[United States Navy Training Film. Nonclassified. Copyright 1945 by Hugh Harman Productions, Inc.]

[Commandments for Health]

[Use Your Head]

[McGillicuddy is peeling potatoes in the galley when he realizes he needs to use the head and waves his hand]

McGillicuddy: Hey, Sarge!

Sarge: Ok, McGillicuddy.

When you gotta go, you gotta - hey look out, Mac!

[McGillicuddy runs out the door and into a tree with a sign]

[7th Commandment] "Thou shalt not use any spots except chosen ones for deposition of your excrement."

"Thou shalt not urinate in thy brother's tent or street else he regard thee as a dog and treat thee accordingly."

In other words, that means: use your head!

Avoid contaminating any area which could result in dysentery for your entire unit!

Uh, I gotta use the toilet.

[Head]

[Keep a lookout]

[for a Jap]

[when you go-]

[to take a cra-]

[Burna Shave]

[ Cawls away and doesn't follow the signs]

Hey, stupid! Can't you read?

[Reaches a chair with a hole in it with an umbrella over it]

[Stacks of paper are piled next to the chair]

Well, look at that. McGillicuddy's private one-holer. What a lay-up.

Sun shade, library, toilet tissue, beautiful view, even gardenias, and a hell of a good home for dysentery germs!

[Reading a comic strip]

Haha, what a dope.

Yeah. What a dope.

[Finishes and leaves the head while a fly overhead lands on the umbrella and rings a triangle]

Fly: Come and get it!

[A swarm of flies fly towards the head]

[Returns to the galley and smoke is coming out of the galley's chimney]

[The fly smells the smoke and rings the triangle again]

Fly: Oh, dessert!

[Swarm of flies fly toward and into the galley's chimney]

[Flies are sliding down potatoes, walking on pies, eating cheese, and touching all the food]

[Soldiers are eating the contaminated food in the mess hall]

[All the soldiers in the Mess Hall run towards the head and behind them are all the officers]

And now, because of one man's carelessness, a whole unit is flat on its back!

[Soldiers are in beds labeled 'Diarrhoea']

Radio: We're Tokyo calling! We're Tokyo calling!

Japanese man: We'sa good news! We discovered we have in the South Pacific, Yankee Marine, who help our Japanese war effort.

Japanese man: This'a Yankee, all the time make honorable bowel movement in wrong location! All his buddy Yankee get dysentery!

Japanese Man:  Woo, make weak like pussycat! This honorable Yankee a'name, uh, McGillicuddy!

Soldiers: McGillicuddy!?

[Soldiers are angry]

Yeah, McGillicuddy. Go get'em boys!

[A soldier on an excavator for the Decontamination Squad spots McGillicuddy on his private head reading comics]

Hahaha, what a dope.

[Excavator scoops McGillicuddy and his head off the ground]

[Excavator dumps McGillicuddy in the head that he was supposed to use]

McGillicuddy, you made your bed - now lie in it!

[The End. MN 2808 g. 1945]