^cuU^^^i^n) 1/UO A^^sLs-a^L^ , y^ ^ >. • y x y ROMANCE, ISO FICTIO.Y BY CHARLES CALDWELL, M. D. l/.y -u. Fellow Citizens—I have often held intercourse with you, on the affairs of other persons individ- ually, of special associations of other individuals, and also, though less frequently, on those of the pitblic at large; but never, until now, exclusively on my own affairs. The present is my first act of that dodcription. Nor would I trouble you With it now, were I not impelled to do so, by a sense of duty to you, as well as to myself. Let me then earnestly but respectfully solicit your attention to a plain, naerutfve of a few things I have seen, done, meditated, and borne, within the lust 12 years, during wliioh I have beenaresident of the city, whose community you constitute. That you may feel therefore some affinity with it, and be on that account inclinexTto treat it with the more indulgence, allow me to tell you, at this early period of it, that the narrative, I am abont to lay before you, is to be A Genuine Tale of Louisville, in ail its essential elements, compri- sing its origin, matter, agents, and loculit) ; and that it will contain a fragment of my own auto- biography, which is also, at present, a Louisville subject. And however unetherial and common- place il may lie, at a whole, it is intended to ex- hibit an account of one fowl, which, rescuing the reader from whatever of tnorphoan monot- ony and dullness may otherwise characterize D, will, I trust, give somewhat of life and interest .to it, and just cause of astonishment and reflection to you. It will interest you, however, not because of any of its extraneous or incidental connexions or re- lations; but because of its own inherent and un- accountable strangeness and singularity—because it is believed to be DertecUy unigme—nud there- fore is as essentially fitted to gratify curiosity,as m the Eight of an amorphous, non-descript animal, wfctah the beholder has nrvjjr previously seen, and has po reason to beJieve witt ever again pre- sent itself to him. J-etme beg you, In a special manner.not to imag- ine that I consider any portion of the interest, singularity or attractiveness of the event in ques- tion to arise from it- being a scrap of iny pwn history. Re fullv assured that I do not—what* r.ver el' intercalated attractiveness it possesses be- long!" to it.- own haturr, in lis abstract, indepen- dently <>l person, time, and place. It it be int. mi tlii*- ground, worthy of your •" attention ami '•.*n*-idcruli<'», it iaiiot worjtbv »f them at all. The singularity of the event referred to, what*-■ p\ <-r may be its amount, Ik composed principally^! the cause of my separation from the Medical De- partment of the UnrrersUy of Louisville, 'trip* manner of that separation, and the maHptdasf anqV7 his character, by whose agency h was chiefly efO fected. Of these elements of the event, each Jt being in itself extraordinary and singular, they ^•^ cannot fail, when united, to form, of their kind, an aggregate nonpareil. Bat to come more inuite- dittfely to my purpose. I have beeu given to understand it, Fellow Citi- zens, to be thebeliefof inn ny, per bap* of "nearly all of you, who have ever paid any attention to the subject, that about nine mouths ago, I voluntarily .. resigned my professorship in the medical school of this city. If such be your belief it is errone- ous. I did not resign. 1 was forcibly removed, by the Board of Trustees. And the ground, manner, aud general character of my removnl constitute, I say, the event I have denominated extraordinary and unique—a deed, in its princi- ples (if itided it had any) altogether new, and in its oei.xg, unexampled in the acts,and unheard of in the history or legends of medical institutions. Is any one inclined to ask me, why 1 give publicity to the cause and manner of my separa- tion from the Medical S.hoo|,ot this period, in- stead of having done so, immediately after its occurrence? That my ground of action in th** case may be fully understood, I shall, by way of episode, reply to the question as if it were pro- posed. My silence on the subject of my removal, wheu the deed wasreceut, was owing chiefly to the following ennses. 1st. My reluctance to en - g ige iu a public exposition of any of my own personal afthirs. 2nd. My belief that the cause and mode of my removal would reach the pub- lic through some other channel. 3rd. My in - soppresstble excitement and deep indignation on the suh;ect produced in me an unwillingness to trust my pen, on the occasion, lest it might »•.- sti.Hticeiy, and without my conscious net*, intro- duce iuto the narrative of my injuries and wrongs, some forms of expression improper im- their emanation from me, however just might he their application to the offrtiding nl.jtctt of them. 4fh- Not long after my removal from my Chair f If ft home, spent some time i" a neighboring Slate intensely engaged in a ':>:sh uuu 'tifrM ». I„r mferprise, and, ..s fur as possible, throw from mv miiid'lhe odious remembrance of the outrage ' Secret leading Masons fjr not having told this "Tale" six or eight months ago And the following are my principle ones for telling it ^MThave been requested lo tell it.—2nd. I have not, until vAv lately, had any just coir* ception of the extent of the error hi relation to the subject of it, which actually exists—an ex- tent which I verily believe never would have existed, had not pains been taken, not merely to smother the truth respecting it. by silence and Secrecy; but by the artjul propagation of msidi- *. it ny design !*> i-.-i.iv from the cliair 1 held o u:ijii-t and injurious to iiie-wio matter b\ whom, or on what groiin.i, it might bo nicliutod or attempted. Bit, a- in* aucli cise-., uuMisjucioiu men too often or. , to tboir disuppointineut and detriment, if im: to their runt, I uf>(l. And that, at that period, or sooner, if I $ could, 1 would certainly resign my chair, for the purpose of devoting, subsequently, the whole of my time to the composition of a work (dr*signed to hi* posthumous) iu winch 1 was engaged. In oppos'tion to my proposal, thus submitted, au I distinctly uu icrstool, no n.armur being uttered, nor the *ha,'o*v of an objection to it made, I considered the difficulty adjusted and put to rest, and that the tenure of my chair, until March, InV.1, whs secure. The reason is plain. Ttrt or th ec years, subsequently to .March, 1-17, extend to March, lt?50, as certainly as they do to March, 1849. And, according to my compact with the trustees, it was optional wiih me to resign my professorship at either term—thnt of March, 1 c*4U or of March, lt">0. 1 doIV the ingenuity and cavils of tho whole hu- man "rac" to put, in consistency with uprightae** and truth, any other construction on ttie phrase- o.ogy of the compii-t. But such is not the con- strut lion that .-.iite-i (he notion ot tho board of t'r i.-lee.—-for what reason, <»oi and them.-elv*-*i ouiy know. And no r-a-ou on ri<** subject hu*. v ' i'*en rendered hy them. Nor do 1 bolieve ^J i'... Ihv w*H render jii — ''ocaub-* they po^i.. i ^ J .none, which tiny themselves deem valid—or even specious. ... .1 Thev did not disingenuously deny that ttie terms and conditions 1 have here stated were the terms and conditions of the compact ; nor did thev evasively pretend to have forgotten them. Ou'the contrary, they expressly acknowledged the correctness' of my account of the whole transaction, as I have here detailed it. But thev could not be induced to admit, that the conversational interview I had held with them amounted to a bona fide and binding compact- but to a mere parlance negotiation, which might or might not be deemed obligatory, according to circumstances. "Very true;" said I, "but what are the 'circuni- Btances,' according to which one party to a ne- gotiation usually contends that a verbal contract may, at option, be complied with or rejected?" . The answer is easy. They constitute precisely the.relative oondilion which existed at the time, between the board and myself The Trustees were numerous and I was alone; they were the framors of the laws (the by-laws of the Univer- sity) by which alone my cause could be decided. 1 And they were to be, on my trial, the accusers, informers, pleaders, judges and jurors, by whose Jiat I was to be acquitted or cond med. Hence, they were, in all respects, the stronger and I the weaker party. Such was the array of "circumstances," un- der the influence of which my compact with the Board of Trustees was, at their option, *o be ad- mitted or repudiated. And they, as rulers, se- lected the same alternative which arbitrary rul- ers whether of Schools, States, or Empires rare- ly fail to select. They interpreted the circum- stances, in their own favor; and, like other offi- cers, fond of influence, and free from responsibili- ty, they felt and appreciated power, and not on- ly forgot right, but arbitrarily subverted it—and that is the most rational comment their conduct admits. The final remarks, respecting the com- pact, submitted by me then lo the Board, were, in substance, tantamount to those which 1 shall now respectfully submit to the public. Let the compact I observed, be judged of, in tl e High » ourt of Heaven, or in any court on earth, where justice and equity prevail, and it will be held and pronounced as valid, as if, when nego- tiated, it had been committed to paper, signed, sealed, witnessed and formally recorded. And, what I then said, and have now repeated, the following statement will irreversibly ratify, in the sight of God, and of every enlightened and fair- minded reader. Finding the Board of Trustees thus hopelesslv stubborn in their resolution, and inflexible iii their course, I determined, in my contest with them, to intrench myself on ground, where noth- ing but arbitrary and tyrannical force could reach me. And I further determined, that, at Bome expedient time, I would subnrt our con- test to the judgment of the community. Hitherto, I have refrained from carrying my determination into effect. But, possessing no valid cause of longer concealment, I now dis- close the measure 1 resorted to, which was as fol- lows: I communicated to the Board my positive resolution not to resign my professorship, except on one of the two following provisos: 1st. That my resignation should not take * effect until a specified day, in March, 1*50 Or, in case of that measure being unacceptable; 2nd. That 1 should be admitted to a public ial, rwfore a tribunal composed of accuser; and examiners, and u body of competent and unpru- judiced judges; and, in case of failure to acquit myself, on any point or points, pertaining to the Institutes of Medicine, or Medical jurisprudence (the subjects, on which it was my province to deliver instruction) as fully and ubly, as could the most enlightened and popular of my col- leagues, 011 uny of the subjects of his profes- sorship—then would 1 forthwith resign my chair, and no further complain—or in any way trouble them. Both of these proposals the BoarJ rejected— an utterly unrighteous and lawless-act, which ..lone furnished tcslimony abundantly conclu- sive of their determination to eject me from my chair, regardless of the subsequent effects on medical science, the school, my family, or my- self. The refusal to me, by the Board, of the trial 1 called for, I have pronounced ••unrighteous and lawless." And, to heighten the tone and strengthen the whole character of my allegation on the subject, I unhesitatingly add, that noth- ing more "unrighteous and lawless," in princi- ple, presents itself to an indignant world, in the whole desolating train of barbarities, inflicted by Austria, on the people of Hungary. 1 say "in principle" not in atrocity. My reason for say- ing so is irresistable. It was the denial of a right, recognized and granted, in every country, where a single trace of freedom exists. And that swells and aggravates, in a manifold degree, its denial in our own country, the only abode of genuine freedom—where even the vagabond and the felon find, in^a trial, by enlightened and civilized free- meif, a secure asylum from tyranny and wrong. Yet, to one, who during a protracted lifetime, had, faithfully and zealously, devoted all his powers to the duties of one of the most bene- ficient and useful of professions, was the highest privilege of that asylum denied, ty a body of men, who were virtually indebted to him, for the very power they employed to his oppression and injury. For, had not I established the Medi- cal Institute, from which arose the University of Louisville, never, of course, would the body of men referred to have been invested with the gov- ernment of the Medical Department, or of any other Department of that institution. Through honors and privileges therefore vir- tually conferred on them, by myself, have they, for the gratification of some propensity, sinister in itself, and apart from either sound principle, necessity, or any imaginable form of usefulness, deeply and permanent ly wronged and injured me. In truth, whatever may be their relations to the other Professors of thv University, and whatever may be their feelings toward mo, on account of the sentiments I am about to express; academi- cally speaking, they are the creatures of my in- fluence—and their unfeeling and unnatural con- duct compels me to add, and justifies me, in do- ing so, that they are a perverse and rebellious offspring turned tyrants and marauders against their progenitor. But, in refusing to institute the trial, requested of them in the spirit of a challenge, the Board acted with policy—if not uprightness. They had in view the attainment of a favorite object. And they well knew that, should the trial take place, they would be frustrated in that view, by the overthrow and disgrace of my prosecutors and examiners—and that their own cup of mor- tification would be wormwood. However boastful and self-sufficient cavilera and condemned may pronounce the following .1 assertion, I notwithstanding make it fearlessly md proudly, that, in such a trial, no physician in the United States, would hazard his reputation, by becoming one of my examiners—I having the privilege to reciprocate the process by an exami- nation of him. Nor need 1 reveal the cause of his reluctance—To those who know me it is no secret. To them therefore, let the curious on the subject. If any such there be, apply for in- formation. When I requested to lie apprized of the charge or charges, prefer ed against me by the Board of Trustees, as the ground on which I was to be dismissed from the chair I had oo long, and, as I had believed, satisfactorily occupied 1 The on- ly answer returned to me was, that 1 was thought to be "too old." None of the gentle- men, (as, several years before, Professor Yandell had maliciously and mendaciously done) declar- ed me disqualified for the duties of a public teacher, by the decay of my faculties either cor- poral or mental. They acknowledged, on the contrary that I still possessed them in abundant soundness, strength, and activity. Such at least was the promptly uttered acknowledgement of several individual members, to whom I specially addressed myself on the subject. Some of them even expressed themselves more strongly in my vindication, by asserting their belief, that I was instrumental in attracting to the school a much greater number of pupils, than any of my cot- leagues; and furthermore, that my name and autograph, affixed to their diplomas, were far more highly valued, by the graduates of the institu- tion, than those of any of the other Processors. To scores moreover, if not hundreds of persons, other than Trustees, graduates had made do-. clarations to the same effect. Nor is this all. When, to strike down the falsehoods of Dr Yandell and his co-operators, three sets of high- ly laudatory and strongly expressed resolutions respecting my lectures, spontaneously left with me, by our three last classes of graduates, wore exhibited by me to the Trusrees, several of them acknowledged to myself, that they believed them to be true. Notwithstanding however all these testimo- nials in my favor, and various others to the same purport, which I could easily adduce (and not a single whisper against me, except from the slanderous tongues of Yandell and Com- pany,) the Board at length removed me from my chair, and at the same sitting, offered to my acceptance an Honorary Degree!! An "Honorary Degree" in medicine, proffered to me, by a body of men, the very existence of whose academical honors is a creation of my own!—This was indeed not even a propitiatory "sop to Cerberus"—No, it was a solemn mocke- ry. A memorable exemplification of the poet's "world inverted,,, "Wherein the foot, designed the soil to tread, "Or hand to toil, aspired to be the head'." As a matter of course, the offer was promptly and haughtily rejected—the rejection being ac- companied by a declaration, characterized by the same air and tone, that the Trustees had nothing, either to retain themselves, or offer to others, that, to me, could bo an Honor—That all my honors, whatever might be their amount and value; and whether, in their nature, profession- al, scientific, or literary, were possessions of my own creating—and that it was beyond the power of the Board, to augment, diminish, or, tn »ny way, affect them. And I was ou the verge of subjoining the sentiment just expressed—that every ncudemical attribute of tho Board wh*> an ■*—- iinatiatwn ftom my* have been the work of u body of men, iu other respects so sound iu chancier and high in stand- ing, as are the Board of Trustees, constitutes mi enigma, whose solution is referred to casuist.-. and expounders far other than myself. Iu u task so repulsive, herculean, and hopeless, I shall not engage. As soon would I undertake the noisome defecation of the Augean Stables. The greatest marvel involved in the transac tion of my removal from my chair, is, nut that the deed has been done, and done iu so reprehen- sible a manner; but that it has been done by such a body of men—a body consisting, as the Board of Trustees does, of two judges, two lawyers, and I know not how many fervid and fierce pro- fessing christians. To induce such a body ot men, deliberately and officially, to commit on the feeling and fortune of an individual of any description, such irremediable havoc, as tha Trustees hove committed on mine, they ought to be able to defend their proceeding by reasons ir- resistible. Yet have those gentlemen (high- standing in the community as some of them are) not a single valid reason to urge in defence of their proceeding toward me, more than had • Macbeth to justify, or even palliate, his assassi- nation of the aged and innocent Duncan, his king and guest, when, in his soliloquy, he utter- ed the following agonized and half-repentant confession: " Rest let, tlii* Duncan Hath homr hu faculties «i inrefc, hath been So f.!e*r in rm gre*\ office, thai his virtoes Will plran like ansela. trumpet tongue.t, arain t 1 he d««p damnation of hi- taking off." G for I can with perfect truthfulness declare, that, in the mouth of April, I.--I-'. I was as I rec from the slightest degree of wrong-doing and wrong--inlending to tiie medical school.the board .,1' trustees and the faculty of medicine, as was Duiie.-ui toward Macbeth, when the latter made the above avowal; or when he again thus ex- presses himself respecting the former: " He's here in double trust; First, as I am lis kinsman and his subject, St:ong both against the deed; then, as his hist, Who should again-d his murder shut the door, Vol bear the Unite myself." Vol, under all these agravations was my re- moval perpetrated ! I am bound, however, to acknowledge that the whoie Board did not unite in the flagitious trans- action. I take peculiar pleasure in recording, without tlmir knowledge, tho exemption from it of the three following gentlemen—Messrs. Pope, llverettand Field. As far as they are concern- < 4, the administration of -he school is unsoiled iiy it. And I have been informed, through a channel, which I am unwilling to discredit, that, . had the Board, in thoir final vote, been equally divided, the President would have decided in fa- '•vor of my retaining my cliair until March, 1850. And I have been also told, (I know not whether truly,) that some of the members, who voted with the majority, have since expressed their regret for what was done. Of Professor Yandell I have spoken in this production with deep and intense, but justly merited, censure and reprobation. A few ex- pressions, however, in relation to him, I have not employed without reluctance—but I cannot say regret. Though 1 consider him in many' respects, a mass of as unqualified odium and in- iquity as I have ever known; yet wou'd the ema- nation from me, of the expressions referred to, he altogether inadmissible, were it not for the correctness of their application to him. When I adopted them, I coulu not call to my mind any others that so aptly characterized him. - Things, whether corporeal or mental, deeply and thoroughly vitiated in their nature, de- formed iu shape, and irreconcilably otF-nsive in color and odor, can be no more truthfully described by bland and pleasing words, than thev can be'accurately portrayed by a graceful and symmetrical outline, or suitably colored, and otherwise characterized by the hues of the rain- bow and the fragrance of the roie. There is an inherent and natural power of descrlptiveness and aptitude, to repreoont, in words and sounds, as well as in forms, colors and smells. Hence, I deem it less faulty in a writer to employ, under given circumstances, unattrac- tive and even repulsive language, than to allow a gross and corrupt embodiment of perfidy, falsehood, ingratitude and treachery to roam at large, without its brand,and euact, undetected, the character of the wolf in the costume of the lamb. And when to such an incorporation is added the impiousuess of hypocrisy, our lan- guage n ;eds a new term, adequately to express the hateful product. APPENDIX. . I have stated, in the course of the preceding narrative, that the three last classes of graduates of the Medical Department of the University of Louisville (the classes of 16-17-48—and-49) spontaneously left with mo, on their departure from the city, each of them, a document highly commendatory of my courses of lectures, to which they had listened. And none of their i-ach-rs wni dcny( tim tnoae were three Qf ^ ablest and most enlightened classes, that hov« ever received the honors of the institution. The following is the document left by the last class. And, in matter, style, and tone, the two prece- ding ones are equally full, strong and decisive. Louisville, March 6er, had even one of them been heard by a single member of tho body of men, who were inexorably bent on my removal from tho School. That this was the case with the Board of Trus- tee then in office, not one of them will deny. Nor was it otherwise with tho Faculty of medi- cine; some of whom (how many I, neither know, nor shall trouble myself to inquire) were equal- ly stanch in the plot for my dismissal. Not oue of them, as I am thoroughly convinced, had heard a single didactic lecture of mine, any more than I had of hie, for many years. Except from report, therefore, they knew no more of my ability, as a public teacher, than did the rhymester's silly boy, "Who trudged along, not knowing what he souchl, "And wawlled, as he went, for waiit of thought." It was equally as necessary, therefore, for them to testify from report (if they testified st all) on the question at issue, as it was for the Board of Trustees to adjudicate from report. For, as fur as knowledge derived from their own observa- tion was concerned, both bodies were alike igno- . rant of the state of the case. Hence, it was equally necessary for both to seek information bv inquiry—if they were anxious to possess is. As the Board of Trustees, however, had before them a deed which they had dot. rmiuod to execute and as, in relation to it, they "'ere all-powerful, they, for the attainment of their end, needed no information. Hence they sought for none but pressed forwurd for the accomplishment of it,"by theauthority of laws of their own enacting; as the prodaceous animal instinctively does toward its victim, when already in sight—and its escape impossible. The members of the Faculty, however, who were self-created instruments in the ploffor my removal, needed information, or rather, some- tiling in its guise, to serve the same purpose.— And there were two sources from which they weroubundantly dextrous in the collection of it— fabrication, iu which they were master-work- mon,—and a certain class of pupils that is known to exist in every school of medicine. The first of these sources is unfortunately so common and well known, that to devote even a moment to the explanation of it would be super- fluous. But, ol the second, a brief analysis may not be amiss. It consists of those pupils who look, listen, and perhaps read; but who never actually study, and rarely think for themselves. Pupils .of this discriptiou resort to medical schools, not to attain a kuow|edge of the science of their profes- sion. For the kind and degree of mental exer- cise necessary for that attainment they possess neither taste nor talents. Their chief object in repairing to a medical school is, to acquire a smattering of medical terms and technics, and to attain the reputo of having attended lectures. Heuce they are often jocularly spoken of as tho '■rank and file pupils, who learn only the manu- al exercise ef their profession." Young gentlemen of this cast possess a sort of parasitical existence. So dependentjand J/rri- ble are their minds, that an artful and intriguing Professor may model them to his purposes and draw from them any opinion he pleases, respect- ing the stauding and merit of any one of his col- leagues. AY iih youths of this stamp and charac- ter, Dr. Yandell is always popular and influen- tial. Nor is there any doubt, that he has in- duced them,times innumerable,to assure him.that they learnt nothing from my lectures. And the a-surance «.is no dourd'true; because, in form- ing them, me (Jod ol nature did not will or de- / J «ic.. thai thev should iicnmre a knowledge of the dioine, or any other eflbrt there- *<■ phil.Mopliv of eith h-inch of" knowledge. Noo.ntl.ly lore could impart it to them. Rut I *H nl defiance Hr. Vuiifell, and every .4h-*r man who took part iu my persecution >*»d rejection, whether he be Professor, Trustee, or individual otherwise classed,, to produce a single pupil, of a high order of miad and attainment, who has listened to my l.-ctures and will not de- l.iro that lie Ins derived from them as much gratification and instruction, as from those of uny of niv colleagues But I must bring Ibis hastily written produc- tion to a close. And,mi doing so, I take, as my premises, the diversified body of matter it con- tains, and unhesitatingly draw from it the follow- ing inferences—without the least apprehension ©^opposition to them, by fair-minded And intel- ligent men.wliether of my contemporaries or pos- teritv. For, in case I survive until the comple- tion of my "Autobiography and Memoirs of mv own Times," posterity shall have a knowl- edge of.the entire subject—both premises and inferences. 1st. My removal from my Professorship is an event unprecedented, for its outrage on right, Iuslice aud academical decorum, in the history and legends of schools of medicine. 2d. I am neither a "dotard" nor a "superan- iatkd iMBKcruc" as, years ago, Dr. Yandell had the vulgarity and mendacity to pronounce ine. And, in further proof of the truth of this inference,'to my preceding matter of argument, 1 now subjoin, as additional evidence, the pres- ent production; which, though hastily written, amidst distracting avocations; and though I s°t on it an estimate comparatively low; yet do I fearlessly assert, that that noted slanderer, ansV ncnrtT retractor of his slanders (whon called to account for them) can no more equal it in composition; than he can equal the recent suc- cessor to his chair, iu anualylitical chemistry. Is this assertion accounted a boast.' I reply that it is not. Because it only alleges that I can surpass in composition a mental parasite and squibster. 3d.—I have satisfactorily shown, that, though unrighteously debarred from much of the profits of my thirty years' labor in the Mississippi val- ley, yet can nothing earthly rob me of the honor of being the direct Jounder of the medical school, and, through it, the indirect founder of the (Jni- versitv of Louisville—and the pioneer of medi- cal plilosophy in the West. From the deep and self-damning conduct to- ward me, of Dr. Yandell and some of his aids, I am justified, if I please, to close my narrative with the following lines: "Is this, then, the fate, future ases will say, "When some men slia'l live but in memory's curse; "When the truth shall be told, and these things or a DAY, "Be forgotten ss tools, or remembered as worse'.' 8" And the reader may subjoin or lteghttt at np , lion, the first line of the next versa, of the sua*, But, be his view of the use I have Mad* uf the preceding quotation what it may,. J feel con- vinced that he will concur with me: in the co'*^,; redness and propriety of the following senUiT'' vient, which will be the last I shall express on *■% the present occasion. ;W • Considering the amount of services I lia,vof w rendered and attempted to render to^tbe prefeu-ftfti eion of medicine iu the west and