoroi s, and apparently dose to us. Thus, any able 
mimic, who can with facility disguise his voice, with the 
aid of this power of modifying sounds, may in time become 
a ventriloquist. 
FEMALE WEAKNESSES, etc. 
Diseases of Menstruation.—Though the gen- 
eral period of the commencement of menstruation is in this 
climate about fourteen years of age; it may nevertheless, 
from particular circumstances, and in certain constitutions, 
not make its appearance for some time after that period. Pro* 
videdthe health does not suffer, there is in reality no occasion 
for alarm or anxiety, although its occurrence should be la- 
ter by a year or two in one girl than another; but it is 
difficult to persuade women ihemsdves of this fact; and 
they are apt to ascribe every illness or uneasy feeling which 
girls may happen to experience towards the period of pu- 
berity, to the non-appearance of this discharge. It some- 
times indeed happens, that very great sickness and loss of 
health do occur in young women who are long of menstru- 
ating ; and in the article green sickness, we shall detail the 
symptoms and treatment of persons in that situation. The 
non-appeaiance of the menses also gives rise occasionally to 
cough and various other sympathetic affections; so that 
both the patient herself and her friends and medictl atten- 
dants, are always very glad when the womb assumes a 
healthy action; and they also very properly, look forward 
to the establishment of igenstnrition, as affording hope oi 
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•t which it generally commence*. Every mean*, therefore, 
that is consistent with prudence and propiiety, ought to b* 
used to bring on healthy menstruation, when it seems toe 
long delayed. Of these, the best are snch as contribute to 
the general health and vigor of the system, such as a mild 
nourishing diet; the tepid or warm bath ; gentle exercise, 
either on horseback, or on foot, etc. The bowels aie to lie 
paiticularly attended to; and purgatives are sometimes, by 
•ympathy, very effectual in bringing the uretus into action; 
of these, none are more beneficial than the aloes, and th« 
various pill* of which aloes forms a principal ingredient. 
Symptoms must be paliated as they arise. The cough is tj 
be treated, and we are to discriminate as accurately as w* 
can between the cough depending upon simple iriitation, 
to which young females are particularly liable, and that 
which indicates the approach of consumption ; and take our 
measure accoidingly, so as not to neglect the incipient 
stage of a most serious disease, or to give too much impor- 
tance to a state of things, which if properly managed, i* 
attended with very little danger. 
When the menses do begin, it may be a year or two be- 
fore they go on in a proper manner; the interval may ba 
two, three or four months, the quantity variable; and this, 
for some time, may comport with good health, and at last 
the regular monthly period may be established. Matron* 
should pay particular attention to the conduct and manage- 
ment of their young friends at this period. Any impropri- 
ety in diet, or regimen, which at another time, might hava 
passed with impunity, will now be productive of serious 
consequences, and may lay the foundation of ill health, and 
give a shock to the constitution from which it will not re- 
cover. Wet feet are to be considered as particularly dan- 
gerous ; sometimes they check the discharge altogether, 
sometimes they give rise to copious and debiliating 
low. 
Suppression of the Menses.—Independent 232 
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of pregnancy, the menses may be checked or suppressed 
after their first establishment, by various causes. The 
most frequent causes of this obstruction are cold, passions 
of the mind, or diseases. We are to endeavor to bring the 
discharge back by remedies adapted to the particular cir- 
cumstances of each case ; varying our plan according to 
circumstances, and using means, especially about the 
time when we may expect the efforts of nature to co-op- 
erate with our endeavors. The effects produced by sup- 
pression on the constitution are various ; in many cases it 
may give rise to fullness of blood ; and relief is then only 
to be obtained by bleeding, low diet, bathing the feet in 
warm water, and moderate doses of Sulphate of Magnesia, 
or Epsom Salts. When accompanied with great debility, 
we have a different mode of treatment prescribed, accord- 
ing to the nature of the case. 
Address all letters for advice to Eureka Medical Insti- 
tute, 29 Broadway, New York. 
Immoderate flow of the Menses.—A to* 
copious discharge of the blood from the womb, is a fra- 
quent complaint. It may continue for a much greater num> 
ber of days than it ought to do, or its quantity may be ex- 
cessive. This is a state of menstruation very difficult to 
cure, and productive of very debiliating effects on the body 
The countenance of the woman becomes pale and haggard ; 
there is a dark circle around the eyes, an aversion to mo- 
tion, and great susceptibility to fatigue on slight exertion. 
The stomach is out of order, the bowels are slow, the lym- 
phatic system is torpid, and symtoms of threatening dropsy 
appear. We are to order the patient to observe the utmost 
quietness ; to keep in the horizontal posture ; we must give 
gentle laxatives, in order to prevent all straining at stool | 
and direct some mild astrigent medicine The diet should 
be extremely light and spare ?< the drinks should be toastr 
water, barley-water, or lemonade, taken cold ; and the pa- 
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with die hip# eonsitTerably elevated. When one period of 
toe copious discharge is got over, our care should be to 
prevent the next from being equally profuse. This is to be 
done by avoiding fatigue in the interval, by moderation ia 
diet, by avoiding costiveness, by losing a little biood from 
the arm if there be too great fullness, or inflammatory ten- 
dency in the system, and by a prudent use of sulphuric acid, 
and other astringents, as alum whey. A drachm of alum 
will curdle a pint of milk ; a few ounces of the whey sweet- 
ened, to render it palatable, may be taken as often as the 
stomach will bear it. 
Should the above precautions fail to have the desired 
effect, we furnish a remedy for $5. 
Difficult and Painful Menstruation.— 
A state of menstruation different from the former, consist 
in a very difficult and painful performance of that function. 
It is to be treated by fomentations to the belly, back, and 
loins ; by avoiding cold ; by giving medicines which pro- 
mote perspiration, and encouraging their operation, by 
giving diluent drinks, and keeping in bed. 
In some cases instead of a fluid discharge every month, 
there is formed a membraneous substance, which is expel- 
led with great pain, and which, when carelessly looked at, 
has the appearance of an abortion. It is of great conse- 
quence for practitioners to know this, as an innocent and 
virtuous person might be suspected unjustly. When the 
uterus has put on this irregular action, it is believed that 
the woman cannot conceive ; but there are some cases that 
show this not to hold true universally. Medicines are te 
be given to palliate pain, debility, costiveness, or any other 
■rgent symptoms. 
According to our experience, painful menstruation occurs 
■tore commonly either in very robust, athletic females, 
urhen it is best remedied by bleeding at the period of its 
occurrence, by a moderate, well regulated diet in the intet* 
Vais, and the occasional use of 'saline purgatives ; or it ec 234 
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curs, on the contrary, in those who lead indolent and Inn 
urious lives, when the proper remedies will be regular 
active exercise in the open air, the warm bath, frictions ol 
the surface, etc. 
We have an excellent remedy. Price, $5, 
Cessation of tlie Menses.—The time of lift 
at which this discharge cease*, differs in different women, 
but it usually does so between the age of forty-two and 
forty-six. The symptoms which occur at the period of ces- 
sation, also vary much ; in some, the discharge stops at 
once, without any disorder of the cons.itution ; in others, it 
returns after uncertain and irregular intervals, and in vari« 
able quantity, for months or years, before it finally stops. 
Though many women, at this period, have a great vaiiety 
of ailmenis, these aie rather to be considered as indica- 
tions of a change occuring in the constitution, than as de- 
pending altogether on the diminution or absence of the dis- 
charge. They who have not enjoyed good health, they 
who have not borne children, or who have been weakened 
oy frequent miscarriages, generally suffer most at this period 
of life. To others, again, who, during that pari of their 
lives, when menstruation went on regularly, had much pain, 
or were troubled with nervous disorders, the cessation of the 
discharge is an era which brings them better health than 
they ever enjoyed before. If no bad symptom occur at this 
rime, there is no call for any interference by regimen, by 
evacuations, or in any other way ; but if there be symptoms 
of fullness, or tendency to feverish complaints; if there bs 
headache, flushing of the face, or of the palms of the hands, 
with restlessness at night, pains in the loins or belly, or e- 
ruptions on different parts of the body ; such fullness must 
be brought down by spare living, proper exercise, laxutive 
medicines, and occasional blood-letting, taking care not te 
create a habit of using this last evacuation. 
If the symptoms are bad, you had better write, enclosing 
$5. and a remedy will be forwarded. MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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Green Sickness.—Chiorotit, or green sickness, is 
• complaint which occurs chiefly in girls about the age of 
fourteen years, and is characterized by a pale, blancfc.ed 
complexion, langor, listlessness, depraved appetite and in* 
digestion, and the non-appearance of the monthly discharge. 
It is called green sickness, from the pale, livid, and green 
ish cast of the skin, so commonly present. 
The symptoms consist chiefly in a general sense of op- 
pression, langor, and indigestion. The langor extends 
over the whole system, and effects the mind as well as the 
body; and hence, while the appetite is feeble and capri- 
cious, and shows a desire for the most unaccountable and 
innutrient substances, as lime, chalk, etc., the mind is cap- 
ricious and variable, often pleased with trifles, and incapable 
of fixing on any serious pursuit. The heat of the skin is 
diffused irregularly, and is almost below the point of 
health ; there is, consequently, great general inactivity of 
the circulation, and particularly in ihe small vessels and 
extreme parts of the body. The pulse is quick, but low, 
the breathing hurried or laborious, the sleep disturbed, the 
face cold, the nostrils dry, the bowels irregular or confined, 
and the urine colorless. There is also, sometimes, an ir- 
ritable and distressing cough ; and the patient is thought 
to be on the verge of consumption, or perhaps to be running 
rapidly through its stages. Consumption, however does 
not commonly follow, nor is the disease found fatal, al- 
though it should continue, as it has done not unfrequently, 
for some years. 
The principal cause of chlorosis is indigestion occurring 
at the age of puberty, combined with a want of energy in 
the minute vessels of the womb, that prevents them fulfill- 
ing their office. Constitutional weaknesses and relaxation 
frequently disposes to green sickness ; and whatever ener- 
vates the general habit, or the stomach in particular, such 
as indulgence in heated rooms and late hours, long resi- 
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luxurious mode of life, stimulating, or innutricious diet, ano 
constipation, may be ranked among its causes. 
The object of tieatment in this disease is, to’ restore the 
functions of the stomach, bowels, skin, and other organs to 
their healthy condition, by daily active exercise, pure air, a 
well-regulated diet, and cheerful society, aided by the 
warm bath, frictions on the surface, alteratives and ap 
perients. 
The patient should take daily exercise in the open air 
particularly on horseback, resorting to change of air and 
scene as circumstances will permit. She should make 
use of light nutritive food of easy digestion, and abandon 
the use of tea, coffee, and all stimulating drinks. To rise 
from bed and to retire to rest at an early hour, morning and 
evening, are all important measures in this disease. In 
fact, the rules to be observed with respect to diet and regi- 
men, are precisely the same, as those which are laid down 
under dyspepsia. A warm bath twice or thrice a week, 
and active friction twice a day, with a flesh-brush, over 
the region of the stomach and bowels, are on no account to 
be neglected. The fri tion should be performed by the 
patient herself, at least night and morning, for fifteen min- 
utes each time. 
When the acidity of the stomach is very distressing to 
the patient, a teaspoonful of calcined magnesia, or a mix- 
ture of equal parts of magnesia and rhubarb, may be 
taken. 
Electricity, in the form of sparks drawn from the lower 
belly, or of slight shocks passed through it, may be resor 
ted to in obstinate cases, and will frequently be attended 
with advantage. 
It now and then happens, that retention of the meneus 
occurs in florid, full-bosomed girls, who have no mean 
share of general vigor, in which case the pulse is full and 
tense, and the pains in the head and loins very severe. The 
ordinary cause of the retention in these cases, is exposure MEDICAL QUIDS. 
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» mM at the period of the menstrual discharge ; and the 
plethoric cwiditlon of the patient will bear and require at 
the commencement the use of the lancet, and saline purga* 
lives. The warm bath should also be steadily used with • 
plain, light diet, and regular exercise. 
If the case does not yield to the above treatment, yoe 
had better enclose $5 for our never failing cure. 
Flour AlbUS, or Wllites. — This complaint 
consists in a discharge of a yellowish, white or greenish 
fluid from the womb and its passage. In the mildest cases, 
the discharge is mostly of a whitish color, sometimes al- 
most colorless, small in quantity, and unaccompanied with 
any soreness or uneasiness in the parts; but in the most 
aggravated forms, it is highly offensive, and occasional 
itching, smarting, and other local symptoms of a very dia- 
tressing nature, In most cases, there is pain and weak- 
ness in the back, and a sense of general languor; and when 
the disease is severe, and of long standing, it is generally 
associated with an unhealthy countenance, loss of appetite, 
disordered stomach, general debility, and a dry, hot skin. 
It occurs most frequently in women of delicate constitu- 
tions, or in those whose health has been greatly impaired 
by profuse evacuations, improper diet, sedentary living, 
grief, intemperance, or other causes of exhaustion. I 
sometimes, however, arises chiefly from injuries inflicted 
upon the parts themselves, in consequence of difficult la- 
bor, frequent miscarriages, a dissolute life, or other causes. 
Women of all ages are subject to it. This disease we 
can easily cure, without inconvenience to the patient. 
Price of remedy, five dollars. 
Falling down of the Womb.—The prolap. 
•us or falling down of the womb, takes place in various 
degrees. The slighest degree, or first stage, has been called 
a relaxation ; greater degree, a prolapsus; and the protru- 
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aery to attend carefully to this disease, to ascertain its ex- 
istence ; as it may, If neglected, occasion bad health, and 
many uneasy sensations. The symptoms, at first, are am- 
biguous, and may proceed from other causes. The woman 
feels a weight and uneasiness about the lower part of the 
abdomen, with an irritation about the urethra and the blad- 
der ; and sometimes a tenderness in the course of the for- 
mer. A dull, dragging pain, is felt in the groins, and this 
Is increased by walking, but goes off after resting, or lying 
in bed. Pains are also felt in the thighs, and very fre- 
quently in back aches. 
In the greatest degree, or procedentia, the uterus is 
forced altogether out of the body, inverting completely 
the vagina, and forming a large tumor betwixt the thighs. 
The procedentia is attended with the usual symptoms of 
prolapsus, and also with a difficulty in voiding the urine, 
tenesmus, and pain in the tumor. If the womb be long 
or frequently down, the skin of the vagina becomes hard, 
like the jommon integument. Sometimes the tumor in- 
flames, and indurates ; and then ulceration, or sloughing, 
will take place. Procedentia of the womb may occur in 
consequence of neglecting the first stage of the disease, 
and the uterus is forced externally, with bearing-down 
pains ; or it may take place all at once, in consequence oi 
exertion, or getting up too soon after delivery. It maj 
also occur during pregnancy, and even during parturition 
Sometimes it is complicated with stone in the bladder, a 
with polypus In the uterus. 
Frequent parturition, the whites, and whatever tends U 
weaken or relax the parts, may occasion prolapsus. Some 
times a fall brings it on. When symptoms indicating pro 
lapsus manifest themselves, we ought to examine the state 
of the womb. If it be found considerably lower down than 
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means. Pesoarles are made of wood, cork, or gum-elastic, 
of different shapes, some oval, some flat and circular, some 
like spindles, or the figure of eight, others globular. A 
bag of elastic gum, stuffed with hair, often makes a con 
venlent pessary. Whatever be employed, it ought to be 
taken frequently out and cleansed, and at the same time 
astringent injections may be thrown into the vagina. 
If the procedentia be large, and have been of long dura- 
tion, the reduction of the uterus may disorder the contents 
of the abdomen, producing both pain and sickness. In 
this case, we must enjoin strict rest in horizontal pos- 
ture. The belly should be fomented, and an anodyne ad- 
ministered. Sometimes it is necessary to take away a 
little blood ; and we must always attend to the state of the 
bladder, so as to prevent an accumulation of urine. When 
the symptoms are abated, a pessary must be introduced, 
and the woman may rise. 
If the tumor, from having been much irritated, or long 
protruded, be large, hard, inflamed, and perhaps ulcerated, 
it will be impossible to reduce it, until the swelling and 
inflammation are abated, by a recumbent posture, fomenta- 
tions, cooling applications, laxatives, and perhaps, even 
blood-letting. After some days, we may attempt the re- 
duction, and will find it useful previously to empty the 
bladder. The reduction, in general, causes for a time 
uneasiness in the abdomen. If the womb cannot be reduc- 
ed, and is much diseased, it has been proposed to extir- 
pate the tumor. This has been done, it is true, with suc- 
cess, but it is extremely dangerous; for the bladder is apt 
to be tied by the ligature, which is put round the part; and 
the Intestines fall down above the uterus into the sac form- 
ed by the Inverted vagina; they also are apt to be cut or 
oonstricted. 
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hon'zontal posture, till it have regained its proper site and 
weight; and this diminution may be assisted, if dilatory, 
by gentle laxatives. 
Should the above treatmeut not effect a cure, you had 
better write, state full particulars, enclosing five dollars. 
Inversion Of the Womb.—Inversion of the 
womb implies that the inside is turned out, and in this 
manner it has passed down into the vagina. It may take 
place in different degrees. When complete, it protrudes 
out of the vagina, and exactly resembles the uterus after 
delivery, only the mouth is turned upwards, in place o/ 
downwards. When it is partial, the tumor is retained 
within the vagina, and the fundus only protrudes to a cer- 
tain degree, forming a firm substance, something like a 
child’s head. When the womb is inverted, the womau 
feels great pain, generally accompanied with a bearing- 
down effort, by which a partial inversion is sometimes 
rendered complete. The pain is obstinate and severe, the 
woman feels weak, her Countenance pale, pulse feeble, and 
often imperceptible, a discharge of blood very generally 
attends the accident, and often is most profuse. But it it 
worthy of notice, that complete inversion sometimes is not 
accompanied with the loss of blood, whilst a very partial 
inversion may be attended with a fatal discharge. Faint- 
ing and convulsions, are not unfrequent attendants. 
Inversion may terminate in different ways. It may 
prove rapidly fatal by the loss of blood ; or it may excite 
fatal syncope, or convulsions; or it may operate more 
•lowly, by inducing inflammation or distension of the 
bladder; or, after severe pains and expulsive efforts, the 
patient may get the better of the immediate injury, the 
womb may diminish to its natural size, by slow degrees, 
and gives little inconvenience ; or it may discharge fetfa 
matter, and gives rise to frequent debilitating discharges 
of blood ; or hectic comes ou, and the patient sinks in • 
miserable manner. MEDICAL CU1DE. 
241 
If the inversion be discovered e irly, the womb may be 
replaced. If it have protruded out of the Vagine, It is, 
first of all, to be returned within it; if it have not, we 
proceed directly to endeavor to return it, by Cautiously 
grasping the tumor in the hand, and pushing it upwards. 
If we push directly, without compressing the tumor. Wo 
sometimes bring on violent bearing-down pains. These 
are occasionally attended with an increase or renewal of 
the flooding. If we succeed, we should carry the hand 
into the womb, and keep it there for some time, to excite 
its Contraction. 
If the inversion has not been discovered early, it is 
more difficult, nay, sometimes impossible to reduce it, ow- 
ing chiefly to contraction of its orifice. In such cases, it 
is not prudent to make very violent efforts, as these may 
excite convulsions. We must in every instance alleviate 
urgent symptoms, such as fainting, retention of urine, or 
inflammation, by suitable means. 
When the womb cannot be replaced, we should at least 
return it into the vagina. We must palliate symptoms, ap- 
ply gentle astringent lotions, keep the patient easy and 
quiet, attend to the state of the bladder, support the 
strength, allay irritation by opiates, and the troublesome 
bearing-down by a proper pessary. If inflammation come 
on, we must prescribe blood-letting, laxatives, etc. In 
this way, the womb is enabled by degrees to contract to ils 
natural size, and the woman menstruates as usual, but gen- 
erally her health is delicate. 
Polypi in the Womb.—Polypi in the womb oc- 
cur of various sizes and consistency; they are sometime* 
broad and flat at their base, sometimes they have a narrow 
■eck. They occasion a discharge of blood at rintoe; but 
when small, they are not produc tive of much incon venience. 
But if they become large, they give rise to symptoms both 
roublesome and dangerous. There is violent bearing-down 
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from the vagina, pain or difficulty of making water, Irrita* 
tion of the rectum, and a frequent desire to go to stool. If 
the disease be not relieved, the pains become more violent, 
the constitution is affected, and the continual discharge 
greatly weakens the patient. 
As the patients themselves can not distinguish tumora 
from other disoases producing similar symptoms, their ex- 
istence must be ascertained by the examination of a prac- 
titioner; and their removal effected by a surgical opera- 
tion, either by the knife by ligature, performed by a sur- 
geon well acquainted with the structure and connexions of 
the parts. No internal remedies do any good till the tumor 
is removed. When this is accomplished, the general 
health is to be improved by proper diet and tonic medi- 
cines. 
Inflammation of tlie Womb appears to bs 
a very common affection, and though frequently produc 
tive of very distressing consequences, is often misunder- 
stood, and consequently mismanaged. This affection is 
frequently the result of difficult labors, but often arises from 
excess in other indulgences—sometimes from rheumatic 
and gouty irritation, a translation of erysipelas, or obstruc- 
tions in monthly evacuations. This inflammation sometimes 
occurs in a periodical manner particularly when it arises 
from e translation of erysipelas, and females who do not 
nuise ttneir own children are much more subject to this dis- 
ease > vnronic inflammation sometimes affects the whole 
body of the womb, but much more frequently it is seated 
in tne neck or mouth of this organ. Many females afflic- 
ted In this way either mistake their complaint or conceal 
it, or from the slightness of their sufferings neglect it, until 
serious chronic disease occurs and the consequences ate 
often disastrous. Some experience only a sense of heat, 
with slight soreness in the parts, others complain of dull or 
lacerating pains in the womb, at intervals better, and at 
••her times worse. In some cases a sense of weight is fell MEDICAL QUID®. 
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m If th« womb had fallen, with paint in the upper part of 
the vagina, in almost all there it a discharge of tome kind 
—-often Leucurrhoea or whites, which is more abundant 
when the inflammation it aggravated. Thote affected in 
this way are apt to experience much pain in the upper part 
of the vagina, during congugai embrace, and sometimes 
the mouth of the womb it to tender at to caute extreme 
suffering—one tide of the womb being more swollen than 
the other, renders it very tender; to great is the sensibility 
of this part in some, that they experience severe suffering 
from the slightest touch. In general the mouth of the 
womb is turned from its natural position to one side. If the 
disease has been of long standing, the swelling of the neck 
of the womb is so great as to form a large lump in the 
vagina; more or less pain in the back and loins occurs in 
nearly all cases, and the stomach usually syvipathizes with 
the womb, so as to give rise to a train of very harassing 
dyspeptic and nervous symptoms. In some cases the in- 
flammation continues for some time without any serious 
structural disorder of the womb, but in many cases the neck 
of the organ gradually enlarges, becomes indurated or 
scirrhous, and finally terminates in ulceration, cancer 
or death, and many cases that are usually regarded as sim- 
ple Whites, are connected with chronic inflammation of the 
womb, which is about three or four inches np the vagina in 
the healthy state, but not so high up in the diseased state. 
The existence of inflammation and swelling of this part, 
may be suspected when the lady has a discharge accompan- 
ied with heat, weight, soreness, or in the upper part of the 
vagina. 
A remedy for these painful diseases has long been a 
desideratum with the medical world, mnd that remedy has 
at last been found by great research. These diseases can 
now be radically cured—not by trusses, supporters, braces, 
pessaries, etc., upon which thousands of dollars have been 
expended in vain—but by a harmless compound, which the 244 
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patient can apply herself without the least iwrorveultsncw t 
(and this is certainly important to a sensitive female.) 
This remedy will act almost like magic upon being ar> 
plied to the inflamed or tender portions, and will removi 
entirely without a single failure, both the pain and inflam- 
mation in from twenty-faur to forty-eight hours, and in • 
very short time cure the leucorrhoea and prolapsus, if used 
as instructed on labels. The number of ladies who have 
been cured by this great discovery, are too numerous to 
mention, and the subject is of course too delicate to request 
certificates. 
The soothing, prompt and pleasant effect upon the whole 
nervous system as well ns upon the parts affected produced 
even after the first application is truly miraculous, and it is 
astonishing to witness the great gratitude and indebtedness 
expressed by some ladies for their deliverance from such 
annoyances ; and we can assure all females, who may pur- 
chance read these lines, that if they suffer any longer with 
womb diseases, or anything of the kind, that it is their own 
fault, a» they have a chance to procure the only remedy 
actually worth using, and one we have proved satisfactorily 
in a long and studious practice among them. 
We would further observe, that it is utterly impossible 
to cure these diseases by internal or constitutional treat- 
ment; it has been tried long enough; it has baffled the 
skill and ingenuity of the ablest pract tioners, and the prac- 
tice has and ever will be abortive ; the treatment must be 
local to be scientific—upon the same principle that local 
application to an inflamed eye for instance, will remove the 
disease almost immediately—much sooner and much more 
effectually, and with more comfort to the patient, than to 
be physiced until the whole nervous system is destroyed. 
Those diseases incident to 11 classes of the weaker and 
better sex, have now, under Providence a conqueror. This 
new remedy acts in the most soothing manner (as we be- 
fore mentioned), upon the worn out nervous system— 
generally as well as locally ; will allay the inflammation MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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Ilk* magic—thereby inducing the lateral ligament* which 
■upport the womb to contract,, bringing the organ up to its 
healthy position—curing all discharges—all of those dio- 
tressing complaints in the train of Prolapsus Uteri such a* 
leucorrhoea and whites, tenderness, pain in the back, hips, 
a weighty or bearing down sensation, so often complained 
of—again, bringing nature completely in her proper chan- 
nels, allowing the lady once more to stand straight or 
erect, as in her former health. 
This course will include remedies for all afflictions of the 
womb and female weaknesses. Charge $5. 
Our correspondence is perfectly sacred, and the'efore 
no lady need have any hesitation in addressing us on any 
and every point relating to their case. We positivelj 
guarantee that the above Course of Medicine will effect a 
complete cure. Address, EUREKA MEDICAL INSTI- 
TUTE, No. 29 Broadway, New York, to which all orders 
for medical advice and treatment must he addressed. 
SCROFULA; OR KING’S EVIL. 
Origin-Kature-Treatmenb 
Tn term “ Scrofula” Is of Greek origin “ Scrofa” signifying a 
“aow,” so named because the swine is said to be subject to a similar 
disease. In other words, scrofula may be considered as importing 
swine-evil, swine-swelling, or a peculiar kind of morbid tumors to 
which swine are subject. The disease also often occurs in the horse, 
and Is known by the name of farcy. Indeed the disease called glan- 
ders la known to consist in tubercular affections of the mucus mem- 
brane of the nostrils. Stall-fed cows, or those kept in cities and fed 
on garbage and the swill refuse of distilleries likewise, are sure to 
become affected with scrofula. 
▲11 animals kept confined and fed upon Improper or unwholesome 
food are more or less subject to the loathsome disorder, man beinf 
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There Is a prevalent prejudice against the use of swine’s flesh as as 
article of food—the hog being considered acrosfula breeding animal 
on account of Its filthy habits and disgusting mode of feeding. 
Doubtless this has much to do with engendering the disease, not only 
In the swine itself, but must contribute to insure a scrofulous diathe- 
sis in those persons who partake of its flesh as an article of diet Ths 
hog nevertheless, if cleanly kept, in properly prepared and venti- 
lated pens, and fed on corn and other wholesome food, so far from 
becoming scrofulous, will afford animal food of the most valuable 
and nutricious character, the fatty portion, especially, being highly 
advantageous in all cases of Consumption or Tuberculosis, as afford- 
ing that caloric or heat to the system so often required by the Inva- 
lid suffering from these diseases. The Jews and Turks seem to be 
privileged to entertain their antipathy to pork as an article of food, 
but enlightened science must refute any such Fallacy of the Faculty 
as will ignore the article as a very essential element in the ordinary 
dietotics of the human being. We should no more eat diseased pork, 
than we should use the milk or flesh of the bovine animal kept in a 
city in a closely confined stall and fed on the slops of Kitchens and 
distilleries. It is the fashion among epicures to feed on geese, ducks 
and other fowls, after being gorged with food, till their livers ars 
rendered diseased and tuburculated, yet we have never heard of any 
especial mischief resulting therefrom, except that incident to glut- 
tony. as obesity, etc. Without doubt, all animals properly fed, will 
afford suitable food to the human creature, if used in connection 
with vegetable matter, fruits and farinaceous substances The Chi- 
nese and Japanese eat rats, mice, snails, and other creatures that are 
utterly obnoxious to a Christianized palate, while the French consid- 
er a fricasse of frogs a very favorite appetizing delicacy I Chacun a 
•on gout? Tt is not ttie use of any kind of animal food, but the abuse 
of it, which induces disease or constitutional evils. In sooth the meat 
of healthy swine Is no more to be discarded than the flesh ol cattle 
generally—beeves, sheep, etc. There can be no question that the 
milk of the swill fed cows is the chief cause of the scrofulous affec- 
tions and excessive mortality among children between one and fly# 
years of age, in all birge c'ities. Such fatal consequences from bad 
milk, however, is no argument against the use of pure milk. So be- 
cause the hog is sometimes fed ou unwholsome food, that i3 no rea- 
son why the flesh of healthy swine is injurious to the human econo- 
my. Indeed, there are abundant facts to prove the contrary. Port MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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li the staple article of food In the armies and natter ef Ml civilised 
nation*. It is In tact a stamina of diet that 1* not likely erer to he 
dispensed with, until man shall obtain a more sublimated or etherlal- 
ised state of existence than the one he is now compelled to maintain. 
Besides, it Is not truo that the use of pork as food is a chief cause of 
scrofula. The contrary Is the fact In many countries, where hog’* 
flesh Is not eaten at all, as In Switzerland, Savoy, etc., Scrofula is 
exceedingly common among the inhabitants. If we are to believe 
the Illustrious Badoloque, bad food generally, and above all, badly 
ventilated houses or sleeping chambers, are the main cause of thla 
distressing disorder. It is indeed high time that old errors were ex- 
ploded, and medical and hygonio views presented, is in strict accord- 
ance with modern physical researches and demonstrable pathologi- 
cal and hygienic facts. To return from this digression. 
■crofula has also been called the “ King’s Evil” from the ancient 
custom of submitting patients to the royal touch. It was so denomi- 
nated in tho time of Edward the Confessor, the first who attempted 
to cure it by a touch of his royal finger. From a register kept in tho 
royal chapel, we find that Charles II. touched 97,107 persons in a car- 
tain number of years. Did all these persons derive the scrofulous 
taunt from eating the flesh of swine? There is a vulgar superstition 
yet extant In some portions of the United Slates, that “ the seventh 
of a seventh son,” possesses this miraculous power of curing 
scrofalous affections, by the mere touch of his finger to the neck of 
the helpless patient 1 
Scrotula is a disease that appears in every variety of form and de- 
gree of violence, from an enlarged gland of tha neck, axil® (arm- 
pits) groin, white swelling of the knee, hlp-jolnt disease (morba* 
coxarius) to diseased mesenteric glands. Indurated liver, tuberca- 
lated lungs, and the most loathsome ulcers. 
The authors of this work would make a wide distinction between 
Pulmonary and Tubercular Consumption—but if they are really on* 
and the same disease, then a very large proportion, about one-sixth 
•f the entire human family, die of scrofula. 
Scrofnla depends upon a peculiar depraved condition of the solids 
and fluids of the system. This is very evident from Dubois’ analysis 
•f the blood of scrofulous persons. It manifests itself by a gradual 
enlargement of the lymphatic glands, especially of the neck, which 
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colon* matter. It first appears In hard indolent tumors behind the 
ears and under tbs chin, and also in the glands of various parts of 
the body. After a time, the tumors supperate and degenerate Int* 
ufcers, from w ilch instead of pus, a white curd-like fluid resembling 
the coagulum of milk is discharged. Hot unfrequently the eyes, the 
mucus glands of the nose, and tonsils, become affected ; and even the 
joints and bones, in some cases, yield to the influence of the disease. 
When examined under the microscope, the blood is found to co- 
adjulate slowly; the clot Is small,soft and different, while the serum 
(water) Is thin and often of a red color. Some of the corpuscles ap- 
pear devoid of color at the edges only, but generally they are en- 
tirely colorless, which Is conclusive evidence of a deflciency of solid 
constituents, extractive matter and salts, in the body. 
Dr. Abercrombie well describes the anatomical and pathological 
changes which takes place in the lymphatic glands of this disease. 
He observes: “ In the first state of enlargement, these glands pro- 
cent when cut Into, a pal* flesh color, and a uniform, soft, fleshy 
texture. As the disease advances, the texture becomes firmer, and 
the color rather paler. In what may be regarded the next stage, w* 
observe portions that have lost the fljsh-color and have acquired a 
kind of transparency, and a texture approaching that of soft cartll- 
lage. While these changes are going on, we generally observe in 
other specimens the commencement of the opaque, white structure, 
which seems to be the last step In the morbid changes, and is strictly 
analogous in its appearance and properties, to the white tubercle of 
the lungs. In a mass of considerable size, we can sometimes observe 
all these structures often in alternate strata; some of the strata be- 
ing composed of the opaque with matter, others presenting the 
same pelucid appearance, while in other part* of tho same mas*, 
portions which retain the fleshy appearance. In the most advanced 
stage, tie opaque, white or ash-colored tubercular matter is the 
most abendaut; and this afterwards appears to be gradually soften 
*d, until it degenerates into the soft chees> matter, or ill-conditioned 
•uppuration so familiar to us In affections of this nature." 
Those predisposed to scrofula have generally a delioate and lan 
guld countenance, a delicate, rosy tint of the cheeks and lips, par 
ttcularly if a tendency to Phtfsls Pulinoualls (Consumption) exists,01 
a pale, soft, flaccid and timid-appearing countenance and upper lip 
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ilagestive organs, with mucus diarrhoea, or a const.pate I state of the 
bowels. In females, leucorrhoeal discharges are prone to occur, and 
In young children excoriations behind the ears, scabby eruptions on 
the lips, face and head, with a fretful Irritable temper. glands 
about the neck become enlarged, and firm to the touch; the joints 
are unusually large, while the iniellect appears prematurely devel- 
oped, and the growth of the body is slow. As the disease advances, 
the -alivary glands and the internal glandular parts, such as the 
liver, pancreas and spleen, become enlarged and indurated ; the 
bones necrosed, and the cartilaginous covering ulcerated ; the large 
joints swell and ulcerate, as we observe In white swelling of the 
knee and in hip-joint diseases. 
The disease most commonly occurs between the age of two or three 
years and puberty; ofteviest under seven years ol age. It rarely 
occurs as a first attack after the indvidual has grown to adult ma- 
turity. Scrofula may be hereditary or acquired. It is probably 
more frequently acquired than inherited I In fact we have no posi- 
tive evidence that the disease is hereditary. It often appears in 
lamllies, whose predecessors, as far as can be traced, have never 
had a vestige of the disorder. Children born of Scrofulous parents 
are not Invariably affected with the scrofulous diseases ; and some 
times one child has some strumous affection while the parents and 
the rest of the family have no appearance of Scrofula. 
There are many diseases usually recognized to be qf a scrofulous 
character. Among these may be mentioned— 
1st.—The inflaminatiou and suppuration of the glands about the 
neck, before mentioned, and which sometimes heal, leaving seams 
and scars, which in some cases resemble those following a scald or 
burn. 
1—Tubercular disease of the lungs, or pulmonary consumption, 
and tubercular disease generally. 
3. Opthalmia, or inflammation of the eyes, when of a peculiarly 
obstinate character. 
4. Otorrhcea, or a purulent discharge of offensive character from 
the ear, the meatus auditorias externus being particularly affected. 
5—Ulcerations of the mucus membranes of the nose, mouth, 
feroat, etc. 
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part* composing the joints, white swelling being a familiar form 
this species of disease. 
It may be remarked in this connection that Scrofulous children 
•re more subject to worms than others. They are also very liable 
to nervous affections s nd insanity. 
Another effect of the disease is to produce abortion. In other 
words the scrofulous foetus is not unfrequently so feeble, that the 
vital processes In the womb cannot go on healthfully; as a conse- 
quence the embryo is expelled. The fault If such we call it—may 
be either on the father’s or the mother’s side, or both. 
Some writers make out almost every morbid taint of the system 
to consist of the Scrofula. Thus we have Scrofulous swellings of 
the glands of the neck. Scrofulous opthalmia, white swellings, mor- 
bus coxarias, or hip joint disease, lumbar abscess, or Psoas abscess, 
tabes mesentrica, or Scrofulous disease of the mesenteric glands, 
scorbutus or scui vy, bronchole or goitre, rachitis or rickets, pavou- 
chia or whitlow or felon, authrag or carbuncle, furnunculous, or 
boils, sycosis, or warts and ulcers generally, carcinoma—caxcinus 
or cancer not excepted. This application of the term Scrofulous, 
appear to us entirely too extensive ior any practical purposes. No 
doubt all these disorders here named arise from the same great 
primary cause of a deficiency of the solid constituents, extractive 
matters and salts of the system, nevertheless the remedies employed 
to cure, are required to be specifically as well as constitutionally ad 
ministered, according to the peculiar diathesis of every individual 
patient 
The affection is often joined with some other such as rickets, spinal 
disease, etc. It is very apt, where a predisposition to it exists, to fol- 
low severe fevers and eruptive diseases, such as typhus, small pox, 
measles, scarlatina, yaws, etc. Syphilis is also not unfrequently its 
forerunner. Severe grief, and other mental troubles such as the las* 
of property may bring it on suddenly. 
The causes of Scrofula indeed are very numerous. It is however 
essentially a disease of weak vascular action, or, in other words, of 
debility. Hence, any agency which has a tendency to Induce thi* 
state of the system, is liable to induce an attack. Extreme heat and 
cold, especially, when occurring in irregular vicissitudes,are power- 
ful disponents ef the disease. Extreme heat being a relaxing and 
debilitating agent is particularly unfavorable in regard to Scrofula East Indian Conjurer. 
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TM cancel which hare been most known to be concerned fa it* pro 
dnction of Scrofula, or its predisposition are, the influence* ef 
climate, especially observed where the atmosphere is low, humid, 
and variable; impure confined air, deficient and unwholesome food, 
It may be fairly asserted, also, that the pernicious use of mercury, 
has produced more cases of Scrofula, in every variety of form—frona 
indurated glands, to necrosed bones, foul ulcers, swellings of the 
loints, and Consumption, than all other causes combined. Mercury 
■ever fails to insinuate itself into every fibre, and by Its affinity for 
the calcareous part, destroys the affinity existing among the ultimate 
constituents, and emphatically proves the solvent to a perfect de- 
composition of the human organism. 
Another cause demanding attention, is the Introduction of Impure 
vaccine virus in inoculation against small pox. This has not only 
produced Scrofula where it did not previously exist, but has caused 
other diseases far more loathsome than that which it was intended 
to shield the system against. Many a fair child has thus been ruined, 
which fact certainly urges upon us, in the strongest possible terms, 
the necessity of exercising the closest scrutiny in regard to the con. 
stitntional predisposition of those from whom the virus is taken. 
In regard to the treatment of Scrofula, nothing very definite has 
been laid down by physicians. It is usually considered incurable, 
and therefore very little efforts have been made to discover remedial 
agents likely to ensure a cure. This apathy or indifference is wo.rthy 
of the severest reprehension. The fact is, the worst form of scrofula 
la curable, under proper treatment. The process of amelioration, or 
cure, however, is one of extreme care, patience and time—the time 
being usually from six months to a year. 
Patients should remember that Scrofula is a chronic disease and 
f Inveterate character. It can never be rapidly cured. If it can 
be cured by a long and persevering use of the appropriate meas- 
ures, the patient ought to be thankful for the success. 
In treating scrofula, four particular states of the disease must be 
kept in view. 
1st A state of inflammation. 2d. A state of abscess or nicer. Sd. 
A state of tumor or scirrhus. 4th. A state of constitutional affeo 
tiOB. 
As a matter of course the medicines should cover not only the eon 
stttntlcnal diathesis, bat the local disorder. 252 
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For this purpose, after many years of close observation and prop 
tieal experience,the authors have made such discoveries in the thera- 
peutic properties of certain hitherto unknown plants, m to enable 
them to prepare medicines that have never yet tailed to effect per- 
manent and radical cures in the most lntracticable eases In a tew 
months. We can produce at least a thousand Instances of saoh 
cases, recorded In our “Case Book,” The “course of treatment,” 
embraces a series of medicines, each one package destined to effect 
a certain specific action, on the part or organ particularly affected. 
They are accompanied by fall and explicit directions far their use 
individually and generally. Each course Is Intended to last two 
months, the various medicines embraced iu the same, being furnish- 
ed on receipt of 110, In some Instances, one course of medicine is 
sufficient to effect a permanent cure. The medicines are pleasant to 
take, and eminently recuperative in their general operation. Per- 
sons afflicted, desiring these Infallible courses, should expressly 
state all the particulars of the disorder, together with age, sex, tem- 
perments, employments, etc., in order that the medicines may be 
put up to suit the especial case. No attention will be paid to orders 
unaccompanied by the cash, $5 for each course. The remedies are 
put up in neat boxes or packages, and promptly forwarded to all 
pans of the United States, agreeably to order. 
ORIGIN OF VARIOUS PLANTS. 
Wheat wm brought from the central table land of Thibet, 
where ita representative yet exists as a grass, with small 
mealy seeds. 
Bye exists wild in Siberia. 
Oats wild in North Africa. 
Barley exists in the mountains of Himalaya. 
liilet, one species is a native of India, another of Bgypt 
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Canary seed* from the Canary Islands. 
Bice from South Africa, whence it was taken to India, 
and thence to Europe and America. 
Peas are of unknown origin. 
Lentil grows wild on the shores of the Mediteraneaa. 
Vetches are the natives of Germany. 
Chick pea was brought from the South of Europe. 
The Garden Bean from the East Indies. 
The Horse Bean from the Caspian Sea. 
Buckwheat came originally from Siberia and Tartary. 
Rape seed and Ca'bbage grow wild in Sicily and Naples. 
The Poppy was brought from the East. 
The Sunflower from Peru. 
The Lupine from the Levant. 
Flax, or Linseed is in Southern Europe a weed in tho 
ordinary grain crops. 
Hemp is a native of Persia and the East Indies. 
The Garden Cress out of Egypt and the East. 
The Zealand Flax and Syrian Swallow show their origia 
by their names. 
The Nettle, which sometimes furnishes fibers of spinning, 
is a native of Europe. 
Wood is a native of Europe. 
Madder came from the East. 
Dyer’s weed grows in Southern Germany. 
Safflower came from E^ypt. 
Dill is an Eastern plant. 
Hops came to perfection as a wild plant in Germany# 
Mustard and Carraway seed the same. 254 
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Anise was brought from Egypt and the Grecian Arclu* 
pelago. 
Coriander grows wild near the Mediteranean. 
Saffron came from the Levant. 
The Onion out of Egypt. 
Chickory grows wild in Germany. 
Tobacco is a native of Virginia and Tobago; another 
species has also been found wild in Asia. 
Fuller’s Teasel grows wild in southern Europe. 
Lucerne is a native of Sicily. 
Spurry is a European plant. 
The Gourd is probably an Eastern plant. 
The Potato is a well known native of Peru and Mexico. 
The Jerusalem Artichoke is a Brazilian plant. 
Turnips and Mangold Wurzel came from the shores of 
the Mediteranean. 
Kohlrabi and White turnips are natives of Germany. 
Th<" Carrot is by some supposed to have been brought 
from Asia, but others maintain it to be a native of the tam* 
country as the Turnip. 
The Parsnip is supposed to be a native of the same piactx 
Spinnach is attributed to Arabia. 
White Millet to Greece. 
The Raddish to China and Japan. 
The Cucumber to the East Indifafe 
Parsley grows in Sardinia. 
Tarragon in Central Asia. 
Galery in Germany. 255 
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OF TREES AND SHRUBS. 
The Currant and Gooseberry came from southern Bu 
»»pe. 
The Pear and Apple are likewise European plants. 
The Cherry, Plum, Olive and Almond, came from Asia 
Minor. 
The Mulberry Tree from Persia. 
The Walnut and Peach from the same country. 
The Quince from the Island of Crete. 
The Citron from Media. 
The Chestnut from Italy. 
The Pine is a native of America. 
Horse Chestnut from Thibet. 
The Whortleberry is a native of both Asia and Buropa. 
The Cranberry of Europe and America. 
Dropsical Diseases. 
Character, Variety, Peculiarities, Symptoms, 
Causes, Treatment, etc., etc.—New Remedial Dis- 
coveries. 
Hydrops, or Dropsy Is a disease which arises from a peculiar 
diathesis ot the human system, and one which has baffled the science 
•f the most skillful physician in the application of remedial or 
•nratlve agencies. A lack of a proper diagnosis and an Imperfect 
acquaintance with the pathology of the disease, are the chief causes 
why so many physicians fail in Its treatment—Insuring only Increased 
suffering to the patient by their bungling manipulations and barter- 
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The term Hydrops, (or dropsy) is from a Greek word meaning 
water. Dropsy, accordingly, implies a preter-natural collection of 
serous or watery fluid in the cellular membraue or substance In the 
organs, or different cavities of the body, Impeding or preventing the 
functions of life. In other words, Dropsy consists in a “pale and 
Inelastic distension of the body and Its members from accumulation 
of a watery fluid In natural cavities.” The disease may be either 
cellule, or it may effect the head, spine, chest, belly, evary, Fall- 
opian tube, womb, or scrotum. Hence, it receives differen.appels- 
tlons according to the particular situation or location of the fluid la 
the body, or parts in which It is lodged. When it Is deposited in tho 
cranium (skull) or brain, it Is termed hydrocephalus; when in the 
chest, it is called hydrothorax, or hydropspectoris ; when in the 
cavity of the abdomen, it is denominated asciles; when in the uterus, 
hydrometra ; In the scrotum, (the bags which contains the testicles) 
It Is called hydrocele ; in the ovaries or ovariam, hydrops ovarii or 
ascites ovarii; in the joints, hydrops articuli; In the knee, hydrops 
genu, and when generally diffused through the cellular membrane it 
is called anasarca. 
Cellular Dropsy, Is characterized by “a cold and diffusive lntnmco- 
eence of the skin, pitting beneath the pressure of the fingers.” An- 
asarca (cellular dropsy) from the Greek words signifying throngh 
and flesh, is a form of dropsy, consisting in a morbid collection of 
serous fluid beneath the subcutaneous cellular tissue, and generally 
diffused throughout the entire body. It is usually classed into five 
varieties, vizAnasarca serosa, anasarca opitata, anasarca exan 
thematica, and anasarca debiliasm, so named simply from their 
specific causes, there are really but three varieties of this disease; 
General Dropsy—anasarca—which, as before stated, extends through 
the cellular membrane of the body; adema, limited to the swelling 
of the limbs, chiefly of the feet and ankles, and mostly appearing in 
the evening; and dyspnetic dropsy, consisting ot adematous swell- 
ing of the feet, stiffness and numbness of the joints ; the swelling 
rapidly extending to the belly,with some and almost fatal dyspneoea, 
or shortness of breath, or difficulty in breathing. Ordinarily, before 
dropsy becomes general, it shows itself In the lower limbs, and be 
fore death (in fatal cases) the respiration Is peculiarly difficult, form 
Ing one of the most distressing symptoms of the disease. The fora 
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ftwntly found hi advanced life. It generally commence* with swell* 
lug of the lower extremities: First the feet and ankles are observed 
to be swollen towards the evening ; but it yields to the recumbent 
position of the night, leaving no trace or very little of the swelling 
or rising from the bed in the morning. The tumefaction cr swelling 
Is rather soft and Inelastic, and retains, for a time a mark or pitting, 
after pressure by the fingers. Gradually the swelling increases be- 
comes permanent, ascending higher and higher, till not only the 
thigh and hips, but the trunk of the body, becomes affected, whilo 
the face and eyelids are surcharged, appear full and bloated ; the 
complexion meanwhile instead of exhibiting the rudddy hue of 
health becoming sallow and waxy. A general inactl\ ity now per- 
vades all the organs, and, by consequence, all thefr respective func- 
tions At this stage, the pulse Is slow, often oppressed and alway* 
inelastic ; the respiration is troublesome and wheezy, and accom- 
panied with a cough that bring up a little delicate mucus, which af- 
fords no relief to the sense of weight and oppression ; or the expec- 
toration may be a watery fluid. The urine is scanty, very high col- 
ored. and usually deposits a reddish or pink-like sediment, although 
In some instances it is of a pale whey color. These symptoms are 
accompanied by insatiable thirst, a dry and harsh state of the skin, 
and costiveness. The appetite fails, the muscles become weak and 
flaccid, and the general frame emaciated Frequently the water 
ooaes out through the pores of the skin, sometimes, indeed, water 
is seen issuing from abrasions and fissures in the skin, catted by an 
actual bursting from the pressure of the effused skin, while It often 
raises or elevates the cuticle in the form of small biisters. A sort of 
perpetual fever often attends the disease. Exertion of every kind 
is a fatigue, and the mind partaking of the habitude of the body, en- 
gages in study with reluctance, and is overpowered with drowsi- 
ness and stupor. Local anasarca may be produced by what impedes 
the free return of blood by the veins; as pressure from the indurated 
glands, and obstructions from tight bandages and ligatures ; but gen- 
erally anasarca or dropsy depends upon causes which act more gen- 
erally ; such as organic disease of the heart and kidneys, particu- 
larly that form of degeneracy, known as ‘-Bright’s disease.” De- 
bility is the great predisposing cause of this form of the disorder, 
whether from excessive losses by hemorrhage (loss of bloodlor other- 
trim- Fevers of various kinds, severe exposure to cold, refilled ew 258 
taneous eruption*, suppressed habitual discharges, obstructed dm 
see, gout, cancer, scrofula, disturbance of the uterine functions, and 
disease of some internal organ seem to induce Anasarca or cellular 
dropsy. It frequently occurs In the latter stages of diabetes, pul- 
monary consumption, etc.—the symptoms under such circumstances 
commencing slowly, and, as it were, Imperceptibly. It occasionally 
follows scarlet lever, while the phenomena is sometimes observed 
as a sequel of measles, small pox and erysipelas. 
The first cause of every species of dropsy, no doubt, exists in the 
Kidneys, in consequence of their ceasing to perform their ofllce, or 
tailing to secrete or excrete the urine. When this Is the case, the 
urine is retained or re-absorbed, and.consequently taken into the cir- 
culating mass. The exhalents then pour it out in greater quantities 
than the absorbents can take up ; thus the serous or watery effusion, 
and a collection follow, which we call Dropsy. In fact, a dimina- 
tlon of urine is a characteristic symptom of Anasarca. Hence, that 
diuretic, or medicine, which will safely stimulate the kidneys to a 
healthy action, or cause them to secrete or seperate the urine from 
the blood, could scarcely fall to relieve or cure the disease. 
It is proper here to remark that general dropsy often rises from 
excess In the use of spirituous liquors, while drug medicament*, 
particularly the injudicious use of Mercury, Arsenic and Sulphur, 
given for other diseases, often induce and excessively aggravate 
general dropsy. 
The treatment of Dropsy has been extremely varied among phy- 
aicians, scarcely any two agreeing in the theory or nature or origin 
of the terrible disorder. One school or class of medical men will 
give aconite, lachesis, mercurials, arsenicum, sulphur, cantharldes, 
digitalis, etc., which not only serve no useful purpose, but positively 
aggravate and complicate the disease, rendering cure impossible and 
■peedy death certain. 
Another barbarous method of removing the fluid in dropsy of the 
lower limbs, is that of making minute punctures in the skin with a 
needle 1 “ By making minute punctures in the skin,” observes Dr. 
Klllotson, “ an Immense quantity of water may be drawn away I”— 
Thltl* doubtless the fact. When the needle is withdrawn, a bead of 
elear serum (water) will appear, and the oozing continue for some- 
time. e Twenty or thirty punctures are sometimes made at on* 
altting, without the physician seeming to be aware that serious re- 
Mttta are nearly certain to follow. However minute such ounouuiea 
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MT be, patient* hare often lott their lives through them, gangrene 
.■bllowing as a natural result of such irrational puncturing of the 
suticle. 
Water has been employed to cure dropsy, but as a matter of course 
without success. It is not in the nature of water to expel water.— 
The idea Is about as ridiculous as to suppose that a drowned mu 
should be brought to life by being more drowned I 
In respect to Hydrocephalus, or hydrops capitis, dropsy of the 
head, dropsy of the brain, or water in the head, it is a disease that 
mostly belong to children, although it often commences in ndultage. 
It is both external and internal. It is often found at birth, the head 
of the child b ing so enlarged as to prove a serious hindrance to de- 
livery. From four to eight pounds of water have been often drawn 
from the head of the child after its birth. In some adults the head 
has measured thirty three inches in circumference and contained 
ten pints of water. The causes of Hydrocephalus, are doubtless the 
same as those which produce anasarca or general dropsy, perhaps 
aggravated by the improper dietic and other habits in which child- 
be irin women are so apt to indulge. As a mattei of course the ad- 
ministration of drugs, or drastic purges in such cases is a desperate 
expedient, as futile as dangerous, while the usual diarestics hare 
always proved more injurious than useful. Dropsy of the spine, 
spina bifida, may be known by a soft, fluctuating exuberance on the 
spine, with gaping vertebrae. It is most fatal. There have been 
eases by opening the tumor and drawing off the fluid, but the opera- 
t on usually hastens death. 
Hydrothorax.—Hydrops Thoracis or Dropsy of the chest, Is 
characterized by a sense of oppression in the chest, dyspnoea or 
shortness of breath on the slightest exertion ; the countenance is 
lurid ; the urine red and sparse ; tfie pulse is irregular ; there are 
palpitations and startling! during sleep, with edematous or swelled 
extremities Hydrothorax is usually an accompaniment of anasarca, 
or general dropsy, and requires the same general treatment. It is 
usually found among persons of advanced years. It is often suaden- 
ly fatal, cutting the patient oil by spasms, either while awake or 
asleep. It is often connected with organic disease of the heart. Its 
causes are the same as those of general dropsy. 
In the treatment of Dropsy of the chest, when all other remedies 
■ail a reooorse is had to tapping. It is an operation only to be a» 260 
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(mated only to the most experienced surgeons. It ie * dernier owp* 
dtent, at best, and amounts, In fact, to murdering a person to put him 
out of misery. Tapping rarely proves successful. The surgeon wbe 
resorts to It should be held guilty of premeditated homicide, end 
punished for manslaughter or “ murder in the second degree.” Ia 
any case. It amounts to mal-practice, worthy of the most serious re- 
prehension. 
Dropsy of tlee Belly (Hydrops Abdominis) also called ascites, 
includes three species: the atonic, preceded by general debility of 
the constitution ; the parabysmic, induced by some affection of one 
or more of the abdominal organs ; and the metastic, arising from re- 
pelled gout, rheumatism,or some skin disease. The fluid is contained 
either in the affected organs, or in the cavity of the abdomen. It 
has sometimes been mistaken for pregnancy, while pregnancy has 
often been disguised under the pretense of dropsy. The two havs 
sometimes occurred together, thus deceiving the oldest physicians 
and putting science to the blush. Many laughable cases have occur- 
red showing the stupidity and egregious blundering in the diagnosis 
by physicians of “ acknowledged experience,” the wise acre eecn- 
lapians mistaking ascites, or the swelling of the abdomen for ovarian 
tumor I Physicians have not unfrequently been suddenly called t« 
a patient suffering In great agony, and supposed to be dying, after 
being treated for ovarian dropsy, to find her delivered of a healthy 
child, and the tumor entirely vanished I 
The other forms of dropsy—ovarian dropsy, dropsy of the Falla- 
pian Tube, dropsy of the womb, dropsy of the scrotum, wind dropsy, 
are diseases of the respective local parts, requiring the same general 
treatment as anasarca or general cellnlar dropsy, with such modlca- 
tion of or, additional medicines, as will have a direct or specille 
effect upon the particular organ. 
There is another disease closely allied to general dropsy which da- 
serves to be mentioned in this connection. We mean obesity. 
Wherf obesity is not very excessive, it rather adds to the beauty of 
the individual. In some parts of Asia, young women are regularly 
fattened for marriage, a practice the opposite to that pursued among 
the Coman ladies, who starve their damsels for the purpose of malt- 
ing them lean as possible on such occasions. 
Obesity is usually considered a condition of good health, when 
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persons aw liable at any moment to outbreaks of some violent mal- 
ady, which is more apt to go hard with the person than If he were 
lean. They are also more liable than others to bowel complaints.— 
Adipose (fa tty) matter encumbers the body by its weight, hinders 
the natural and healthful play of the various vital functions and 
processes, and is, therefcre, in all respects objectionable. Fat is the 
basis of all tumors and growths of the steatomatous kind. It con- 
tains the sebacic acid, which acts on many of the metals, such as 
lead, copper, iron, etc., with a peculiar effect. 
We must not be understood to say that no fat whatever is to be in 
a healthy body. In a true physiological state there is always a 
•mall amount of such matter, but so small in the human body as to 
amount to but little compared with the whole weight. The fat of 
the human frame usually averages about the twentieth part of tha 
whole ; it has sometimes amounted to a half or even to four-fifths.— 
Persons are frequently found weighing four, five and six hundred 
ponnds. The celebrated Lambert, of Leicester, died in his fortieth 
year weighing seven hundred and thirty-nine pounds. The “Jack 
Falstaff” of Shakespeare, was even more bulky, his weight being 
eight hundred pounds bulk, if indeed that “ doughty individual was 
not really a “ myth.” The “ Philosphical Transactions” furnishes 
a case of a girl four years old, who weighed two hundred and forty- 
six pounds There are many cases of obesity equally extraordinary 
on record. Excessive fatness is a cause of lmpotency in males and 
of sterility or barreness in females I 
In general, excessive eating and drinking, in connection with a too 
indolent life, are the causes of this evil of obesity or fatness. 
The cure of obesity is extremely difficult. It is supposed to de- 
pend upon an abstinance of food, liquors, etc., little short of starva- 
tion, accompanied by excessive exercise, etc. Some have resorted 
to the drinking of vinegar and strong acids, without a knowledge of 
the extreme mischief they were doing to the organism. It is related 
of a Spanish General, who was of great size, that he drank vinegar 
■o much that he was able to fold his skin around his body. Such a 
practice is most pernicious to the digestive organs, and is certain to 
eventuate in excruciable suffering, and a tormenting death Drug 
medication or drastic depletives or evacuations, only tends to the 
irretrievable ruin of the constitution of the luckless individual. 
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cully different from any other ever yet pursued. It (he old be re- 
membered that as dropsy Is a disease of debility, the plan of evacua- 
tion, will never effect a cure, except in very recent cases, when but 
little Inroad has been made upon the constitution. In these attempts 
to mitigate an evil, greater one’s are sure to follow. Indeed every 
purgative seems only to add to the general disease. 
To effect radical cure, invigorating medicines must be employed. 
Strength must be Imparted to the constitution, and the organs 
brought to a natural performance of their functions. Indeed a total 
removal of the water affords only a palliative, and a present of 
temporary relief. 
It is plainly apparent that a course of mercury, or mineral treat 
ment, will only tend to the aggravation of dropsical affections, liter- 
ally adding horrors upon horrors. We repeat, the disease can only 
be cured by a diuretic which will restore the kidneys to their normal 
or natural condition, causing the urine to flow freely, and thus drain- 
ing the system, of its morbid serous or watery accumulations. The 
first object In every kind of dropsy, should be to evacuate the water 
and afterwards to prevent its re-accumulation. Most of the diapho- 
retic Infusions, heretofore employed, such as of sage, hyssop, mint, 
catnip, spearmint, with steamings over decoctions of tansy, hoar- 
hound, hops, etc., with emetic powders, cathartics of julap, cream of 
tartar, or the use of hydragogue tinctures, are really useless, for they 
never effect a cure, except in cases of recent disorder, where nature 
has recuperative power sufficient to expel morbid accumulations 
and promote a spontaneous cure. Indian hemp, milk-weed, dande- 
lion roots, etc., also, have but a limited effect, if really any percep- 
tible one, in the amelioration or indication of dropsical affectiona 
Fox-glove and euphobia, ippecacuanha, and the use of Holland Gin, 
rarely do any good, they are most certain to aggravate the disease, If 
they do not render cure next to an impossibility. 
Under such circumstances, the writers have spent many w eary days 
and many sleepless nights to understand the philosophy of this pe- 
culiar disorder, with a view to devise some remedy which would 
have some specific action on the kidneys, and tend to the permanent 
core of the various forms of dropsy, being satisfied that the seat and 
origin of the whole is traceable to the one fountain source—that of 
the uterine organa 
Happening, at length, to visit the Republic of Paraguay, In 1848, MEDICAL QUIDS. 
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the writers became acquainted with the celebrated traveler Fran eta 
del Castelnau, (a French savant, aet out to South America, Brazil, 
Bolivia, etc., to explore the valley of the Amazon, etc., by Louts 
Philippe,) and also with E. A. Hopkins, Esq., U. S. Consul at Para 
fuay, at the time. From these gentlemen they obtained much valua 
ble information respecting the country, and the mineral and vegeta- 
ble products. Acccording to Mr. Hopkins, “ Paraguay is but another 
Paradise.” This the authors of this work found to be eminently the 
fact. We speak with the greatest certainty trom our own knowledge. 
Divided by the Tropic of Capricorn, the surface of the country Is 
like a chess-board, chequered here and there with beautiful pastures 
and magnificent forests. Beginning with the head waters of Para- 
guay, on the Brazilian side, the productions are gold and precious 
stones, sugar, molasses, hides and horns of extraordinary size, hair, 
tallow, wax, deer and tiger skins, with rice, corn, and the different 
manufactures of the mandioca root. In Bolivia are found gold and 
precious stones, silver, cofTee, (equal to Mocha) and Peruvian bark. 
Besides these, of medicinal herbs, the valley yields in great profu- 
sion rhubarb, sarsaparilla, jalap, bezonia, indica, sassafras, holy- 
wood, dragon’s blood, balsam of copabia, liquorice and ginger. Here 
too, are found dye stuffs Of the short exquisite tints, including cochi- 
•eal, two kinds of Indigo, a vegetable vermilion, saffron, golden rod, 
With other plants, producing all the tints of dark red, black and green. 
Among sixty varieties of timber, valuable for ship-building or for 
sabinet work, is the “ Lelbo tree,” which when green, Is spongy 
and soft as cork, and can be cut like an apple, but when dry is so 
hard as almost to defy the action of steel. Then there Is the Palo de 
vlvora, or “ snake tree,” whose leaves are an infalliable cure for the 
poisonous bite of serpents. There are likewise the Palo de leche, or 
milk tree, literally a “vegetable cow,” yielding a delicious and nu- 
tritive fluid, and the Palo de Borracho, or drunken tree, a vegetable 
distillery. 
Manv of the trees yield gums and drugs of the rarest virtues, and 
•f the most exquisite perfume, as yet unknown to pharmacy or the 
mechanic arts. “ They comprise,” says Hopkins, (see Bulletin of the 
American Geographical and Statistical Society, Vol. I. memoir on 
Paraguay, by E. A. Hopkins, Esq., D. 8. Consul), “some of the most 
delicious perfumes and Incense that can be imagined. Others again 
are like amber, hard, bitter and insoluble in water, tome cedars 264 
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field a mm equal to grim arable; others a natural glue, which. 
When once dried, is unaffected by wet or dampness.” 
The Idea resin Is found at the roots of trees under ground, and Is a 
natural pitch, ready prepared to fay the seams of vessels. In these 
wilds also are found, side by side, with the India-rubber tree, the 
▼anllla, with its sweet-scented bean, and the Palo santo, from which 
the gum gualcum of our commerce is gathered. Wild, too, In these 
wonderful forests, grow, mature, aud decay annually and In large 
quantities, two or three kinds of hemp ; the nux seponica, or soap- 
nut. the coca, yerba, matte, of superior quality, two kinds of cotton 
with vegetable oils, and wax in vast quantities. 
It was here that Dr. Waddell, the botanist, saw the micaya with Its 
elegant foliage, the fruit of which was described by the Indians to be 
of an oblong form, and to contain a natural confectionary of which 
they are very fond. 
In the city Cayaba, they get also a drug from the Amazon called 
guarana, of which the consumption is enormous, and to which medi- 
cinal virtues the most astonishing arc ascribed. In addition to all 
these advantages, the climate is exceedingly delightful and salubri- 
ous, many of the inhabitants reaching the age of one hundred yeara. 
When the authors arrived in Paraguay, they were accompanied 
sy a friend who had been afflicted with anasarca, or general cellula- 
dropsy tor many years, his weight from obesity, etc., being upwards 
of three hundred and fifty pounds. He soon made the acquaintance 
of a native Indian doctor, or medicine man, who p-romptly set about 
euring him, which he did within a few weeks, reducing his bulk more 
than ane-half of its dropsical condition, to his normal weight of 
about one hundred and sixty pounds, at which point it has since re- 
mained. the indications of the watery effusions being kept down by 
the occasional use of a medicine prepared by the authors, after ob- 
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roots and flowers, gums, etc., from the said native Paraguyan doc- 
tor. The authors have, since their return to the United States, In 1880, 
tested the efficacy ot their remedies in all forms of dropsy, with In- 
fallible success, Hence they have been induced to enter into the 
preparation of a medicine expressly for general dropsical affections, 
snd now regularly import the various articles from Paraguay, and 
manufacture the remedies agreeably to the original fomula of ths 
Paraguay cUiet, with certain improvements, which suable* thus to MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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FITS OR CONVULSIONS, SPASMS. 
Variety, Nature, Causes, Treatment, etc. 
The term Fit* or Convulsion* is usually applied to all 
kind of nervous affections, inducing spasmodic affections, 
such as epilepsy, hysteria, etc. 
In treating of fits, we have in view not only those con- 
vulsions which often occur in children and young people, 
and sometimes in adults, and which assumes no specific 
character, but those which are clearly defined as muscular 
and nervous affections. First of, 
Epilepsy, or Falling Sickness. The name of this 
disease is derived from a Greek word, signifying, sudden 
sUtack, or to seize upon. The Romans called it morbus comi- 
tialis, because of the violence of the passion to which the 
Roman people were accustomed to be worked up in their 
popular assemblies, when addressed by demagogues and 
others often proved the exciting cause of an epileptic at- 
tack. In such cases it was called a bad omen, and the 
meeting was at once disolved on account of it. In England, 
similar attacks have been known to occur in highly excited 
public gatherings, in which case it has been called the 
electioneering disease. We have surely electioneering dem- 
agogism enough in the United States, but we do not heai 
ef people being struck down from such a cause. It, how MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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ever, hat often been observed at the result of religious «x> 
eitement, at Camp-meetings, revivals, etc. The disease it 
also called the Falling Sickness, because the patient sud- 
denly falls when seized with it. It consists of clonic convul- 
sions, with stupor, with spasmodic twitchings of the mut 
ales of the face and frothing of the mouth. It is divided 
by Cullen into as many distinct varieties as there are 
common causes capable of producing the peculiar disorder. 
The Jews, it would seem, ascribed this disease to the 
influence of demons. In the Gospel of Matthew, Chapter 
XVII, and 15th verse, we read There came to him a cer 
tain man, kneeling down to him and saying: * Lord, have 
mercy on my son, for he is a lunatic, and sore vexed; for 
oftentimes he falleth into the fire, and oft’ into the water.’ 
And Jesus rebuked the devil, and he departed out of him; 
and the child was cured from that very hour.’’ This pas- 
sage is supposed to refer to the disease in question. 
The fits in some cases, are very numerous at first; but 
gradually become less frequent. The more unfrequent, 
however, the more severe they are apt to be. In some in- 
stances, fifteen or twenty fits occur in a day at first. Soma 
have only a few fits, when they pass away never to return. 
Sometimes only a single fit is experienced. When the 
attacks are very frequent, it is considered a bad omen. 
There is usually but one fit at a time, although they are 
frequently experienced in quick succession. The disease 
has occasionally lasted two or three days, with but little or 
no remission. It sometimes returns regularly at stated 
times—with the revolution of the morning or the evening. 
The learned Dr. Good, supposes that the disease may have 
observed lunations, or have been influenced by the phases 
•f the moon. 
Diagnosis.—The attack frequently comes on with- 
out any premonitory symptom or assignable cause! Gen- 
erally, however, there are certain symptoms proceeding 
the paroxysms, such as a peculiarly confused state of the 268 
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head, giddiness, dimness of sight vertigo, sounds, and 
singing in the ears, periodical oppression, restlessness, 
starting during sleep, confused mind, difficult articulation 
and a change in the moral disposition just previous to the 
attack ; some evincing timidity, while others are spiteful, 
resentful and mischievious. Spasmodic twitches of the 
muscles of the face sometimes appear a few seconds pre 
cedeing the attack. 
Some Epileptics are always warned of the approach o 
an attack by a peculiar sensation termed the “ aura epilrp- 
tiea," which is compared by patient's to the sensation pro- 
duced by a current of air or water running from the feet 
and legs, and gradually ascending until it reaches the head, 
when the patient becomes insensible and the convulsions 
set in ; others have a premonitory warning symptom, simu- 
lar to a fright or shock. In some cases, a tpectre of some 
sort is seen just as the fit is going to come on. Dk. Gro- 
sort tells of a patient who, before the fit, always saw % 
little old woman come out of a corner with a stick, and 
when she approached struck him, he fell down, in a parox- 
ysm. Of course this was a mental delusion of the moment 
only. 
If the patient is sitting or standing, when the attack oc- 
surs, he suddenly falls, becomes perfectly insensible, and 
Is more or less convulsed ; the eyes roll, lips and eye-!ids 
are convulsed ; the face nearly distorted; the tongue fre- 
quently thrust out of the mouth, and severely bitten by the 
gnashing of the teeth ; the thumbs are pressed in upon the 
hands, and the whole frame is violently agitated ; the face 
is generally livid, attended with a congested state of the 
vessels of the neck ; the heart beats violently and the res- 
parition is much oppressed. This condition lasts b>r an 
indefinite period, from a few seconds to half or three quar- 
ters of an hour, when the spasms begin to abate, the breath- 
ing becomes freer, t pulse fuller and mare regular, and 
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remains for sometime, and generally awaken* from it in a 
confused and torpid state of mind. The spasms are cion*.' 
(moving to and fro) spasmodic, tinkling, distorting, and 
thereby differ from tonic cramping, tetanic spusms. The 
countenance is ghastly and pale; sometimes yellow or a 
bluish red. Sometimes the urine and feces are discharged 
involuntarily—the urine most frequently, occasionally there 
is a discharge of semen, without an erection. 
In epilepsy, as in several other nervous diseases, such a* 
hysteria, St. Vitus’ dance, and paralysis, one side usually 
becomes more affected than the other—generally the 
left side. 
Persons are not supposed to suffer pain during the at- 
tack. At ieast they do not remember to have suffered. 
Persons in general do not suffer when they are hung. 
Lord Bacon gives an account of a person who was hung, 
and all but killed, who yet declared thut he did not suffei 
in tha least. The poet Cowper, according to his own state 
ment, attempted three times to commit suicide, once by 
hanging. In this he bungled the business. He suspended 
himself over the door in the Temple, and becoming insen- 
sible, his weight caused him to drop to the floor, where he 
was found and afterwards restored. He declared that his 
experiment caused him no pain whatever. In struggling 
the braiu becomes terribly congested, much more so thun 
in the epileptic fit. Hence there is no reason to suppose 
that no pain is felt under such circumstances. 
etc.—The existing causes of epilepsy are 
■umerous. Among these, fright and rudden emotions of 
the mind, are conspicuous. Parents have often made their 
children epileptic by frightening them, a barbarism that 
ought to be treated as a penitentiary offense. Overloading 
the stomach, and other debaucheries induce the disease, by 
carrying partial congestion of the brain. Arsenic and other 
corrosive and medicines, give rise to it. Constipation, 
worms, and other disorders of the stomach and bowels fro- 270 
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quently act as the exciting cause. The use of Tobaee», is 
the chief cause of Epilepsy. Inheritance is also a cause. 
No one afflicted with the disease should ever think of be- 
coming a parent if he or she would avoid perpetuating the 
lamentable disease. The form of the head has much to do 
arith the disorder, especially if there is a deficiency in the 
cerebral mass. Some epileptics, however, have a well de- 
veloped brain. Age has an influence in causing epilepsy. 
It is very apt to occur at the time of puberty. It is more 
common among males than females, except in young chil- 
dren and infants. Celibacy predisposes to the disease. 
Solitary vice, or masturbation of the sexual organs, is a 
primary cause of Epilepsy. The disorder is a bar upon 
marriage. Patients are often unmarried because they are 
epileptic, instead of being epileptic because they are mar- 
ried. It is sometimes acquired by sympathy or irritation. 
In this way it has been known to run through a boarding- 
school or hospital. One of the peculiarities of thedianAse, 
is that the patient is apt to be troubled with a most vora- 
cious appetite. Fits in children and others usually pro- 
ceed from some acrid matter in the stomach and intestines, 
such as drugs, and various kinds of poisons, or from flatu- 
lence, teething, worms, recession of some kinds of rash, or 
the retreating of an eruptic disease, such as scarlet fever or 
scarlatina, small-pox; sudden emotions of the mind, such 
as fear, anger, etc. It also arises from teething, pregnan- 
cy, etc. 
There are numerous nervous disorders more or less allies! 
to Epilepsy, such as Chorea, St. Vitus’ Dance, Convul- 
sions in children, Puerperal convulsions, Catalepsy, Ectasy, 
Trance, Hysteric, Delirium Tremens, Drunken Fits, Syn- 
cope, or Fainting Fits, etc., all of which are to be treated 
according to the specific disease and symptoms peculiar te 
each. 
Treatment.—In the treatment of Epilepsy and all MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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kindred diseases, it is important to inquire Into the state of 
the natural functions, appetite, digestion and nutrition; 
also into the secretions and excretions; and lastly, if the 
patient be a female, into the functions of the uterus, par 
tieularly as regards menstruation ; for it. is utterly impossi- 
ble to treat this disease successfully without first directing 
the remedy to the primary local focus of irritation wherever 
it may be situated. 
In respect to diet and regimen ; if the patient be of a 
full habit, the diet ought to lie restricted both in quantity 
and quality. In debilitated subjects it must be generous 
and nutritious. The exercise should be moderate, and 
anything attending to excitement strictly avoided. As a 
general rule, epileptics had better restrict themselves as 
much as possible to vegetable and farinaceous food. 
The question is often asked can Epilepsy be cured. 
Medical records would say that it is an incurable disorder! 
Cures have doubtless been effected by the spontaneous 
efforts of nature, but we have no decisive proof that they 
have ever been achieved by the “ old tckool” practice of 
drug medication. About a century ago, stramonian was 
esteemed a specific for this intractable disaase. This rem- 
edy at the present day, is discarded as utterly worthies, if 
not positively pernicious or aggravativs of the malady. 
Counter irritation has also been often employed in cases of 
Epilepsy. It is ascertained that an accidental burn, has 
answered the purpose of a surgical escharotic, and fortu- 
nately proved a radical cure. It is not likely, however, 
that any sensible patients would be willing to have a runr 
n%n,(j sore made upon any part of his body, whether with a 
hot iron, caustic, potash, or the concentrated mineral acids, 
even if the barbarous experiment should promptly effect a 
cure. The fact is, blisters, tartar emetic, and the like sub- 
stances that are absorbed into the system, are liable to 
cause irremediable mischief, sometimes even more terrible 
than Epilepsy itself. Epilepsy, like all other nervous dls* 272 
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rates, ii ons of lability. How, then, in the name of som- 
mon sense, can drugs be used to fortify the general health t 
The tiling is impossible.. In some cases, perhaps, Epi- 
lepsy may have been cured by a poison, on the principle of 
creating a neie disease. Arsenic may have cured obstinate 
skin diseases, but then it must have been with a sad havoc 
of the visoeia generally. It would be like robbing Peter 
to pay Paul. The patient would be better off with hi* 
original disease. 
When the attack is sudden and violent, it is usual to put 
the patient in a warm bath, or if this cannot be readily 
prepared, to immerse the feet in warm water, and rub the 
stomach with capsicum and spirits, simmered a few minu- 
tes together. If there is time, an injection or clyster is 
also given. These appliances, perhaps, are all well enough 
in their way, but are no guarantee against a return of th* 
malady. If the disease arises from acid or foul matter in 
the stomach an emetic is given ; but like the employment 
of stramonium, hyoscyamus, tincture of opium, etc., and 
poisons, only give temporary benefit, if they do not create 
a new disease, and still farther complicate the original 
malady. 
Thanks, however, to progressive medical science, these 
difficuliies in the case of a permanent cure of Epilepsy and 
kindred diseases, no longer exist. Remedies of recent 
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The Liver and its Diseases, 
Anatomical Stricture and Functions of tlse Llvsr, 
and its associate organ. Diseases—causes—treat* 
ment, ete. 
The liver, perhaps, Is the most important organ of the whole he- 
man organism. 
Without the proper exercise of Its legitimate functions, food conld 
not be digested, nor blood be found, which U m« most essential ele- 
ment of -all animal existences. This great truth does not rest oe 
mere Inferential authority. The fact Is most explicitly and une- 
quivocally declared In the pages of Holy Writ. “ For the blood is 
the life.” Dent. xll. 23. “ In the life of the flesh Is In the blood.”— 
Levlt- xvli. 11. “ For the life of all flesh Is the blood thereof." 
Levlt. xvli. 14. “ He shall pour out their blood, for it Is the life of all 
flesh,” Levlt. xvli. 13, 14. 
Not only does the Bible declare that the " life of the flesh is In the 
blood, and Is the blood,” but Physiology and Chemistry establish me 
fact without contradiction. The blood assisted, by air, food, light, 
warmth, and exercise, is thus proven to be the fountain source of 
human and all other animal existences. The elaboration of blood is 
very peculiar. There are many processes to be undergone before 
this vital is fit to enter the general circulation, thus ensuring health, 
strength and beauty of the creature. We know that the food when 
taken Into the stomach Is subject to a process of digestion (see arti- 
cle on dyspepsia), which converts the nourishing part of It into a 
milky fluid called chyle, this being the basis of the black or venous 
blood. This blood often undergoing certain measurably Altering pro- 
cesses Is then pushed through the veins In a dark and heavy stream, 
into the right side of the heart, when It Is agsu forced, by minute 
emlfloauons into every part of the tunes, la this wonderful la  Sorcerer, 
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bratory of the lungs, Its character Is totally changed. The carbon!® 
acid gas, with which It has become loaded. Is thrown off, and atmos- 
pheric air received to supply Its place. Under the influence of their 
oxygen or vital air, communicated by the air vessels of the lungs, 
the blood now becomes of a bright red or vermllllon color, and pee- 
ring through the left t*ae of the heart, is fitted to feed, nourish and 
sustaiu the various parts and organs of the body, the same being 
transmitted to them by means of the arteries and their capillaries.— 
Thus, the gastric and pancreatic juices ; the milk ; the sebaclc acid ; 
the bile ; the urine ; the prussic, Aponlc, formic aad bombic acids | 
the hard pari of animals ; the tmmors of the eye, cartilages; brain . 
synovia tears; mucus of the arse ; corumer of the ears ; saliva ; 
pus: soman sweat; liquor anmii; eggs ; hair; feathers ; silk, and 
all other secretions, spring from this common fountain. In fact, 
there is not a fibre of the body of which blood is not a component 
and highly important part Hence the quantity and quality of the 
blood have a very material influence in engendering disease or en- 
suring the good health of the general organism. This fact must be 
palpable to the commonest understanding. It Is evident that all 
poisonous impurities in the circulating medium tend directlj to 
plant the seeds of death and disease in the human system. Hence 
health cannot fully be enjoyed unless the blood is kept in a rich and 
uncorrupted state. Thus the necessity of pure blood to give health, 
beauty, long life and happines is apparent. 
jit is not too much to assert that more than one-balf of the human 
race on the globe are afflicted w>ith evils arising from derangement 
of the liver and impurities of the blood. Consumption, scrofula, 
erysipelas, cancers and tumors, salt rheum ; heart, liver and lung 
affections; spinal disease, debility, fits, kidney and womb affections; 
Insanity, physical and mental infirmities, and disease of other 
kinds, carrying of millions of people every year, Including a pre- 
ponderating number of young children, all arise from impurities of 
the blood. 
The blood, is in fact, the very balsamic essence of animal exist- 
ence. No human being ever had a drop of it to spare ! It was never 
made to be npiled I As a matter of course, the destruction of human 
life at the hands of legalized mankillers. by bleeding, has been a 
heavy and heedless tax on health and population. The lancet has 
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the abominable practice of phlebotomy, should be regarded a* a 
murdering quack, worthy of the execration of all humanity and do- 
•erring of punishment by hanging on the gallows f Surely, If the 
▼olces of the victims of quackery who have been slain by the sting- 
ing lancet could be heard In concert, the very earth would quiver 
and reel beneath the shriek of “ Murder 1 Murder 1” 
Thus showing the necessity of good, sweet, and wholesome blood, 
to ensure buoyant health, beauty and longevity, we may now at- 
tempt to give gome Idea of the structure and functions of the liver 
and the kindred organs, by which blood is engendered and circul* 
ted throughout the entire animal economy. 
The Liver and Its Associate Organs.—The liver Is the 
largest organ in the human body. Its color is a deep red. It la 
situated beneath the ribs on the right side, the left lobe extending 
considerably to the left side over the stomach. Its upper surface ia 
convex and smooth, the lower concave and uneven. It is thick and 
massy on the right side, and thin on the other, being bountifully 
supplied with blood vessels, nerves, and absorbents. 
The peculiar office of the liver Is to prepare and secrete the bile. 
It also serves as a filter to separate impurities and refine the blood. 
The gall-bladder is an indispensible adjunct of the liver, being at- 
tached to its under side. It Is sha-ped like a shot-pouch, and eon- 
tains between one and two ounces of gall, which Is deposited by the 
liver. A long, slender pipe or tube extends from it to the abdomen 
or second stomach, (’sometimes, also the first portion of the Intes- 
tines) Into which it pours the bile, a few Inches below the pyloris 
orifice, (or tube leading from the stomach to the duodenum. Th# 
purposes of the bile Is to stimulate the intestines and separata the 
chyle from the excrements. 
Bileary Ducts.—As before remarked, the bile Is generated In 
the liver. It Is then carried by a large number of small pipes or 
tdbes to the hepatic ducts or tubes. This unites with the cystic and 
forms the common duct, conveying the bile into the duodenum, or 
upper intestine. The hepathic duct comes from the liver, and the 
eystlc from the gall-bladder. The bifurcation and nnlon of the two, 
form the common duct, which conveys the mixed fluids or Juicas 
of the organs to the duodenum where it further masceratoa 
the food received from the stomach, by the way of tha pyloris 
atiflee. and reduces it to a yellowish compound, of about tha ooa- 
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lhe Mia thus kecreted by the liver, Is usually called the 11 gall.”— 
It la ef a yellowish green color, of a soapy nature, of a pecullat 
■mall, and exceedingly bitter. This compound Is composed of watep 
albumen, soda, phosphate of lime, common salt, phosphate of soda. 
Ume, and other peculiar substances whose character is not definite- 
ly determined. The office of this compound fluid seems to be ta 
separate the nutritious part of the food from that which is coarse 
and aseless. while at the same time it keeps up that peristaltic ok 
•burning motion of the bowls which is necessary to force forward 
the refuse matter towards the rectum and reject it from the system 
by the orifice of the anus 
Spleen.—The color of the substanee of this organ is a dark red, 
•ometimes like the liver. It is situated on the right side of the body 
under the stomach. It is broad as the palm of the hand, and one or 
two Inches thick. It is in contact with the stomach on the left side. 
Its nae is not well understood, but it would seem to have some influ- 
ence tn modifying the quantity and quality of the gastric juice 
poured into the stomach from numerous follicles, as a solvent of the 
flood received from its cavity. 
The Pancreas, sometimes called “sweetbread” Is a glandular body, 
ef a pale red color, like the tongue ot a dog, being eight or tea 
inobes long. It lies behind the stomach, directly across the spine. It 
secrets a fluid resembling saliva,which is poured into the duodenum, 
mingling with the bile, forms a peculiar juice that is especially re- 
quisite to secure the proper digestion of the food. The pancreatic 
ducts enters the duodenum along with the bileary ducts, the two 
fluids (bile and pancreatic juicej meeting at an entrance at the first 
curative of the Intestine, at about one third of its whole length from 
the stomach. The bile and pancreatic juice, as already Intimated, 
thus poured out together, are both requisite for the formation of 
ehyle, and undoubtedly modify the action of each other. The bile 
being somewhat of an unctuous nature and the pancreatic juice 
eomewhau alkaline, their union forms a sort of saponaceus com 
pound, which mitigates the natural irritating character of pure bile 
sad causes it more easy incorporation with the chyme. 
The office of the liver and its adjunct organs are really Identical. 
They must all work In harmony, otherwise there will be disorder of 
the functions of the whole, entailing many distressing diseases not 
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animal economy. It la indespensably necessary to health that the 
liver should perform Its functions In a natural manner. If diseased. 
It oannot purify the blood, or separate the refuse elements of food 
from that portion which Is nutritious and necessary ti» prodnce 
wholesome blood. If impure blood Is sent to the lungs, brain and 
other parts, a morbid condition Is Induced, causing consumption, in- 
sanity, etc., as already detailed. While, should It withhold its nat- 
ural stimulas (the bile) to the Intestine, dyspepsia, piles and other 
distressing complaints will speedily ensue. It Is accordingly the 
duty of every Individual to keep the liver In a healthy condition by 
•very means In his power, and when It becomes diseased, to seek 
that remedy which will the most quickly and certainly restore ita 
normal function and secure its harmonious action with all the other 
organs of the body. 
Diseases of the Liver.—Of all the viscera, the liver Is re- 
garded as one of the most Importance. It Is the central organ of 
the hepatic artery, the vena portae, the biliary duct and the hepatic 
vein. It Is the largest gland In the body, weighing about four 
pounds, and as before remarked, extends from the righl to the left 
hypochondrium, being situated obliquely in the abdomen, its convex 
surface looking upward and forward, and it concave, downward 
and backward. It Is sustained by strong ligaments to the diaphragm 
and adjacent parts, Its chief office is to secrete bile which is poured 
from the gall-bladder into the duodenum, (or second stomach,) a 
few inches below the paunch or regular stomach, which first re- 
ceives the food. 
As a matter of coarse, the liver and associates organs are liable te 
become disordered, entailing many diseases upon the human organ- 
ism. 
The author does not pretend that any one remedy is a “cure 
all” for the various complications of liver diseases. His remedies 
are expressly adapted to every Individual case. They embrace a 
series or course of medication, that never fails to reach every vital 
organ of the entire system, and by restoring the regular action and 
harmony of the whole, remove every vestige of disease. a- 
Patients are required to furnish a full statement of their respec- 
tive cases, symptoms, age, sex, pursuits ot life, habits,temperaments, 
Idlosyncracies. and other peculiarities, so as to ensure that combln 
atloo of medicines, as will infallibly promote a cure in the shortest 
possible period. MEDICAL QUID!. 
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There are, however, many ehronlc cases of a very obstinate and 
Inveterate character. These may require a longer time to effect 
nally break them up and resteje the normal health of the patient. 
The price of a course of medicine is fire dollars, to be invariably 
accompanied with the order for the remedy. 
Catarrhal Affections. 
To find a person entirely free from Catarrhal Affection Is aa ex* 
eeption to what is known as a general rule. Catarrh directly or In- 
directly is the result of more diseases and annoyances than anj' one 
person is prepared to Imagine. It is the result of colds taken so in- 
sidiously under all circumstances, and aggravated by every addi- 
tional cold, that its effects,though at first they be but a small germ of 
111 omen like that of an abnoxious weed in a bed of fragrant flowers, 
on account of its apparent Insignificance, and because the gardner 
cannot see it spring forth and does not understand that Its name is 
•vll, that its mission is misery, suffering and death—therefore he 
neglects it till Its poisonous roots become well embedded and extend 
themselves through every sinus, through every orifice and organ,and 
the head that before was clear, is now a cloudy day—a perpetual ba- 
rometer—the eye that before was bright, has now become sick, or 
the ear which was once so acute, has now become dull. The tubes 
of Eustachius which formerly maintained between the internal or- 
gan of sound and the external world an equilibrium have now be- 
come filled or partly so with the secretions of this catarrhal mon- 
ster. 
Who now like the deadly Upas tree, 
To poison turns all that within its shadows be. 
And because its pathegenetlc symptoms are as numerous as the 
forest leaves, you must not think they all apply to you—for it is a 
torment that comes in so many questionable as well as unquestion- 
able forms, that its symptoms are legion, and we can give but a tew, 
some of which will apply to any case. 1st. Of the head—tingling, 
Itching, with tense of dryness and obstruction of the nose, serening. 280 
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running of a watery secretion ; as it progresses the secretion b» 
eomes mucus, entire obstruction of one or both nostrils, hawking, 
tickling of the throat, coughing, etc. 2d. Oatarrh of the Chest—Pre- 
Tails as an epidemic sometimes, and is called influenza, with or 
without fever, and many of the symptoms just mentioned : there is 
oppression across the breast, rawness and burning of the throat, first 
dry, afterwards a copious secretion of mucus, which may become 
opaque or frothy, difficulty of breathing, pain in the head, and dull 
feeling, sense of soreness extending under the breast bone to the 
stomach pit; the fits of coughing may occasion vomiting, oppres- 
sion and prostration; as the digease progresses the sputa become* 
ropy and vesciel. This disease is also called Grippe by gome. Ca- 
tarrhal Inflammation of the eyes arises from cold, causes obstruc- 
tion of the tear passages, watery eyes, fistula lachrymalls, dimness 
of vision, etc. Suppressed Catarrh—May produce inflammation of 
the lungs, brain or eyes, or give rise to rheumatism, nervous disord- 
ers, weeping, moaning, tremors and convulsions, drowsiness, chill- 
ness, starting, twitching, palpitation of the heart, etc. When the 
frontal sinuses above the eyes, posterior and anterior nasal passage! 
Become clogged up, and even the antrum or cavity of the cheek 
Bone becomes tilled or partly, it often produces a pressure on the 
serves that supply these parts, and pains like the most excrutlatinf 
neuralgia is the result. This disease follows the mucus membrane, 
the Eustachian tubes to all the parts of the same membrane of the 
»ar, causing hypertrophy of the drum, Interferes with the function! 
Df the glands of Wharton, which secrete the wax; a dryness fol 
lows, hardness of hearing, roaring, buzzing, singing, whistling,crack 
ling, the ringing of bells and similar noises, which vary and which 
are simple effects—and, when the cause is removed the effects cease, 
this hardness of hearing increases by each additional cold, though 
not perceptible at the time, it cannot be denied, after the lapse of 
time, how Catarrh and all of its sequela is tampered with by every- 
body, by some external remedies of no consequence, or large dose* 
of sickening and injurious drugs are used, which have no relation t« 
the disease, and produce a thousand other ills, while the writer* 
sure it by simple remedies, that flourish in abundance in almoal 
every field, and are prepared by “ The Eureka Medical Institute” 
so pleasantly, and administered so skillfully, as to make it a pleas- 
ure to use them, and they can be and are sent to all parts of the MEDICAL GUIDE. 
281 
United States, prepaid by mail, in packages of five dollars 
worth on receipt of symptoms, and price. Though many, or 
all you have tried, may have failed, remember that the physi- 
cians attached to the Eureka Medical Institute have had the 
medical advantages of every civilized country. Their un- 
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kind of testimonials of their skill. Address, 
EUREKA MEDICAL INSTITUTE, No. 29 Broadway, N. Y. 
RHEUM ATIS31US. RHEUMATISM. 
Its Origin—Nature—Treatment. 
Rheumatism is from a Greek word signifying defluxtont; 
or from deflus, a latin term, meaning to flow or run off—as 
a falling down of humors from a superior to an inferior 
part, viz., in a cold or catarrh. Many writers, however, 
mean nothing more by it lhan inflammation. Hence it is a 
disease placed in the class Pyrexia, or fe- 
ver) and is found in the order Phlegmasia of Oullkn’s 
Noseology. 
Rheumatism is characterised by pain in the joints, in- 
creased on motion ; swellings and redness ; pulse accele- 
rated ; increased temperature and thirst. The pain, 
swelling and inflammation generally commence in the joints 
of the extremities, in the toes and ankles, passing thence 
to the hips; and from the joints to the fingers successively 
to the shoulders. 
Rheumatism is of two kinds—acute and chronic; the 
latter being generally, but not always, a sequel of the former. 
It is a highly painful disease, especially in the acute, ar- 
ticular, or inflammatory form ; the old method of practice 
sometimes rendering it a perilous disorder. It is very 
prone to metastasis (or change from one place to another), 282 
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particularly when treated by bleeding, and th® local appli- 
action of anodyne embrocations and blisters. 
Acute rheumatism prevails most among persons from 
puberty to the age of thirty-five or forty years. It is some* 
times seen in children as early ao the third or fourth year. 
It consists, as already intimated, in redness, heat, pain and 
swelling ; in other wards, of inflammation of “ the parts 
1. ing around or entering into the composition of one of 
more of the larger joints of the body ; generally of several 
at the same time, or in succession ; shifting from one joint 
to another, or to certain internal organs, and especially to 
the membrane of the heart, accompanied with fever.” 
Acute rheumatism is further characterised “ by a great 
expression of pain, with excessive perspiration on the fore- 
head, and loaded and moist state of the tongue. The pa- 
tient generally lies on his back, and especially avoids every 
motion of the body or limbs; or if he does move, he ex- 
periences an acute aggravation of pain, calls Out and give* 
a prompt cheek to the muscular effect. There is little 
languor or debility; little disturbance of the mental facul* 
ties; the general surface is usually covered with perspira- 
tion, which is usually acid; the skin is warm, pale and 
often profusely moist, frequently ‘ miliara’ (from milium 
millet, or resembling millet seed, an eruption, preceded 
by a sense of pricking, first on the neck and breast, of 
small red pimples, which soon become white vesicles, des- 
quamate or scale off and are succeeded by fresh pimples). 
A peculiar odor is also exhaled; the pulse is frequent, 
strong and full; the appetite is seldom impaired; the 
bowels are regular; the urine is acid, and deposits a sedi- 
ment of the lithates, especially on the decline of the affeo- 
tion. 
In the form denominated atonic, (weakness or defect ai 
muscular power,) the parts are scarcely if any hotter than 
th«y should be ; and mfty be even relieved by heat. This MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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Mate of things is most apt to occur in the dkronie form of 
disease. 
The chronic form of Rheumatism is distinguished by 
pains in the joints or muscles without fever, (Rktumalismn$ 
nonfebrilis of Richter), and is divided into species accord- 
ing to the parts affected. When the pains are confined to 
the loins it is termed lumbago; when to ihe hip-joints, 
Sciatica; to the joints generally, Arthodynia. It is not 
uncommon for the acute form to terminate in one of these 
species. 
There is generally little or no fever in this form of the 
disease, except when the joints become affectedby scrofu- 
lous or other inflammation, as is sometimes the case in 
connection with rheumatism. In old and severe cases the 
t'oints often become very stiff, and comparatively immova- 
de. The muscles and ligaments become contracted, thick- 
ened and rigid, and the joints are always drawn to one side, 
producing a good deal of deformity. In some cases dis- 
location itself is thus caused. In very old cases the mus- 
cles become almost, or wholly useless, and the parts quite 
paralyzed. In this form of the disease, as well as in the 
acute, the patient can frequently foretell a storm or change 
of weather, by the nervous or painful sensations they ex- 
perience. 
Diagnosis.—It appears hardly necessary to diagnose 
more particularly the characteristics of Rheumatism. Wm 
may s <y, however, that the best method to detect the rheu- 
ma:ic character, is first to inquire if there had been cold or 
inflammation, influenced more or less by atmospheric 
changes. Secondly, though the pains may be very acute 
in an attack of rheumatism, the inflammatory symptoms 
are never so great, nor is there that bounding pulse so 
characteristic of other inflammations. Thirdly, the perspi- 
ration is of an urinuout order, in consequence of ircarious 
(or change or substitution), secretion ; urea and lithic acid 
■oat in the blood, and are observed in the perspirable mat* 284 
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ter ; while the urine is albuminous and diminished in quan- 
tity. The albumen may be easily discovered, as tie sub- 
stance, (in appearance like the white of an egg), will 
adhere to the splinter taken from a broom, when immersed 
in the urine an hour or two after being voided ; or it may 
also be detected by boiling some urine in an iron 
over a lamp, which gives it an opaque appeatance. 
Causes.—It is usual to attribute this disease to the 
effects of wet and cold. Doubtless these influences often 
are the exciting causes of rheumatism; but that they ge»- 
trate the disease is palpable fallacy. In the coldest coun- 
tries, it is comparatively unknown. Rhuematism is seldom 
heard of in Russia, Denmark and Poland. The aborigines 
of America—surely often enough exposed to wet and cols' 
—never had rheumatism before the whites introduced li- 
quor among them. In tact, rheumatism is one of the pen 
alties of disnpation and certain to be its companion in old 
age. There are many causes, however, which tend to pro- 
duce the disease even among the young and abstemious 
such as sitting in a current of air; bathing in cold water 
when excited and perspiring freely; sleeping in dam( 
apartments, or in damp linens, etc. It frequently follows 
tcarlet fever, measle*, dytentary, and supposed habitual 
discharges, as the menses, etc. The indiscriminate use of 
mercury is one of the most frequent causes. 
Rheumatism is evidently a conttitutional disease. It 
seems to depend on the presence of an abnormal acid in 
the circulntien. At least a large amount of lactic acid is 
thrown off by perspiration in some attacks of this disease. 
Some object to this theory, because the disease sometimes 
seems purely of a nervous character; but it must not be 
forgotten that while the acid matter in some cases only act 
on the nerves, its influences, in other cases, is felt in the 
ftbrous or serous texture. 
The disease therefore should be regarded as something 
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■re-exist In the system before wet and cold can suffice to 
induce an attack. 
Investigation, indeed, will show that rheumatism is gen- 
erally proceeded by a derangement of the digestive organs, 
hence impure blood and an abnormal accumulation and 
eongellalion of lymph in the lymphatic vessels. We have 
never known an instance in which such did not appear to 
be the case. The symptoms of gastric disturbance, how- 
ever, in some cases, are not very marked ; but in general 
the patient will be found to have been dyspeptic a consid- 
erable time before attacked with rheumatism. 
There can be no doubt that a predisposition to the dis- 
ease is often inherited. We know that turbueles, syphilis, 
etc., may exist at V* rh. It is accordingly, no stretch of 
the imagination to believe that rheumatism may pass from 
the parent to the child. Hereditary rheumatism is much 
more difficult to cure than others. Yet it is not necessiarly 
incurable. No hereditary diesase is necessarily incurable. 
Treatment.—A multiplicity of remedies have been 
resorted to in the treatment of rheumatism. It is doubtful 
if the disease was ever cured by mineral drugs. It is cer- 
ta n that no specific has heretofore been discovered. The 
disease has never been steadily obedient to any remedial 
plan. Guiacum, colchicum, croton oil, conium, mercury, 
opium and the alkalies have been tried by the Allopathic 
school of physicians, with variable results, but generally to 
show the inefficiency of these drugs in this painful disease. 
Aconite, Belladonna, Bayronia, Arnica, Chamomile, Mer- 
curiu-i, Nux Vomica, Pulsatillo, ThuX, Toxicodendron, 
Colchicum, Dulcumara, Heper-sulper, Sulphur, Lyco- 
podium, Plumbum, etc., used by the Homeophaths, have 
been attended generally in the fluctuating and unsatisfac- 
tory results. 
External applications, as blisters, anodine liniments, 
stimulating embrocations, only act locally, benumbing the 
sensibility of the past, and therefore can never remove the 286 
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constitutional cause of the disorder. Indeed, they often 
render the case far more serious by causing it to metasta* 
tise to some internal organ. The heart is very liable to b»- 
come affected, by the system being badly drugged, inducing 
enlargement, hypertrophy, etc. The younger the child, 
the greater the danger, both from the disease and the 
poisons given. 
The application of silk oil-cloth, thin sheets of gutta- 
percha, or India rubber to the part most effected, with a 
view to promote an exhalation from the part, is un egregri- 
ous fallacy, founded in a lack of understanding of the na- 
ture and pathology of the disease. They only tend to ag- 
gravate the disorder. The water treatment, is perhaps, 
the most unreliable and worthless of all others. Cold, wa- 
ter is not adapted to a cold or lymphatic diathesis, while 
hot water is not the legitimate way to relieve fewer or ex- 
anthematous disorders. 
There is but one way to cure this painful disease. We 
must first rectify the derangements of the digestive appara- 
tus. The stomach must be made to secrete the gastrie 
juices in a natural manner, the liver must fulfil its legiti- 
mate function, in distributing healthy bile for the filtration 
or chylification of the food and preparation of the elements 
of the blood, prior to its (the blood) being taken up by th& 
lacteuls and veins, conveyed to the heart and finally puri- 
fied of its carbonic acid, by its ejection from the lungs, 
on the admission of the oxygen of the atmospheric air, 
which alone can ensure the rich Vermillion blood that tra- 
verses the arteries and nourishes every part of the body, 
supplying bone, nerve, flesh, and other tissues and by these 
means producing harmonious action of all the organs, pi *■ 
per secretions from all the glands, securing a clear skin, a 
cuddy complexion, and every condition incident to sound 
health and an active nervous development of the human 
being. 
Jam such a remedy is now offered to the community. Il Secret op Beauty. 
Page 15], MEDICAL GUIDB. 
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••nOist* of a compound of vegetable products, expressly 
adapted to act upon every organ of the body, including tho 
serves, bone*, muscleg, viscera, etc., insuring rapid recov- 
ery of every diseased structure, the proper or normal fun* 
etion of every organ, and, by consequence, the fulleot 
health and vigor of the afflicted individual. The com* 
pound is eminently a pain killer, removing promptly every 
inflammatory indication, and every vestige of the Rheumatio 
diathesis. A cure is guaranteed in all cases, where tho 
remedy is regularly taken, and the directions implicitly 
obeyed, no matter how inveterate and long-standing tho 
disease. 
Persons afflicted, should state the full particulars of their 
Oases, age, temperuments, location of habitation, business 
pursuits, personal habits, etc., when they will receive ft 
course of medicine expressly ad ipted to meet every indi- 
cation of each individual case. The price of the course of 
Medicine is five dollars, accompanied with full directions, 
including the kind of diet, etc. All orders promptly filled 
on receipt of the price, and the medicine forwarded by 
Express, or otherwise as may be directed. 
CAUTION. 
Our reader* are hereby particularly requested to always 
bear in mind that we appoint no agents whatever for tfu 
jale of any of our remedies, or medicines, or anything ad- 
vertised in this book. We merely appoint agents for the 
sale of the book, therefore in all cases be sure and address 
“Eureka Medical Institute,” 29 Broadway, New 
York, and not any individual member thereof. Also, 
register all letters containing money, which shall be at 
our risk. It is the only safe way for you to send 
money. 288 
MAGIC WAND AND 
GINGER SNAPS.—Half a cup of butter and half 
a cup of sugar beat together, half a pint of molasses, 
one teaspoonful of cream tartar, two of soda, one cup 
of milk, and flour enough to make a stiff dough. Roll 
it about a quarter of an inch thick ; cut with a small 
wineglass, and bake them hard. 
JUMBLES.—One cup of buffer, and two of sugar, 
beaten together, add spice of any kind, and six cups of 
flour; roll it rather thin; cut it with a tumb'er and 
with a wineglass to form a ring ; brush them over with 
the white of an egg, and sift on a little fine white sugar 
before baking. Bake them fifteen or twenty minutes, 
A Bismuth mine has been opened in South America, 
two thirds up the highest peak of the Andes—the 
iljamper mountains. It is fifteen thousand and six 
feet above the sea, and just below the line of perpetual 
snow. 
BREAKFAST STEAK—.The fire must be quick, 
and three minutes is sufficient for bo h sides. For two 
pounds of steak, half a tablespoonful of butter is suffi- 
cient. The steaks were salted and peppered before being 
put into the pan. Sprinkle water-cress with salt, pep- 
per and vinegar, and dress around the steak after it is 
dished. This is not frying. Frying is to immerse is 
fat. Doughnuts are Med. MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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Miscellaneous and Domestic Receipts. 
Prepare the Leaden Tree.—Put half an ounce of th* 
•vrper-acetate of lead, in powder, into a clear glass globe, or wine de- 
canter, ailed to the bottom of the neck with distilled water and 10 
drops of nitric acid, and shake the mixture well. Prepare a rod of 
tine, with a hammer and die, so that it may be a quarter of an Inch 
thick and one inch long. At the same time, form notches in each 
side for a thread, by which it is to be suspended, and tie the thread 
so that the knot shall be uppermost when the metal hangs quite per- 
pendicular. When It Is tied, pass the two ends of the thread through 
a perforation in the cork, and let them be again tied over a small 
splinter of wood, which may pass between them and the cork. 
When the string Is tied, let the length between the cork and the zinc 
be such that the precipitant (the zinc.) may be at equal distances front 
the sides, bottom and top of the vessel, when immersed m it When 
all things are thus prepared, place the vessel in a place where it may 
aot be disturbed, and introduce the zinc, at the same time putting in 
the cork. The metal will very »oon be covered with the lead which 
It precipitates from the solution, and this will continue to take place 
until the whole be precipitated upon the zinc, which will assume the 
form of a tree or bush whose leaves and branches are laminal, or 
plates of a metallic lustre. 
The Silver Tree-—Pour—instead of the lead—4 drachms of 
nitrate of silver, dissolved in a pound or more of distilled water, and 
lay the vessel on the chimney-piece, or wherever it cannot be dis- 
turbed. Next, pour in 4 drachms of mercury. In a short time the 
silver will be precipitated in the most beautiful arborescent form, 
resembling real vegetation. This has been generally termed the 
Arbor Dianse. 
The Tin Tree.—Put in 3 drachms of muriate of tin, adding 10 
drops of nitric acid, and shake the vessel until the salt be completely 
dissolved. Keplace tho zinc (which must be cleared from the effects 
•f the former experiment) as before, and set the whole aside to pre- 
cipitate without disturbance. In a few hours the tree will be lustrous, 
end lamina will burst forth, produced from a galvanic action of the 
Metals and the water. 
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•f boiling mutton fat, leave It simmering for 12 hoars on tha stove* 
then leave It all night to cool in the fat; bone may then be cat with 
impunity. 
To Make Liquid Glue*— Dissolve shellac in alcohol, to ke«* 
in solution. 
To Make Liquid Blacking.—Take of vinegar—No. 18—1 
quart; ivory black and treacle each 6 ounces; vitriolic acid and 
spermaceti 1), ounces. 
To Prepare Water-Proof Composition.—Take 3 ounces o! 
spermaceti; melt it in a pipkin over a slow tire; add 6 drachms of 
India rubber, cut In slices, and these will dissolve. Add seriatim of 
tallow, 8 ounoes; hog’s lard, 2 ounces; amber varnish 4 ounces. 
Mix, and It will be fit for use immediately. Give two or three coats 
with a common blacking brush, and a fine polish Is the result 
To Make Black Japan.—Take of boiled oil 1 gallon, umber • 
ounces, asphaltum 3 ounces, oil of turpentine as much as will reduce 
It to the required thinness. 
To Brown Gun-Barrels.—Rub the barrel over with aquafor- 
tis, or spirit of salt, diluted with water; lay it by for a week, till a 
complete coat of oil is formed ; apply a little oil, and after rubbing 
the surface dry, polish with a hard brush and a little beeswax. 
The Famous Japan Blacking. 
Ivory black 3 ounoes. 
Coarse sugar 
Muriatic acid ana 1 drachm. 
Vinegar 1 pound. 
One tablespoonful of sweet oil and lemon acid. Mix the ivory black 
and sweet oil together first; then the lemon and sugar with a little 
vinegar to qualify the blacking; lastly, add the sulphuric and muri- 
atic acids and mix all together. 
Colored Composition for Rendering Linen *and Cloth 
Impenetrable to Water.—Commence by washing the stuff 
rith hot water; then dry and rub it between the hands until it be- 
.emes perfectly supple ; afterwards spread it out by drawing it inte 
a frame, and give it, with the aid of a brush, a first coat, composed 
*f a mixture of 8 quarts of boiling linseed oil, 15 grammes of cal* 
oined amber and acetate of lead (of each 7>£ grammas), to which add 
M grammes of lampblack. For tha second coat use the same lagre- MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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4tents as above, except the calx of lead. This coat will dry In a fi#(r 
hoars, according to the season; afterwards take a dry plasterer’s 
brush and rub the stuff thoroughly with It, when the hair, by this 
operation, will become smooth. The third and last coat will give a 
perfect and durable jet black. Or, take 12 quarts of boiling linseed 
oil, .10 grammes of amber, IS grammes of acetate of lead, 7X sulphate 
of zinc, 13 grammes Prussian blue, and 7X verdigris. Mix them very 
tne with a little oil, and add 120 grammes of lampblack. 
To Hake a Furniture Polish.—Take linseed oil, pat M 
Into a glazed pipkin, with as mnch alkanet root as it will cover; let 
it boil gently, and it will become of a strong red color ; when cool, 
it will be fit for use. 
To Produce a Liquid for Painting on Glass, for 
Magic Lanterns.—Dissolve resin in oil of turpentine,over a sic W 
Are; it will remain in solution. Mix a small portion of this with any 
kind of cake (water! color, and trace each out-line In Its proper hue. 
To Pteservo Steel-—Imbed the articles in a bed of quick 
lime and sweet oil, and inclose them in carpeting, etc., or melt ca- 
outchouc In a close vessel; mix some oil of turpentine with It, and 
five the steel a thin coating of this mixture. 
*A Powder for Turning Water into Vinegar.—Wash wol, 
halt a pound of white tartar with warm water ; then dry It and pul- 
verize as fine as possible ; soak that powder with good sharp vine- 
far, and dry It before the Are or In the sun ; re-soak it as before with 
vinegar, and dry It as above, repeating this operation a dozen times. 
By these means, a very good and sharp powder is prepared, which 
turns water instantly Into vinegar. 
To Extract the Essential Oil from any Flower.—Taks 
any flower you like, which stratify with common salt, In a clean 
flazed pot; when filled to the top, cover It well and carry it to ths 
cellar; forty days afterwards, put a crape over a pan, and empty 
the whole to strain the essence from the flowers by pressure. Bot- 
tle that essence, and expose It for four or five weeks In the sun and 
dew of the evening to purify. One single drop of the essence is 
enough to scent a whole quart of water. 
}To Mak* Mutton Snet Candles like Wax.—Throw quick 
lime on melted mutton suet; the lime will fall to the bottom, 
and earry along with it all the dirt of the suet, so as toleavalt 292 
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assure and fine as wax. To one part of this snat mixed three M 
real wax—and the mixture cannot be discovered. 
To Whiten Ivory-—Slack some lime In water, put your ivory 
In that water, al ter decanted from the ground, and boll It until 
white. 
To Petrify Wood, eto-—Take equal quantities of gem-salt, 
rock alum, white vinegar, chalk and pebbles powdered. Mix all 
all the these together ; an ebullition will take place ; when that 
cease, leave any porous matters soaking four or five days, and they 
will be petrified. 
An Oil, one onnce of which is more than equal to on* 
pint of any Other.—Take fresh butter, quick lime, crude tartar 
and common salt, equal parts of eaeh ; pound and mix them to- 
gether ; saturate this mixture with good brandy, and distill It 
In a retort over a gradual fire. 
To Imitate Ebony,—Infuse gall-nuts In vinegar, wherein you 
have soaked rusty nails ; then rup your wood with this ; let it dry, 
'then polisli and burnish. 
An Easy Method of Cleaning the Hands when Dyed,— 
Take a small quantity of potash or pearlash in your hand, pour into 
It a small quantity of water, rub it well all over your hands with a 
little sand ; then wash it off, take in your hand a small quantity of 
chemlc (chloride of limel, pour a little water into It, and rub It wall 
on the hands in a semi-liquid ; wash the hands well In water, and 
they will be clean. If not perfectly clean, repeat the operation 
To make Whitewash that will not Enb Off.— Mix up half 
a pint full of lime and water, ready to put on the wall; then taka 
one-fourth of a pint of flour, mix it up with waters then pour on It 
boiling water, sufficient quantity to thicken It; then turn It, while 
hot In the whitewash ; stir all well together, and it Is ready. 
To Core Six Hams.—Take six o*s- of saltpetre, two lbs. 10 
oz8. of fine salt, *ya of brown sugar or one gallon of molasses. Rub 
them with this for one week every day ; then put them Into a strong 
pickle (salt and water) for one month ; then smoke them, If to keep. 
Your pickle will, alter the hams are taken out, be excellent for beet. 
A Cement for Broken Earthen Ware.—Take one os- of dry 
•ream cheese grated fine, and au equal quantity of qalek Uaa, 
mixed wall together. 293 
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▼*ter-proof Cloth-—Boll together 2 lb*, of turpentine and 1 
ie. of lltharage in powder, and 2 or three pint* of linseed oil. Brush 
any cloth with this run.ish, and dry it in the sun. 
To Prevent the Smoke of Lamp Oil-—Steep your wick la 
vinegar. and dry it well before using it. 
To Render any Building Fire-Proof.—Fill every partition 
and crevice between each wall and ceiling with scasand. 
Water-proof Boots and Shoes.—Disolve neat’s-foot oH 
in caoutchouc, a sufllclent quantity to torjn a varnish. Place the 
oil in a warm place ; put in the pairings of the caoutchouc. It take* 
teveral days to disolve. 
Japan Ink.—In 6 quarts of water boll 4 oances of logwood In 
ships, cut very thin across the grain. Continue the boiling for on* 
hour, adding from time to time a little boiling water, to supply the 
loss from evaporation. Strain while hot When cold, add cold wa- 
ter to equal 5 quarts; to this add— 
Blue-galls, bruised 18 ounces. 
Or. the best gplls, in sorts 30 ounces. 
Sulphate of'iron, calcined to whiteness 4 ounces. 
Acetate of copper (previously mixed with the decoc- 
tion to a smooth pastel 4 drachm*, 
Coarse sugar 3 ounces, 
Oum-Senegal or Arabic 4 ounces, 
These Ingredients may be Introduced one after the other. 
Red Ink.—Boil, over a slow fire, 4 ox. of Brazil wood, In small 
raspings or chips, in one quart of water until--a third part has 
r-ated ; add, during the boiling, 2 drachms of alum in powder.-- 
When the ink is cold, steam it through a fine cloth. Vinegar or stale 
urine is often used instead of water. A small quantity of sal-am- 
moniac improves this ink. 
Blue Ink.—Dilute sulphate of Indigo with water until the ro 
quired tint is obtained. Woolen dyers keep the siflphate on hand. 
A Paste for Sharpening Penknives, Razors, eta,— 
Crocus, emery-dust, and sweet oil—equal quantities of the first two. 
Bine Copal Varnish.—Indigo, Prussiate of iron (Prussia* 
blue;, blue verditer. and ultramarine, all divided. 
White Copal.—White oxide of lead, ceruse, Spanish white, 
white clay, all carefully dried. 
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tongvs (tlM eyonglossum officinale of Linnseus), found In mr) 
Bold ; when tlw sap is in its full vigor, bruise it with a hammer and 
lay It on the ground, etc. 
A Cure for Sore Backs of Horses.—Disolve half an ounoa 
»< blue vitrol in one pint of water ; dab the injured parts four or flvs 
Mines a day. 
To Remove Mildew in Wheat.—Prepare about two hhds. 
of common salt and water (1 lb. to a gal J ; sprinkle this mixture fof 
four or five days from a bucket, using a Rat brush ; and disperse it as 
when sowing corn broadcast. 
To Prevent Mildew.—Disolve S oz. and 2 drachms of sul- 
phate of copper, or blue vitrol, in 3 gallons and 3 quarts, wine mea 
sure of cold water for every three bushels of grain that is to be pre- 
pared ; in another vessel, capable of containing from 63 to 79 wine 
gallons, throw from three to four bushels of wheat, into which the 
prepared liquid is poured until it rises five or six Inches above the 
corn; stir it thoroughly, and carefully remove all that swims on 
the surface. After it has remained half an hour in the preparation, 
throw the water into a basket that will only allow the water to es- 
cape. Wash the grain in pure rain water, and dry it before it is 
sown. 
Magic Seals, Rings, Images, Rods, and Wafers.— 
A will made in your favor lias a magic seal. A mother’s lips, or the 
Ups of a lover make very deep impressions. Magic Rings are plain 
hoops of gold, that transform vestals into good women. Magic Ima- 
ges are the little auima-waxen figures that are raised by a wizard, 
called Hymen. Magic Rods were formally used in schools by 
grumpy pedagogues of the Squeers genus ; and Magic Wafers are 
what the young ladles love for billet doux. 
WORMS.—Description, Causes, Symp- 
toms and Treatment. 
Description.—These are chiefly of three kinds, 
ft*., the tmnxa, or tape worm; the teres, or round and long MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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wotm| and the ascaridet, or round and short worm. Thera 
are many other kinds of worms found in the human body ; 
but as they proceed, in a great measure, from similar 
aauses, have nearly the same symptoms, and require almost 
the same method of treatment as these already mentioned, 
we shall not spend time in enumerating them. 
The tape worm is white, very long, and full of joints. 
It is generally bred either in the stomach or small intes 
tines. The round and long worm is likewise bred in the 
small guts, and sometimes in the stomach. The round 
and short worms commonly lodge in the rectum, and occa- 
sion a disagreeable itching about the seat. The long round 
worms occasion squeamishness, vomiting, a disagreeable 
breath, gripes, looseness, swelling of the belly, swooning, 
loathing of food, and at other times a voracious appetite, 
a dry cough, convulsions, epileptic fits, and sometimes a 
privation of speech. These worms have been known to 
?»rforate the intestines, and get into the cavity of the belly. 
he effects of the tape worm are nearly the same with 
those of the long and round, but rather more violent. 
An dry says, “ The following symptoms particularly at- 
tend the tolium, which is a species of tape worm, vis. t 
•woonings, privation of speech, and a voracious appetite. 
The round worms, called ascaridet, besides an itching of 
the antis, cause swooning* and tenesmus, or an inclination 
to go to stool. 
Causes.—Worms may proceed from various causes; 
but they are seldom found, except in weak and relaxed 
stomachs, where the digestion is bad. Sedentary persons 
are more liable to them than the active and laborious. 
Those who eat great quantities of unripe fruit, or live much 
on raw herbs and roots, are generally subject to worms 
There seems to be an hereditary disposition in some per 
sons to this disease. 
1 Symptoms.—The common symptoms of worms are 
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flushing of the face; itching of the nose, (this, however, la 
doubtful, as children pick their noses in all diseases;) 
starting and grinding of the teeth in sleep; swelling of the 
upper lip; the appetite sometimes bad, at other times 
quite voracious; looseness; a sour breath; hard swelled 
bowels; great thirst; the urine frothy, and sometimes of 
• whitish color; griping, or colic pains; an involuntary 
discharge of saliva, especially when asleep; frequent pains 
of the side, with a dry cough, and unequal pulse, palpi* 
taiions of the heart, swoonings, drowsiness, cold sweats, 
palsy, epileptic fits, with many other unaccountable ner- 
vous symptoms. Small bodies in the excrements, resemb- 
ling melon or cucumber seeds, are symptoms of the tape 
worm. 
Says Buchan, “ I lately saw some very surprising effects 
of worms in a girl about five years of age, who used to lie 
for whole hours as if dead. She at last expired, and, upon 
opening her body, a number of the teret, or long roun„ 
worms, were found in her intestines, which were consid- 
erably inflamed ; and what anatomists call an intu*-*utcep- 
tio, or the involving of one part of the gut within another, 
had taken place in no less than four different parts of the 
intestinal canal.” 
Treatment.—Calomel is now principally used for 
the removal of worms; but this medicine, as has been fre- 
quently shown, is very dangerous to administer. Calomel 
or mercury is the basis or principal ingredient of most of 
the highly reputed nostrums for worms, such as woim low 
enges, vurmifuge*, &c. 
The principal indication in the removal of worms is, to 
excite a healthy action of the digestive organs. It is «wi ig 
to a derangement of these that they exist; henos there is 
mucus and disease always present. , 
Tape Worm.—The symptoms of a tape worm, as 
related to «s by Miss Dutpooli ie; who h»i bsen suffering Meeting op thb Magi.—Page 106. MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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fcj it for twenty-fire years, are as follows, communicated 
to the authors for this treatise : 
It commenced at the age of ten, and afflicted her to the 
•ge of thirty-five. The worm often made her distressingly 
sick at the stomach, and she would sometimes vomit 
blood, and was suddenly taken ill, and occasionally whea 
walking. It caused symptoms of many other diseases, 
great wasting of the flesh, &c. Her appetite was Very ca- 
pricious, at times very good, arid again poor for months, 
during which time her symptoms were aggravated : sick- 
aess, vomiting, great pain in the chest, stomach, side, and 
bowels, dizziness, heaviness of the eyes, motion in ths 
Stomach and bowels, beating or throbbing in the bowels, 
and so miserable that she feared it would destroy her; a 
sense of fullness or swelling of the stomach and bowcla; 
and, when she wore anything tight, or laced, it caused 
great distress. The worm appeared to rise up into her 
throat and sicken her; and her general health was very 
bad. 
At intervals pieces »f the worm would pass from the 
bowels, often as many as forty during the day, all alive, 
and would swim in water. This generally occurred some 
time after taking medicine. 
We prepare a remedy for the several kinds of worms, 
which we will send to any person so afflicted on the re- 
ceipt of 4 dollars. with full directions for its use. It will 
be necessary for the patient to send a full description of 
their symptoms with the money, that we may be enabled 
to prepare the remedy for each particular case in a proper 
maimer. 
jggr Remembeb ! ! That we appoint no agents for the 
gale of anything advertised in this book. Orders for any 
of the goods must be addressed as directed in these pages, 
Eckeka Medical Institute, 29 Broadway, New York. 
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Balsam of Honey.—This Balsam is an excellent 
preparation, and as a remedy for coughs, colds, hoarse- 
ness, tightness of the chest, bleeding of the lungs, pain 
in the breast, liver complaint, &c., will be found very 
superior. It is a preparation containing seven valuable 
ingredients, and is very pleasant to the taste. It will give 
perfect satisfaction. Price $2. 
Concentrated Detersive Essence.—Anti- 
syphilitic remedy for searching out and purifying the 
blood from venerial contamination, scurvy, blotches on the 
head, face, and body, ulcerations, and those painful affec- 
tions arising from improper treatment or the effects of 
mercury, removing secondary symptoms, and all eruption? 
of the skin. Price $2. 
Rabies in Ants.—Corrosive sublimate, it is said, 
has the most remarkable effect upon ants, especially the 
variety of insect living upon fungi found on leaves of 
trees. The powder, strewed in dry weather across their 
path, seems to drive every ant which touches it crazy. 
The insect runs wildly about, and fiercely attacks its fel- 
lows. The news soon travels to the rest, and the fighting 
members of the community, huge fellows some three- 
quarters of an inch in length, make their appearance with 
a determined air, as if the obstacle would be speedily 
overcome by their efforts. As soon, however, as they have 
touched the sublimate, says the narrator in the Naturalist 
in Nicaragua, all the stateliness leaves them ; they rush 
about; their legs are seized hold of by some of the smaller 
ants already affected by the poison, and they themselves 
begin to bite, and in a short time become the centers of 
balls of rabid ants. As these insects are one of 4<he 
scourges of tropical America, destroying vegetation in 
immense quantities, it is probable that this extraordinary 
remedy may be of considerable service to agriculturists. 299 
Carminative Balsam.—The Carminative Bal- 
sam can not be too highly recommended for cases of 
Dysentery, and diseases of the bowels, for children as well 
as adults. It will positively cure the worst cases and very 
frequently a single dose will prove sufficient. I have 
given it to patients who had neglected to apply for advice 
or to take medicine to relieve themselves, until they were 
unable to rise from their bed from weakness. It contains 
nine valuable ingredients of a balsamic nature. War- 
ranted. Price $2. 
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[low long the Food continues in the 
BODY. 
The human machine consumes, or, in other words, we 
eat and drink from five to twelve pounds everyday—in ex- 
treme cases much less, or vastly more, hut this is about its 
medium range. Now all this leaves the body after it has 
accomplished its destined object. How do we know it all 
leaves the body? We know from the very common fact, 
that many persons weigh more at 20 than they do at 70— 
in fifty years not having gained one ounce. Some persons 
fiesh up a little, but it does not alter the general rule, for 
should even a very small portion of our daily food be re- 
tained, or stick to our bodies, we should become monsters 
in size during a long life. Now, all this food and drink, 
with all its grossness, leaves the machine, or person, 
through four avenues only, namely, the skin, the lungs, the 
kidneys, and the bowels ; and on the mutual harmony, in 
action and functions, of those four great avenues for evacu- 
ation and unloading the machine, its health and long con- 
tinuance must inevitably depend. 
The gross portions of the food, or that which is unfit for 
nourishment, or is indigested, passes through the small 300 
bowels and is lodged in the large bowel. In a healthy 
condition of the large bowel, and when it acts naturally, it 
evacuates itself every twenty-four hours. If the contents of 
that bowel are retained longer than twenty-four hours, it 
becomes injurious to the machine, or system, and the in- 
jury is in proportion to the time it is retained over its na- 
tural term. 
THE MAGIC WAND AND 
Liver Regulating Pillv. 
These pills are composed of roots and herbs, obtained 
from nature’s vast laboratory, and are the most pleasant PiL 
to take, as well as the most potent to do good, now in the 
market. They do not produce nnusea or sickness of tho 
stomach, as many other pills do. 
They are excellent for dypepticr as they speedily restore 
the digestive faculties to their full vigor, and cure the worst 
cases of indigestion. Also, costiveness, piles, bitter or 
sour eructations, and that incescri'de feeling of oppression, 
mental anxiety, langor, lethargy and depression of spirits, 
which unfit a man for the management of business, and the 
enjoyment of life, are all relieved by the use oi 'he Liver 
Regulating Pills. 
When we reflect that the liver is the largest internal or- 
organ of the body; that to it is assigned the important 
duty of filtering the blood and preparing the bile; that it is 
subject to many disorders, and that when it is diseased or 
inactive, the whole body suffers sympathetically, it is not 
surprising that a medicine which can restore the healthy 
operations of the liver should produce wonderful changes in 
the general health and effect cures which may appear to bo 
almost miraculous. Headache of long continuance, severe 
pains in the side, breast and shoulders, aching of the limbs, 
a fooling of general weakness and wretchedness and other MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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alarming and distressing symptoms indicative of Imperfect 
or disordered action of the liver, are speedily removed by 
the use of the Liver Ragulating Pills. 
Price 25 cents per box, or five boxes for $1, sent any 
where, prepaid by mail. 
FEMALE SYRINGE. 
There are various styles of syringes for the use of fe- 
males, some are made of glass, others of Britannia, hard 
rubber, etc. But those manufactured from vulcanized 
rubber are altogether the most efficient instruments. Then 
there are various qualities of these, the best of which is the 
“ Double Valve Syringe.” This instrument will throw a 
volume of water or other fluid with great force, so as to pen- 
etrate every part of the vaginal cavity, and it may he used 
for years without losing its elasticity, while others are apt 
to become rigid and hard after a few months use. No one 
good habit conduces more to the health of the female than 
that of occasionally syringing the vagina, and keeping 
thereby the organs of procreation cleanly and free from 
corrosive or acrimonious secretions. Ladies wishing to 
possess themselves of an excellent article of this kind, can 
be supplied confidentially on application in person, or by 
mail. Price $2.00, forwarded, postage paid to any part of 
the United States, on receipt of the price. 
NOTICE TO OUR READERS. 
We will here etate before drawing our volume to a close, 
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(n our power to our friend*, who reside in the country, en4 
wish anything from the city of a medical or surgical nature 
not mentioned in this work. Ladies, particularly, would 
rather apply to physicians for mechanical remedies, etc., 
than to call at public places, for them. All letters, or per- 
sonal consultation concerning anything of the kind, will, in 
all cases, be treated with perfect confidence. 
It is often difficult to obtain some things in country 
places, which are easily found in a large city like this, and 
as we employ several persons possessing medical skiil, we 
can occasionaly detach one or more of them to attend to 
the wants of our correspondents. 
Some of the members of “The Eureka Medical In- 
stitute” have resided and practiced medicine in this 
city for over thirty years, and, of course, have "had a large 
experience ; and they are ever ready, and only too hap- 
py, to have others avail themselves of their advice and 
medicines, the former of which is in all cases free. Our 
charges will be found to be very low, and, in many cases, 
less than one-half those made by other physicians and 
doctors of medicine, of a like standing in the community. 
Persons visiting the city will have no trouble in finding 
our office, as it is located on the most prominent part of 
Broadway. 
Those addressing us by mail, will in all cases when an 
answer is required, inclose a stamp. 
Recipes for tlie Family. 
To Brew for a Small Family.—Twenty MEDICAL GUTDE. 
303 
gallons of food beer require 1 & 1-2 busheli of malt and a 
ound of hops. Boil 30 gallons of soft water, in which 
halfa pound of chalk has been dissolved. Havinga small 
boiler, it may take three times to fill your mesh tub, which 
must be well covered with a double blanket. When full, 
wait until your face is reflected on the surface of the wa- 
ter; then empty your malt therein, and give it a good stir 
up for ten minutes. Recover the tub, and leave the liquor 
to mesh for three hours; then draw it off, by a tap or 
spigot and faucet, into a cooler; fill up your boiler with 
this liquor, make up a good fire, and let it boil thoroughly 
(the longer it boils the longer it will keep—having more 
body from evaporation). Have your brewer’s yeast ready, 
mix a quart with some of the boiling fluid, provide two 
vessels, and pour the yeasty compound backwards and 
forwards to quicken it. When the liquor is boiling briskly, 
throw in one-third of the hops and one-third of a pound of 
liquorice root—or (for debilitated constitutions) introduce 
8 ounces chamomile flowers ; then rake out the fire, cool off 
a little, and set it working, increasing the beer as fast a* it 
becomes tepid. Repeat, the latter operations with the two 
other boilings—and when all this has been worked for 
about twelve hours, in two or three large coolers, have your 
barrels ready (thoroughly clean) ; if the inside is clrarred, 
so much the better. Leave out the vent-peg until the 
beer has done working. Let it stand for a few days. A 
beverage of this kind is superior to any other for laborers 
and invalids. 
Muffins. —Mix 2 lbs. of flour with a pint of warm 
milk; 2 eggs well beaten; half a spoonful of melted but- 
ter, and half a gill of yeast; stir it well together, and set 
It in a warm place for two hours, then bake on a griddle 
In rings two-thirds full. When one side is done, turn the 
other. 
Crumpets.—Put half a gill of yeast into a quart of 
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tnake a food batter; get it in a warm place to ri«6; whm 
light add a cup of melted butter, and bake a* muffin*. 
Rich Bride Cake.—Four lb*, of fine flour, dried! 
4 lbs. of sweet fresh butter, beaten to a cream; 2 lb*, 
white sugar; six yolks eggs to each lb. of flour; half an 
ounce each of mace and nutmeg, finely powdered ; 4 lb*, 
of currents thoroughly cleansed—spread them on a cloth 
to dry. Stone and chop 4 lbs. of raisins ; cut two lb*, of 
citron in slices, quarter of an inch in thickness; bleach 1 
lb. of almonds. Beat the eggs with the sugar to a smooth 
paste; beat the butter and flour together, add them to the 
yolks and sugar, finish with the spice* half a pint of brandy, 
the whites of the eggs beaten to a high Troth. Beat the 
cake mixture well together, and stir in the fruit. Butter 
the pans; line them with paper; put the mixture in two 
inches deep. Bake three or four hour*. 
An English Plum Pudding.—Six yolk* of 
eggs; 1 pint of milk. Beat it well with a fork. 1 lb. of 
flour scattered in ; 1 red carrot, finely scraped ; 1 lb. of 
moist sugar; 2 ounces each of dried citron, lemon and 
orange peel, candied; also of carraway seeds; and one 
ounce of magnesia with the flour. Shred half a pound of 
beef suet with the flour before mixing. Boil for four 
hours in a basin or cloth well floured, and tied up closely. 
Add one ounce of allspice. 
Pancakes.—Make a rich batter with 10 yolks of 
eggs, half a pound of sugar, half a pint of good beer, and 
beat it well up to the consistence of cream. Throw ■ 
little hog’s lard into the pan ; when thoroughly melted, 
pour in a cupful of batter, shake it well and toss it; then 
when six are fried, serve up with sugar and lemon juce. 
'Heart Cakes.—Beat half a pound of butter to • 
cream, take 6 eggs, beat the whites to a froth, and th« 
yolks, with half a pound of sugar, and half a pound of but- 
ter I add a wine-glass of brandy, half a pound of currants MEDICAL 0UID3. 
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(washed and dried), a quarter of citron, cut in dices. Mia 
well, and bake in heart-shaped tins in a quick oven foi 
15 minutes. 
Sponge Cake.—One pound of sugar, half a pound 
•f flour, 8 eggs, essence of lemon or rase water, 1 spoon- 
ful; half a nutmeg grated. Beat the yolks of the eggs, 
dour and sugar together; add the whites, beaten to a 
froth, when just ready for the oven. Bake for 20 minutes 
and cut in oblongs. 
Italian Macaroons.—Blanch half a pound of 
almonds, then throw them into cold water until they are 
skinned ; take them out and bruise them to a smooth paste, 
Add to this a table-spoonful of essence of lemon, half a 
pound of finely powdered white sugar and the whites of 2 
eggs. Work the paste well together with the back of a 
spoon; roll the preparation in balls the size of nutmegs. 
Dip your hands in water, and pass them gently over the 
tvacaroons after having them an inch apart on a sheet of 
paper. Place them in a cool oven and close it. They take 
three quarters of an hour to bake. 
Iceing for Cakes.—Beat the whites of two small 
eggs to a high froth, add 1 1-4 lb. of white ground or pow- 
dered sugar, beat well, flavor with lemon or rose. With a 
broad bladed knife, dipped in cold water, spread the ice 
over the cake. 
Lemon Candy.—Three pounds of coarse brown 
augar 3 teacups full of water. Set over a slow fire for 
half an hour. Add a little gum arabic, dissolved in hot 
water, to clear it; skim until quite clear. When done, it 
will snap like an icicle. Flavor with essence of lemon, 
and cut into sticks. 
An infallible Remedy for Hoarse** 
IteSS.—One pint of vinegar, 1 pint of molasses, 1 pint of 
sweet turnip juice fiom Dcch turnips boiled—just so. Or 306 
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a pound of turnips may be cut into small dice, and, like 
jujubes, are none the worse for preserving. 
Dried Salmon.—Cut the fish down the back, take 
out the inside and roe, scale it, and rub the whole with 
common salt. Hang to diy for 24 hours. Pound 3 or 4 
ounces of saltpetre, 2 ounces of coarse salt, and 2 ounces 
of brown sugar. Mix well and rub in, and lay the fish for 
two days on a dish ; then rub well with common salt. In 
24 hours more it will be fit to dry. Wipe well after drain- 
ing. Stretched open on two sticks, and hung in a wood 
chimney, it will dry. 
To extract the juice of Sugar-Maples 
and spare the Tree.—At the proper season open 
the ground and select a tender root (one or two fingers di- 
ameter), cut off the end, and raise the root sufficiently high 
for turning the severed part into a receiver. The sugar 
will flow freely; when it stops bury the root again. The 
tree will not suffer. This is a Kentuckian notion. 
To restore Tainted Beef. — Plunge it is 
brewer’s yeast for 12 hours, turn it, and let remain 12 hours 
longer. Although putrid, it will become perfectly sweet. 
To Preserve Meat.—Spread prepared char- 
coal between every layer, end pack in charred barrells. 
In case of being Poisoned.—jvTake a tablo 
spoonful of prepared mustard and mix with*warm water ; 
swallow one half, and call for medical assistance. 
A JNew Recipe for Whooping Cough: 
Hydriodate Potassa 6 grs. 
Gum Arabic 7 “ 
Syrup Senega 8nake Root 1 “ 
Tic. Lobelia 1 “ 
Inflamed Uvula and Tonsils.—Pour boil- 
ing water on the following ingredients and inhale the vs. 
por, hoarhound, tansy anti wormwood, equal parts, a MEDICAL GUIDE. 
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Mfficieut quantity. Use it every four hour*, and this 
fargle: 
Comp. Tine. Myrrh 
Tine. Golden 8eal ana 4 ounce*, 
A Lobelia Emetic, followed with Crawley and White 
Boot. 
A Stimulating Liniment: 
Alcohol 4 ounce*. 
Oil of Wormwood 
Oil Oiiganum ana 40 drop*. 
A Cephalic Snuff,—Equal parts of common 
•alt, camphor, spermaeceti, say one ounce of each; 1 
drachm of prepared charcoal. 
To Gild Glass and Porcelain.—Prepare a 
varnish by dissolving in boiled linseed oil an equal weight 
either of copal or amber. This must he diluted with oil of 
turpentine and applied a* thin as possible to tne parts tor 
gilding. After twenty-tour hours place the glass in a stove 
until too hot to hold: the varnish then will become uune- 
•ive and the gold le if rna, laid on. Brush off the su- 
perfluous gold and burniah. 
To Gild by Dissolving Gold.—To dissolve 
gold. take aqua regia, coRio«scd of 2 parts of nitrous acid, 
and one of marine acid. Let tne gold be granulated, put 
into a sufficient quantity of tn«a menstrum and exposed to a 
moderate degree of heat. During the solution an effer- 
vescence takes place, and it acquires a beautiful yellow 
color, which become* more and more intense until it has a 
golden or orange hue and is very transparent. 
>The Cast India Cement, called Chu- 
man.—Equal quantities of oyster shell powder, egg 
•hells, ground glass, quick lime and bismuth, dissolved in 
nitrous acid, the whole stirred up with the white of egg* 308 
THE MAGIC WAND AND 
Wtfl of the consistence of thick cream. This, when ap- 
plied on walls or tiles, has a beautiful shining appearance. 
Painting on Velvet.— Materials; Best white 
Cotton velvet; box of water colors ; a saucer of pink dye | 
Towne’s alumina; velvet scrubs ; fitch pencils; small saw 
cers to contain diluted colors. Practice the most simple 
subjects first, such as a shell or flower, etc. The broadest 
light and shade produce best effects. Colors for velvet are 
lake, carmine, vermillion, light red, assiette rogue, Prussian 
blue, indigo. Antwerp and verditer, gamboge and Roman 
ochre, terre de Sienna, burnt and unburnt, umber do., do., 
Vandyke brown, bistre, lamp black, Indian ink. Smooth 
the back of the velvet with a hot iron. Cut your fitch 
pencils to points. Having drawn your subject, dilute the 
colors in alumina, excepting pink, carmine and lake, (mix 
ed with lemon juice). Make the color creamy. Rub in 
the tints with the scrub. Before the work gets too dry, 
put in the shadows accurately, softening off the edges. Be- 
fore the finishing tints are thrown in, heighten the lights 
and deepen the shadows, then vein the leaves. For a 
large subject, damp the back of the velvet. Let the brush 
be nearly dry when passing the outlines. Have a good 
supply of clean brushes and avoid the faintest stain. 
A Bouquet saturated with chloroform and placed 
on the bosom of a corpse will not wither after several pear*' 
banal. 
Those who wish for anything advertised in this book 
re cautioned that they must address their letters to 
“The Eureka. Medical Institute,” No. 29 Broadway, 
New York, and to no one else, as we appoint no agents 
whatever, except for selling the Magic Wand. Also, be 
sure and register all letters containing money. Stamps 
can be sent where the sum is less than one dollar. 
TO OUR FRIENDS. MEDICAL GUIDE. 
309 
ELIXIR OF LIFE. 
Par tHe restoration of Youthful Vigor and perwu*« 
nent care of Nervousness Timidity, etc. 
By the u»e of this preparation, the system will regain 
■ew life, strength and vigor. Old persons may again feel 
young and repossess all the activity and energy of their 
youthful days. It is equally valuable in building weak and 
shattered constitutions, whether inherited or caused by in- 
discretion or sickness. This preparation is not only highly 
prized for its great and rare medical virtues in snatching 
as it were from the very jaws of death, the victims of ex- 
cess and misfortune and restoring them to the glory of health 
and Strength, but is is also much esteemed for its happy 
effect on the system in banishing all melancholy thoughts, 
and causing persons to almost imagine that they are in a 
sea of bliss, where all trouble ceases, and tbe soul glows 
In eternal happiness. It strengthens the nerves, and cures 
timidity, as well as nervousness. All persons troubled with 
these complaints will of course appreciate the value of a 
eure. This remedy also from its vitality and peculiar action 
an the system, adds greatly to the proper development or 
the organs, banishes all wrinkles from the forehead, and 
tenders the countenance brilliant and beautiful. This re- 
medy securely sealed, will be sent to any address, 
with full directions for use on receipt of ff’l, or four packa- 
ges for $3. 
Notice.—Be sure and address all letters to “ Eureka 
Medical Institute,” and not to any one member there- 
of. 310 
THE MAGIC WAND AND 
RUPTURE CORED-Good JVews to 
tlie Ruptured! The Best and Cheapest 
Truss Made! Spring Trusses Abandoned. 
They Induce Diseases of the Spine! 
No more Suffering from Hernia. 
u Eureka.” We have found it. A per- 
fect Tries for $3. The u Eureka ” Badi- 
cai Cure Truss, Manufactured and sold by THE 
EUREKA MEDICAL INSTITUTE, is pronounced by 
all physicians and ruptured persons who have seen and 
worn it, to bo the most perfect Truss ever invented. 
Many persons who have worn the Eureka Truss for a 
while, nave been thoroughly cured of Hernia, and now 
wear no Truss of any kind. 
This Truss was Patented May 11, 1869, and is the most 
efficacious, lightest, and cheapest, ever offered to the pub- 
lic. It possesses the following advantages over every other 
Truss: ' 
1. It can be worn at night as well as during the day. 
2. It will retain the rupture easily and where no metal 
spring Truss can possibly do it. 
3. It will neither chafe nor annoy in the least. 
4. It is a complete abdominal supporter. 
5. It causes no pressure on the spine as do all metal 
Trusses. 
6. All danger of spinal diseases and paralysis, so often 
induced by other Trusses, is completely avoided by wear- 
ing the Eureka. 
>7. It will effect a Radical Cure in many cases, if worn 
as directed. The tendency of the central pad, or cushion, 
being to cause a callosity, or hardening of the skin, which 
will enable the patient to dispense with the use of any 
Truss. Rupture or Hernia can be cured with as much 
ease and certainty as a broken limb, but it is as useless to 
attempt to cure Rupture with a Truss that can not be 
worn night as well as day, or one that will not retain the MEDICAL GLIDE. 
311 
Hernia completely and constantly until adhesion is per- 
fected, as it would be to cure a broken arm or leg by strip- 
ping off the splints and bandages and moving the broken 
parts every few hours ; but as a broken bone will begin to 
knit or heal in about eight or nine days, if held securely 
together that length of time, so in most, we may say in 
nearly all cases of Rupture, cures will be effected, if the 
pressure is retained constantly and invariably the same. 
8. It weighs less than any other Truss. 
9. It can not be displaced by accident or any movement 
of the body. 
10. It is so snug and compact as not to show through the 
clothing. 
11. It does not interfere with business or pleasure. 
12. It will wear longer than any other. 
13. It has none of the clumsy, heavy springs common to 
other Trusses. 
14. Being so light, it is admirably adapted for women and 
children. 
15. Perspiration or exhalation from the body can not in- 
jure it in the least. 
The success and universal satisfaction given by the 
Eureka Truss, as well as the great number of radical cures 
they have effected, fully justify the confident predictions 
made, and have demonstrated the fact that Eupture can 
be surely cured without suffering or annoyance, and with- 
out the danger of incurring spinal disease or paralysis, 
often caused by the severe pressure of Metal Spring Trusses 
and Supporters. 
The superiority of these instruments over all others ad- 
mits of no argument. Their perfect adaptability to all 
kinds of rupture, and the effectual relief of abdominal 
weakness, is apparent to all upon the slightest examination. 
It is worn without any inconvenience whatever. There 
are no springs to press on and weaken the back. But it is 
so adapted as to be a perfect support to the spine, and is a 
positive comfort to the wearer, instead of an annoyance aa 
all others are. 
REMARKS. 312 
THE MAGIC WAND AStD 
Truss'for single rupture, plain, each $3 00 
“ double “ “ “ 3 50 
“ single “ extra. “ 4 00 
“ double “ “ “ 5 00 
“ single “ super “ 7 00 
“ double “ “ “ 8 00 
The differences in prices are owing solely to the dif- 
ferent cost of the materials and finish. The best is gen- 
erally considered the cheapest, but we have graduated 
prices so as to suit all purses. All the above are made 
precisely on the same model, and will do precisely the 
same work ; but the higher cost ones are the handsomest, 
most comfortable, and most durable. 
The EUREKA TRUSS will be sent to any part of the 
country, freight paid, on receipt of price; ' 
DIRECTIONS.—When ordering please state on which 
side is the rupture, or if on both sides, the exact distance 
between the ruptures ; also the measurement around the 
pelvis, and what priced Truss is desired. 
N. B.—Each Truss sold has the name of the Patentee 
stamped upon it. 
REFERENCES. 
We refer, by permission, to the following well known 
and eminent Physicians, resident in New York and else- 
where, who recommend and use in their practice “The 
Eureka Truss ”: 
PRICES. 
J. 0. Nott, M. D. 
Wabnek A. Williams, M. D. 
Thos. E. McLaughlin, M.D. 
Fbancis B. Weismann, M. D. 
J. Mabion Simms, M. D. 
James W. O’Reilly, M. D. 
Ebed. T. Schneider, M. D. 
K. E. Konowsky, M. D. 
Thos. A. Emmet, M. D. 
John R. McGowan, M. D. 
Richabd E. Toscani, M. D. 
John G. McVicar, M. D. 
Wm. A. Bodenhamer, M. D. 
Adolphe Viennot, M. D. 
TESTIMONIALS. 
We will here give a few testimonials from parties who 
have used the “ Eureka Truss,” and have kindly expressed 
their opinion of its merits : . MEDICAL GUIDE. 
313 
From L. H. Gardner, 281 Lake Street, Chicago. 
“The Truss came duly to hand, per express, and my 
friend is delighted with it. He has tried many varieties, 
and was never before suited. He was in the depths of 
despondency; now he is in high spirits and unites with 
you in the exclamation ‘ Eureka’ ; ‘ 1 have found it.’ Yes! 
found what I have for years been looking for—a perfect 
Truss.” 
From B. H. Van Rensselaer, Albany, N. Y. 
“My experience in Trusses had been so uniformly dis- 
couraging, that I dreaded trying another, but my'phy- 
sician, Dr. Slocum, recommended yours so strongly, that 
I was over persuaded, and I can’t express to you how 
delighted I am with your Eureka Truss; it is so easy, 
and holds up the rupture so nicely, there is no getting 
away from it; it is always in place, I may hop, skip, or 
jump, it makes no difference ; I wear it next to my skin, 
night and day, and half the time I forget that I have a 
truss on. The inventor of your Truss is a benefactor to 
his race.” 
From Oshkosh, Wisconsin. 
One of our agents thus writes: “ I sold a Eureka three 
weeks ago to a i\ir. Bentley, a farmer, who lives near here. 
He is perfectly satisfied with it, and said to me that he 
would recommend the Eureka with such fervor and holy 
zeal, that only one who has suffered his disappointments 
can understand. He also made the encouraging (?) re- 
mark that 20 out of every 100 are ‘ thus,’ and that nearly 
all are dissatisfied with their present Truss!” 
From Dr. T. K. Olney, Baltimore, Md. 
“A patient of mine, Mr. Blauvelt, a merchant, formerly 
of your State, has been ruptured many years, and has tried 
every Truss he ever heard of without success. He even 
paid twenty-five dollars for a so-called radical cure Truss 
sold in New York. He was perfectly disgusted with it. 
He said he felt as though he was screwed up in a vice, and 
he cast it one side, declaring that if he had got to die, he 
might as well die from strangulation as from having the 
breath squeezed out of his body. I finally induced him to 
try one of your Eureka Radical Cure Trusses, and he de- 
clares that now he feels like a new man. He has no fears 314 
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of any ‘ letting out,’ and can attend to his daily duties with 
scarce a thought of his misfortune.” 
From F. B. Sawyer, Buffalo, N. Y. 
“The Eureka Truss you sent me fits admirably and is a 
great relief. I have worn a Truss of nearly every patent 
issued, hut never was suited until now, and I consider your 
Truss far superior to any.” 
From James H. Moulton, Pittsburg, Pa. 
“Your Truss gives entire satisfaction. It does awav 
with that terrible pressure on the back and spine which 
has caused so many spinal complaints.” 
From George R. Whately, Cleveland, Ohio. 
“ I have worn your Truss now for a week, night and day, 
and it has given me the greatest satisfaction. My old 
Truss was continually slipping out of place, but this stays 
just where you put it.” 
From J. M. Stillwell, M. D., Chicago, 111. 
•‘Your Trusses give great satisfaction to my patients, 
they are so neat and cleanly. Mr. Follansbee, the gentle- 
man I wrote about when I sent my last order, thinks he 
will soon be cured by his Eureka Truss, as the cuticle 
over the part affected is becoming callous.” 
From T. P. Austin, M. D., Louisville, Ky. 
“Inclosed find $7.50 for one of your nicest Eureka 
Trusses. I want it for a lady whose husband has already 
paid out hundreds of dollars for Trusses, but she derives 
no relief. I recommended to her one of your Radical Cure 
Trusses, believing, from my experience with them, that it 
was just what she required. Send one for the left side, 30 
inches around.” 
i From F. G. Thorne, Brooklyn, N. Y. 
“I took a warning from one of my neighbors, R. L. 
Dodge, Esq., No. 65 Livingston Street, and have got one 
of your highly recommended Trusses, and now I do feel 
safe; no fears of strangulation. Mr. Dodge wore one of 
the old-fashioned spring Trusses, which so often get out 
of place. On jumping out of a stage, ono day, his spring 
Truss became displaced. He thought it of no great con- 
sequence. He could arrange it when he got home. The 
next day he was obliged to remain in bed. Some time MEDICAL GUIDE. 
315 
after, strangulation set in, and twenty-four hours later he 
was a corpse. Had he worn a ‘Eureka Radical Cure 
Truss,’ a valuable life would have been saved.” 
Prom P. 0. Pritchard, Utica, N. Y. 
“ I am thankful to get one of your Trusses at last. You 
don’t know the comfort it lias been tome. I have been 
wearing a Truss made of shirred rubber, and it got so 
stretchy as not to hold worth a cent, and also became very 
sticky, from the heat of the body melting the rubber. 
Three cheers for the Eureka, I say.” 
From Albert Scott, Peoria, 111. 
“My medical adviser, Dr. Guichard, advised me to get 
a Eureka Truss, and I finally got one, as I had to make a 
change. The one I had cost me fifteen dollars, and was a 
clumsy, uncomfortable thing, indeed. It bulged right out, 
and anybody could see that I had on a Truss. Now I wear 
one of yours, and it’s splendid. It takes up little room, 
and can not be perceived through the clothing. I would 
not part with it for ten times its cost, if I could not get 
another.” 
From I. R. Robinson, 281 Henry Street, New York. 
“I have been ruptured over twenty years, and have 
worn all kinds of Trusses, cheap and dear, the dear one 
costing me twenty-three dollars. I did not, could not, 
wear it a week. Two weeks ago I heard of your Truss, 
and immediately procured one, and I never wish for any 
other. I have worn it night and day, and it works to a 
charm,. I shouldn’t know I had a Truss on, it feels so 
easy, and I never saw a Truss which would hold up the 
rupture so effectually as yours. Success to your enterprise, 
I say.” 
From an eminent Hospital Surgeon, Dr. P. F. Morton. 
“ After the experience of months, patients testify 
strongly to its efficacy, as well as to the ease and freedom 
from inconvenience with which it is worn. With superior 
advantages, it possesses in a high degree all the! requisites 
and qualifications claimed for other Trusses. I have no 
hesitation in regarding the Eureka Truss as the best ever 
invented for the relief and cure of Hernia. 
Manufactured and sold Wholesale and Retail by “ The 
Eureka Medical Institute,” 29 Broadway, New York. THE MAGIC WAND AND 
SPECIAL NOTICE! 
J3P“ Correspondents would oblige us, and 
serve themselves by writing their names, the 
name of their Town, County and State plainly, 
■o that errors may be avoided. Our address is 
“THE EUREKA MEDICAL INSTITUTE,” 
No. 29 Broadway, New York. 
All Correspondence will be returned, if 
10 desired by the person writing to us. 
Idp’No second person is permitted to sec our 
correspondence, so that communications are 
sure to be held sacred between us and th« 
persons writing. 
Letters requiring an answer must in- 
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ftSgPSend money only in a registered let- 
ter or money order. It will cost you only 
ten cents extra, and any postmaster will fur- 
nish it. Be sure and address us only as above. Index 
A. 
Abdominal Supporters, Im- 
portance of 166 
Abstemiousness, Total 59 
Abscesses and their Cure ..218 
Acuauncturation, Matured 219 
Advice to Males 8 
“ “ Females 16 
Afflicted, Advice to the— 168 
Alteratives 58 
Alloys, Secretof 95 
Ale, How to Brew 302 
Animals Plants, Stones, etc 97 
Anatomy Treatise on 170 
Ants, Rabies in 298 
Animalculas, Where found ..187 
Arabian breath Purifier 159 
Aroma, The Olympian 160 
Artificial Gold, How to make 95 
Atrophy, Causes of 184 
33 
Balm of Vitality 22 
Balsam of Honey 295 
“ Carminative 298 
Beds ...169 
Beauty, Ideas of. 56 
Beetles and Moths, To trap 56 
Benedicts 28 
Bibarv ducts of the Liver..276 
Bi d Trick. Ilow to do the. .116 
Bladder, Stone in the 33 
“ Irritation of the... 417 
“ Treatise on the 
172, 221 
I Bladder, irritability of the.,.222 
“ Paralysis of the 222 
“ Inflammation of..222 
Blacking, To make Liquid..290 
“ “ “ Japan....90 
Blindness, Cure for 74 
Blood oi the Basilisk loi 
“ “ “ Civet Cat 101 
“ Impurity of the 167 
Blowing-book, How made..107 
Boots, flow made water 
proof 83 
Bottle, The inexhaustible... 118 
Body, Food in the 299 
Bouquet, How to Preserve.,308 
Brain, Its connection with 
M ind 7 
Breakfast Steak 288 
Brew Ale, How to 302 
Bride Cake, A tieh 303 
Brick for Walls, an im- 
proved 76 
Breaths, flow to purify the. 159 
Butler’s Great Cure 103 
O 
Cancers, Description of 76 
“ Bone 71 
*• Exciting cause of.. 68 
“ Fibrous- 72 
“ Fissure 69 
“ Kose 69 
“ Sleepy 71 
“ Spider 70 
“ Wolf 71 
“ How to cure. ...62, 74 II 
Cat’s Guts 103 
Catarrh 73,279 
Cattle, Fowls, &c 81 
Cats and Dogs, How to be- 
witch 88 
Celesiial Magic 103 
Caution 287, 308, 297 
Cement, Alasting 292 
“ Receipt for East 
Indian - 307 
Cephalic Snuff 50 
Child Bearing, Period of— 83 
Chickens, To roast without 
fire 87 
Chickens made to roast 
themselves 87 
Child, New born. 94 
Chills and Fever, How 
cured 168 
Charms. Spells and Incan- 
tations 92 
Charms against linious 
Beasts 92 
Charms against Trouble... 92 
Charms against Enemies... 92 
Ch:rms against Peiils by 
Fire and Water 93 
Charms to know your future 
HU'band or Wife 93 
Charmed Love Letters 93 
Cholera Drops 95 
Civet Cat, Strait Gut of the.100 
Cleanliness, Importance of. 57 
Climate. Advantage of 
Change of 59 
Cloth. Watt r Proof 293 
Coin Melted in a Nut Shell. .119 
Colt, To saddle a .217 
Compound, French 62 
Combustion in Water 115 
Competence lor all 121 
Consump ion, Nature and 
Cnre'of 75,147 to 151 
Convulsions 266 
Copal Tarnish, How to 
make 293 
Copyright 2 
INDEX. 
Coquetry....... 66 
Corns, Sure Remedy for ... 75 
Corpus Spongiosum. The...197 
Costiveness, How cured—162 
Cordial, A Nervous 84 
Cough Mixture lor Infants..229 
Crops, How to double 81 
Crumpets. Recipe for 393 
Cure for Epilepsy 57 
Cures, Wonderful 103 
Curious Thing, A 89 
ID 
Dancing Card, The 112 
Dandies 26 
Deafness, Cure for 74 
Dead Trees, How to revive 81 
Democritus, Sayings ol—102 
Detersive Essence 298 
Development of the Breast.265 
Diagnosis of Disease 83 
! Diarrhea Mixmre 32 
Diabetes 73 
Diet 62 
I Disinfectant. A good 56 
I Diseases of Genital Organs 
| 133 to 140 
Dogs Tongue 101 
Dogs, How to tame ugly.. .101 
Dropsy 73 
Dropsy of the Belly 260 
Dropsical Diseases 255 
Dreams, To cause various. 84 
Drunkenness, How Cured.. 87 
Dyspepsia, Remedy for 85 
Dyspepsia, Treatment of 
...... 140 to 145 
E 
East Indian Conjuror, (cut).250 
Ebony. To imitate 292 
Eggs," To change fifty into 
one 87 
Elixir of Life 309 INDEX. 
III 
Emissions, Nocturnal 
46, 44. 74, 48 
Embalming, New Method of 77 
Enchanted'Egg Bag 107 
Engraving on Steel and 
Copper 131 
Epilepsy, Sure cure for. .57, 73 
Eruptions 75, 220 
Essentials Oils, How ob- 
tained...., 291 
Exercise During Pregnancy 61 
Excesses, Youthful. 69 
Expectorant, A valuable... 57 
Eyes, What they indicate... 58 
Eyes, To change the color 
of the 84 
IF 
Face, How made clear 84 
Face, How to Alter the. .85, 88 
Falling of the Womb, Sure 
cure for 74, 166 
Fascination, The art of 99 
Features, Changing the Hu- 
man (cut) 180, 85 
Felons. Remedy for 76 
Females, Advice to 14 
Females, Weaknesses 230 
Fire, IIow to handle it 84 
Fire, How to eat it 112 
Fire-proof, To make Build- 
ings 293 
Fish. How to catch 81 
Fish, How to Fry them in 
Paper 87 
Fits,Convulsions or Spasms.266 
Flies, To drive off 75 
Flirts, How to tell ihem 28 
Fluor Albus, or Whites 237 
For and against Marriage, 
Reasons 57 
Fork-fish. Use of the roe of.102 
Frosting for Cakes 305 
Fruitful Months, The most.. 55 
Furniture Polish, How to 
make 291 
Future Husbands, Fortune 
of 95 
g- 
Gas Candle, The 110 
Gay Girls, How to tell them 27 
Genital Organs, Their .Na- 
ture 50 
Genito-Urinary System, Dis- 
eases of 207 
General Information 133 
German Silver, How made. 97 
Gilding by Dissolving Gold.307 
Ginger-snaps 288 
Ginger Bread, Receipts for. 78 
Glass, To Paint on. 291 
Glass, To Gild 307 
Gleet, Remedy for 203 
Glove turned into a Bird. ...117 
Glue, Recipe for Liquid 290 
Gold, How to make Imita- 
tion 95 
Gold, How to make Jew- 
elers’ 96 
Gold, How to make Pinch- 
beck 9£ 
Gold, How to Increase the 
Weight of 97 
Grains of Knowledge 54 
Grass, Clover and Mush- 
rooms, How raised 82 
Green Sickness, How cured235 
Grey Hair, To remove 75 
Gun Cotton. How made 108 
Gun Trick, The ....113 
Gun Barrels. To brown 290 
Gut of the Civet Cat, Rare 
virtues of 100 
Guts of the Wolf 103 
H 
Hair, Treatise on the 58 
Hair-curling Fluid 75 
Hair, How to restore 273 IV 
Hams, A new way to cure. .292 
Hands, How to clean 
stained 292 
Heart Diseases, How to 
avoid 167 
Heart Cakes, Recipe for 3i4 
Helmont on Toads 108 
Henbane and HemlockJuicelOo 
Hermes, The Sayings of.. .105 
Hermopluodites 16 
Hindoo Miracles, Secrets of.116 
Hindoo Sorcerer, Portrait 
of (cut) 274 
Hippomanes, The Nature of. 101 
Hoarseness. Remedy for.. .305 
Honey Recipe, Account of 
the 121 
Horses, Secret of Taming..226 
Horses, To make them lie 
down 227 
Horses, To relieve from 
Flies 228 
Horses, To prevent bottsin.226 
Horses,To cure Galled Backs 
of .. 228, 294 
Horses, Remedy lor strains 
in 228 
Horses. Lotion for Sprains, 
Bruises, etc 229 
Hounds Tongue, Uses of 101 
Human Features, How to 
change the 85 
Human Face, To make it 
grow 86 
Human Anatomy 170 
Hydrocele. Nature of and 
remedy lor 74, 218 
T 
Ice. To make it in a red-hot 
vessel 110 
Idiocy, Cause of 41 
Images, How hung in the 
air 88 
Impotence, Causes and cure 
Of 12,13 
INDEX 
Imitation Silver and Gold, 
Hpw made 96 
Information, Important— 33 
Inks, How to make eight 
colors .109, 293 
Insanity, Causes of 36.41 
Introductory Remarks ’ 6 
Invisible Springs, The 113 
Ivory, To Whiten 292 
J 
Japan Ink, Recipe for 293 
Japan. Recipe for Black 290 
| Jews’ Harp. Theory of......Ill 
Jumbles, How to make—288 
Jump, How to make a Per- 
son 107 
Kicking Horse, How to 
drive a 226 
1 Raneys, Inflammation Qf. .168 
j Kidneys, Treatise on the... 17 
King’s Evil, How cured 245 
j Knife in Cancer Cure 64 
| Knives and Razors, How to 
| harden 289 
Knives and Razors, Paste 
for Sharpening 293. 83 
Kisses, Kind Women love 
best 119 
Hi 
Lamps, Candles, Images, 
etc 99 
Lawrence on Physiology... 192 
Leather, To make it wear.. 80 
Leaden Tree, To prepare 
the . .289 
Lemon Candy, Recipe for. .305 
Letters, How to renew old.. 88 
Leucorrhea or Whites, Cure 
for 74 Light, How made to turn 
Power 87 
Liniment, A stimulating. .. .307 
Liver Pills 300 
Liver and its Diseases. .274,278 
Liver, The, and its associate 
organs 278 
Living Bodies 56 
Living Creatures 88 
Lost and Hidden articles... 82 
Lovers, Advice to 24 
Love Letter Charm 94 
Love Philter, A sure 101 
Lying-in-Beds 162 
JVT 
Maccaroons, Italian 305 
Magic, Power of. 78 
*• Nosegay Ill 
“ Ring . lir 
“ Annihilator 158 
“ Seals Rings and 
Images 294 
Magical Confections 99 
“ Colors 110 
Magician in his Palace. The 82 
“ and Necromancer. 106 
Magician’s Snowball,The...115 
Magnetic iron 77 
Males. Advice to 8 
Marriage, Road to 9 
" Statistics of 31 
“ and Poetry 55 
Married, To tell when one 
will be. 95 
Married and Single 54 
Matrimonial Regrets 57 
Meat, To preserve 306 
Medias. Love Philter of 100 
Mental Faculties 7 
Menses, Suppression of the.231 
“ Immoderate flow of 
232 60 
Menses, Difficult and” Painful 
233 59 
Menses, Cessation of the...284 
INDEX, 
Menses, Causes of Laborious 59 
“ Diseases of the 230 
Mercury, How changed into 
Gold 96 
Metals, The Precious 95 
Milk, How to strengthen it 61 
" and Butter, How to 
increase 80 
Miniature River on Fire 112 
Mildew. How prevented 294 
Mole, Teeth of the 102 
Morbid Growths 66 
Muffins 303 
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Nature’s Poetry for the 
Hair 159 
Necromancy, How per- 
formed. 106 
Nervous Females 75 
Notice, Particular 2 
Notice to our Readers, 301, 316 
Nurse, The best 61 
Nursing, Advice to Womenl61 
Nutrition Tubes 56 
O 
Obstructions 54 
Olden Superstitions 97 
Olympian Aroma 160 
Oil, A new kind of , 292 
Opera Glass, The card in 
the 118 
Is 
Palace of the Ancient Magi..20fi 
Pancakes, Receipts for 3'>4 
Paper of Magic Leaf. 77 
“ that will holil water.. 82 
“ HoW to make lire 
proof 82 
Phantom Ship, The 104 
Piles, Nature of and how 
cured 74,161 
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Pinchbeck Gold, How made 96 
Plants. Origin of various. ..252 
Pliny on civet-cats 100 
Plum Pudding. Receipt for..304 
Poison. Remedy for 306 
Porcelain, How to gild..... .307 
Power oi the Serpent 97 
Prelare 3 
Prepuce State of the 11 
Prophyry on Spirits 104 
Profits of the Honey Recipe.124 
Prolapsus-Uteri, Cure for...166 
Prostrate Gland, The lli 
Puberty, Time of 58, 60 
Puberty, Observations on.. 199 
Quartans, Sure remedy for..mi 
R 
Rabies in Ants ...298 
Rats, Howto Exterminate.293 
Razors, How to Sharpen... 83 
Receipts, Miscellaneous 
289, 302 
Red-haired Women, Their 
Peculiarities . 55 
Remedy for Loss of Vitality. 51 
Resemblances 58 
Retention of Water, How 
Remedied 168 
Rheumatism, Nature and 
Cure of 74, 281 
Road to Marriage 2i 
Rocket FLh, Virt ue of the. .103 
Room, To make it seem on 
lire 86 
Rush of Blood 75 
Rupture, Sure cure for 310 
S 
Salt Changed into Sugar....117 
Salmon. How to dry 306 
Scrofula, qr Kings Evil..73, 245 | 
INDEX. 
Scientific, How to become..145 
Secret oi Beauty 151, 286 
secuctine. Membrane of the.101 
Seminal Vescicles, The 188 
Seminal Weakness 36 
Seminal Secretions 38 
Seed Cake 79 
Serpents, Power oftlie 97 
Serpents, Chemical Produc- 
tion of 182 
Ship in the Air, Apparition 
of 83 
Shampoo Liquor 94 
Shoulder-braces, Advantage 
of 163 
SirAstley Cooper 179 
Silver, How to make 96 
Skin, Color of the 58 
Skittish Horses, How to 
cure 227 
Smoke of Lamp-oil, To pre- 
vent .293 
SmallTalk 25 
Snuff, To make Cephalic 307 
Sorcerers, and Art of Magic 99 
Souls of the Dead. How 
called forth 106 
Sorcery and Alchemy 106 
Sponge Cake 305 
Spleen 277 
Spasms 266 
Spermatic Arteries, The 176 
Spermatozoa. The 188 
Steel, How to preserve 291 
Stone in the Bladder 33 
Stehlin Prof., Story by 41 
Stammering, Cure for 74 
Stinking-Glad win, How used 
to catch fish 81 
Stolen Articles, How to re- 
cover 82 
St. Anthony’s Fire, Sure 
cure for ioi 
Strait Gut of the Civet Cat, 
Virtues of 100 
Strictures, How avoided and 
I cured 207 Suckling, Advice to Wo- 
men 61 
Sugar, Maple, To extract 
the Juice of 306 
Swelled Face, How pro- 
duced 88 
Sword Cure, The 101 
Sympathetic Lamp, A magic 
trick 109 
System, Iriitability of the. .206 
Syringe, The best for Fe- 
males 301 
T 
Tainted Beef, How restored.306 
Temper. Effects of bad... . 67 
Testimonials in favor of 
Honey Receipt .. 126 
Toad, Wonderful Sorceries 
of the red ....101 
Toads, Peculiarities of....%103 
Tongue of the chameleon, 
Properties of 102 
Tonsils, Cure for inflamed. .306 
Trade, a most lucrative 127 
Tree, to prepare the leaden 289 
“ “ •• “ silver.289 
“ “ “ tin 289 
Trees and Shrubs, Origin oi255 
*• How to multiply.. .. 89 
Trusses for Rupture, The 
only sure 310 
Tumors, Malignant.., 67 
“ Cure for ,.. 74 
Turkish Astrologer. The 156 
Twins, How caused 65 
XT 
Ureters, Nature and uses of.172 
V 
Varicocele, Nature and 
Treatment of 217 
INDEX. 
varnish. Howto make blue 
co pa! 293 
Tarnish, How to make 
white copal .273 
Veins, The Spermatic 177 
Velvet, How to paint on. . .308 
Venemous Flesh. How usedioo 
Ventriloquism, The Art of. .229 
Vesiculse Seminales .... 45,188 
Vicar Puffed, The 114 
Vinegar, How made from 
water 291 
Vipers, Lizards, Scorpions, 
Snakes, Bites of 89 
Visitors from the Planets .. 88 
Vital Fluid, Waste of 43 
W 
Water Fr og, Tongue of the. 102 
Water Proof Boots and 
Shoes 293 
Water Proof Composition..290 
“ “ Linen and 
Cloth 290 
Wax Candles from Mutton 
Suet ,...291 
Weasel, Blood of the 100 
Wheat, How to remove 
Mildew from ,.. 294 
Whites, How cured , 237 
White-wash, To make per- 
manent. 292 
Whooping Cough, Remedy < 
for 106 
Wonderful if True 76 
“ Power of Ser- 
pents 9m 
Womb Diseases 79 2Sf 
“ Falling of the 237 
‘i Inversion of 2^0 
“ Polypi in the 241 
“ Inflammation of 242 
Wood, How made fire-proof 83 
“ “ Petrified 292 
Worms, Causes aud Cure 
for 294 
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